Ade and Lisa #4 Lisa thinks the house is jinxed, Ade keeps chugging his cola drinks

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What an absolute smug cow how many times did she mention going to a value resort as if she’s like a queen staying in deluxe ‘thought it would be like concrete city’ absolute C**t. The submissive wife took Barney a coffee first before she left. Barney looking forward to alone time to gorge on snacks
Cancelling the meal she was taking her mum to for her birthday as she is still full, she’s been to ohana before as she’s mentioned loads of times so she knows it’s filling so why book a meal for lunchtime the next day.?!
Her sister is getting bad as her ‘I need to bring the family here to see this resort’ like a shock that a value resort is nice.!
hate how these Disney vloggers say store, it’s a shop. I can’t see how they wear kids sizes as they both look normal sized just short
Oh and the mother has a toy boy and the sister has a granddaughter.???
 
Mutley98 said:
What an absolute smug cow how many times did she mention going to a value resort as if she’s like a queen staying in deluxe ‘thought it would be like concrete city’ absolute C**t. The submissive wife took Barney a coffee first before she left. Barney looking forward to alone time to gorge on snacks
Cancelling the meal she was taking her mum to for her birthday as she is still full, she’s been to ohana before as she’s mentioned loads of times so she knows it’s filling so why book a meal for lunchtime the next day.?!
Her sister is getting bad as her ‘I need to bring the family here to see this resort’ like a shock that a value resort is nice.!
hate how these Disney vloggers say store, it’s a shop. I can’t see how they wear kids sizes as they both look normal sized just short
Oh and the mother has a toy boy and the sister has a granddaughter.???
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I thought the same what an awful entitled crab she is saying how she thought the value resorts would be like concrete jungles! Smug cow.
Cue the girly voice & pigtails when she shows Ade around " oh look at Woody Ade isn't he big" 🤣
I do think her brother in law has her card marked though, the odd look he gives her from time to time & he keeps his distance quite a bit.....but then he married her sis so I guess he knows exactly what he's going to get lol.

The granddaughter has been in a few vlogs but they've never said who her mum or dad is 🤷‍♀️

Both Lisa & SJ are short but I think SJ is better proportioned. Lisa always looks odd especially in kids size clothes as they don't fit her shape & always too tight across the chest ( steady ade!) not a good look with her stumpy legs lol 🤣
 
So much cheese! not content with putting half a pound in that sausage effort & in the cheese slop pie thing we have to endure Ade's feet too!! 🤮🤣
Everything is so "Cozy" & "we're so exited" as she claps her hands together like a little girl...🤮

So Ade's the coctail master! that one he made looked rank!! ...mixology is a fine art Ade! I think you need a few lessons lol

Am I the only one who feels the ick when she pronounces "Bratwurst & Stollen" in her German accent *shudders*
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Has she ever seen meat slurry, thats what they put in her hot dogs, just a teensy weensy bit above being not fit for human consumption. tit food, so glad she loves it, its so her and ade. The stollen, off the scale calorie wise, one of those packs full of saturated fat and sugar, his tits boing down to the floor with all the tit hes manipulated her into letting him eat. High bp, heart attack, high cholesterol, fatty liver and ulcers. For some reason, if tit food is from usa or germany, its marvellous....twats.
Surprised they don't film ade wanking over lisas sausage roll and call it cosy evening meal wank and slap it on her patreon. Soon cosy will be a word no one will use any morein fear they may be mistaken for being a YouTube shithead vlogger.
 
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FFS! 🤦‍♀️
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Barney behaving like he’s Tom Cruise in Cocktail the absolute bell end. I bet he stinks too.! They must have sweat that smells of cheese the amount they eat, her cooking makes me want to vomit. Going on about Lisa Faulkners book likes she’s best mates with her ‘oh that’s Lisa’s book’ why buy a book of recipes when she never sticks to the a recipe, always a variant of some sort
My 19 year old drinks tequila rose, and it’s rose like the flower not rosey. Absolute scummers the pair of them and I was actually sick in mouth when they mentioned a pearl necklace like smutty teenagers
The submissive housewife don’t wash with me, all an act for the camera. Dishing him up his tea then sitting all cutesy waiting for praise and a thank you 🤢
 
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