Alicej_t #2 Yesterday utter disarray but hey at least I've now got a fiance - Slay!

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Oh the stupid drama over her WAITROSE out of date potatoes. It’s a known fact that potato’s rarely go ‘out of date’. Nearly all sensible people would know when a potato is not fit for cooking, it would clearly look ‘bad’! This all just made my eyes roll. It was more a display to show us she still shops at WAITROSE!
 
Avocadoontoast said:
Oh the stupid drama over her WAITROSE out of date potatoes. It’s a known fact that potato’s rarely go ‘out of date’. Nearly all sensible people would know when a potato is not fit for cooking, it would clearly look ‘bad’! This all just made my eyes roll. It was more a display to show us she still shops at WAITROSE!
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She was trying to make a joke about Prince Andrew 👍
 
Avocadoontoast said:
Oh the stupid drama over her WAITROSE out of date potatoes. It’s a known fact that potato’s rarely go ‘out of date’. Nearly all sensible people would know when a potato is not fit for cooking, it would clearly look ‘bad’! This all just made my eyes roll. It was more a display to show us she still shops at WAITROSE!
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It was a Duke of York joke.
 
I honestly don’t get why she’s invited to these events 🤔 she’s been hovering between 21.7 and 21.8 for a year. Surely if she’s not adding new followers and from the looks of it has low engagement, she’s be a crap influencer to influence people to buy tit 🤷‍♀️

So my only conclusion is, it’s a case of not what you know, but who you know.
 
Even with a few paid Ads, i still dont get how she makes an actual income. Ok, slay wasnt exactly winning, but when she was living with her parents (or i should say, she was in their house, & they were living in the garden shed??) she seemed to have a bit more going on then. Now, well, shes unemployed!!! Even more so than before. Correct me if im wrong, but Danbites doesnt seem to be slaying out there in the real world either. How.Do.They.Live?!! The press trip was, as usual for Alice, long lunch and beauty treatments. What a day.
 
She charges:
Blog post £550
Instagram posts £300
Recipe development £750
Event hosting £650

a quick tot of what she's done recently is about £3-4k and Rightmove would have paid her more, so her £5k a month does sound about right.
 
Yeah but isn't that living month to month? Insta post to Insta post? I feel like these insta influencers think they've reinvented the wheel by monetising their lives but holy hell her life seems dull and sad and in no way enviable? Esso app and Nectar points? God, so cringe
 
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