Still under construction - created 19 August 2024
Steph-isms and Words of Wisdom
I think it’s fair to say Steph doesn’t always get things right and she said herself she’s not good with words. Thread #10 title was a Steph-ism…”If you poke the bear enough, the dog will bite“…no hmm.
On the family holiday to Benidorm, Steph was FASCINATED to see they had supermarkets that stocked frash (how Steph says fresh) fruit, chicken nuggets, pot noodles and even a dispenser with frash orange juice (like the one the Lidl on George Street has). And can you believe it, Benny also has *gasps* takeaways!! Who knew!! (All of us!)
You’re maybe thinking that this was Stephanie’s first time abroad, and I can see why. But only the day before she clapped back at a comment responding to her saying the food in their hotel was awesome and she said she was well travelled. She was definitely looking forward to going, on a live she picked up after sun and declared “I love this stuff, it reminds me of being on holiday”. Those of you unfamiliar with the Aberdeen climate, let me tell you there is no need for a local use of after sun!!
Steph getting her New York landmarks muddled up, assuming of course she meant the Statue of Liberty:
Randomness
* Stephanie has always had a high opinion of herself - it’s inevitable given she’s been brought up to believe she’s a beautiful princess who can do no wrong. Presumably it was her ego that drove her to send a filtered picture to a Tik Tokker called Levi, who would show pictures of women to his Nan who would rate them out of 10…
This was in December 2022. Could you imagine if Nasty Nan rated men out of 10
* If you’ve watched Stephanie’s Tik Toks, you’ll know she likes nothing more than lip syncing (badly) to any song that she thinks fit her narrative. For example in June 2024 she took Lily with her to pack boxes at BPerfect and at the airport the mouthed the following lyrics from the Sabrina Carpenter song ‘Please Please Please’ “…I beg you don’t embarrass me mother fucker” when everyone knows Steph embarrasses herself on the daily.
Back in July 2022 Steph was lip syncing another song that contained a highly offensive racial word. She was called out about it:
Notice her saying “IF it’s an offensive word”…
* After the King’s Coronation in May 2023, Dr Stephanie Vagina diagnosed Prince Louis with ADHD due to his fidgeting BUT it was not fair for people to comment on. What?! Not you commenting then hun?
* Steph would go live with Tik Tok shop quite often. In August 2022 she cancelled a scheduled live giving this as a reason. Note the time in the top left corner is 11pm:
Fair enough, most parents have to take time off work for sick kids at some point. But in another example of Steph thinking everyone is as thick as her, this was her next story - not even a minute later:
The Stephanators generally aren’t known for their critical thinking but Jesus wept, surely they picked up on this blatant lie to get out of doing some work?!
This is #peakvavron:
The many faces of Stephanie Jane Robertson/Smith/Vavron
Celebrity Hocus Pocus
We all know Steph has many, many different faces and so it would appear so do Mad Pam and Nana Macaroni:
test link to video: https://tattle.life/threads/stephanie-vavron-53-on-the-mounjaro-cos-her-arse-is-the-size-of-kilimanjaro.46925/post-20632745
