RECAP #261
•We’ll begin with the results of the poll from last thread, which closed just as I looked to see the results. I was a ‘yes’ voter.
•Followed by a reminder for the oldies or a simplified format for the newbies, this is who is STALLING the divorce (Alice)
https://tattle.life/threads/alice-e...move-out-of-beverly-hills.46293/post-20141436
•Alice posted a birthday tribute to herself (who else would lol?) including incredibly suspicious handmade birthday cards, reminiscent of the incredibly suspicious Mother’s Day cards she posted
•Alice pretended to have received a card from someone special that she wouldn’t name but it all looked like a pile of bullshit inspirational memes to me
•She also pretended a couple of friends popped in lol
•Her GFM received another $100. With the $1000 from
Alice Anon, that’s almost a third of the bill!
•Bianca posted a story from a boat in Malta and there’s speculation that either I or B are there to film and the two big productions on location are Johnny English and Jurassic World but could also be a birthday trip for Bianca
•That site, Mothers Mesh (
), had what sounded like a lively chat about Alice’s financial situation, 50 split on who is in the wrong, and 48% of the pro Alice are probably The Abuser herself. Apparently a tattle code is highly desired amongst the mothersmeshers na na na na na
•Self shame for how many times I’ve hit refresh on the electric bill.
•In the lead up to the ‘will the power be cut/or nah,’ there was a flurry of activity from Alice’s instagram account, not at all set up for the Daily Mail story should she be disconnected.
•It began with a picture of Ella that Alice lifted off Ella’s TT
•Few hours later there was one of Elsie, with a very strategic dinosaur purse, nothing to do with all the dinosaur jokes at
Raptor’s Alice’s expense
•An instagram story about the pole vaulter’s
pole knocking him out of the olympics was posted by mAlice
•Now comes Big Al’s turn with another old and dusty, jokerish selfie from years back. But this
witch is claiming her phone recognizes that selfie as Heather.
•We thought this might be another incarnation of Marjorie or she’d fucked with her face so much her own phone doesn’t recognize her LOL
•Then someone clued in that Heather is Bianca’s characters name in Cougar so it was some skinsuit
tit since Big Al always flips her
wig lid when I and B go on a trip
•Then came an old cameo reel to try and drum up business for…cameo
•Alice is both slagging Ioan off in the comments and liking posts doing the same
•Alice is pulling the sick kid card at the 11th hour of the deadline for disconnection
•Soaky needs snacks for I’m not sure what since not too much can happen with a disconnection right? RIGHT?
•If the power is cut off, we expect an Alison Boshoff exclusive 10 minutes after it happened, complete with the latest insta photos
•Alice made an appearance in her insta comments at the end of the thread saying that she thinks she’s been given more time with the payment
•Mothers Mesh thread on Alice was pulled down by the site
•Tattlers we’re amused as
duck to find out that the reconnection fee, if Alice is cut off, is the magic number $26
•Stay tuned in for the outcome of the maybe great blackout of 2024
for mentioning my “
!
She's so tiresome and predictable. If she was ever the charming ingénue or interesting at all, it was several lifetimes ago.
I know that it’s wrong to be dancing with no lights on 
), but it’s a super wee hidden gem of a place. The main hotel has the most gorgeous little spa and pool (which I endlessly floated around as an 9 month hotel) and the countryside is beautiful for Red Kites, pony trekking, fishing, walking et al. Aye granted, it’s no Beverley Hills in a power-cut - but it’s not bad.