Alex Simpson #2 She’s sold her house, but keeping quiet as a mouse

[MissTeddy]

idk what shes influencing us to do at the moment .That green gown like shes going to the oscars girl we are sat on our sofas and going to work !
Can anyone relate to her cos I cant

The only person that could possibly relate to her lifestyle would be a WAG but they usually have kids plus I can’t imagine their husbands come home and cook their tea.
Shes a bleeping child - no adult person could relate to her. She takes zero responsibility. Spends her days worrying about what shade of fake tan she should go.

 

[TeaTime93]

Apparently she loves animals more than humans yet she has one dog that she can barely look after or cope with.

 

[willawallawooh]

Ffs the mother and daughter shite is on its way back. I can barely contain myself.

 

[TeaTime93]

I don't understand how she doesn't get how embarrassing it is to wear matching clothes with your mam who's in her 60s

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

I don't understand how she doesn't get how embarrassing it is to wear matching clothes with your mam who's in her 60s

Because she looks 40 obviously I joke!

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

I’d be dunking her right now if that was anyone in my family whinging about getting wet

 

[TeaTime93]

Her story saying people messaged about a hair tutorial. Nooooo one messaged you Alex. Who would take advice from her about hair, she's got none

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

Her story saying people messaged about a hair tutorial. Nooooo one messaged you Alex. Who would take advice from her about hair, she's got none

Someone should message and ask for tips for brunette hair

 

[Loveitme]

Apparently she loves animals more than humans yet she has one dog that she can barely look after or cope with.

aw yeah I guessed she was a big animal lover when I saw all her animal related content and all those long dog walks she goes on when kiecooks is at work.

 

[MarriotBonvoy]

Alex just go back to work

or get yourself a part time job in Dr Rashpal’s clinic 12 hours a week

Volunteer with the homeless in Middlesbrough?

even go on channel five rich house poor house for goodness sakes

go on a cooking course?

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

You’re right! She needs to do something … it’s not healthy to live in the grey palace worrying about germs and your hair all day

 

[TeaTime93]

She could of even moved more towards being a travel influencer as she has the money to go anywhere but she literally goes to the same place eating the same food she does at home

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

Oh no the Prosecco is too dry from the co op, or maybe it’s too sweet, who knows?! What a travesty

 

[AngelBabes]

Oh no the Prosecco is too dry from the co op, or maybe it’s too sweet, who knows?! What a travesty

I literally wanted to put hot pokers in my eyes watching her Prosecco post.

 

[ttg111]

Tough week for her. Couldn’t decide if she likes thinner or chunky trainers and now not sure if she likes Prosecco anymore. Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time x

 

[Loveitme]

Tough week for her. Couldn’t decide if she likes thinner or chunky trainers and now not sure if she likes Prosecco anymore. Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time x

Im glad she informed us that Auds aint had her Gucci trainers on in bleeping yonks.I had been wondering tbh .

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

Really busy day today … winston sniffed her

 

[ilovetrashtv]

Really busy day today … winston sniffed her

Now now, behave, she was busy. She also seen another dog!

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

Now now, behave, she was busy. She also seen another dog!

Wild times! I’m not sure how she fits everything in tbh!

 

[Loveitme]

hope she gets a chance to chill this weekend after another hard weeks graft