Alfie Deyes #12 aka Alfie Davies Trying to get fit but he's still a Tory tit

[Chilli pepper 19]

They'd have to stop every 3 minutes though while he came under the table

 

[coconochanel]

Has that bellend Steve and his gf been on the podcast yet? if not well they're about due.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

More MERCH for the not a merch brand. A fucking cup? He’s collabing with nalgene or sumut. What is his brand really? Shit two piece jogging sets, stringy cami tops, playing cards and a fucking kendama. Now a water bottle? He’s so weird.

 

[unt Bessie]

More MERCH for the not a merch brand. A fucking cup? He’s collabing with nalgene or sumut. What is his brand really? Shit two piece jogging sets, stringy cami tops, playing cards and a fucking kendama. Now a water bottle? He’s so weird.

I know it's a reusable bottle, but I can't get over the bare-faced cheek of him doing tons of adverts with that eco company (who sell water bottles) and then putting more unnecessary plastic not-merch out into the world. Greedy cretin.

 

[coconochanel]

Oh god he's got those hideous crocs on.

 

[Disney_Wolf]

Oh god he's got those hideous crocs on.

Didn't you read his caption to it? You can't judge him until you try wearing them (no Alfie, we can judge you by looking at you, you look ridiculous)

 

[CarlyBear94]

Oh god he's got those hideous crocs on.

Bet he wears them round Diane.

1 pound Aldi - Do you like my shickkk crocs Dianne?
Dianne - Fuck off Aldi

 

[coconochanel]

Hes got a alarm clock that makes a coffee while you are in bed. Jeez can these two get any fucking lazier?

 

[Fillyjonk]

Hes got a alarm clock that makes a coffee while you are in bed. Jeez can these two get any fucking lazier?

My first thought was Mrs Doyle in Father Ted with her Teasmade.

 

[coconochanel]

My first thought was Mrs Doyle in Father Ted with her Teasmade.

Naff alarm clock that makes coffee and crocs gosh he's turning into a middle aged dad before hes even become a dad!

 

[CarlyBear94]

I bet Dianne is going to get a ring for her birthday

Aldi - This ring is shickkk I need to give Dianne it!!
Dianne - wtf is this Aldi? Looks like a haribo ring

 

[Lilykins]

I just love Aldie’s thread - 100% pure dislike.

 

[coconochanel]

I bet Dianne is going to get a ring for her birthday

Aldi - This ring is shickkk I need to give Dianne it!!
Dianne - wtf is this Aldi? Looks like a haribo ring

'I've been making on recently' doesn't he mean working on?

 

[graceyeh]

Long time lurker, first time poster. Literally made an account for this one. Alfie’s latest IG beg “what’s something I should make sure I experience before I become a dad?” What kind of question is that?! What can’t you experience once you’ve become a dad... he’s absolutely ridiculous

 

[anythinggoes]

Has that bellend Steve and his gf been on the podcast yet? if not well they're about due.

Steve and hif gf? Did he get divorced from his wife?

 

[Mums84]

Shick

 

[coconochanel]

Steve and hif gf? Did he get divorced from his wife?

I didnt know he was married.

Shick

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I bet Zoe didnt like the post.

 

[Lilykins]

Pushing a pram with nala in the basket saying ‘getting some much needed practice’ as if pushing a pram is hard and something you practice!!!! This guy is such a cringe fest.

 

[BirdyB]

Shick

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Christ this made me laugh. I wish I had the know-how to Photoshop Aldi in the back with binoculars.

 

[CarlyBear94]

Pushing a pram with nala in the basket saying ‘getting some much needed practice’ as if pushing a pram is hard and something you practice!!!! This guy is such a cringe fest.

He doesn't know what coming, can't wait to see the shit show