Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #271 Alice Evans Abject, Abject Stupidity

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Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...in-the-slums-of-beverley-hills-902wino.46686/

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Well, here we are, on the eve of another court date. We are all breathlessly waiting to see if Alice will:
a) turn up in court
b) fire her lawyer
c) suffer another cardiac uninterrupted narcissistic tantrum

Get your snacks ready, Tattlers, ‘cause here comes the judge! 👨‍⚖️
 
What kind of excuses do we think we’re gonna get?

It’s not going to be a lawyer fault because she’s besties with Vagina or whatever her name is.

Medical Emergency? Her turkey neck chin got bigger?

She plans to turn up via zoom and coincidentally has internet issues?

Or does she bring the kids and flaunt them to Ioan, for which they’ll be asked to leave and further instilling “proof” to the kids that Daddy is horrible to mummy and doesn’t want them to see it.

Gillian McKeith still fainting?

Or a Hallmark fake Panda Express Panic Attack featuring dole dossing benefit cheating sad sack Sian as her abuse diary witness?

or “I forgot”
 
RECAP #270
•Like Alice I’m back (again) baybeez!! Really feeling like my old self 😜
•Unlike Alice I had a really nice bank end of summer but the threads are moving faster than Alice hitting the bar at one of Ioan’s events
•I predict the aftermath to be super unhinged, think late 2021-early 2022 (between the Bianca reveal and the DVRO application)
•902WINO was a brilliant thread title Seven! She must have hated that one ha!
•Here’s an article that came out with Alice’s claim that she had to pawn her watch https://archive.is/grj04
•The Katie Hind article https://archive.is/QHeLE
•Piglet makes a great list pointing out the abject poverty that Alice and the girls are forced to live in https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...of-beverley-hills-902wino.46686/post-20431523
•Ametrine collated all the bags and put them in the wiki! Well done everyone! Serious LOLS!! 😂 https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...of-beverley-hills-902wino.46686/post-20429706
•Alice’s lawyer filed a notice of lodging (thanks ButterTart) again, trying to correct all of her mistakes
•Welp’s break down of just who is using litigation to abuse the other person. Spoiler: it’s Alice
•Some media covering the mysterious Maltese production
🦕 🦖?
•My stoner thoughts on some of the dynamics of tomorrow
•Ioan’s motion to strike can be found here. It’s unintentionally funny, especially the part about Alice Waters and all the reasons to strike (thanks Hiraeth)
•Elsie has featured heavily in Alice’s last 4 instagram posts even though it was Ella’s birthday first
•School run, school run grief thieving of the Georgia shootings and two videos of the Waymo they took to and from Il Pastaio
•The menu at Il Pastaio https://www.ilpastaiobeverlyhills.com/our-menu/
•That damn electric bill has gone up and it appears she’s not been cut off because of the insane heat in LA and AC being a necessity like heating is in homes in cold climates
•Alice doesn’t seem to be driving at all these days. You can take your pick of reasons, there’s no shortage but until we see her actually driving, it’s safe to assume she’s off the roads for the time being
•Bio change from Alice to include Angelo’s information
•Bianca has posted some stories about bubba, pumpkins and looks as though they’ve gone away for the weekend
•Spare a thought for our Angelenos as they get through the heatwave, aircon issues and whatever natural disasters occur when Alice loses her tit anytime from tomorrow
•I want to thank all those who donated to a charity in honour of the duck we saved. Maybe now it’s finally time for the rubber duck to meet the road for Alice so stay tuned, this week is going to be interesting!
•As always, please add on anything I’ve missed and I’ll try to be as on top of things as I can for those who may be too busy
•Poll result from the last thread lol
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What kind of excuses do we think we’re gonna get?

It’s not going to be a lawyer fault because she’s besties with Vagina or whatever her name is.

Medical Emergency? Her turkey neck chin got bigger?

She plans to turn up via zoom and coincidentally has internet issues?

Or does she bring the kids and flaunt them to Ioan, for which they’ll be asked to leave and further instilling “proof” to the kids that Daddy is horrible to mummy and doesn’t want them to see it.

Gillian McKeith still fainting?

Or a Hallmark fake Panda Express Panic Attack featuring dole dossing benefit cheating sad sack Sian as her abuse diary witness?

or “I forgot”
Surely she knows she can’t bring the kids? But then again she has no common sense.

I really have no clue what excuse she could possibly use that she thinks would still be acceptable but I still feel strongly that she isn’t going to show.

Perhaps her dumbass lawyer will cover for her and tell JJ that she told her she didn’t need to come 😂
 
What kind of excuses do we think we’re gonna get?

It’s not going to be a lawyer fault because she’s besties with Vagina or whatever her name is.

Medical Emergency? Her turkey neck chin got bigger?

She plans to turn up via zoom and coincidentally has internet issues?

Or does she bring the kids and flaunt them to Ioan, for which they’ll be asked to leave and further instilling “proof” to the kids that Daddy is horrible to mummy and doesn’t want them to see it.

Gillian McKeith still fainting?

Or a Hallmark fake Panda Express Panic Attack featuring dole dossing benefit cheating sad sack Sian as her abuse diary witness?

or “I forgot”


One of the kids has a "temperature " !

MAlice has breathing problems ! (Her "truth" caught up with her)

She just doesn't bother turning up and posts online coz shes an entitled witch in her own head and because she knows there's NEVER any repercussions !
 
One of the kids has a "temperature " !

MAlice has breathing problems ! (Her "truth" caught up with her)

She just doesn't bother turning up and posts online coz shes an entitled witch in her own head and because she knows there's NEVER any repercussions !

My own theory is a mixture of panic attack but also she didn’t know she had to be there cause no one told her or her lawyer cause she’s gagged remember, GAGGED! No one wants the truth to come out, GAGGED I SAY, GAGGED!
 
This!! I would not put it past her.

Considering they’re both cunts of women, imagine if Janina pulled an UNO Reverse card on Alice if Alice did sack her.

‘Sad news. My beloved client/ meal ticket of 20 minutes, Alice Evans, has announced she is to fire me as her lawyer, starting today, outside the courtroom. Me and my team and credit card companies are very confused and sad. We haven’t been given a reason except that she "she needs a delay and I’m so sorry.'

Cut to the next few years of Janina accusing Alice of having an extra litigation affair with Bernal or even our own Hiraeth and starts showing up to the court room flashing her ass at Alice. Alice gets a restraining order, utter utter defamation.
Janina sets up Alice by sending a paralegal to go to her house and the paralegal throws mustard everywhere all over Alice’s bed.

I joke of course cause what manner of crazy delusional bleep would do such a thing?
 
LOL Alice “ your 50’s is the best decade” Evans. Let’s see. She got
•Divorced
•No job
•No dating prospects
•No income
•Years of litigation and some to go
•A DVRO
•An ex husband who is doing whatever he can to get away from her
•No friends left
•Served legal paperwork her last 3 birthdays in a row
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Yeah Alice, you’re really nailing your 50’s 🤣🥴
 
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