Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #271 Alice Evans Abject, Abject Stupidity

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Lulugrace said:
Yeah, you're gonna have to move 🤣
My cat is bleeping useless at catching spiders 🙄
That being said, so you have those horrible big/venomous ones where you live?
I know spiders have their uses, and ive come to accept the ones that live in my garden, but if they come inside, I'm like a lunatic, because they scare me; nearly as much as this lovely photo 🤣
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Not are they only akimbo, but her nips are out too 🤢
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Trying to give me nausea before dinnertime?
What a horrible photo. Does she see it as attractive, I wonder?

(Going to make chanterelle risotto -- it is my turn to cook tonight.)

Unlike the Abuser, the spiders are actually lovely. We do not have tarantulas over here, just different types of spiders. Mostly outdoors: gardens, meadows, forests. Auxiliary farm buildings everywhere, cellars, sheds, and so on. They are doing a good job culling annoying flies and mosquitoes.
And in the recent years, some of the European house spiders have also reached that far north. These are the largest: 8-10 cms. They seem to like humans. Somehow they show up indoors when autumn is nearing and are very curious -- they keep coming close to Mr B and I and even the kitty, sit quietly nearby and seem to observe what we are up to. We decided to let them have a corner in one of the bathrooms (and in late summer they're temporarily allowed to kitchen as well as all the berries and fruit is a major draw for flies and as we are not afraid of spiders, it can be rather useful to have them). Interestingly, the spiders (usually 2, sometimes 3) are not afraid of us but when we have visitors, they shy away. Truly fascinating. I wonder, do they view us as failed spiders -- the same way cats view us as failed cats... 😁
Our kitty keeps spiders in check -- when they start to weave their webs elsewhere, he eats these forbidden webs (apparently an excellent source of protein and amino acids). However, he never attacks the spiders, just observes them back. Or when the kitty has been too lazy, we'll just gently remove them.

If Andrea really did go to court in person to observe it first hand, it is really cool!
She'll witness the transformation -- how the abusive bully becomes damsel in distress yet again...
 
She's up at least 👀
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SaltandPepperChicken said:
At least we should get some bits of info before the docs land. What time is it there? You might get some of it before bed 🙏
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It's 1.21am! I've always been a night owl and after working nights for so long my sleep schedule is all over the place at the best of times. Tonight I am wide awake, snacking, and ready for the action! If Alice doesn't show and it all fizzles out like it has so many times before I might legit cry. I wonder if she was like this in bed too?!
 
CookieMonsta said:
It's 1.21am! I've always been a night owl and after working nights for so long my sleep schedule is all over the place at the best of times. Tonight I am wide awake, snacking, and ready for the action! If Alice doesn't show and it all fizzles out like it has so many times before I might legit cry. I wonder if she was like this in bed too?!
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Don’t wonder that while snacking. Waste of good money on good snacks
 
welp said:
She spend her preparation being on IG bemoaning the hell of her own making and lying about putting the kids first lol (some examples)
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Good to see she's got her priorities right...
I bet she'll turn up with none of the requested documents, if she does turn up. I'm still expecting her to bail at the last minute, especially if she knows Andrea is there.
 
AuroraBorealis said:
Trying to give me nausea before dinnertime?
What a horrible photo. Does she see it as attractive, I wonder?

(Going to make chanterelle risotto -- it is my turn to cook tonight.)

Unlike the Abuser, the spiders are actually lovely. We do not have tarantulas over here, just different types of spiders. Mostly outdoors: gardens, meadows, forests. Auxiliary farm buildings everywhere, cellars, sheds, and so on. They are doing a good job culling annoying flies and mosquitoes.
And in the recent years, some of the European house spiders have also reached that far north. These are the largest: 8-10 cms. They seem to like humans. Somehow they show up indoors when autumn is nearing and are very curious -- they keep coming close to Mr B and I and even the kitty, sit quietly nearby and seem to observe what we are up to. We decided to let them have a corner in one of the bathrooms (and in late summer they're temporarily allowed to kitchen as well as all the berries and fruit is a major draw for flies and as we are not afraid of spiders, it can be rather useful to have them). Interestingly, the spiders (usually 2, sometimes 3) are not afraid of us but when we have visitors, they shy away. Truly fascinating. I wonder, do they view us as failed spiders -- the same way cats view us as failed cats... 😁
Our kitty keeps spiders in check -- when they start to weave their webs elsewhere, he eats these forbidden webs (apparently an excellent source of protein and amino acids). However, he never attacks the spiders, just observes them back. Or when the kitty has been too lazy, we'll just gently remove them.

If Andrea really did go to court in person to observe it first hand, it is really cool!
She'll witness the transformation -- how the abusive bully becomes damsel in distress yet again...
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This is why ive come to appreciate the garden spiders, as they eat all the nasties! About years ago i had this in my house 😳😳, my ex was living here at the time and he said leave it, ill get it when i get back, he is from AUS, and apparently this wasn't a big deal 😳.I didn't know that about the spiders Web! I wish I wasn't afraid of them, but I am 😕

Right back to it, everyone should have arrived by now 👀👀

EDIT: sorry all I tried to put that behind a spoiler and I ended up changing the font? 🤦🏼‍♀️
 

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Old Soak said:
Don’t wonder that while snacking. Waste of good money on good snacks
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I've had to put them away. The cat is cuddled up beside me waving a paw at me like a toddler wanting his share too. It's a shocking thing to say, but we've both already had too many. 😝

He's now trying to climb across me to get to the snacks! I've created a monster.

ETA: now he needs the loo. God damn it Mischka, I love you more than life itself but now is not the time for a toilet break!!!
 
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