Adam the Woo #22 Bein’ a Schlub in a Tub

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Hubba, hubba, lock up your daughters, and maybe your twinks and males bears too, look who's rolling into town! It's the Sex Symbol for the blind and numb, David Williams, prodigal preacher's son who's obviously on the wayward path of perdition. Who couldn't resist 250 lbs of aged flabbily-marbled subprime man meat, with a hot mess man child brain? Served up hot in a bath of his own stink or spatchcocked across a hotel bed under a mirrored ceiling, he's the prize for some unfortunate sex worker or sloppy swinging hookup seeker. I shudder at the repulsiveness of his cringe solicitations. Ewww, just ewww.
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Well, I should've known he was lying about staying for F1, or even being there a full week...an F1 practice round is what he attends in this vlog, and after only 6 full days he's leaving town today. That gives him about a week at home before he leaves for SoCal/Hawaii, returning right before Christmas.

Things start off with something you do not see every day, or basically ever - Adam and a POC:
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Adam was doing his intro and this man approached him, and it's clear from Adam's initial reaction that this was not planned or one of Adam's bits. This guy walks up while Adam is doing his intro and Adam stops, looks off camera, and says "Hi" in a wary way. This guy introduces himself as Steve - you can hear him off camera say "I'm Steve, I'm a cool guy" and Adam is looking at him like "uhhhhh" and at this point Adam figures he better turn the camera on both of them so he can hold it as far away from Steve as possible and have evidence for the police, so he gets them both in the shot. Steve continues, "I'm pretty laidback, I'm from Las Vegas Nevada, I just met this young guy right here, he seemed like he's a cool guy, you know what I'm saying, so I'm going get to talk to him in a second once he finish the interview. Once again, my name is Little Stevie." No, Little Stevie, we do not know what you're saying.

All Adam can muster is saying "Little Stevie" and there's a cut and he's walking elsewhere alone. I'd love to have heard their conversation...

As you can expect in just about every vlog, it's get coffee and walk around time :sleep:. Adam checks out some cheap "near Fremont" motels he's visited before that look like they're being fixed up. He moves on to all the other Fremont area things he's done before, like the giant metal mantis and "classic Vegas signage" :rolleyes:. Adam provides some b-roll and a voiceover of Fremont itself, too much music playing and he can't take that chance. Part of the montage showed this:
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Who knew this guy was such a slots player? He's a regular casino grandma. His story is that he had $100 in cash left, so he put that in the slot machine and he was down to $20 left. Adam wondered if he should cash out so he at least had $20 left. He didn't, hit it one more time and won $470 (or whatever), because of course he did. Then he points out the Plaza was inspiration for Biff's hotel in BttF2 :rolleyes:

Peter Pan's idea of content is to film his shadow, and he's pretending to be Telly Savalas again with the lollipop. I hope he's somewhere on an international journey when a molar cracks...
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He says several times that soon the sun will go down and the Fremont neon will really look great. And then he leaves (???) because suddenly it cuts to him at the monorail station behind the Linq to go to his F1 practice round. Adam thinks it is "wild" that the street is blocked off to traffic for the race - yes, totally amazing, has this ever happened anywhere before??? He calls going over to the Sphere and looking at it his "first Sphere experience" :rolleyes:.

Adam is amazed that his F1 ticket includes food. Of course he has to mention that it includes "adult beverages, but I don't drink so it doesn't matter to me." In yet another a voiceover after the fact, Adam says they he "definitely indulged quite a bit in the complimentary food....I definitely went all out." I bet you did, I bet you did. Can't wait for pool time in Hawaii 😳. Culinary expert Adam also says all the free food was "really, really good".

At the practice, Adam is more entertained by Spongebob on the Sphere than the race cars going by
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He also feels the need to showcase the earplugs they provide
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He finally realizes he can go down and film from the ground and gets this decent angle for a second, although he has to use the zoom so it looks like crap
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Mr. "I LOVED THE COLD IN ALASKA" sees patio heaters on and runs over to them to warm up
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He gets maybe 2 minutes total of race practice, half of which is him giggling at cartoon characters on the sphere or looking at his ear plugs. He starts walking around after visiting the patio heaters and then catches what he's missing...yes, the Vegas monorails passing each other in opposite directions, so he makes sure to record it for posterity
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It's time for Adam's bad attempt at a thumbnail, he gave up quickly
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Of course he again makes sure he includes the noisy squeaky escalator for the 3rd day in a row. He closes by saying:

"I will be departing tomorrow, starting to make my travels. Well, starting on my travels, leaving this area tomorrow... it's been nice but I'm definitely ready to start making my way back to Central Florida for a short while and that'll be tomorrow, still here tonight but, I mean you, never know what happens tomorrow, I mean nothing is guaranteed, but the plan is for this to be my last full day here in Viva Las Vegas."

What that means, I have no idea. It started out sounding like he might be thinking about stopping somewhere else on the way home to Florida, then it sounded like he wanted to just get home to Florida, and then it sounded like he might be open to staying longer in Vegas. As I've said many times, a full neurological exam is in order. The vlog is over and thankfully was only 19 minutes.
 
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dirtnap101 said:
Well, I should've known he was lying about staying for F1, or even being there a full week...an F1 practice round is what he attends in this vlog, and after only 6 full days he's leaving town today. That gives him about a week at home before he leaves for SoCal/Hawaii, returning right before Christmas.

Things start off with something you do not see every day, or basically ever - Adam and a POC:
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Adam was doing his intro and this man approached him, and it's clear from Adam's initial reaction that this was not planned or one of Adam's bits. This guy walks up while Adam is doing his intro and Adam stops, looks off camera, and says "Hi" in a wary way. This guy introduces himself as Steve - you can hear him off camera say "I'm Steve, I'm a cool guy" and Adam is looking at him like "uhhhhh" and at this point Adam figures he better turn the camera on both of them so he can hold it as far away from Steve as possible and have evidence for the police, so he gets them both in the shot. Steve continues, "I'm pretty laidback, I'm from Las Vegas Nevada, I just met this young guy right here, he seemed like he's a cool guy, you know what I'm saying, so I'm going get to talk to him in a second once he finish the interview. Once again, my name is Little Stevie." No, Little Stevie, we do not know what you're saying.

All Adam can muster is saying "Little Stevie" and there's a cut and he's walking elsewhere alone. I'd love to have heard their conversation...

As you can expect in just about every vlog, it's get coffee and walk around time :sleep:. Adam checks out some cheap "near Fremont" motels he's visited before that look like they're being fixed up. He moves on to all the other Fremont area things he's done before, like the giant metal mantis and "classic Vegas signage" :rolleyes:. Adam provides some b-roll and a voiceover of Fremont itself, too much music playing and he can't take that chance. Part of the montage showed this:
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Who knew this guy was such a slots player? He's a regular casino grandma. His story is that he had $100 in cash left, so he put that in the slot machine and he was down to $20 left. Adam wondered if he should cash out so he at least had $20 left. He didn't, hit it one more time and won $470 (or whatever), because of course he did. Then he points out the Plaza was inspiration for Biff's hotel in BttF2 :rolleyes:

Peter Pan's idea of content is to film his shadow, and he's pretending to be Telly Savalas again with the lollipop. I hope he's somewhere on an international journey when a molar cracks...
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He says several times that soon the sun will go down and the Fremont neon will really look great. And then he leaves (???) because suddenly it cuts to him at the monorail station behind the Linq to go to his F1 practice round. Adam thinks it is "wild" that the street is blocked off to traffic for the race - yes, totally amazing, has this ever happened anywhere before??? He calls going over to the Sphere and looking at it his "first Sphere experience" :rolleyes:.

Adam is amazed that his F1 ticket includes food. Of course he has to mention that it includes "adult beverages, but I don't drink so it doesn't matter to me." In yet another a voiceover after the fact, Adam says they he "definitely indulged quite a bit in the complimentary food....I definitely went all out." I bet you did, I bet you did. Can't wait for pool time in Hawaii 😳. Culinary expert Adam also says all the free food was "really, really good".

At the practice, Adam is more entertained by Spongebob on the Sphere than the race cars going by
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He also feels the need to showcase the earplugs they provide
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He finally realizes he can go down and film from the ground and gets this decent angle for a second, although he has to use the zoom so it looks like crap
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Mr. "I LOVED THE COLD IN ALASKA" sees patio heaters on and runs over to them to warm up
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He gets maybe 2 minutes total of race practice, half of which is him giggling at cartoon characters on the sphere or looking at his ear plugs. He starts walking around after visiting the patio heaters and then catches what he's missing...yes, the Vegas monorails passing each other in opposite directions, so he makes sure to record it for posterity
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It's time for Adam's bad attempt at a thumbnail, he gave up quickly
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Of course he again makes sure he includes the noisy squeaky escalator for the 3rd day in a row. He closes by saying:

"I will be departing tomorrow, starting to make my travels. Well, starting on my travels, leaving this area tomorrow... it's been nice but I'm definitely ready to start making my way back to Central Florida for a short while and that'll be tomorrow, still here tonight but, I mean you, never know what happens tomorrow, I mean nothing is guaranteed, but the plan is for this to be my last full day here in Viva Las Vegas."

What that means, I have no idea. It started out sounding like he might be thinking about stopping somewhere else on the way home to Florida, then it sounded like he wanted to just get home to Florida, and then it sounded like he might be open to staying longer in Vegas. As I've said many times, a full neurological exam is in order. The vlog is over and thankfully was only 19 minutes.
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Great recap, as always. Thank you for your service. I'm sure he'd love to stay another day for F1 (especially after yesterday's AYCE mukbang) and/or to get his little D wet again. But it's Friday night in Vegas, and F1, so he wouldn't be able to get a hotel for $24 a night, or maybe at all.
 
dirtnap101 said:
Adam was doing his intro and this man approached him, and it's clear from Adam's initial reaction that this was not planned or one of Adam's bits. This guy walks up while Adam is doing his intro and Adam stops, looks off camera, and says "Hi" in a wary way. This guy introduces himself as Steve - you can hear him off camera say "I'm Steve, I'm a cool guy" and Adam is looking at him like "uhhhhh" and at this point Adam figures he better turn the camera on both of them so he can hold it as far away from Steve as possible and have evidence for the police, so he gets them both in the shot. Steve continues, "I'm pretty laidback, I'm from Las Vegas Nevada, I just met this young guy right here, he seemed like he's a cool guy, you know what I'm saying, so I'm going get to talk to him in a second once he finish the interview. Once again, my name is Little Stevie." No, Little Stevie, we do not know what you're saying.

All Adam can muster is saying "Little Stevie" and there's a cut and he's walking elsewhere alone. I'd love to have heard their conversation...
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I got a story for y'all that this interaction reminded me of: years ago, I went to Horrorcon in LA for the first time. Pretty ok experience, nothing special. I'm waiting for my ride home after and I see this POC as it were just being an absolute menace to people. He makes it to me and asks me for a smoke. I don't smoke so I decline and then he starts trying to proposition me for sex to the point where he took his c-ck out and tried to get me to touch it. He would not leave until I said I would call the police. I still think I should've kicked their ass instead.

Point of the story is that I wouldn't be surprised if Adam was tempted to play with Little Stevie's lil' Stevie. Maybe we'll see them together hand-in-hand in another vlogger's livestream. He can be his special woopeat, for posterity.
 
dirtnap101 said:
Yeah, no need to tell us you don't care about F1 racing, we all figured it out before you even went, you liked the food and Spongebob on the Sphere
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Again, only 250 comments at this point in the day, hardly anything, and views are as low as yesterday...
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Yet he still dropped over $300 for the ticket and that's before taxes and fees. Money burns a hole in his pocket as soon as it gets there.
 
The obsession with the monorails, monorails crossing and trains is just really strange for a 50 year old man. Like really strange. How does one person get that excited to see monorails crossing next to each other? Has anyone had the stomach to do a deep dive of the tattoos? Do they have any meaning or significance?
 
A Boy and his BLOB said:
$70 to $350 is a hell of a jump in price, especially since this is still a non-race night, but I get he doesn't want to look like a wasteful spender. He knows he'd look like an idiot to spend this kind of money on something he hated just to get free food.

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I knew it! Maybe he meant it didn't include adult beverages...but he's the worst communicator in the world, so it's hard to tell. But even so, all you can eat food and soft drinks and seeing practice for $70 seemed ridiculous, but the Woovians buy it every time.
 
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