Katie Price 67

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Price.Dropped!
* "Iss Cwissmass Innit!" Woo Hoo -
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl
* Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* It's Behind You! Woo Hoo It's Panto Time!!
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives. Same shit, different day -
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy, Acid Chuckers & Linda Gate
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

"Iss Cwissmass Innit!" Woo Hoo -
28.11.24 - Cwissmiss Vibes here apparently Whatever that means............
* The Twelve Days of Skanky -
On the first day of Cwissmisss her true love sent to MEEEEE, A lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the second day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEEEE, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the third day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEEEEE, Three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the fourth day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEE, Four skinny cats! Three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.,
On the fifth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEE, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the sixth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the seventh day of Cwissmiss her true love sent to MEEEEE, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the eighth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEE, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the ninth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE, Nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the tenth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE, Ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the eleventh day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE, eleven Vapes a-puffing, ten drag queens preening, nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, three steaming turds, two bankruptcies and a lay-by to stop and have a pee.
On the twelfth day of Cwissmiss her true love gave to MEEEEE, Twelve Snorters Snorting, eleven vapes a-puffing, Ten drag queens preening, Nine grifted tracksuits, Eight blokes a-shagging, Seven faces scowling, Six geezers paying, Fiiiive liiines of snow. Four skinny cats!, Three steaming turds, Two bankruptcies and A lay-by to stop and have a pee.
And "a source" claims that katie's drug-free...
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* Jingle bells, Kipper smells,
It's fast-food all the way
Oh what fun to crash a car
And still expect Full Pay
Oh!

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -

Spot the Drag Queen between these two frights, indeed, Katie Price is the drag act that doesn't need to dress up because it looks like that all the time! Check out the dirty looks its giving out though
27.11.24 - Corrrrr! Look at the filters on that!!! It's Barbie's ugly orange cousin innit!
She's got legs like a prawn. Still doing her seksi 1990s pose though, nevertheless whoever runs her FB often post the JYY trackie saying she’s "At the gym............" , but skank never goes to a gym because she can’t be arsed with it. Another favourite comment is she’s "Cooking for everyone tonight............" Nah she ain‘t doing that either, its just LIES, her FB is a continuous stream of lies and exploitation of H along with these gruesome seksi foters of it reckoning itself.
Indeed, skank appears to base herself on Helen of Troy but she is The Face that launched a thousand shits - just ask The Turd King!
* Looking like a vagrant in her finest JYY Is her Northwich rental a box in Cardboard City perchance???
28.11.24 - looking bewtiful in JYY and her knock-off Prada handbag. Note here its not preening and posing for the camera which is because its not BackEnd, her tame paparazzi, and also why this horrendous unfiltered job got into the media to start with.


Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
5.12.24 - Threatening more Noo Moosic, this time wiv Kracktona!!
6.12.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-opens-up-music-34257967
* The Mail are sticking it to this useless pair of screechers though

*New duo arriving - SCABBA. Not so much 'Waterloo' more 'Portaloo.'

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
25.11.24 - in view of the incoming about H being used to front skank's dodgy vehicle collection, will it also be discovered that H is a Director of companies she is using to rinse money through avoiding the BH 40% levy??
29.11.24 - Both bankruptcies have been updated yesterday. Wonder why ??
3.12.24 - so here it is on Insta stories with Bestie Mate Kracktona, both gloating about their bankruptcies, divorces, tattoos blah blah blah. Both dossing about with their legs up in the air, surrounded by the detritis of yet another greasy takeaway meal, both probably trollied again........................ https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3298/3298702-176cf100db18dd00b16ca4930a025ee0.mp4
How pathetic did they look, two middle-aged women with about ten kids between them acting all crazy by waving their legs in the air , whilst Krackatowa brags about who went bankrupt first? Whoo hoo look at us we all cool and crazy
Fact is that despite her grandly announcing to the world over the past month or so that her bankruptcy was going to be struck off TWO WEEKS AGO, nothing has happenned apart from case updates
* Katie Price insists bankruptcy is 'best thing to ever happen' to her | Metro News - I wonder if she still feels the same way years later with TWO hanging over her ugly head now?

The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
24.11.24 -This was found on the Right Move site where the Shitty Shack is advertised hoping to finally sell it - someone who remembers the place Pre-Skank has commented and it does confirm everything we thought.

6.12.24 - so its got another rental for the duration of panto and with a bit if detective work from Tattlers it would seem its likely to be this place. Oh dear. She won't be happy with this will she?? She's gone from the "palatial" Shitty Shack to Coronation Street AND the reviews on this place are pretty grim too (not as bad as they will be when the owners see the filthy, smashed-up mess skank leaves in her wake.

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
23.11.24 - Oh dear..... Cole will have to get motoring on Price.Dropped again because the old hag has sent one of her Flying Monkeys to stir the shit again, this time outright accusing him of battering the skank!. Superfan Franny is claiming on one of the FB news sites that Cole "beat & drugged" the cunt whore.

Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance-
Heres Weedy Wally Wanka shovelling up the cat shit as it's His Job in Life!
22.11.24 - Bongo has learned The Art of Grift from the master
What pleasure is there to be gained from doing a grifted MoT for this twerp anyway???
29.11.24 - Ain't "love" grand? It sure looks like he's taking one of Madame Tussaud's old reject dummies out for a walk, but check them both out wearing his grotty little "Fully Blessed" trackies that look exactly like every other trackie there has ever been. Obviously he's told her he's only staying under Contract if she fulfils her side of the bargain and wears his little outfits "My man................." indeed
Wow, she is NOT happy about something though - look at the face on it! Bankruptcy? Child related? Court for any number of reasons? No license, can't get insurance? Something she doesn't want out in public about to be made public? All is most definitely not well in Pantoland!! Bongo doesn't look happy either....oh well, never mind, mess with devil & this is what happens
1.12.24 - here he is calling himself "Brave.........." for stepping out wearing pink! What a 200 carat berk!
3.12.24 - He's got a new job for over Christmas
* But he's gleefully posting this; Who the hell will waste "All their wages" on something you can buy on any market stall for a fraction of the cost - and its not even a favoured Brand anyway???
4.12.24 - so according to the sagely words of skank dictated to that bog-roll Closer mag, "All men are baggage..............." Proof enough here then
What a berk!

Clan Grifter Gossip -
Not really sure who the thing is referring to (AFP or herself) but "Weird" is not the word we'd use for it
And still she can't see that she's a shit mother anyway, certainly NOT a "unique" one

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)-

# Ouch!! -
22.11.24 - comments from the Mail:-

...and this is very true...!
* and talking of smelly, skank is in no position to call out anybody else since she thinks her being a stinking old cesspit is something to be proud of. Pete was always remarking about her farting too, likewise Cole was not impressed either. She's one classy sort eh? https://youtu.be/urOzVLXty9Q
* So is Bongo a Jaffa then and which moron is going to supply the goods for the thing?? But this has been seen on X now so its Out There
1.12.24 - The FB page is on fire over this photo!!
Has she glued Captain the Chi to her head by mistake when she's been putting false nails on?

Even more so, theres some shocking endictments popping-up on the same page slating the thing in all directions (oh goody!)

* The panto lot that employed it are on full defensive mode though - as well they might be with the disaster they've got heading their way
* and more incoming!
3.12.24 - That FB page is on fire with stuff after the car-crash radio "interview" debaclé with skank and Kracktona as regards The Panto Fiasco!

* Heres a comment under some photos of skank and Kracktona togevva to which she'll be seething that so many people are saying how "grate" Kokey looks and only ONE complimenting MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
23.11.24 - funny but Bongo seems to be hanging on to grim death at being The One #3698 - we all thought he'd grow a pair and run away long ago but, bless him, he's still there pandering to the thing! This is likely more due to the FACT skank has been struggling to score a Noo Egg as a permanent replacement for him, its been a long time now and also adds in as part of the reason for the increased surgery and Ozempic jabbing, plus the going-on constantly about being on her period She was constantly doing that until she got Bongo to sign the fake relationship contract and its started all over again now because she is desperate to score a young guy & wants to seem like she is still fertile as well as looking young She is deranged frankly
* Uh oh! It's recruiting!! This lad's Mum had better move in there quick before he becomes Noo Egg #3699!!
No doubt she'll be offering to help his career in "exchange" for certain things...... oh and she already mentions "Package" so the poor bugger is already doomed
"Look Harv, Ize gotchew a noo daddy for Cwristmas! Do you love it, do you? He's the One, inneee!" (# 3699)
4.12.24 - Try to imagine what her next Noo Egg will be like, that is IF she ever manages to get one to go "official" - unlike the others who have fled at first threat of being exposed. Each noo The One seems to be intellectually and physically worse than the one before but she's really scraping the barrel out with the "Fully unprepossessed" Bongo. Beggers can't be choosers can they? The next The One will probably be a banjo player from Buttfuck Alabama - if she's lucky
* https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-kerry-katona-new-boyfriend/ Imagine double-dating with skank and Kracktona..... This BS contains many fine examples of BULLCRAP from the skank - like anybody ought to heed one word of it's sagely advice re dating!!
"Katie thinks Kerry has done the right thing and that Ryan was baggage – she knows how that feels, not being appreciated for everything you do for them,’ the source says. ‘Katie’s advice to Kerry is that "men are baggage – you can pick them up, put them down and upgrade them as you go through life." With the pair spending more time together, double dating isn’t the only thing on their minds, with the source adding that Katie is hoping for more joint collaborations with her pal.
‘Katie and Kerry have been sisters since the jungle and nothing’s changed, but now they can make money together, which includes their panto, OnlyFans, a book and recording a single together,’ the insider says. ‘Kerry will make millions now she’s single and has no one holding her back.’
* So then............ Bongo is The Upgrade is he??? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. AND breathe.........................!

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
24.11.24 - Looking at the pics of the 'celebrities' that were invited to the VIP evening at Winter Wonderland one wouldn't have a clue as to who half of them even are - but can you imagine just how pissed off skank was, her not getting an invite but Carl did!!! Literally no event wants her because she's such a filthy, foul-mouthed, revolting scumbag
24.11.24 - so the media run a story about how P has now decided she wants to be "A Singer" like her Dad - and just look at the angry, snarly posting from the thing over it - all because its NOT Awwwllll Abbahhhtt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Actually skanky, EVERYBODY wishes you were "No existence".
* That therapy going well then, swearing at someone on a live the other day, now this rant from it…
Remember this from A Source (aka Edna)?
"One of the things that Katie has learned in therapy is not to react as much to the paparazzi anymore...."
* This latest jealous attack on one of her own children is nothing new where we have seen rather than being proud about a story about her daughter she gets pissed-off & spiteful because it didn't mention nor revere her as much as she thinks she deserves! This tells you all you need to know about skank, same as when Junior was on LW when she was pissed because they didn't talk about MEEEEEE or praise MEEEEEE as is Her Right!
26.11.24 - recently its been posting loads of old photos of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - looking for compliments unbdoubtedly.
(It was expecting P at the time)
27.11.24 - oh dear, skank ain't gonna be very happy, especially if she is actually staying at Kezza's rental during panto because Krakatona posted tonight from her house that’s she’s on I’m A Celeb Unpacked & she’s on Live on ITV2 from her house. No sign of Skank there, and seriously how would Skank deal with no invite for her as a previous (but Bestist) contestant? Could it be that she has been banned by ITV?? Skank will be fuming that KK is on it, no way can her ego and narcissistic personality deal with this. Is she really staying with KK or another LIE, or perhaps she's sitting in another room while KK chats shit on ITV2?
28.11.24 - here it is reminiscing about what she thought Would Be - her as a singing megastar! This was one of her "relaunching showcases" on Loose Wimmin - bloody hilarious it is too! Katie Price #439 I love the smell of B.O. and sniffing snow. Now it’s off to bugger up the Xmas panto Ho Ho Ho! | Page 10 | Tattle Life We won't be getting any more of these relaunches on ITV though seeing as skank is most definately Personna Non Grata after all thouse LIES and unfounded accusations she hurled at them over Saaarrrfff Affrikka. https://youtu.be/Q_3zr-XOw5A
This one says it all about skank's "singing" though https://youtu.be/vh8NuXvXJBM
29.11.24 - dredged up from history, an ad it did once-upon-a-time for the National Lottery that was guaranteed to piss everyone off. But oh the bittersweet irony contained therein! WOO HOO! https://youtu.be/sqmrxLvGInY
1.12.24 - remember that event it did in Bullith Wells when someone asked the skank "Killed any more dogs lately?" Theres more.
It seems that at the end of the night after all the punters had gone, the official photographer was asking bar staff and security if they wanted a photo with her. Skank stood right next to the photographer who asked if anyone wanted a photo taken with her & this one person said "Nah, we're good thanks, but you can take a pic of just me and my missus if you like". Skank had a face like thunder then stormed off refusing to do any more. I suppose we should be more understanding in that she'd already been having a bad night after being asked That Question and this callous act finally took the biscuit!
3.12.24 - Oh dear. Her and Koketona are completely trollied in this rubbish! https://www.gaydio.co.uk/brighton/player/on-demand/brett-harris1/
* Skank says she is taking H to KK’s on Christmas Eve.
* Skank and Koketona sound like a pair of alzheimer patients rambling on about completely random things. Slurring their speech, shouting over each other, cant complete a sentence, not making any sense! Absolutely embarrassing!!
* They ain’t following the script in that panto so gonna ad-lib adding Their Input to the script - banter innit, public love that… Yeah they're working hard eh Anton Arsehat?
* They want to make a Simple Life documentary together, just like Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie did years ago, the slurring is getting worse
* skank says 'We smash it more than anyone, all the new beginners.' What does that even mean? Is it like Wiping the shit with them??
* Skank also sez she's 'booked for lots of prides,.............. she's been around lots of gays 'I don't care what anyone wants to do, who they want to become' Thats not how she treated Alex was it? 'I am open, people should be who they want to be'
* "I've got half mine ( kids) this year because.....the dads'. So Are J&B actually with Kieran for Xmas and she's not allowed them over night or is she just trying to cover the fact it was a court that took them away?
* 'My kids know what I'm like anyway, I don't have to be on stage'......nice deflection there, she was asked if the kids would think it was special.
* Just listen to it and try to work out what these two have been on! Jeez..........
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3300/3300691-cf283388d1fbfb46750a6087c414f34e.mp4
'I'm not racist because I have a black friend' level ... and ... reading between the lines of ❄, it seems Bongo is on annual leave Xmas Day not spending it with Skank ...

It's Behind You! Woo Hoo It's Panto Time!! -
25.11.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31914956/katie-price-risks-wrath-panto-bosses-snubs-event-kerry/ Does she even care??
Edna is lying - skanky was sat on her arse at LA Stoodyo having her barnet readjusted yet again
* An awesome comment here
26.11.24 - The Ugly Sisters have arrived to start rehearsals This pictures hows off skanky's bald spot & wonky ears beautifully though
* Its the first day of rehearsals and the production company and theatre are already having to flood social media with pictures of these asshats & trying to make out this shitfest is going to be a professionally staged family extravaganza despite the backlash they copped for employing the hokey cokey sisters to begin with. Plus they'll be desperately trying to flog the remaining tickets before they end up on one of those clearing house sites at a fiver a go.
* OK yes its the first day of rehersals but skank is excrutiatingly BAD. Can't you just tell she's not even glanced at her script before now? https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3290/3290006-7223faa200f991b1d304939b33639016.mp4
* And this one - she's more rigid than a slab of concrete https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3290/3290026-d32f621e144b302dbe532ee5344cb440.mp4
This short promo already shows her limitations, she hasn't improved from last year in any way whatsoever so this fiasco is going to be hilarious for US!
In the read-through everyone else had 3, 4 or 5 lines to say & was very animated. Skanky? Her completely wooden delivery of "I'm passing the phone to our new housemate Ella". What's the betting that was the most she could manage to remember!
27.11.24 - https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/27/katie-price-kerry-katona-us-thinking-mid-00s-panto-vape-break-22067336/

Kerry's fake Burberry horseblanket and skanky with all her fakery on display in her moonboots
* so whatever happenned to the rental for the duration of this fiasco then if its moving in with Kezza?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31958144/katie-price-moves-in-with-kerry-katona-after-split/
"A source exclusively told The Sun, “Katie has moved in with Kerry during their panto run."
28.11.24 - Who she trying to kid on her instagram by saying only 500 tickets left over all the panto shows? Just checked the website where you can book 31st Dec 6pm 235 seats & 2pm 141 seats, 30th Dec 2pm 135 seats & 6pm 201 seats - that is over 500 seats on just two days lol and Sunday 6pm showing as CANCELLED. Last time we checked they claimed it was "The best selling show they'd put on......" yet there were at least half the seats empty for each performance, so they've either sneaked the tickets on some cheap filler sites or given tickets away to fill the audiences; One night cancelled on Sunday 8th December already.
29.11.24 - Oh dear! It seems a cast/crew member at panto HQ has tipped off the media that skank has been vaping all over the place inside the theatre confines where it is strictly ILLEGAL to do so - just like she did last year. Inside gossip says that she's been reprimanded and told she must stop doing it, but like as hell skank gives a shiny shite so we'll see what happens there then or maybe it'll be another farce like last year? Either way, skank won't be happy that theres a mole operating in her proximity who is tipping off the media about her sheer uselessness and her antics at the theatre, in fact she'll be paranoid before opening night comes & puffing away like Thomas the Tank Engine in the broom cupboard
* And thankyou to The Sun for this
* Someone on the Mirror comments section says she is already not liked by many on the show, her work ethic is being called into question and she’s always on her phone. You can’t really trust 100% what is said on there, but it does appear skank is in trouble this time because yes we already knew she’s thoroughly unprofessional and is unable to learn her lines, she can’t sing, dance or coordinate with others on stage so its easy to believe she’s f*cking up BIGTIME in front of people who've been let down by the inept moron who signed skanky up for this. Skank looks unhappy in the pap shots too, no excitement on her Gram like last year when it was full of itself, nothing from KK either which leads us to believe it ain’t going well after two days of opening rehearsals!! Has she finally been found out, is she in a production that expect her to perform and know her lines, not just ad-lib and arse about? This is gonna be good (but not for her)!!
1.12.24 - heres an interesting comment -
* The idiots at panto are defending the thing to the hilt though - won't be long until they're made to eat their words, when she proves herself to be an utterly shite, talentless & lazy , drugged -up mess just like they were warned about. Serves 'em right!
However, their responses really don't show them in a very professional light at all which probably explains why they hired this waster in the first place
2.12.24 - The Fuggli Sistas in rehearsal. "You dealt it, I smelt it!"

Notice that already skank ain't in the slightest bit bovvered with using The Script so she'll be making it up as she goes along again, just like in last year's fiascos.
*She looks like fucking Dopey from the 7 dwarves here or perhaps Plug from the Beano! Those ears look bloody ridiculous!
She's even got the right hat on to do matchy-matchy with Bongo! Woo Hoo!!
* Kezza has just told the media that skanky is NOT staying with her during panto so thats another LIE out of the window then!
3.12.24 - a clip from last year's panto debaclé with the lumbering great lummox stumbling about like a rogue elephant in a tea shop, just clueless
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3299/3299135-1d4d5aeeada76a060d8c2f5fa8ff2ce0.mp4
* We haven’t had first night yet and it’s all unraveling fast, Skank vaping in the theatre, (despite their denial, she is doing it, we know she is because she vapes on the Lives constantly,) She’s addicted. Reports are also coming out questioning her work ethic, the production are putting out nonsense about her "working hard", yeah of course she is yet we keep seeing her on IG faffing about and on her phone. The Northwich panto FB page are arguing with the public, very unprofessional, they are being complete passive-aggressive twats. KK has crashed her car and is deffo on meds or you know what, as she is not coping with Ryan walking out on her. Skank isn’t living with KK as they planned, but is in Crewe, and Lego is pretending he has a job with a massive turnover. Honestly I’m laughing so much thinking about what’s going on, we’ve got a month of this, and no doubt more disasters will be incoming. This is shaping up to be a glorious month of laughter at Skank’s expense
* On full defence-mode here. The trouble is the info they are deflecting from is NOT from the tabloids, its from Court documents posted about her bankruptcies etc!
Anton Arsehat will have to work bloody hard to dispel the rumours that skank is a lazy, uncoordinated, wooden, talentless thicko who hasn't learnt her lines or dance routines because she's always vaping and fucking around on her phone.
* Someone else has commented about her being found to be an unfit mother, so she's just perfect for a family panto......
3.12.24 - the panto lot are really pushing this crap by trying to convince the general public that they need to be quick to get the few last remaining tickets for this fiasco. “If you want to see the show you need to book quick as there are less than 300 seats left available before Christmas and only approximately 2000 seats left in total across the entire run!”
Errr didn't they say there were only 500 tickets left the other day?
https://www.northwichguardian.co.uk/news/24771208.katie-price-kerry-katona-get-rehearsing-northwich-pantomime/?ref=rss
5.12.24 - They call this "acting"? Even for a panto its pretty grim.............
Note that this "acting" is just the usual "Pointy-Toe-Pouty-Face" rubbish though
* and here moddlin' the panto wig that completely swamps her - strange but it looks far better than the usual syrups she tries to pass-off as as her Own Barnet!

* Quote on it's FB today stating that she's early for rehearsals today (for the first time ever no doubt). Has Anton Asshat had to read this pair of aged degenerates the Riot Act over their pissing about? Bet the rest of the cast are over the moon working hard all week to now have to change and learn new lines and dance routines to accommodate the clod-hoppingly useless & tone-deaf skanky plus Kracktona's "excrutiating pain" - with only 4 days to first performance.
* and whose face has she hijacked there then eh? It certainly ain't hers is it?
* And it seems the thing is taking those poor bloody cats to the rehearsal studios too Hang on a minute! She's taken her cats to panto but left her 'twins' behind? Her mothering skills haven't improved much then
* Oh really................... As if their being in this crappy panto has enabled them to "Break the records?" How come then for Tuesday the 31st Dec 6pm theres still 226 seats available and 2pm one 121 seats left? Monday 30th 5.30pm one 176 seats and 1.30pm one 112 seats left!! Call that smashing sales figures????
* And a Noo Singul too! Woo hoo!
* More pathetic behaviours from this pair of morons BUT did anyone clock KK’s face when she said ‘The Pwiccey’ ? She actually rolled her eyes! Pissed-off with the thing already eh Kezza? However to realise someone is using the fucking Skank - well thats good cos skank has used and abused enough people throughout her life, to which she probably thiinks she’s using KK…but wow, KK is most definitely using her back in spadefulls!!!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3303/3303807-0e395d34e60116645b1dacdc059268ac.mp4

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives. Same shit different day -
22.11.24 - Continuing the Twat Tok nonsense with another basinfull of shite
* and it's gone again but back two hours later after her brief visitation with the kids. Two more hours of talking the same repetitive shite about MEEEEEE in the guise of flogging crap to the Braindeads
* Straight in with lots of moaning about the Sun printing their article about her calling someone a "C**" on the previous episide and goading the Braindeads into joining in to defend her. She ain't happy! (Details under "The Media Sticking it To her......, Linda Gate -as below)
* Bongo is sat vegetating on the sofa doing fuck all as usual. It's telling everyone they can check out his package,
* Skank told Junior he could take her car.. (insurance?????)
* It sent Bongo to clean the cat litter tray - why does she have to go on and on that she can smell the cat shit? She must be used to it by now surely or is the stench more powerful than her own B.O.? The back door is opened up as it stinks in there, cat goes straight outside along with the 40 degree heat.
* Gets her windows cleaned once a month.
* Oh and she's getting her Spocky Cheeky Ears corrected in new year after her hugely successful panto stint
* She's always getting picked on though - but she grandly announces she can't be bothered to call back at nasty comments saying about her calling Linda a slag after went in the papers. Maybe "Linda" will contact The Sun and earn a few quid out of her? LOL
* Now its telling Bongo he's lucky because he can watch her get changed - its now standing there onscreen & the thing is completely naked
* One of the cats does have good taste though - it pissed on that horrid pearly jumper thing she has worn earlier!
* Her name will always be Jordan..... now going on and on about the Good Olde Days. She insists the media changed her name back to Katie Price when she had kids (Actually NO. Her management at the time decided to change it to make her "Wholesome" instead of the old slattern she actually is. That worked then eh? LOL)
* Braindeads asking for Harvey to be on camera - she says he will when he's there
* Making JJ put cargo pants on. He was just dossing about but she got him to comply with her orders - Jeyda is laughing at him
* People saying she looks like Bongo's mum which she is mistakenly taking as a compliment saying his mum is beautiful. JJ looks like Brooklyn Beckham - is that any recommendation - really?
* Due on her period that's why she's very bossy with JJ apparently.
* Bongo is trying to rein her in a bit by telling her "Don't speak to people like that......just ignore them!", then the thing snaps at him that she'll "Bite back if she wants to................"
* Oh and this classic from it - " No point doing I'm a Celeb again as Ize already won it."
Nothing to do with the fact ITV won't have her I suppose Then after this she said she WANTS to do the show again
* It doesn't want anyone to buy the old Shitty Shack either- "It's like The Omen" it says
Does she actually mean "Amityville" and she is "The Horror"????
*Acting differently than earlier - looks like she's taken something. Says she's hallucinating after being on Tik Tok so long
* Oh and it has just gaily announced that YES she is on her period! Woo Hoo!
* Having a go at Jeyda now , Jeyda said "Are you kidding?", she snappily replied "I'm not kidding. I'm telling you!" Nice eh?
* https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3281/3281437-e6c7b5a1786c6be62712f77892a4cc2e.mp4 Clearly something has happened about her having a go at this Linda person
* Now she’s calling those ghastly pleated dresses she’s modelling "Rank and disgusting..............." What a salesperson!
And then theres her Inspector Gadget coat as well
* Even Junior has had enough of this rubbish - he tells her straight that her TT is taking up family time
* View attachment 3282379 q https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3281/3281511-40c4c0f8ee4fb70d2a18c6d4a53ff87b.mp4
* "No one can ever say I'm a lazy person…...."
* A classic from it here ”Isn’t it mad different colours can be different” ….yes she just said this
* Note that she doesn't want J's girlfriend moddlin' for her - that'll be because she's too young and attractive you see, but then all skank would do is wipe the shit with her anyway
24.11.24 - its speshul offa time - Lucky Dips apparently to get rid of all the leftover crap nobody wanted to pay full price for
OMFG!!!!!!
* However the threatened Twat Tok Sell-a-thon never appeared. As usual skank SAYS she is going to be doing lives, but self care takes over (or she’s had a ban from TT). You can tell she hates the selling part because actually she'd rather just pout, flick her hair and admire her filtered self, talk about herself, pretend she has all the kids there, pretend she is super mum, wants to mention Pete or JJ’s package, wants to kiss the cats to show she is responsible for looking after animals and wants to sniff all the merchandise but in reality she can’t remember anything about the products, even calling the dresses "Yuk",, lets the animals pee all over the clothes and slippers as she leaves them on the floor - in fact she can’t wait for the selling part to be over so she can get back to the Important Bit of Talking Abbahhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
25.11.24 - its back again folks!
*Already blowing smoke from vape on the live
* Worldwide tragedy!! She's only chipped a nail, so going to have to have another manicure, still needs to pack and then travelling up later
* Some idiot has rented the thing a house to stay in whilst it's in this panto fiasco - that'll end well...................
* She can drive now
* Wasn't on live over weekend, Jeyda's fault, as her kid was in hospital.
* Piles of clothes everywhere, ready to be shat and pee'd on by the animals.
* Harvey has sent her his Christmas list for Santa, she will put it up later. (Grifting maybe???)
* She doesn't get involved with what Junior does.
* She is having junk food tonight for her dinner (that healthy eating lasted)
* Bongo is going Up North with her Lucky boy! So are ALL the animals!! They are ALL going to be in her dressing room it says!!!
* Her name used to be Jordan.......................; yawn .......................... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
* Now its telling Bongo to say hello on camera and then make her a drink and now he's having to model her trench coat - he looks like Inspector Gadget
* She hasn't learnt her panto lines. (Come on! Do they really expect her to?)
* Coming back on the 6th, they need to take 3 suitcases up in JJ's merc. Plus all the animals.
* Linda is back! Woo Hoo! Apparently there are " Vile people on there" as they are telling her to pay her bills and taxes
* Said she used to live in Miami, then had to correct herself to Malibu - FICKAS!!!
* Says the dogs have still been peeing on her slippers...
* The Sun newspaper pisses her off. It insists P& J live with her everyday. The Sun are on Pete and Emily's side you see and tell lies about MEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
* She has named a bathbomb Princess Price Her new picture on the new bathbombs is about 4 years old though.
* She had a bath last night.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but so far she hasn't yet mentioned her period today!
* Telling DL to pack her pink suitcase for panto, the lazy bittch. Not been to see her horses today. Someone asked what's up with her lower stomach - her reply was naturally "On my period ......"
* She's not a trained therapist. (When asked about her lips)
* Her horses are on full livery (meaning she can't be arsed with them).
* Oooh just mentioned she is due on her period.
* Says its taking all the wax melts to her house and dressing room in Cheshire - she'll probably need them................
* Everyone always asking bout her body. People will see her in Cheshire though and she'll show them which wax melts she has on every day.(Woo hoo!)
* She's playing a "wicked sister" in Panto (she's the Ugly One tho) Says she always plays a wicked character but in life she's nice Yeah righty-ho!
* Mentioned she's due on again... yawn..........................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
* Her sets are a "baaar-gin ya knaaaaaa........."
* Watching I'm a celeb - she's the only one to do it twice but she has been around a loooong time (too effing long!)
* Her Birthday 22nd May dontcha naaaa
* She's getting her Tik Tok stuff packed up as she's still doing it daily even though she has rehearsals.
* Her Christmas is with us guys. Lucky us........................
* Kids will come up there when they can. Harvey will be there a week before Christmas
* Getting a new hair colour in January. Sounds like she is having a massive overhaul in the New Year...
Yes its "Noo Yeeer - Noo MEEEEEEEEE" yet again folks! We've heard that every year since time immemorial
*Getting a bit manic and she wants this Twat Tok to be over (asked Jeyda how long left) she really is bored now!
* Hair is a right mess considering it was done yesterday.
* Harvey "Brings her joy...."she announces (and coin!) so he'll be on Twat Tok & he's coming to Panto - getting some use out of him naturally!
* Tattoos round her backside are different
* "Feeling Generous today..........." - she's personally signing crappy items for the next 20 people
* Jeyda saying they don't look similar after a comment said that they do. Says they have different features
* She didn't do those xmas lights with Kezza because she took kids ice skating. (She took them ice skating on THURSDAY, not Saturday. LIAR)
* Her sphinx cat has big balls so it says. Cats are wrecking her Christmas tree
* She's got an interview to do now so she says. Off it goes, sweeping away like the spectre of death
28.11.24 - Nothing changes does it? Still they do say "a fool and their money are soon parted.............." & its pretty much case proven here Check out Trust Pilot re JYY London. Awful reviews and very low rating. Also had a look at their website and (no surprise) the info that’s legally required (company number, registered address, jurisdiction etc) is not showing on the website
29.11.24 - it seems skank has found another mug to run her Deplop campaign again to crib-in a few quid for her nasty-discarded-apparell-off-the-floor. It sez she’s started a new Deplop up as the last person who ran it ripped her off and ran off with all the money. Strange that............. strictly speaking the LAST person who actually ran her Deplop, was her very own SISTER Edna…. Are you accusing your sister Katie and is that why Edna has gone missing of late (and nothing to do with the noo baybee or maternity leave)?
29.11.24 - Jumping onto the Black Friday bandwagon hawking boxes of Barf Bums and assorted crap- Woo Hoo! And just how old is that photo its used?? Its several faces ago at the very least
This though
4.12.24 - look! Its even carted all the Barf Bum rubbish oop t' panto for here is all her junk strewn all over the dressing room


The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families -
3.12.24 - well for some bizrre reason Dim Lynne has NOT been struck-off the new year's social worker's register, that is despite her direct involvement in keeping J&B prisoner at the Shitty Shack and away from their Father. It seems her registration has been extended for another year!!!! So much for the SS and their investigations eh??

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
22.11.24 - She’s just had a consultation to get her arse re-inflated again in the new year… "New year, new MEEEEEE!" , same as every other New Year has been plus ça change.................... https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14114929/Bankrupt-Katie-Price-reveals-getting-surgery-books-brazilian-butt-lift-January-wants-bottom-big-lips.html
* https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14238786/katie-price-bbl-10k-facelift/ WTF is a "Bubble Butt" anyway?? A Bobble Bubble Butt for a Bobble Bubble Brained Idiot!?
* As to the Spocky Cheeky Ears that its also having "Sorted out" in the New Year, it's going to be interesting to see where the "Right place" for them actually is these days. It's like pin the tail on the fucking Donkey, or in Skanks case, Pin the ears on the weapons grade cunt but what better way to get yourself into the red tops than do something moronic like blowing your lips up to look like a baboon’s arse?
25.11.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/31893238/katie-price-surgery-transformation-now-face-lift-boob-job/
They've really stitched her up with the photos though
28.11.24 - Lookin' good eh?? The Dick Dastardly moustache is really coming on now
29.11.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/32009708/katie-price-fans-fear-gaunt-star/
1.12.24 - More old rubbish from these "worried fans.................." https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-fans-saying-same-34219753
3.12.24 - Back on the Elfy Eatin' kick then! Look at the Tiny Eye though - its getting worse!
4.12.24 - Nooooooooo.... She hasn't gone far enough as far as we are concerned..... You carry on luv!
Katie Price is accused of 'ruining her looks' as she gives unimpressed followers another glimpse at her £10,000 facelift | Daily Mail Online

Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
4.12.24 - This one again. Has DL made her move on the skank then?? Frankly I find this thing skanky very TRYING..................

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
1.12.24 - here's Boyson getting too-big-for-his-boots again saying he want to fight all her exs, but what a shame he didn’t speak up when KP crashed her motor off her head on drink instead of defending the thing by LYING?. If ex’s includes one night stands, affairs and paid hookups he’s gonna have to fight every weekend till he’s about 60!!! What a dickhead! Watch the moment Katie Price's ex Kris Boyson says he'll 'fight ALL of her exes' as they all turn up to same Xmas event | The Irish Sun No doubt skanky will be twarmytiyzed by so many Exes, plus J&P being at the same event to be reuinited with a clutch of their previous "Daddies" And theres her not even invited!
1.12.24 - Incoming tonight from AR and he ain't happy! Wonder what the thing has done this time then??
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3297/3297200-05b8d2f003e22bd4118d7ba29ae1f460.mp4 To be fair to the bloke, he's talked before about what skank has done and the fact she secretly filmed sex footage of Pete and all the other exes - and the kids saw it!! Imagine if that was something Gregg Wallace or Huw Edwards did? The public would go mental - yet with the skank? NOTHING!! The media have not even mentioned any of it
Here we go then https://youtu.be/OQCUuGh6szA
* Said from the first date they were together 24/7 - Sound familiar?!
* She doesn’t realise what she is doing… "Destroying lives................................."
* He was taken away from his support unit - not allowed anybody except her and clan Grifter presumably?
"I didn’t have anyone I was the loneliest person in the room"
* Had to ditch his management team under her orders, given the ultimatum, "I had to get rid of my management - ‘it’s just you and MEEEEEE babe.......’.
* He got skank the deal on sky tv.
* OK offered £400k for their wedding… she took that, Alex then got 40k, skank justified it saying ‘I’m worth more money than you!’. The wedding cost 200k which he had to pay half for. He says he spent 90k on her ring & she gave him a 2k ring.
* He said it got drunk on their honeymoon and was absolutely horrible to him
* He’s got evidence of her unfaithfulness & inability to keep her knees together
* That video is still out there he says.
* He said he didn’t want to dress up at her book launch but was "obliged" to do so.
* The Presenter doesn’t like the way media have treated Alex
* Alex says he has a lot of gun powder he’s been keeping dry, it’s a bit like the Johnny Depp case -he might have to release this ‘powder’ to protect his family. (This "powder" being ❄ possibly???)
* "She was my guide on how to use the media although I was used continually"
- How did she use you? - I became the fall guy continually, she got married to me to use for my big brother deals"
* It was skank who wanted the marriage - she wanted to get married! "The second I came out of Big Brother, as soon as Davina finished she said 'We should get married'.
* Says he had 2 million of deals on the table, which he gave up - where did all those deals go?
* He wanted the marriage to work, he tried everything and he was faithful. He felt like he was in an act watching skank roll her eyes at the vows.
* It got incredibly drunk all the way to Thailand and was rude and horrible and ignored Alex.
* He didn’t earn any money from this fiasco because he got screwed over by her. It didn’t go up his nose or on cars for him.
* He does admit she did have moments where she showed a flicker of humanity. (few and very far between undoubtedly)
* Presenter - this sounds like an abusive relationship.
- Alex - "yes, toward the end I started to see all this and I have evidence of unfaithfullness. He realised she was a lion, not a sheep. She didn’t like that and that’s how the relationship ended".
P - Did she leak sex tapes of you?
A- Yes....................... I went to High Court, she was found guilty but no jail. (She still has not paid him the Court ordered compo either, years later) If it was the other way around, like Stephen Bear what would happen? I’m not ashamed, I’m embarrassed. There is footage of me dressed up as a bird having sex with Katie. It’s been used by her to denigrate me.... I didn’t want to dress up at her book launch either. She made it out to be seedy and dirty".
-Presenter - we want to know about the sex tapes…and high heels…..
* He describes cross dressing as a child.
* Skank had seen the pictures of AR on Facebook dressed up as a woman, she got him to dress up straight away and she took pictures. She showed those pictures to people straight off. (That blows her lie out of the water that she didn’t know does it not?).
* Says he has felt suicidal at times;
* Dane Bowers threatened him with "gangsters" (Didn't realise DB was such a fighter and rather dumb too. After a party he went into the bedroom Alex and Skank were in, he'd already had 3 fights downstairs apparently and Alex had had enough, then he started threatening Alex with these "gangsters" so he ended up down the stairs Alex and Dane both got called in by CBB producers as it got into the papers (wonder who called them) to make sure they would behave in the CBB house and Dane (or friend of Dane) threatened these "gangsters" again This so called party was at skanky's place - hopefully the kids weren't there, but they probably were)
This was nothing really that we have not heard before but it underlines what a dirtbag skanky truly is.
3.12.24 - more garbage from Boyson here; He must be Baron Hard-up to be grovelling about for ebarrassing media coverage like he is doing.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-ex-kris-boyson-34231134

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
26.11.24 - Why is it posting this seedy tale anyway especially bearing in mind what it did to Alex in pursuit of Revenge, not to mention how its gets it's bits out at the drop of a hat for no reason whatsoever?



"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
29.11.24 - yes its already aggravating the bods in panto by refusing to follow the Rules re her vaping whenever she wants to. She did exactly the same last year, vaping constantly throughout the fiasco even when its a govt. ruling that NOBODY is to smoke/vape in public buildings or areas. But Rules don't apply to the skank do they?? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/32012864/katie-price-under-fire-from-panto-bosses/
"But the mum-of-five hasn't been able to stop her vaping habit during rehearsals. A source told us: "Katie has been caught vaping inside the venue on a number of occasions already. She has been told not to, but doesn't seem to be listening....".
Kerry also vapes so they keep popping for breaks when they can - but Katie can't resist a few cheeky puffs inside."
Its NOT "cheeky" either, its downright rude and against The Law. When will someone stop this thing eh??
* Now in the Mirror too https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-given-warning-panto-34214291
* The morons at the panto are defending the thing to the hilt - they are saying "It was someone else vaping......"
Like as hell matey!

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
22.11.24 - Interesting ..........
29.11.24 - Posted as proof that it has taken the cats at least to Northwich for this panto thing - strange then that this was taken BEFORE she left Aywerds Eef

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
25.11.24 - Oh dear! It looks like someone has burned skanky for money and she ain't a happy bunny about it
This master criminal being Mr. Dong the Dildo Man, aka Rhys.
Now she knows how it feels to get knocked for money owed eh? Hey Rhys, tell her to get to the back of the queue for her payment!! How does it feel then eh skanky?. That is the situation you so left many innocent people in, like when you told them to get to the back of the queue - so march on in yer Moonboots!
* Has she paid Alex Reid all his money yet, or is he at the back of the queue too? What about all her other creditors, has she paid them every penny she owes them....the blind school, vets, HMRC? Seem to be having a lot of rants at people in the last few days... Why is skank complaining about not being paid to advertise sex toys anyway? Skank doesn't need the money because she's earning millions - "Minted" she claims- it insists her empire is back on track and she is supposedly released from out of bankruptcy today. Yeah righty-ho!!

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy, Acid Chuckers & Linda Gate -
23.11.24 - lets see how Linda Gate progresses now the media have picked up on it. Heres what its all about
https://tattle.life/attachments/3281485/
*Ah yes! From The Gob of Skank itself, heres the list of reasons why "Nuffink iz evva my fawwwllt innit!"
https://tattle.life/attachments/img_4034-jpeg.3292741/

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
22.11.24 - This is "Heartwarming" apparently. More like "Nauseating............" Not to mention "Exploitative"
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shares-heartbreaking-message-34162841
25.11.24 - Harvey Price due in Court tomorrow?? Has skanky been using H's name when she got arrested driving again? Never underestimate the pwicey

* Its perfectly feasible if she has put H as the Registered Keeper of the Pink Monstrosity and other vehicles in her possession . Legally the registered keeper is responsible for ensuring that the vehicle is insured at all times, even if it is not being driven. The registered keeper can also be prosecuted if they allow someone to drive the vehicle without insurance. ( Incidentally, Crawley magistrates is where she always used to go to face her nemesis Amanda Kelly). Vehicles were registered under Harvey’s name even though he will never drive one furthermore its perfectly obvious that Harvey does not have sufficient mental capacity to enter into contracts and/or sign legal documents for car ownership - so who may have concocted all this in his name then??
This could explain why she's been deflecting so much lately, plus all the wonderful Harvey pics. Remember this from PD...
"Other names.." ie Harvey's name.
* What an absolute travesty if she has landed Harvey in trouble with the Law to suit her own needs!. With luck skanky's nemesis Amanda Kelly will be presiding, she who wanted to nail skank's plastic arse to the floor last time around but the previous judge scuppered that by stupidly agreeing to skank's plea deal of a doss-about at 'Otel Pwiowy for a week.
* Basically in essence "H" could have posted a guilty plea then just pay fine and costs then get it over with - skank won't care about points going on his licence as he will never have one anyway. Plenty of scope to do it again at least a couple of times though.
* Also does'nt it make you question what planet are these Useless Trustees/Investigators on when we can see she’s committing blatent fraud with the vehicles she was supposed to hand over to them but they seemingly don’t have the foggiest idea? Answers on a postcard please
* Now we wait................. ah it seems H has a doppleganger - or has he???
27.11.24 - more old rubbish from it glorifying itself. That is all very eloquent for a man with limited vision, autism, and the intelligence of a 7yr old. Nearer the truth is it was carefully crafted by Mummy of course, who as we know has full control of H's SMs

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"-
24.11.24 - Remind us then skanky - where are all your kids on this Sunday then??
Or the rest of Clan Grifter even???
25.11.24 - ah we were wondering about when we'd see the deployment of the Ice Cream Van photo & here it is in this nonsense - its her Go-To Deflection item.
28.11.24 - lets make this Awwwllll Abbaaahhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as well!

* Not like skank gives a shite about the children anyway is it? Taken from this article https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/32009708/katie-price-fans-fear-gaunt-star/


Only Grans and Suchlike -
3.12.24 - Its done a spehul edition on Onwnli Grans for Cwissmiss too! Latest…..Nothing says Christmas like a Tommy Tank over a Space Alien Android with no nipples and a plastic body on Only Fans…don’t miss out
* Not "concerned" and certainly NOT "fans,but hey-ho! Actually that photo shows off her Lazy Eye a treat.....
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14302183/katie-price-concerned-tight-face-onlyfans-instagram/

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
22.11.24 - and not only slagging off the girl in "Linda Gate" but also the person who grassed on her for vaping on the train. Yes it is slagging off the girl who supposedly sold her story to tabloids but not actually saying the entire issue was because she was caught illegally vaping on the train and got videoed doing it bang-to-rights...!
Katie Price caught vaping on train while 'bragging' it 'wasn't her first time' - Daily Star
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-astonishing-tirade-brands-34163557
The comments are on fire - she won't be happy about this either & some are suggesting she ought to be practicing her own 'Arvey's Law or Twakka-Twoll! The thing is, like with her driving illegally too, if someone does a story accusing her of something you need firm evidence to back it up otherwise Katie just denies it vehemently, only this time the woman on the train DID have the evidence. She’s quick enough to sell stories on exs, how they’ve ALL cheated on MEEEEEE, how big their ‘package’ is, autobiographies, blah bah blah etc. etc. but she sure hates it when the tables are turned because she knows she has been busted. * This rubbish "therapy" with her Alan clearly isn’t working either, despite supposedly having it for however many years now… she just can’t help herself as the Real Scumbag is never far away from the thin surface veneer.
25.11.24 - glamorous palette eh? She looks like a scruffy tramp!
29.11.24 - the Sun were on this like a shot - skanky reopening her Deplop shop to flog more even crap to the Braindeads
Double bankrupt Katie Price flogging worn and stained old shoes for £100 on Depop amid money struggles | The Irish Sun
* and this one noting The Double Bankrupt proferring it's Dessiner 'Andbag to be photographed with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-carries-32k-prada-34210934
3.12.24 - An article in the Sun as regards Kracktona pranging her car. Its a lesson in how to diss the skank really
"Kerry suffers from bipolar disorder and ADHD and she has been in rehab before for addiction and mental health problems......
Meanwhile, Katy Price has had numerous plastic surgeries this year."
6.12.24 - Heres the Sun having bought Back End's latest "Shopping Trip" rubbish BUT at least they can get a decent dig about it's "Painfully tight face" Gotta love the way they have a dig though..."double bankrupt former model".
Why use four words though when you can use a small one that begins with C?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/32142090/katie-price-shows-painfully-tight-10k-facelift-jj-slater/
* and this from The Sun hahaha!