This will be lads chatting about Ana.
Yo, remember that girl called Ana?
Didn’t link her cause she had a lot of cheddar. (What d’ya mean?)
When I say cheddar, I don’t mean cash.
I mean like cheese, Ana didn’t have a bath.
That’s bullshit, you was like yeah I’d duck it.
Yeah, before I found out she had a bucket.
She’s a proper sort man, she was going all flirty.
I was like go and have a wash, you’re dirty.
Remember that other girl Julie? Yeah 30 but thought she was 18.
Never had a job, shes never paid tax.
I look to the side and saw bare ear wax.
She swung both ways, she even liked the catty.
Yeah, bare man said she took it up the batty.
She was in it for the money, she was in it for the dosh.
She went a full week and didn’t have a wash.
What happened with Ana? did ya get things started?
I took her to my yard and the dirty witch farted.
I said rahtid, bumbaclarted.
Looked at the back, seen tit departed.
Hey boomting, dya wanna come to my gaff?
Eh no go and have a bath.
In fact have a shower, I’m really not fussy.
Leave him alone man, he don’t want ya pussy.
Who was that other girl Haz?
lifted up her armpit and left me sparko.
Got knocked down, bowled right over
Got knocked out from her bad body odour.
What about Julie she drove a mini?
knocking on my door like Jehovah
Yo aced she weren’t no Witness.
she only had a bath like once a year like Christmas.
how embarrazzzzing
in a few years her youtube “career” will probably have ended anyway and no one will know or care about who she is... she really has let it all go to her head and think she’s gonna be “famous” forever
