Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #270 Abject, Abject Poverty in the slums of Beverley Hills 902WINO

Will Alice attend the hearing on the 9th?

  • Yes

    Votes: 34 12.1%

  • No

    Votes: 90 32.1%

  • Yes but a waaaambulance has to be called so she isn't questioned.

    Votes: 156 55.7%
  • Total voters
    280
  • Poll closed .
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welp said:
Ioan basically said in his reply that he doesnt mind any of this except of the hilarious sanction request
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Not quite. These are fighting words.

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and

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Alice was always going to do the same to Ioan.

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Hiraeth said:
I'm not sure if this has been called out yet (I have yet to fully catch up), but the Langlois firm must feel sorry for Ioan; they are providing their services at a discount. (Screenshot from Ioan's last-filed income and expense declaration.) Good for them, it makes me respect them more.

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Yes, the discounted rate was mentioned. I kinda wanted to hug them.
 
Bridgeofsighs said:
She'll have a job interview!
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In the interest of helping Alice with her sorely needed future employment, we could always try to assist with the search. I'm going to take a run at it. Sony is close to her home, but I didn't see anything listed there that was suitable. Paramount is also close by, but they're about to do a layoff so that's out. Best to stay on the Hollywood side of the hill to make life easier, which lets out Warners and Universal in the Valley. I took a look at jobs for the city of West Hollywood. I had no idea how well-paying some of them are. She might actually qualify for this one, which has a starting salary of $105K/year.

www.governmentjobs.com

Job Descriptions | CITY OF WEST HOLLYWOOD

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Ametrine said:
I've added all the bags from the "An Homage to/Pisstake of Alice Evans Designs" contest to the wiki. By far, it's been my most favourite part of the Wiki to add. You can find it them on the third subpage of the wiki, or access them here.

Congratulations to @iieee, whose creative genius of a bag design "There's a Rat in me Prius" has a huge 171 likes at the time of writing!

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I made up titles for bags which didn't have them. If you would like your bag title to be changed, tag me along with your desired title.

If I've inadvertently left anyone's bag out, I apologise! Tag me and let me know.

If you didn't repost your design in the last thread, but submitted it a few threads ago, again, tag me and link the post you made about it so I can add it to the Wiki.

⭐ @Hiraeth, we granted you an extension and are eagerly awaiting your bag! The same goes for anyone else who wants to enter the competition.⭐
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The names of these 🤣
I love you!
I've caught up, and I can't believe that she's now claiming "abject poverty" fuck right off, and when you get the fuck off some more 😤
I've been skint to the point that I had to choose to walk to work and eat or visa versa. Now, this was of my own doing, being in my early 20s and totally irresponsible, yet I'd never say that was even near poverty!
I honestly cannot believe she's pulling this line, it makes me so fucking angry.
Shout out to Sarah, for calling mAlice a massive cunt on X 👏🏻🤣
I see that malice has also stirred ABs pot, not a wise move at all!
Has Janbninanananana filled for the wrong court date? Fucking idiot 🤣
What I wanna know is malice intending to file unredacted documents relating to the kids??? so that they will be publicly available? I'd she does, that's got to be one of the lowest things she's ever done 😞
 
Hiraeth said:
I'm not sure if this has been called out yet (I have yet to fully catch up), but the Langlois firm must feel sorry for Ioan; they are providing their services at a discount. (Screenshot from Ioan's last-filed income and expense declaration.) Good for them, it makes me respect them more.

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And did you notice on his most recent filing he made a little dig at Jeronimo's expense?
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WhoaDang said:
I've been trying to keep up here but haven't posted in forever. I have gained the trust of this person and I have permission to share some stuff. Nothing shocking, but some screenshots that give some context to the craziness that surrounds and is incited by Alice. A Google Photos album of some old screenshots:

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Ioan - SS Deb & Lin, Andrea's questions 2021-08-16 on Reunion post

26 new items · Album by Andrea Deaton
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The creator of this folder’s name is clearly visible when you post the link, she might want to change that to be anonymous?
 
M33L4 said:
She won’t attend the hearing because she will be wor….. oh I couldn’t even type it.
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Let's use predictive text :)

She won’t attend the hearing because...

she has not been able to make the decision on her job hence she doesn't know what she has not been talking about the other day for she is so cute and happy with the kids.

Ohhh... the forbidden word.

And: huh?
 
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Evening all. Any update on the famine currently sweeping through Beverly Hills? I’ve had Alice in my thoughts and prayers.

Good news! Sir Bob has confirmed that he has managed to rope in Gary Glitter to sing lead on the Xmas Charity single “All I want for Christmas is Yobucks”. Harvey Weinstein’s production company is rumoured to be producing the video. Jodie Marsh is hopefully providing the nativity animals. 🤞🏼
 
welp said:
I mean it's clearly different now. The other times the court hearings were asked by Ioan to move the case forward. This one now is a request from her to get temporary support that doesnt move the court forward (since it doesnt decide anything final) and likely actually stalls the case since she will certainly not cooperate once any kind of support is temporary ordered (especially if the deductions are not immediately included). So it would be weird if she doesnt turn up for this one, even if she'd obviously achieve one of her targets to drive Ioan's costs up regardless.

Of course she wont like to be questioned on her fraud, and I can see her pulling a little show for this one. But in the end she will walk out of this with more money than before by virtue of Ioan being generous enough to not challenge it yet. although I still believe they will settle anyway, I mean Ioan basically said in his reply that he doesnt mind any of this except of the hilarious sanction request, so it's bizarre that she filed this in the first place, you'd be stupid to not settle this because by letting this go to court you make the judge even more aware of the fraud and lack of cooperation she committed, actually in a way increasing the chances that you'd get no support since lack of cooperation in providing financial documentation and interfering with court orders is one of the things that judges have used to justify to cancel support entirely.
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I don't think he's going to agree to or offer any additional support until she turns over her full financials as requested (and she evaded thus far) and even then I think this goes to trial. Should she try to settle? Hell yes. Will she? I don't think so. And I don't think she'll end up with more than child support and perhaps the 10% of his income as per the prenup (that will 💯 be upheld) and I think even that will be delayed given his overpayments.

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WinterSolstice said:
Post by @BingoFlamingo from last thread….

….honestly I think this statement needs only a few tiny edits to make it true.

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with apologies to sex workers
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Well, Mama G allegedly said Alice was a hooker with her own lamppost (and no, I’m not referring to rugby here). A lamppost I imagine Alice ‘marked’ as her own territory, which is why she refuses to housetrain Emma the Dog.
Incidentally, @Ametrine, I love the way you named two of the AliceBAGS ‘cunt’! 🤭
 
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