Alice Evans & Ioan Gruffudd #265 Tried to make me go to Depo but I said No, No, No!

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It's a cold, wet Sunday morning here and after being up all night I'm going for hopefully a nice, long nap and snuggle with the fur baby. @Autisteuse Hopefully your feline fiend will realise it's Sunday and that it's very obnoxious to be boisterous on this day. Maybe you can train his energy and intelligence into fetching things for you while you're recovering. Or, in the mood I'm in after my narc parent hogged ALL of the cherry bakewell tarts, you can teach him to ninja attack your father. ❤ (joking Alice!)

Hopefully Alice will lie low for a while and when she's desperate and ready to make her grand re-entrance on SM will find SCE has cut off her electricity.
He does play fetch!! It’s his favourite thing - his little bottom waggles with happiness when I pick up the tennis ball/one of his forty toys (yes, forty - when he’s not playing he gathers them together and makes a bed of them) and gallops off at high speed (frequently crashing into the wall, but no sense, no feeling). But he only brings toys. When I ask for something useful, he plays dumb, bats his long black eyelashes, and snuggles down purring. Little wastrel. I would’ve tried to teach him what AlkaSeltzer was otherwise (hobbled to the pub - slight headache but the pain in my knee/sciatica is a million times worse than usual).
Please please please can we have the bread recipe @batshi*barbie, so I can make a loaf for next weekend’s Carb Day.
Hope to run across you in Amsterdam some day, @Old Soak. I used to go four times a year when I had recurring (and very painful) breast abscesses (I won’t buy from street dealers in the UK because there’s often human slavery involved in its production, young County Lines kids have been drawn into crime, and I don’t know what the hell they spray it with - it’s so strong I nearly pulled a whitey when just passing someone having a toke last week on the way home from the chemist). I remember watching a snooker match in a cafe there once - everything looked very ordinary (people reading books, chatting about the new albums they’d bought, studying etc) until I realised that no-one had been able to pot the ball for forty-five minutes… but there’s ^the^ most amazing strain over there - number 4 on the menu at my favourite cafe - which kills pain, slows down time, makes colours incredibly vibrant and the world exceptionally sharp, allows you to think all the Big Thoughts without interruption, and doesn’t cause CatastroMunchies.
Avoid the Amnesia. It’s very stressful.
I wonder if Bianca uses edibles for the MS? My neighbour, who has rapid onset and went from walking to wheelchair in four years, has a daily joint and says it manages his symptoms very well. He’s also had a LOT of counselling, which I imagine BW has had to have also - so the Malice related stress must have been really damaging. I do love Bianca’s positivity (as I’ve said before, she can keep the crystals and woo, but her attitude is exemplary): MS is a nasty beast - a friend once compared it to Parkinsons in that it suddenly robs your limbs of use; is that an apt description, MS people here? - and to deal with a man who had horrors in his past, plus her own DV experience, having to emigrate in a hurry, live in an entirely new place with a person, and have Malice abuse him, her, and her by proxy through the girls and *still* come across as an upbeat person whom everyone seems to love is pretty intense and incredible. I hope she has an amazing part in JW4 and avoids being eaten.
@Hiraeth Sorry if this question has already been asked (I know how busy you are just in your working life, not to mention looking after dear Mr H and helping him through seasonal allergy hell - oy vey! I’m sure you’re glad it’s nearly pumpkin spice season): when will we know whether Malice sat for the deposition? And any sanctions therein? Will it be dealt with at one of the upcoming trial setting conferences, or will Judge Josh go Marcellus Wallace on her? (I hope you have had that lemon drop martini by now!)
Love to all. I don’t know what I would do without you lot sometimes.

PS the crow story made me cry. They’re such intelligent birds - they can recognise themselves in glass and thus have self-knowledge, they have a sense of time (both the passing of it and historical memory), they are aware of mortality and have death rituals, they’re tool users and problem solvers, their brains are curiously bundled with neurons in a way that makes no evolutionary sense… everyone, look after your corvids!
 
I actually love that floor (and the painting!). Wish I was fancy enough to have a Parisian apartment with a tiled floor. Luckily Alice didn’t cover up the tile with a double layer of ugly rug and dog tit smears.

Wasn’t there a photo from this shoot where they were pillow fighting each other on the bed and Olivier looks like he’s taking it seriously which made me LAUGH and LAUGH.
 
I actually love that floor (and the painting!). Wish I was fancy enough to have a Parisian apartment with a tiled floor. Luckily Alice didn’t cover up the tile with a double layer of ugly rug and dog tit smears.

Wasn’t there a photo from this shoot where they were pillow fighting each other on the bed and Olivier looks like he’s taking it seriously which made me LAUGH and LAUGH.
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Yip. Take her down Oucassi 😜
 
Isn’t it interesting /s that she never shares her photoshoots or premiere pics when she was with Oucassi, just the ones with Ioan. It’s almost like she’s trying to goad the protected subject of a domestic violence restraining order.

Also, despite her claims IG was an abuser, he clearly let her do what she wanted. The ribbons on her shoes and "quirky" style only happened after OP.

However it's "abuse" to leave a narc before they're done with you.
 
I'm nominating myself as representative of the London branch of the Tattle Turd army. I gratefully acept the invitation to attend the Redneck Riviera party gathering to celebrate mourn the end of Alice's stranglehold on marriage to Ioan.
I shall, of course, be suitably attired...

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Hard to pull off that shirt with my international accent but in the process of looking at 'remember who the duck you are' bracelets I discovered silver beaded ones which spell out 'duck off' in morse code. Could I join you wearing one of those?
 
ingredients
• 500ml plain yoghurt
• 1 large egg
• 2 tablespoons olive or other plain oil eg sunflower
• 2 x 500ml yoghurt pots full porridge oats (use same yoghurt pot as above to measure, once emptied and cleaned)
• 50g mixed seeds (I use lidl mixed seeds)
• 25g nuts of choice, lightly crushed (if you can't eat nuts increase seeds to 75g)
• 2 teaspoons bicarbonate of soda
• 1/2 (half) teaspoon salt

Method:
1. Pre-heat oven to 180c/160 fan/gas mark 4 (350f I think for our US friends).
2. Pour yoghurt into mixing bowl, crack in egg, add oil and mix well until combined.
3. Stir in porridge oats, seeds, nuts, salt, bicarbonate soda until well combined.
4. Line a 675g loaf tin with paper (I use the packets of loaf tin liners but if you are lining with greaseproof then oil your tin before lining to help it stick).
5. Pour in mixture and smooth out evenly on top using spatula.
6. bake for 45 mins until golden brown.
7. remove from oven, remove from loaf tin and put straight back into oven onto shelf to bake for a further 5 mins to dry the crust out
8. leave to cool completely on a wire rack before slicing.
I store in paper bags, in fridge if its hot out, otherwise its fine in bag on counter for several days. toasts well. Wrap in cling film and tinfoil if you want to freeze.
Great at keeping blood sugar steady as part of a balanced diet, if you're diabetic. Heart healthy and high fibre too so good for the gut also. The lidl mixed seeds has linseed/flaxseed can also help with menopause symptoms. Goes well topped with egg and hot sauce in the morning, peanut butter with or without banana, as an open sandwich for lunch, cheese and tomato, and I'm sure it would be lovely with jam too!
Enjoy 😉
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Stand infront of your mirror and say Tony 3 times and he will re appear..

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If I say Jason Momoa 3 times will he appear instead?
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MY EYES, MY EYES
I cannot unsee this now my eyes are burning!
OMG the orange heels, the wonky lamp, that painting Bahahahahahaha
(I know the painting is prolly expensive but, honestly)
I'm curious as to whether this is a set or not. We had lino exactly like that in my kitchen growing up at one point, which was definitely not in a millionaire's Parisian apartment! It just all looks a bit - cheap if its supposed to be chez Oucassi. I'm not sure if that's just the Alice effect or not ( I know, meow, my migraine is making ne catty 😅).
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The floor looks like Lino 😬
Snap!
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That’s not Lino, that’ll be some massively expensive sandstone shipped in from puglia and flooring the entire top floor of a Paris townhouse. It’ll stain terribly (being porous) and I bet the poor maid spent many an hour on her hands and knees with a scrubbing brush following the buffalo and her red wine about.
I stand corrected! (possibly 😉). I guess our lino was designed from that expensive flooring then, like that speech by Miranda whatever in The Devil Wears Prada about fashion!
I feel for that maid if so. My previously mentioned finger slicing incident caused blood stains on my natural stone tiling in my ensuite that I haven't been able to get out yet. Looks like Dahmers bathroom in there atm 😬.
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He does play fetch!! It’s his favourite thing - his little bottom waggles with happiness when I pick up the tennis ball/one of his forty toys (yes, forty - when he’s not playing he gathers them together and makes a bed of them) and gallops off at high speed (frequently crashing into the wall, but no sense, no feeling). But he only brings toys. When I ask for something useful, he plays dumb, bats his long black eyelashes, and snuggles down purring. Little wastrel. I would’ve tried to teach him what AlkaSeltzer was otherwise (hobbled to the pub - slight headache but the pain in my knee/sciatica is a million times worse than usual).
Please please please can we have the bread recipe @batshi*barbie, so I can make a loaf for next weekend’s Carb Day.
Hope to run across you in Amsterdam some day, @Old Soak. I used to go four times a year when I had recurring (and very painful) breast abscesses (I won’t buy from street dealers in the UK because there’s often human slavery involved in its production, young County Lines kids have been drawn into crime, and I don’t know what the hell they spray it with - it’s so strong I nearly pulled a whitey when just passing someone having a toke last week on the way home from the chemist). I remember watching a snooker match in a cafe there once - everything looked very ordinary (people reading books, chatting about the new albums they’d bought, studying etc) until I realised that no-one had been able to pot the ball for forty-five minutes… but there’s ^the^ most amazing strain over there - number 4 on the menu at my favourite cafe - which kills pain, slows down time, makes colours incredibly vibrant and the world exceptionally sharp, allows you to think all the Big Thoughts without interruption, and doesn’t cause CatastroMunchies.
Avoid the Amnesia. It’s very stressful.
I wonder if Bianca uses edibles for the MS? My neighbour, who has rapid onset and went from walking to wheelchair in four years, has a daily joint and says it manages his symptoms very well. He’s also had a LOT of counselling, which I imagine BW has had to have also - so the Malice related stress must have been really damaging. I do love Bianca’s positivity (as I’ve said before, she can keep the crystals and woo, but her attitude is exemplary): MS is a nasty beast - a friend once compared it to Parkinsons in that it suddenly robs your limbs of use; is that an apt description, MS people here? - and to deal with a man who had horrors in his past, plus her own DV experience, having to emigrate in a hurry, live in an entirely new place with a person, and have Malice abuse him, her, and her by proxy through the girls and *still* come across as an upbeat person whom everyone seems to love is pretty intense and incredible. I hope she has an amazing part in JW4 and avoids being eaten.
@Hiraeth Sorry if this question has already been asked (I know how busy you are just in your working life, not to mention looking after dear Mr H and helping him through seasonal allergy hell - oy vey! I’m sure you’re glad it’s nearly pumpkin spice season): when will we know whether Malice sat for the deposition? And any sanctions therein? Will it be dealt with at one of the upcoming trial setting conferences, or will Judge Josh go Marcellus Wallace on her? (I hope you have had that lemon drop martini by now!)
Love to all. I don’t know what I would do without you lot sometimes.

PS the crow story made me cry. They’re such intelligent birds - they can recognise themselves in glass and thus have self-knowledge, they have a sense of time (both the passing of it and historical memory), they are aware of mortality and have death rituals, they’re tool users and problem solvers, their brains are curiously bundled with neurons in a way that makes no evolutionary sense… everyone, look after your corvids!
I posted the recipe under a spoiler downtrend darling, hope you enjoy it! 😘
 
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PS the crow story made me cry. They’re such intelligent birds - they can recognise themselves in glass and thus have self-knowledge, they have a sense of time (both the passing of it and historical memory), they are aware of mortality and have death rituals, they’re tool users and problem solvers, their brains are curiously bundled with neurons in a way that makes no evolutionary sense… everyone, look after your corvids!

BIB - and yet the crow that visits my garden is systematically eating it's way through the fabric on one of the gazebos!!

It hops off the fence, walks up the fabric with HUGE feet, more befitting a dinosaur and peck, peck, peck. Some of it's holes are now so large it sticks it's head through and peers at me in a very smug way...

Don't tell me that I have the AFE of the bird world...annoying as tit, smug look on it's face, impossible to move on and enjoys a tit in inappropriate places? o_O
 
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