Alice Liveing #4 Alice is liveing but the ostrich is not, she’s sat there crying over a spot

[kiki_]

Just discovered the wonder that is Social Blade (had to keep watch of Elle Darbys follower count decrease didn’t I ) and checked on Alice’s stats. She is down almost 2,500 followers in the last month!

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The way she hit 700k then it dipped

 

[Farmer Sam]

Thread title suggestion: Alice Liveing- always after something free, Paddy still not got down on one knee.

 

[elevatordomino]

Threat title suggestion: addicted to Harley street- just admit your skins defeat. How is paddy supposed to propose when you spend all his money on designer clothes? Mood swings so high and low, how do you find time to edit each photo?

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

Her engagement is 0.92% according to Social Blade … I think she needs to find a new job

 

[elevatordomino]

Her engagement is 0.92% according to Social Blade … I think she needs to find a new job

I bet that’s all from ‘the trolls’ too

 

[Bowsider2010]

The way she hit 700k then it dipped

She did that ad with Sweaty Betty (STILL NOT OVER MY BEEF WITH THIS BECAUSE SHE NEVER EVER WEARS IT) and she got a massive surge because people had to follow her to win - so I wonder if people unfollowed once the comp was over!?

 

[Same stuff different day]

Her engagement is 0.92% according to Social Blade … I think she needs to find a new job

Maybe that’s why she offering free online work outs?

 

[ChilliBean]

“What do you want to do when you grow up, Alice?”

“I want to advertise eggs on Instagram!”

 

[LewyB]

Thread title suggestion:

Forehead of Fulham, her head’s always shining. Give me strength, Alice please stop whining.

 

[Winterwander]

“What do you want to do when you grow up, Alice?”

“I want to advertise eggs on Instagram!”

Have you seen how much clarence court eggs are?! I'm all about trying to buy ethically but £3 for 6 eggs?!

 

[Farmer Sam]

Have you seen how much clarence court eggs are?! I'm all about trying to buy ethically but £3 for 6 eggs?!

I’m surprised Princess Alice doesn’t only eat eggs from covered in fairy dust and gold.

 

[elevatordomino]

I’m surprised Princess Alice doesn’t only eat eggs from covered in fairy dust and gold.

If Chanel did eggs she’d buy them.

 

[Farmer Sam]

If Chanel did eggs she’d buy them.

Buy them? She’d ovulate them.

 

[Same stuff different day]

Thread title suggestion:

Forehead of Fulham, her head’s always shining. Give me strength, Alice please stop whining.

Hey tattlers - I think we have a winner?
Vote? Thoughts?

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

Buy them? She’d ovulate them.

3 times a month

 

[It is what it is]

Buy them? She’d ovulate them.

You do realise they don’t buy them? Clarence court are notorious for sending eggs to pathetic influencers. They also include a book of money off vouchers so they can get them in the shops for free as well.
Maybe Clarence court could donate those vouchers off to low income families since eggs are such a fantastic source of nutrients (if you eat them)

 

[Frogfairy]

You do realise they don’t buy them? Clarence court are notorious for sending eggs to pathetic influencers. They also include a book of money off vouchers so they can get them in the shops for free as well.
Maybe Clarence court could donate those vouchers off to low income families since eggs are such a fantastic source of nutrients (if you eat them)

Wow! Influencers even beg free eggs! Christ! I really like those eggs for a treat. Won't be buying those anymore. If they didn't give them away for free surely they could sell them slightly cheaper?? Can't wait for the influencer market to die off!

 

[Same stuff different day]

Wow! Influencers even beg free eggs! Christ! I really like those eggs for a treat. Won't be buying those anymore. If they didn't give them away for free surely they could sell them slightly cheaper?? Can't wait for the influencer market to die off!

You do realise they don’t buy them? Clarence court are notorious for sending eggs to pathetic influencers. They also include a book of money off vouchers so they can get them in the shops for free as well.
Maybe Clarence court could donate those vouchers off to low income families since eggs are such a fantastic source of nutrients (if you eat them)

Hmmm. Should be declared #ad or #sponsored??
once again Alice doing what she does. Above the law.

 

[Same stuff different day]

She’s so quiet today?

 

[Farmer Sam]

She’s so quiet today?

She showed us a pic of her bloated tummy (which was nothing) so I suspect she’s in a hormonal meltdown somewhere