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RaspberryCheesecake here, reporting live yesterday last week tomorrow next week whenever from Horsham Heights The Lanesborough Hotel Scotts Chanel Bond Street wherever. Thank you to @Ohmydays for the fabulous thread title! April started off relatively quietly with Yawna pretending to be Audrey...

Last time, on Keeping Up With the Luxes: Lorna acquired some new hair, from Russian virgins no less. Well, that's what she thought she was buying. It just clips in and apparently blends in beautifully. Phillip Kingsley must be turning in his grave. Anyway, having attached the hair and giving it...

Thank you to @pink_norris for the appropriate thread title! February/March 2021 Well, our last thread started off the day before Valentine's Day, when Lorna was hotly anticipating a manor house flat full of pink roses from John. She had hinted enough. John, however, supplied our favourite...

Thread title gratefully provided by @Its_Me. Jan / Feb 2021 February has seen pretty much zero content from Lorna. Slightly fewer filters have unfortunately revealed her shocking chip-pan skin and her over-filled cheeks are displaying some unfavourable divots. Naturally, theres been more...

Heya! ( Thanks to multiple contributors) January has been a quiet month largely because, without any where to go, Lorna’s content is nil. She spends most of her days watching television in the wooden room, reminding everyone she worked for Virgin over 15 years ago. She disappeared over...

Heya! Thanks @LadyLockdown and @Its_Me (and others?) for the intro. Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess, bore-na, yawn-a) - Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable -Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner/ changes face shape. -Uses...

Heya! Mod edit: thread title needs to flow and not be messy else affects other people looking for a thread in the forum :) @LadyLockdown for the intro. Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess, bore-na, yawn-a) - Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable -Edits her photos within...

Heya! Credit to @AllAboutTheMayhem for the thread title. (me, thanks) and @Its_Me & @LadyLockdown for the intro. Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess) - Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable -Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner/...

Credit to @MayfairAA for the thread title. Lorna -Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable -Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner -Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by...

Credit to MEEEEEEE (@LadyLockdown ) for the thread title. No apologies - I have no shame and measure my success purely by thread titles. Could be worse. Could be by handbags and face creams. Anyhooo...... Lorna -Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable -Edits her photos...

The overview ( prepared by @Its_Me) : Lorna -Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable -Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner -Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by...

Thanks to @Hamilton1970 for the title, which is very apt as Lorna has spent the last 5 weeks bouncing from flat to flat in London and is shortly popping over to Paris, indefinitely. Here’s the overview ( prepared by @Its_Me) : Lorna -Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is...

Previously, on keeping up with the luxes... Lorna is now three holidays deep since July despite there being a global pandemic. She hasn’t paid for a single one herself and on all of them she doesn’t move from the hotel which is quite remarkable. In Greece we had the unveiling of tens of...

New thread title from @Rogue1 - keeping it simple and straight to the point. Roundup: Lorna is now three holidays deep since July despite there being a global pandemic. She hasn’t paid for a single one herself and on all of them she doesn’t move from the hotel which is quite remarkable. In...

Many thanks to @annabelle_bronstein & @AllAboutTheMayhem for the combined thread title. NUMBER TEN!!!! Where we're at; No doubt I'll miss something as there was so much but in a nutshell, Luxe and OMR have been on 2 jollies paid for by ITS holidays since lockdown measures were eased. Poor Boo...

Thanks to @Hereforthepictures for the new thread title. Where we are so far; LL & OM are still in Santorini, taking photo's of Act Wee's flammable chic, clinking Rose glasses and having dinner with pretend / invisible friends. Turns out Pussy Galore is a dead ringer for a piece sold by a small...

Thanks @LadyLockdown (and the bump from @Ohmydays) for the thread title. where we’re up to: Lorna in Greece for anniversay and birthday, they’ve taken presents with them still in the bags because they’re fucking mental. She has no emotion left for material objects but she needs them to keep...

Thanks to @LadyLockdown for the title, it’s amazing - had to butcher it a little from “A vurrrrrry good primer makes the perfect base, or is it a filter - just check Celebface 🤡” as it wouldn’t fit, sorry about that x

Thanks @Its_Me for the thread title!

Thanks to @Rogue1 for the new thread title. Sticking with the acrylic theme!

New thread peeps! thread title courtesy of @AllAboutTheMayhem 👏🏼 thanks! Also had to cut the title down a little to fit 😁

New LL thread

New thread for us to continue the discussion. Instagram.com/LornaLuxe

Ok so who follows Lorna Luxe? She has a successful career as an influencer I don’t see it myself, same poses, looking away, skinny, filler/botox etc ..boring no? So I thought who is actually really “liking” this?? I clicked on her photo from two days ago and scrolled through the likes and she...