Alyssa Lenore # 3 Always shilling, always reselling!

[Glacier Bay]

"Here at Paulina Yeh Events, we typically help plan luxury weddings with budgets north of $250k or $3,000 per guest."

If you click "contact" on Paulina's official website, they will ask about your budget. No way Alyssa can afford that kind of wedding. And they broke up over that.

 

[bahama-mama]

View attachment 3072282 qSeriously, can you be any more obnoxious (and facetuned)

When do we think Alyssa will start the Invisalign partnership? I feel like that'll be sooner, along with other "Do what makes YOU feel best" treatments and posts.

 

[deadgirlinside]

All her stories right now are as follows: a vehicle loan from Lexus which I think Marco appreciates more than her (i think she cant stand the fact that they need to return that back, like her Audi), some gifted haircare, and belts that will be sold in a minute. That’s her in a nutshell. Living a loaned life with the courtesy of others gifting stuff for free.

 

[bahama-mama]

All her stories right now are as follows: a vehicle loan from Lexus which I think Marco appreciates more than her (i think she cant stand the fact that they need to return that back, like her Audi), some gifted haircare, and belts that will be sold in a minute. That’s her in a nutshell. Living a loaned life with the courtesy of others gifting stuff for free.

This is most influencers. The rest were born w a silver spoon and the influencer life is just the added cherry on top. It is not reality.

 

[bahama-mama]

Alyssa thinking her followers are braindead, which they may actually be if they buy her BS, that the CA Closets infomercial she posted is not in some way benefiting her. They may not have sponsored the post but you can guarantee they did not make her pay for the materials or labor AND we'll soon see those additional closets being done via a sponsorship. These ladiezzzz don't post anything that isn't of benefit to them. We know this so why continue the facade?!

 

[YvesNotLaurent]

She really had to point out that she paid a deposit like okay hun but you had to sell bags and still couldn’t afford built ins AND a desk chair

 

[deadgirlinside]

She really had to point out that she paid a deposit like okay hun but you had to sell bags and still couldn’t afford built ins AND a desk chair

Real rich people pay in cash and ask for a discount for straight payments. That’s how rich people stay rich.

While Alyssa broadcasts to the world she paid a deposit, thanks to the endless aff links she sent and spent her online life panhandling tit.

 

[bahama-mama]

Had a laugh today re "had to let go of my Margeaux and vintage K28" to fund the B25 ...

 

[YvesNotLaurent]

Had a laugh today re "had to let go of my Margeaux and vintage K28" to fund the B25 ...

And she’s such a hoarder of any freebie on offer she can’t really claim to be downsizing the collection

 

[deadgirlinside]

Why am I not surprised that she likes this trashy ass book? It’s like go gurl sink even lower.

 

[YvesNotLaurent]

Someone clearly doesn’t know their measurements

 

[lurkingin94123]

Had a laugh today re "had to let go of my Margeaux and vintage K28" to fund the B25 ...

She’s so stupid. She had no business buying a Margeaux in the first place. It’s fills the same gap that a Birkin 30+ would. Maybe I’m too practical to buy bags that are all the roughly the same size, color, and silhouette.

 

[mylovelypeople]

She has told a million times before that she doesn’t want to invest in their home because they are planning to buy another.
After years, she decided to buy custom-made furniture.

 

[deadgirlinside]

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She has told a million times before that she doesn’t want to invest in their home because they are planning to buy another.
After years, she decided to buy custom-made furniture.

Because some company decided it was best to gift her free shelves. She didn’t stop her panhandling.

 

[y0ass]

She has told a million times before that she doesn’t want to invest in their home because they are planning to buy another.

Because she can't afford to buy a more expensive mcmansion home without selling all her bags as downpayment

 

[bahama-mama]

Because she can't afford to buy a more expensive mcmansion home without selling all her bags as downpayment

I also think she is running out of categories to sell, and she can only afford so much at Hermes, et al. to unbox.

She's looking a little thicker than usual these days. Perhaps they're having a baby? That would open up the Mummy side of IG to her.

 

[lurkingin94123]

I also think she is running out of categories to sell, and she can only afford so much at Hermes, et al. to unbox.

She's looking a little thicker than usual these days. Perhaps they're having a baby? That would open up the Mummy side of IG to her.

I hope to god not. She doesn’t know how to properly train a dog. Can you imagine how frustrated she’ll get when she realizes she has to change dozens of diapers a day?

I am so glad she wasn’t invited to the Ritz cruise ship bs. It’s a great reminder that as much as she wants to pretend to keep up with the crew that can actually afford The Row, she will never be able to.

 

[T-time]

I also think she is running out of categories to sell, and she can only afford so much at Hermes, et al. to unbox.

She's looking a little thicker than usual these days. Perhaps they're having a baby? That would open up the Mummy side of IG to her.

I really wish we could stop speculating about woman being pregnant but anyway, my guess is that that one extra piece of fried chicken, that one extra pour of caramel in her "coffee" and that one portion of extra cheap ass noodles combined with never walking Wade and her slowing metabolism are catching up with her. She is not all-you-can-eat-young anymore and using your Peloton as a clothes rack is not the answer.

 

[hamzzi]

Two things here:


1. I’m surprised that Miu Miu bag has lasted this long in her collection I was expecting it to be sold by now

2. The amount of facetuning, like why is her head so much smaller than the rest of her body? I get editing a bit to make yourself look a bit better (who doesn’t nowadays) but either she’s leaning hella far away from the camera or she shrunk the size of her head because her hands look bigger than her whole dang head

 

[bahama-mama]

Alyssa lewks absurd with those super pointed shoes and faux fur coat. Maybe shoes like that work for people who only walk their fat asses from the house to the car and then back again, but I can't imagine those even being comfy for that.