Aoife Bermingham

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So she gives weather updates now and telling people from
Inland not to head out to her beach in Portmarnock!!! Go back to bed Aoife and stop being such a Debbie Downer you absolute dose!!
 

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*Public Announcement*
The following people only are allowed on Aoifes beach today:

married to a builder❤
Live in a house with no less than 6 bedrooms 🛌
Your back garden is at least the size of a bungalow

You work 2 exhausting hours a week in your part time job 📵
You have a minimum of one childminder per child 👶
You have travelled the world in your 20s and still talk about it ✈
You swim daily and make sure you post smug #DublinYouBeaut posts after yoga 🧘‍♂️
You are desperate to become a blogger so you’re throwing up the AF links by the hour ☘

Due to covid you’ve only planned about 5 expensive trips abroad for this summer ☘✈
You want to be like the young ones on Instagram❌

Please stay away from my beach if you do not meet the criteria
 
*Public Announcement*
The following people only are allowed on Aoifes beach today:

married to a builder❤
Live in a house with no less than 6 bedrooms 🛌
Your back garden is at least the size of a bungalow

You work 2 exhausting hours a week in your part time job 📵
You have a minimum of one childminder per child 👶
You have travelled the world in your 20s and still talk about it ✈
You swim daily and make sure you post smug #DublinYouBeaut posts after yoga 🧘‍♂️
You are desperate to become a blogger so you’re throwing up the AF links by the hour ☘

Due to covid you’ve only planned about 5 expensive trips abroad for this summer ☘✈
You want to be like the young ones on Instagram❌

Please stay away from my beach if you do not meet the criteria
Brilliant! Hilarious and so true!
 
*Public Announcement*
The following people only are allowed on Aoifes beach today:

married to a builder❤
Live in a house with no less than 6 bedrooms 🛌
Your back garden is at least the size of a bungalow

You work 2 exhausting hours a week in your part time job 📵
You have a minimum of one childminder per child 👶
You have travelled the world in your 20s and still talk about it ✈
You swim daily and make sure you post smug #DublinYouBeaut posts after yoga 🧘‍♂️
You are desperate to become a blogger so you’re throwing up the AF links by the hour ☘

Due to covid you’ve only planned about 5 expensive trips abroad for this summer ☘✈
You want to be like the young ones on Instagram❌

Please stay away from my beach if you do not meet the criteria
*Public Announcement*
The following people only are allowed on Aoifes beach today:

married to a builder❤
Live in a house with no less than 6 bedrooms 🛌
Your back garden is at least the size of a bungalow

You work 2 exhausting hours a week in your part time job 📵
You have a minimum of one childminder per child 👶
You have travelled the world in your 20s and still talk about it ✈
You swim daily and make sure you post smug #DublinYouBeaut posts after yoga 🧘‍♂️
You are desperate to become a blogger so you’re throwing up the AF links by the hour ☘

Due to covid you’ve only planned about 5 expensive trips abroad for this summer ☘✈
You want to be like the young ones on Instagram❌

Please stay away from my beach if you do not meet the criteria
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*Public Announcement*
The following people only are allowed on Aoifes beach today:

married to a builder❤
Live in a house with no less than 6 bedrooms 🛌
Your back garden is at least the size of a bungalow

You work 2 exhausting hours a week in your part time job 📵
You have a minimum of one childminder per child 👶
You have travelled the world in your 20s and still talk about it ✈
You swim daily and make sure you post smug #DublinYouBeaut posts after yoga 🧘‍♂️
You are desperate to become a blogger so you’re throwing up the AF links by the hour ☘

Due to covid you’ve only planned about 5 expensive trips abroad for this summer ☘✈
You want to be like the young ones on Instagram❌

Please stay away from my beach if you do not meet the criteria
shes trying to be Aoibhe Devlin , becoming more like her everyday. ,
 
Does she really try to say she's a size 8?
I haven't seen that but she's definitely a (perfectly reasonable) 12/14. I wonder why she'd lie? Bizarre

She’s always at it. There’s nothing wrong with her 12-14 shape but stop saying you’re 8-10!
The soft top, what a show off. Glad she got a night out though I mean she only gets about 30 hours to herself a week x
 
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