Adverts you hate #3

[Don'tlookEthel]

The advert for Sky Dancers, the songs to my ear goes "scabby dancers, scabby dancers, sky dancers" and i cannot hear anything else!

 

[Mr Krabs]

It should cost a billion to look this goooood.

~Extremely loud clicking noise~

 

[Melian]

No idea what advert but someone has butchered Roxettes "it must have been love"

 

[Cupid_Stunt]

No idea what advert but someone has butchered Roxettes "it must have been love"

Sung in a slowed down, depressing, almost half-spoken way by a furry toy?

It’s for The Entertainer

 

[Mr Krabs]

This has got to be the worst cover version in an advert ever.



Really hate that Entertainer ad. What kind of message is it sending? Just discard toys and buy some new tit when your kids are bored.

 

[Orphan_Black]

The Sky Movies Christmas ad is grating me like cheddar.

‘Son of a nutcracker’, ergh, is it so hard to find a kid who can actually act?!

 

[MissPrint]

Wren Kitchens with Alison Hammond shouting a voiceover

 

[StephenTJackson]

That bloody Amazon advert is bad enough. But there's also Ellie Goulding singing the same What The World Needs Now Song for the Postcode Lottery.

I'd love to know how many millions PPL have spaffed away paying to all the celebs that have suddenly infested their adverts in the last few months since the monthly price has gone up from £10 to £12.

 

[yogiessexdubs]

The Sky Movies Christmas ad is grating me like cheddar.

‘Son of a nutcracker’, ergh, is it so hard to find a kid who can actually act?!

I came here to say the same thing! I also think it’s quite inappropriate tbh!

 

[EllenDeGenerate]

That awful Miss Dior ad featuring Natalie Portman. The horrific screaming in the background music - Oh babaaayyy - it really hurts my ears. Puts me right off Dior perfumes.

 

[Orphan_Black]

I came here to say the same thing! I also think it’s quite inappropriate tbh!

Oh my gosh, yes! A kid her age shouldn’t be saying ‘if you’ll have me’. Nah. Hate that.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Just think, in a few days Xmas will be over. Which will be sad, but means we’ll never again have to hear

what
the
world
needs
now

islurveSWEeeeeetLUUuuuuv

 

[yogiessexdubs]

Oh my gosh, yes! A kid her age shouldn’t be saying ‘if you’ll have me’. Nah. Hate that.

Yeasssss!!’ a little girl too! & I don’t get the ‘son of a nutcracker’ line in it all either.

 

[Don'tlookEthel]

All the bleeping perfume ads, no idea what any of them smell like and those caroline herrera bottles look really cheap and nasty

 

[Mr Krabs]

All the bleeping perfume ads, no idea what any of them smell like and those caroline herrera bottles look really cheap and nasty

I’ve never tried her perfume because the bottles put me right off. They look like something from the 80s.

 

[Millennial Pink]

There's something so gaudy about the CH bottles in the shape of a stiletto. So ugly.