Alex Simpson #3 She’s incapable of doing anything without Auds (61) 🫠

[Loveitme]

He’s on LinkedIn

as Alex's carer?

 

[willawallawooh]

The latest posts about the dog getting into the pantry yet again.
And love how she’s going off on a rant over her own appalling grammar

 

[rbjx]

Silent watcher here but my god she is insufferable isn’t she. Stories from this morning… Why has it took her cutting her foot to decide to change the doors? The dogs her world but yet doesn’t do anything to stop him getting into places and eating things he shouldn’t

 

[whoareyouu]

Silent watcher here but my god she is insufferable isn’t she. Stories from this morning… Why has it took her cutting her foot to decide to change the doors? The dogs her world but yet doesn’t do anything to stop him getting into places and eating things he shouldn’t

She is such a frustrating person.

 

[TeaTime93]

I love the fact that, that message will bug her all day. Wouldn't surprise me if you put another story on declaring how much she loves Winston
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Omg I didnt realise, she actually has already

 

[Loveitme]

I think shes only mentioned changing the doors because shes read it on here.I dont doubt she loves the dog but both her and Kiecooks are clearly liabilities when it comes to the dog.
Can she not lock that pantry door?

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

She can’t look after herself, never mind a dog! She’s embarrassing!

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

Omg . she Can’t even use commas and full stops to form a coherent and logical sentence

what is she even saying in that earlier post

 

[MissTeddy]

She just shrieks in typed form. She types how she talks - high pitched and incoherent.

 

[TeaTime93]

As if she would be caught dead wearing a pair of £15 trainers. She'd take her photo and then quickly change them

 

[SC1990]

The potato to chicken ratio on that GORGGGGGG tea is wild

 

[TeaTime93]

Alex has probably never eaten more than 4 potatoes in one sitting in her life

 

[Rainbow1]

Kiecooks better get back in kitchen, that chicken looks grim! And raw!

of course she’s got 20 potato’s as she’s the ‘Tatie Queen’!!
Mrs Potato Head isn’t she?!

 

[whoareyouu]

I swear she used to be able to string a sentence together.

 

[TeaTime93]

Its probably because she doesn't work and stays im the house all the time. She's lost her social skills and she can't talk properly. Watch her next story she'll use full punction and she'll be overthinking the words she uses

 

[Rainbow1]

Cookie cutter house
It’s literally identical

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

They both look like boring 5* hotels! No personality!

 

[whoareyouu]

I don’t understand how the kitchens are so small. I’ve more bench space in my £175k new build up the road from her

 

[yogiessexdubs]

It’s all so weird

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

So much money and no sense

I liked their last homes !

There’s so much you can do with their money

Lost a bit of respect for them ha