Alex Simpson #3 She’s incapable of doing anything without Auds (61) 🫠

[Quarrantinemadness]

I feel like it’s a toy mansion, like made out of very cheap materials with paper walls etc
It was very expensive I’m sure, but new builds always look cheap and nasty to me.
No offence to anyone else in a new build. I’m sure it’s just the ones I’ve seen

 

[TeaTime93]

How does she not get the irony of promoting vitamins whilst she has a cold sore & what is she run down from? Trying on one too many dresses.

 

[whoareyouu]

How does she not get the irony of promoting vitamins whilst she has a cold sore & what is she run down from? Trying on one too many dresses.

Whilst promoting hair gummies but wearing extensions I don’t think she knows what irony means.

 

[TeaTime93]

Her death row meal is a cheeseburger with everything on it. Shes literally got cheese and bacon on it the silly little lamb

 

[SC1990]

Who needs hello fresh to cook chicken breast and salad?

 

[Loveitme]

more rivetting content about kiecooks buying her a pastry.She is honestly the most boring person in insta,her crack is shite

 

[whoareyouu]

more rivetting content about kiecooks buying her a pastry.She is honestly the most boring person in insta,her crack is shite

Like, why would you post that to 100k followers?

 

[TeaTime93]

I don't know how she can confidently post a lash serum & mascara with eyelashes looking like that. Is she blind?

 

[Loveitme]

Like, why would you post that to 100k followers?

i think she just types her thoughts .I wouldnt even bother telling Auds (82) that in a text Alex you boring cow

 

[whoareyouu]

i think she just types her thoughts .I wouldnt even bother telling Auds (82) that in a text Alex you boring cow

She has massively fallen off and it’s concerning. A woman in her 30s with seemingly no life at all. Same restaurants and same holiday destinations and hotels.

 

[TeaTime93]

'Wont believe this. Ive not had a Mcds this week'.
Believe it or not Alex, people have other more shocking things going on in their lives

 

[RobinsHood]

Did they really just drive all the way there and back to Grantley Hall for one glass of fizz?

She’s lucky really that she lives in such a perfect little bubble as I honestly don’t think she could cope with any real life issues.

 

[TeaTime93]

Did they really just drive all the way there and back to Grantley Hall for one glass of fizz?

She’s lucky really that she lives in such a perfect little bubble as I honestly don’t think she could cope with any real life issues.

I was gonna say this. Getting all glamed up for an hour so you can take a picture for the gram. What an empty life.

 

[whoareyouu]

Did they really just drive all the way there and back to Grantley Hall for one glass of fizz?

She’s lucky really that she lives in such a perfect little bubble as I honestly don’t think she could cope with any real life issues.

Honestly I’m fearful for her future.

 

[Loveitme]

is she taking the piss with those shoes ?Who does she think is viewing her stories ,Margaret 82 from Surrey?

 

[TeaTime93]

Aww look at her with her little spreadsheet. As if any of us would believe Alex is capable of doing a tax return. She doesn't even know how to turn the oven on

 

[whoareyouu]

Aww look at her with her little spreadsheet. As if any of us would believe Alex is capable of doing a tax return. She doesn't even know how to turn the oven on

She will literally be putting the receipts in date order.

 

[xxheidiandparisxx]

She’s tilting her head the stupid cow hahahaha her hair hasn’t grown at all

 

[whoareyouu]

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She’s tilting her head the stupid cow hahahaha her hair hasn’t grown at all

Look at the ends. It’s in terrible condition. Plus she has a weft in. Mint ad for Hair Burst.

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

I’m so confused at what she’s trying to show?! ‘Here’s my hair with a weft in, can you tell it’s thicker?’ Yes we can Alex because that’s how wefts work