3 gigantic suitcases and she pulls out blue, to pair with blue and, wait for it.... white shoes. That's a stylist right there, she even considered the dark shade of blue that will eventually reveal itself through her sweaty armpits a few minutes out of the lobby. That makes three shades of blue, Anna. Bravo, a color theorist in her own right.
I would've gone with a much lighter fabric that doesn't crease at first glance like her shirtdress does. Yeah, she has a rule that linen is okay to be creased, but maybe just a shirt is acceptable. Wearing creases from neck to ankles makes her look low maintenance. Are those leather shoes? I couldn't be bothered to suffocate myself in the summer like that. No flowy dresses? No short trousers? No midi skirts?
I wonder what is inside that suitcase because she's obviously digging out the most random pieces and "safe" options. What did she teach those girls in the stylist class? What a scam.
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I’m sure her styling tips were the following:
1- Flowy and A-line cause it shows ur “femininity”
2- Anything belted to cinch your waist, even if you don’t have one.
3- Linen in summer cause she saw affluent people wearing that during her vacations.
4- Red, nude of French nails, otherwise you’re not classy.
5- No sneakers, unless they’re branded.
6- Chanel & Hermessa bags if you want to look elegant, but you can use an Alaïa tote if you wanna be lowkey.
7- No brands like Michael Kors, Moschino, DKNY etc.. Those are basic girl’s brand. And he won’t buy you an expensive gift, won’t feed you in a Michelin star restaurant nor book you a first class airplane ticket if he saw u wearing the aforementioned brands. ( you need to look high maintenance laydeez).
8- Bring your portable steamer with you. ( A HACK : Wear your linens if you are not in the mood to steam your clothes.)
9- Get a blow dry cause it will elevate your look even if you don’t dress appropriately for the occasion.
10- Hats from Maison Michel and wear them even indoors to show you’re wealthy.
11- Wear open toe heels even in London’s cold weather. (Never compromise on ur looks).
12- Colorful coats to cover the fact that you can’t style a proper outfit.
13- Wear all whites monochrome outfits in Fall/winter because it look expensive, whereas dark outfits don’t.
14- Dress for your body type (a sentence that she doesn’t quite comprehend since she only recommends A lines and belts to everyone).
15- No jewelry, idk whether it’s to prove “La simplicité fait la beauté” or to ask him to buy you a bracelet from Cartier or VCA.
Finally ladies, don’t forget to pack your gorgeous outfits in Rimowa suitcases, cause the wealthy people are lowkey and they wouldn’t draw attention with Louis Vuitton Pegase or Horizon. But if you forget the security code of your Rimowa suitcase, use a scissor to cut it instead of taking it to the store to open it to you, always act versatile and act smart laydeeez.
Same repetitive bullshit, boring, nothing new.
Forgot to mention: if you buy anything from Zara, replace the buttons to look expensive. It’s always in the details ladies.
did she forget to apply sunscreen to her face???
