Ashandchelslifestories #11 not as great as she thinks, her new collection is crap & her belly button stinks

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She's trying to convince herself that she's a good mam when actually she's a tit mam and she knows fine well she is. I mean her bloody kids have had to leave school and be home schooled because of her behaviour and the bullying it's caused and she can deny it all she likes.

The foundation also looked horrific.

Back on another holiday I see
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I’ve just caught 5 minutes of mafs, and Eve sounds just like this person, also has a lot of tattoos, could it be? I can’t remember what the tats ash has shown before are though
From watching Eve on mafs, I'd say no.
She wouldn't be seen dead with someone like Ash. They'd clash too much with the fact Eve loves the gym and keeping fit and Ash is the size of a bleeping house
 
XL size 18-20 my BUMHOLE. She's such a gobshite. She's a size 22 easy, which isn't actually a problem but why lie

She thinks just cos she can squeeeeeeze her belly and legs in an XL that she's an XL. The outfits are literally suffocating her they're that tight and small.

She doesn't know how to dress for her size at alllllll
 

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XL size 18-20 my BUMHOLE. She's such a gobshite. She's a size 22 easy, which isn't actually a problem but why lie

She thinks just cos she can squeeeeeeze her belly and legs in an XL that she's an XL. The outfits are literally suffocating her they're that tight and small.

She doesn't know how to dress for her size at alllllll
I'm broad shouldered and big boobed, in something fitting I'm a 22 on top, 18 waist unless elasticated then a 16. There's no way she's in an 18 on her bottom half or even a 20. Her hips alone take her beyond a 18/20.
She doesn't need to lie, she shouldn't be lying, people won't appreciate buying these clothes on her word and then they don't fit. I've noticed the clothing she wears is getting tighter, so either... she's putting more weight on, she's wearing the wrong size or the manufacturer is way out on their cuts!
 
I'm broad shouldered and big boobed, in something fitting I'm a 22 on top, 18 waist unless elasticated then a 16. There's no way she's in an 18 on her bottom half or even a 20. Her hips alone take her beyond a 18/20.
She doesn't need to lie, she shouldn't be lying, people won't appreciate buying these clothes on her word and then they don't fit. I've noticed the clothing she wears is getting tighter, so either... she's putting more weight on, she's wearing the wrong size or the manufacturer is way out on their cuts!
She thinks she's an 18 because boob's up, she probably is an 18 cos she's small, waist is small too but then the second she's below the boob's and waist and the size of her belly. She's nowhere near an 18. 20 to 22 defo..the bottom half, her thighs, and arse. She's 22 if not more. She is a big girl and that's fine. It isn't an issue at all, it's just a number, it's the fact she's lies.

Doesn't help she buys alot of oversized stuff so you do go down a size. If she dressed for her shape, she'd realised she's more a 22 and she'd be and she'd look more comfortable.

That leopard dress is stunning, but again, sticks to her massive round belly and she looks absolutely bleeping ridiculous. Againnnn dressing wrong for her shape.
 
She thinks she's an 18 because boob's up, she probably is an 18 cos she's small, waist is small too but then the second she's below the boob's and waist and the size of her belly. She's nowhere near an 18. 20 to 22 defo..the bottom half, her thighs, and arse. She's 22 if not more. She is a big girl and that's fine. It isn't an issue at all, it's just a number, it's the fact she's lies.

Doesn't help she buys alot of oversized stuff so you do go down a size. If she dressed for her shape, she'd realised she's more a 22 and she'd be and she'd look more comfortable.

That leopard dress is stunning, but again, sticks to her massive round belly and she looks absolutely bleeping ridiculous. Againnnn dressing wrong for her shape.
Exactly! It took me many years to accept that if I need a bigger size to just get it. No one sees the label anyway. Surely it’s better to be comfortable but also more flattering sometimes. My nan is the same, if it doesn’t fit in her size she will absolutely not entertain a size up (she’s uk 6/8). I lost that mentality a while ago and as a bigger person I’m so much happier when I don’t have to care about a label
 
Exactly! It took me many years to accept that if I need a bigger size to just get it. No one sees the label anyway. Surely it’s better to be comfortable but also more flattering sometimes. My nan is the same, if it doesn’t fit in her size she will absolutely not entertain a size up (she’s uk 6/8). I lost that mentality a while ago and as a bigger person I’m so much happier when I don’t have to care about a label
Ahhhh im so glad ! It is just a number. Aslong as you're happy, get whatever number feels comfy on you.

My friends the same, she's a 10, she likes being a 10, she thinks it sounds good. We where in a shop the other day and she couldn't entertain a size 10, wouldnt go past her arse, 12 was barely there. She needed a 14 to LOOK and fit comfortable. That was it. Day ruined, we cut the day short cos she was in a bleeping foul mood. Over a NUMBER! 14 is still tiny! Ridiculous really
 
Ahhhh im so glad ! It is just a number. Aslong as you're happy, get whatever number feels comfy on you.

My friends the same, she's a 10, she likes being a 10, she thinks it sounds good. We where in a shop the other day and she couldn't entertain a size 10, wouldnt go past her arse, 12 was barely there. She needed a 14 to LOOK and fit comfortable. That was it. Day ruined, we cut the day short cos she was in a bleeping foul mood. Over a NUMBER! 14 is still tiny! Ridiculous really
Life is far too short to be worrying about all that. Maybe I’m old now (34) but who gives a crap what size your clothes are?! Has anyone ever asked what size clothes you’re wearing?
 
Life is far too short to be worrying about all that. Maybe I’m old now (34) but who gives a crap what size your clothes are?! Has anyone ever asked what size clothes you’re wearing?

Usually only men with their unwanted conversations 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

I 100% agree. I’m 36 and spent my life trying to fit the mould of society. I’m a bit bigger now and happy. Pretty sure my partner prefers it too 😂😁 or that I’m just confident lol.

also shops don’t help with it, one shop I could buy a 14 others it’s a 16/18. I just try not to focus on the label but the fit.
 
I'm broad shouldered and big boobed, in something fitting I'm a 22 on top, 18 waist unless elasticated then a 16. There's no way she's in an 18 on her bottom half or even a 20. Her hips alone take her beyond a 18/20.
She doesn't need to lie, she shouldn't be lying, people won't appreciate buying these clothes on her word and then they don't fit. I've noticed the clothing she wears is getting tighter, so either... she's putting more weight on, she's wearing the wrong size or the manufacturer is way out on their cuts!
I’m a 16/18 I bought a size 16 dress from them. Ended up returning it and eventually bought a 20. I am nowhere near a 20, but that’s what I had to buy for it to fit. She’s bigger than me, I don’t believe an 18/20 would go near her.
 
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