Alfie Deyes #3 Definitely NOT Gifted

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Does he actually think this makes him look savage? So weird

Gigglez said:
I just saw this 🤮 WHY does he share THIS type of crap on social media? Absolutely no one wants to see that, except maybe Mark.

Also, I didn’t see all the kayak in the ocean clips because I had to take a break from the b.s., but did they LITERALLY get sea sick out there!? 🤣🤣🤣
I just can’t, it literally gets worse each day!!!! 😂😂
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Yeah they were saying they felt sick ( Alfie’s excuse for not doing it just you wait guyyyzzz) calling it now

Then Alfie went and sat on the shore to ‘sunbath’ whilst the others were still out. Isn’t Alfie the one who’s meant to be training for the charity thing?!?

Wasteman
 
STJ_95 said:
I can’t wait to see Alfie do this charity kayak, I think we should have a sweepstake for how many miles he actually completes before giving up because it’s too hard and he has licherally never kayaked before doing the race.
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There’s so many pools we can do on Alfie.

The charity kayak race, how long Future’s Elf will last before he creates new merch, how long before he loses interest with his half-pipe, when will he propose to Zoe, etc etc.

Alfie just makes it too easy for us.
 
bleeping hell Alfie is really desperate for the views from the Joanne stans. This is from his vlog:



And of course Dianne is in the thumbnail 🤦🏼‍♀️

Oh and this is his lockscreen:
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He looks at this guy when he wants to eat tit food and thinks 'he wouldnt eat it' 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

WTF?! Mate you eat crap all the time. Your whole diet is tit!
 
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RandomLemon said:
bleeping hell Alfie is really desperate for the views from the Joanne stans. This is from his vlog:



And of course Dianne is in the thumbnail 🤦🏼‍♀️

Oh and this is his lockscreen:
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He looks at this guy when he wants to eat tit food and thinks 'he wouldnt eat it' 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

WTF?! Mate you eat crap all the time. Your whole diet is tit!
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Joanne clickbait is the new Zoella clickbait for him.

He does talk some shite, using that lockscreen photo as inspiration for his fitness goals, yeah right, more like he goes into the bathroom every so often and locks the door. 🤢🤢🤮🤮
 
RandomLemon said:
bleeping hell Alfie is really desperate for the views from the Joanne stans. This is from his vlog:



And of course Dianne is in the thumbnail
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Alfie uses Joe and Dianne for click bait, but it's clear he has a little crush on her. Just from the way he acts around her.

I think Joe may have noticed it to and that was his not so subtle way of telling Alfie that Dianne is his and to back off.
 
invisibleotter said:
Alfie uses Joe and Dianne for click bait, but it's clear he has a little crush on her. Just from the way he acts around her.

I think Joe may have noticed it to and that was his not so subtle way of telling Alfie that Dianne is his and to back off.
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Could you imagine Alfie ever copping a feel of Zoe’s arse like that in public/on camera. They are so platonic they barely touch each other. Alfie wants what Marcus/Jim/Joe have got, in girlfriends who are Instaworthy and fun etc. But ain’t ever going to be able to get a lass like that, it’s why he sticks with Zoe, he can’t do better.
 
invisibleotter said:
Alfie uses Joe and Dianne for click bait, but it's clear he has a little crush on her. Just from the way he acts around her.

I think Joe may have noticed it to and that was his not so subtle way of telling Alfie that Dianne is his and to back off.
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He's so protective over her and helping her whenever he can. The duck? I don't think it's your job Alf. When was the last time he acted like this towards Zoe? Oh wait... never!
 
STJ_95 said:
Could you imagine Alfie ever copping a feel of Zoe’s arse like that in public/on camera. They are so platonic they barely touch each other. Alfie wants what Marcus/Jim/Joe have got, in girlfriends who are Instaworthy and fun etc. But ain’t ever going to be able to get a lass like that, it’s why he sticks with Zoe, he can’t do better.
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We all talk about how Zoe would struggle to find a new partner as she never goes out and socialises/mix with new people but Alfie’s the exact same.Theyre both just so stuck in their ways and don’t seem to be progressing
 
STJ_95 said:
Could you imagine Alfie ever copping a feel of Zoe’s arse like that in public/on camera. They are so platonic they barely touch each other. Alfie wants what Marcus/Jim/Joe have got, in girlfriends who are Instaworthy and fun etc. But ain’t ever going to be able to get a lass like that, it’s why he sticks with Zoe, he can’t do better.
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Public ass grabs. The pinnacle according to this thread.

 
RandomLemon said:
Oh and this is his lockscreen:
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He looks at this guy when he wants to eat tit food and thinks 'he wouldnt eat it' [emoji2360][emoji2360]

WTF?! Mate you eat crap all the time. Your whole diet is tit!
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He’s had 2 years now
2 YEARS!

Mark isn’t “ripped” by any means
But mark was skinny and wanted to do something about it and he literally changed his whole body around in like a 3 month span of working out and eating better and he looks good and healthy

There are actors that need a body like that for a movie and they get it done in 6 months

He has a personal trainer and a home gym FOR 2 YEARS!
and money for someone to even meal
Prep for him if he doesn’t wanna cook
This whole 90 day challenge is a joke
His body didn’t change at all, he’s actually just got more skinny in his face in my opinion

He is just not determined enough
Just let it go alfie
You’re never gonna have a body like that
So stop using it as a vlog teaser
No one wants to see you in the gym
It’s all a big joke
 
What does AtoZ actually do? I don’t get how it’s a business? It just seems like a space where they can hang to look important, but I never got what it’s supposed to be or do. Also he can’t skate for
tit, he can’t even do an Ollie so never ready for a drop in. He’s all about astetic not actually enjoying things. Also what does his posey do to make a living ? They seem available at any time of the day, if Allie needs them, there already pulling up in his drive for a day playing in the kiddy park. Like are they 30 living with mommy or does Alfie pay them to play with him. I’m guessing they go home when the street lights come on
 
cuzisayso said:
He’s had 2 years now
2 YEARS!

Mark isn’t “ripped” by any means
But mark was skinny and wanted to do something about it and he literally changed his whole body around in like a 3 month span of working out and eating better and he looks good and healthy

There are actors that need a body like that for a movie and they get it done in 6 months

He has a personal trainer and a home gym FOR 2 YEARS!
and money for someone to even meal
Prep for him if he doesn’t wanna cook
This whole 90 day challenge is a joke
His body didn’t change at all, he’s actually just got more skinny in his face in my opinion

He is just not determined enough
Just let it go alfie
You’re never gonna have a body like that
So stop using it as a vlog teaser
No one wants to see you in the gym
It’s all a big joke
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Can you even imagine him actually having a body like that?

Because I really.. really.. really.. really can't 😂

poppyflower said:
What does AtoZ actually do? I don’t get how it’s a business? It just seems like a space where they can hang to look important, but I never got what it’s supposed to be or do. Also he can’t skate for
tit, he can’t even do an Ollie so never ready for a drop in. He’s all about astetic not actually enjoying things. Also what does his posey do to make a living ? They seem available at any time of the day, if Allie needs them, there already pulling up in his drive for a day playing in the kiddy park. Like are they 30 living with mommy or does Alfie pay them to play with him. I’m guessing they go home when the street lights come on
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I mean look at their business website - even their header photo looks like they are doing nothing. I don't think I have ever seen a professional posing with a dog on their lap.. c'mon

www.atozcreatives.com

A to Z Creatives

Creatives
www.atozcreatives.com www.atozcreatives.com

By the way even after reading and seeing their site I still have no clue what they are doing there.
 
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