katie hayes

Thanks @Foodaholic for the thread title! Can someone do the honours of a recap, I need a lie down in a dark room after the last thread 🤯

Morning Gang..... Thread number 93 , nearly hitting the big 100 woohoo 🥳 Wont thank myself for the thread title be like Truff writing myself Q&A questions and DMs saying how inspiring she is doing it for the Mommas 😂😂😂 @Eleanor Abernathy we are all waiting in anticipation for this...

@03jessig - well done on the thread title girl @Eleanor Abernathy you know what to do x Just noticed it’s cut the end off 😭😭😭

Well done to @Hereforthegossss for the excellent thread title. Had to shorten it to make it fit but the sentiment is still there. As if we’re almost at number 100.. Gratfuk as fuck… The eyebrows made a return this week, not because she’s finally had them sorted but because she felt the need to...

Well done to @Dancerdownunder for the thread title, it will continue to give us all horrific flashbacks of that BIG flat arse in the Rusty metal costume 😂🤢🦬👙 @Eleanor Abernathy it's over to you Girl..... Make our Day with one of your legendary recaps !!..... 😂😂😂 #READTHEWIKI

Number 89!! Well done to @Binks87 for the thread title! Ibiza continued.. She doesn’t even read here though, does she Matt? Despite the fact ZSM hasn’t been on here since Phillip Schofield was still happily married and Boris Johnson only had 4 kids he was aware of, she still managed to respond...

Congratulations @BettyBeau for the title it’s hilarious and so apt🤣🤣🤣 👏🏻 don’t even need a recap do we it’s been what 24 hours?!❤ but @Eleanor Abernathy it would be rude not to because they’re just the best 🤣 READ THE WIKI! xoxo

Well done to @TheGhostofShirleyBallas for the excellent thread title. Got a feeling this one is going to move fast.. Woah, we’re going to Ibiza.. Before we go though, we need to make a tit out of our baby’s dad by making out as though he can’t manage for three days on his own and labelling...

Thanks to @the_moonins for the thread title! Can someone do a recap please?

Well done to @Hereforthegossss for the excellent thread title. Had to change it a bit to fit. The saga goes on.. She began the week terrifying the living daylights out of the North West and surrounding areas when she headbutted the screen during a reel sporting eye moustaches that can only be...

83 thousand comments calling you out for acting the twat Kate!!!! I genuinely thought the bespoke proposal was coming well done yet again @Hereforthegossss 🔥🤣🤣🤣 girl you are on fire!!! How many is this now 👏🏻 also special mention to @Violetx just missed the boat ❤ eagerly awaiting the new...

Well done to @RitaSueBobtoo for the thread title suggestion and @TheGhostofShirleyBallas for the inspiration. The shitshow goes on.. The Edinburgh trip continued with a very quiet Sunday. Maybe due to the fact she was hanging out of her arse after her pub crawl with Olive. Maybe because she...

Well done to @Moomin_mama for the thread title, had to alter it slightly to fit. The story so far - Asked on her stories would people like to see more of the background photos of the shoot for her Ali Express range then showed them straight away anyway without waiting for a response. Her dress...

Thread 81🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the title @Hereforthegossss how many have you had now 🤣 👏🏻 had to shorten it to fit soz Eighty thousand comments about you acting the twat Kate Continue here my trollz! Read the wiki 💋 Xoxo

As if we’re at number 80!! Well done to @Rothsey who got over 100 votes for the excellent title. Quick catch up - The No Excuse for Abuse podcast was finally released with Predator-In-Chief Wayne Lineker at the helm, coming across like a slightly confused village elder and Kate confusing the...

New thread - thanks to @Hereforthegossss for the thread title. (Ps never done this before so hope it's set up right!) Actual thread title is Katie Hayes #79 Crying & Lying to Old Man Wayne. Still editing those photos she's got no shame. If someone cleverer than me can edit it to fit. It's...

New thread thanks @Noteanoshade 🥳 I’m still not over fuckin SCAMPI FRIES! Not well 🤣 READ THE WIKI!!!! 💋 xoxo

I’ve waited long enough for my thread I took my opportunity. Ban me if it’s that bad. JUST READ THE WIKI Enjoy my trolls (Love you Blair x) I’ve fucked up how do I close the other one 🤣🤣🤣

Thread 76 Jesus wept trollz it’s been 4 days I think that’s a record 🤣🤣 she really is the gift that keeps on giving congratulations @Hereforthegossss yet again with a massive 87 likes 🤣🔥 soz I had to shorten it to fit as always new trollz please read the wiki at the top as you were xoxo

Saturday night and it’s time for #75 @Wkdbird girl my thoughts are with you at this distressing time 🙏🏼 but the most liked suggestion came from @Hereforthegossss 🤣 👏🏻 congratulations 🥳 read the wiki new trollz!!! I’ve got 7 pages to catch up from the last one soz if anyone wants too do a...

Thanks @Bloomer for this thread title. These get funnier every time 🤣🤣🤣 read the wiki blah blah. For any newbies, kate was putting La Prairie lipstick on and the thick fuck couldn’t pronounce it so just called it le prawn 😭😭😭😭😭😭 is it just me or is she getting more boring by the day? ETA I...

New thread thanks to my good self 🤣 my first ever Truff thread title. Feel a cunt congratulating myself think I’ll treat myself to some nails from y2k1 and some brushes which look like they’ll snap as soon as and blend my collection foundation over my lips. Let’s crack open the FIZZZ! the...

Thanks @Rothsey babeeee for the title 💋 Continue here trollzzzz read the wiki 💋 xoxo

Thanks @Hamburglar for the thread title 🤣🤣 please continue here my trollzzzz can someone do a recap for the inevitable new trolls READ THE WIKI

New thread my trollz🤣🤣 Congratulations @the_moonins for this title... never a truer word spoken Read the wiki!!!