Allana Davison

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I could sit on that top lip!
 

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Wedding Q&A is up. Turns out she is lazy, cheap AND a terrible planner.


The CHEAP omg
She is so lame

She can spend so much on other stuff that she doesnt need!

She is so used to free trips, attending free press events that she doesnt realise how much these things cost????

Her mouth is huge and the drawn out weird shadowy shape is so BAD


And in true Allana faahion
She did not wear underwear under her dress!!!
And said her nipples were shown when she was bent over cutting the cake…
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The CHEAP omg
She is so lame

She can spend so much on other stuff that she doesnt need!

She is so used to free trips, attending free press events that she doesnt realise how much these things cost????

Her mouth is huge and the drawn out weird shadowy shape is so BAD


And in true Allana faahion
She did not wear underwear under her dress!!!
And said her nipples were shown when she was bent over cutting the cake…
😵‍💫😵‍💫
The 90s called. They want their lipliner back.
 
The CHEAP omg
She is so lame

She can spend so much on other stuff that she doesnt need!

She is so used to free trips, attending free press events that she doesnt realise how much these things cost????

Her mouth is huge and the drawn out weird shadowy shape is so BAD


And in true Allana faahion
She did not wear underwear under her dress!!!
And said her nipples were shown when she was bent over cutting the cake…
😵‍💫😵‍💫

What kind of filter was she using there, the Wonky Art Museum?
 
Ok i mean
NO underwear at all. Lol
She tried a boob tape to create some cleavage (for the pics) but the tape was sticking out so she removed them before dinner started.

She didnt wear panty/ thong either - she said even the thong showed in pictures- so she had a tampon in to prevent any “juicy stuff” from ruining her dress or showing - she went INTO DETAILS during that portion of the Q&A 😂


She also said she regretted not having the photog stay on to take candid shots - but photog did stay for dinner at the table tho - but maybe wasnt paid to WORK by then. (LOL??? And also, really duh??? She only wants to see HER photos not think about the guests who are her immediate family?)

The only thing that stood out in the whole Q&A is she wants a good photoshoot so much that she really just neglected or obsessed over other things. Neglected the basic details and procedure of getting married. Neglected to find out how much everything wld cost and what little she wants to actually pay.
 
omg i have to watch why do i do this to myself 😂
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lol at Allana justifying spending money on a photographer as if it isn't just to look at herself
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the amount of times she says "last minute". I can't.
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okay this video is so tacky. in one breath she is banging on about how expensive everything is, next minute she is gushing over the $$$ jewels she got to wear for free and how luxe it is. she is so hypocritical it is laughable.
 
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I watched half of the explanation video and it's giving some real "I'm not like the other girlsss" vibes. She keeps repeating "We didn't caaare, we just didn't want this or that, we don't care about the cake, it's only for our parents, let's just sign the friggin' paper and leave, we really DON'T CARE about ANY of this, ok??"
The thing is, she obviously DID mainly care about how she looked and she wanted nice bridal photos. So the ceremony, the meaning of what was happening wasn't even the main, special part. It was the photoshoot. :cautious:

Ok, well, but if you are SO nonchalant and carefree, why didn't you put more focus of a nice, thought through dinner with music for the guests if you were only doing it for them? And less about your makeup and boobs and two pairs of designer shoes? We know she is def NOT not like the other brides, because she's literally made makeup and her looks her career.
 
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so funny when she was mentioning all these minimum spends which were not even that expensive - i work as a wedding planner and i plan weddings for people who are not influencers who are not shocked by much higher prices - just goes to show she is not aware of the real world, real prices and how much things really cost AT.ALL.

She probably gets so much stuff for free, from clothes to trips to treatments that getting a real bill might be shocking for her.
 
She didnt wear panty/ thong either - she said even the thong showed in pictures- so she had a tampon in to prevent any “juicy stuff” from ruining her dress or showing - she went INTO DETAILS during that portion of the Q&A 😂
Oh, see? She is traditional after all. Something blue.
 

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I couldn’t make it through the whole wedding q&a video but my favorite part if what I did watch was when she complained that it cost $500 CAD to get married in a private room
at Vancouver city hall so instead they spent $4000+ on a catered meal for 30 at a downtown hotel.
Oh, and she didn’t start planning her September wedding until January of the same year. Of course it was going to be expensive, you turnip
 
mega unpopular opinion, but i found her q&a surprisingly relatable on some points.
they are obviously...oblivious on everything related to planning and so much indecision would personally bring me up the walls, but i can see where she came from with so much "let's just focus on us and the pics" and other superficial stuff when you see her hint at complicated family dynamics. it came across quite clearly to me that she was fearing things would get messy and was instead surprised that her family behaved and was trult happy for her. idk, i can relate to that so maybe that's why I'm giving her a pass.

I also kinda like that a couple that's already been living together for years would go for a more subdued affair (subdued in terms of ceremony, etc, I'm not talking about insane expenses on the weirdest things because come on we know she will never grip on that front).
 
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