SarcasticEllis
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That was a looong insta story about the weekend potentially being rainy ffs
I dislike her assumption that her inane chatter is relatable. Like “naturally I’ve done XYZ” and “obviously I’m feeling”… not everyone can relate to your tit Alice. And I say this as someone who’s her age and also getting married next year. She’s just completely self obsessed and clearly worried about what her insta photos will look like if it rains.
Cringing at how staged that wasHow did I miss this hilarity?
Will she delete it?
That was the povvo wedding though, doesn’t countYou’re already married Alice
But they look awful!!!
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OMFGBut they look awful!!!
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Alice, hun, I don’t know if you know but there are a couple of slugs on your fivehead.But they look awful!!!
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She’s cringing me out sooooo bad. You can just tell this weekend her main priorities are how she looks, and her photographer getting good photos. This is the woman who hired a professional photographer to follow her around at her 30th birthday for gods sake. I cannot wait for it to be over and for her to spiral!What, ever? You'd think she was dying.
I don’t think the spiral ever stops. She’ll go off on honeymoon, FoOd FrEeDoM, come back, period and “I feel so bad about myself but food freedom”, post wedding newly married facial brows nails and injectables, and a side by side photo of her wedding body vs happily married body. You can literally predict her content calendar as well as her menstrual calendar.She’s cringing me out sooooo bad. You can just tell this weekend her main priorities are how she looks, and her photographer getting good photos. This is the woman who hired a professional photographer to follow her around at her 30th birthday for gods sake. I cannot wait for it to be over and for her to spiral!
It won’t be. It’ll just be three days worth of events and outfitsIs her wedding on a Friday?