Ashandchelslifestories #11 not as great as she thinks, her new collection is crap & her belly button stinks

[skippymum]

Posting about the horrific tragedy in Southport and then a few stories later talking about feeling like she wants to kill people.
Read the room Ash and wind your fat neck in!

I thought exactly the same. She’s clearly not all the ticket is she.

 

[Buzz_off]

Another bullshit story from Ash... Won't take them to the park during the day, no goes at night.. how edgy

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

Another bullshit story from Ash... Won't take them to the park during the day, no goes at night.. how edgy
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If she takes them to the park in the day they’ll have the piss taken out of them because their mum shagged a SO more like!

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Taking 2 weeks off of Instagram because it’s the school holidays

 

[StrictlyNoFakey]

Taking 2 weeks off of Instagram because it’s the school holidays

More likely that she’s bleeping off for 2 weeks without the kids AGAIN and she doesn’t want us commenting on it because she knows we are right!!!

 

[Buzz_off]

Taking 2 weeks off of Instagram because it’s the school holidays

But they don't go to school, no even home schooled so that means f all. She has 1 job that is a very privileged position, with many perks and she cba with it. She has feb off because she got caught out with her BS

 

[LittleMissRuby]

100% bet she taken time off instagram due to that comment on star whats her faces podcast

 

[Buzz_off]

100% bet she taken time off instagram due to that comment on star whats her faces podcast

If it is because of that is she still going to blame tattle? Because we made her date Jail apparently not just the once either... She knew her name, lies about being a detective, has an 'agent' and slagged Chelsea off for a load of bs yet it's never her fault any of it

On a brighter note, so happy for Chelsea, she's worked her ass off doing cleaning and gardening, moving on with life and seems like her new barber shop is busy. After Ash tried to ruin her, Chelsea was honest enough to hold her hands up and do something about it.

Just imagine Trash (because we all know you read here) if you bothered to actually parent and for Dex's sake take care of him, give the poor dog some mental stimulation, play with him, set him out some toys, walk him, feed him decent food and you've got enough money to test him for these allergies. Could be dust mites because you never seem to clean or hoover. Could even be fleas poor dog is just in the house for her to say she has a dog. He would have been better off moving with Chelsea

Also that story about cancelling a holiday of an ex, I'm sure I've heard that story somewhere else... Wouldn't she have been married then?

 

[skippymum]

If it is because of that is she still going to blame tattle? Because we made her date Jail apparently not just the once either... She knew her name, lies about being a detective, has an 'agent' and slagged Chelsea off for a load of bs yet it's never her fault any of it

On a brighter note, so happy for Chelsea, she's worked her ass off doing cleaning and gardening, moving on with life and seems like her new barber shop is busy. After Ash tried to ruin her, Chelsea was honest enough to hold her hands up and do something about it.

Just imagine Trash (because we all know you read here) if you bothered to actually parent and for Dex's sake take care of him, give the poor dog some mental stimulation, play with him, set him out some toys, walk him, feed him decent food and you've got enough money to test him for these allergies. Could be dust mites because you never seem to clean or hoover. Could even be fleas poor dog is just in the house for her to say she has a dog. He would have been better off moving with Chelsea

Also that story about cancelling a holiday of an ex, I'm sure I've heard that story somewhere else... Wouldn't she have been married then?

Is Chelsea still posting on Instagram?

 

[RubyTuesday39]

She’s really ramping up the whole menopause thing isn’t she? She’s going to blame all her wrong doings on it I’m sure. Yet funnily enough both myself and lots of women I know haven’t dated sex offenders due to going through it

 

[Laylagone123x]

What was the comment on the podcast?

 

[Buzz_off]

She keeps saying things aren't ads, when technically they are. Misleading people and hiding affiliate links

Chels is still on insta

The comment on the podcast was something like she caught her boyfriend cheating, he had a holiday booked using her card. She cancelled it without telling him or his friends and let them go to the airport and find out. Think she said she was 21 or something

 

[Snapshotstye]

She keeps saying things aren't ads, when technically they are. Misleading people and hiding affiliate links

Chels is still on insta

The comment on the podcast was something like she caught her boyfriend cheating, he had a holiday booked using her card. She cancelled it without telling him or his friends and let them go to the airport and find out. Think she said she was 21 or something

She is absolutely livid that the majority of people must have voted no to her rebel hair post

 

[Kboo28]

She's such a liar. Saying she isn't bothered if people press no on her polls, she wants opinions the "lady" doth protest too much. Using the term lady lightly obviously as she is no lady. Vile foul mouthed slob.

 

[dec812]

Why are Elemis associating themselves with this total scrag-end. Honestly does any thought go into this marketing at all?!

 

[Kboo28]

Has she got warts on her eyelid? and also how many moisturisers does she use EVERYDAY because she just listed 2 in the time frame of 2 stories back to back

 

[Buzz_off]

Imagine seeing your content engagement drop and being desperate to do polls to try boost it, only to argue with the results and sulk embarrassing

Says how skin rocks cured all her skin problems, best skin ever blah blah blah, then says how's she's breaking out and has been clearly picking her skin and spots on her chest... Give it up Ash you'll never be a skinfluencer because you can't keep a story straight and you are clueless on ingredients, not to mention the times you can't be arses to clean your make up off

Sounds like Ava is basically the parent nowadays having to tell TrAsh what to do. Only to then be ditched for holidays and any other excuse.

 

[battyascanbe]

Sorry but bye bye Elemis
My favourite brand but fcukd if I'll use anything associated with that munter

 

[Sambuj]

i must be missing something here. Great skin? Has she had the local builders merchant round with trowels and cement?

 

[Laylagone123x]

Omg who’s stuck 50p in this bleep today