Worried about what the kids will read yeah Loz? Just like what K&A have said “Kyle and Annie are disappointed that Lauryn continues to seek publicity and financial gain” Spot On.
These are her “stories” she sold (over 60) between
03rd June 2016 - 14th November 2018 (TBC)
Note this is all BEFORE Kyle!
When was she a designer and of what?
Claiming back then she was a WAG when she was dating a footballers brother a new low even for you Proz!
Is she still friends with Megan Rees, Jessica Hayes, Pascal Craymer, Tallia Storm, Jemma Lucy or Katie Solomon she never mentions them, I guess she used them like she uses everyone!
Funny how the Pap’s just happen to stumble upon THEE Lauryn Goodman in the Maldives, Las Vegas, Mykonos, Barbados, Cape Verde, Gran Canaria & Marbella even though she is a nobody.
Where is all the Endo awareness? The trying & trying to conceive, IVF with who, when? The scars, the pain the trauma, it looks like she was happy living a lavish lifestyle with her benefit fraud money chasing fame to me!
All these “stories” are sold by her as I wouldn’t use any of the words below to describe Lauryn;
Ample assets
Peachy derrière
Busty
Toned stomach (NO SCARS)
Voluptuous Derrière
Flat stomach (NO SCARS)
Busty babe
Curves
Ample bust
Perky posterior
Curvy figure
Extremely peachy posterior
Ample Cleavage
Pert Behind
Svelte
Peachy Bum
Busty assets
Peachy posterior
Pert Posterior
Svelte physique
Demure figure
Gravity defying bust
Enviable figure
Taut midriff (NO SCARS)
Slender Pins
Enviable curves
Perky Derrière
Envy Inducing curves
Jaw dropping figure
This is what your children will see when they Google you Lauryn this was prior to Kyle. Nobody to blame but yourself they will see you were just a fame hungry whore!
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These are her “stories” from the
24th December 2018 - 02nd July 2022 (over 80)
The Paps just happened to follow her this time to Barbados, Dubai & Marbella
What will Kairo think when he reads he was named junior?
Again not one scar from her alleged Endo in any of her bump pictures or her showing off her postpartum figure!
Kyle should have steered well clear of Lauryn even in the early days she drove to Cheshire for lunch.
Kyle went from a whirlwind romance, former flame, brief romance, Baby Daddy into Ex, very quickly.
Lauryn has sold stories just to bitch, accusing Annie of controlling Kyle who was allegedly acting like Kairo didn’t exist.
How is it her business if Kyle paid for his fiancée to have a private jet for a girls holiday!
Spot On.
a new low even for you Proz!
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