Katie Price 66

* Ho Ho Ho! No its not skanky - Christmas is Coming woo hoo!!! -
* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Price.Dropped!
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl
* Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

Ho Ho Ho! No its not skanky - Christmas is Coming woo hoo!!! -
15.11.24 - https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14194372/katie-price-christmas-tree/ Bet its a grift as well................
17.11.24 - it has posted an old Christmas picture of itself from many faces ago
We must be due that one of it strutting around the 'Orsham bins soon though
18.11.24 - Thats H's Christmas presents sorted then................
* Wheeling H out for the occasion now
21.11.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-huge-gesture-jj-34147183
Hoping for an engagement proposal no doubt

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* It is said that the fire fighter who hauled it out of that crashed car in a Horsham country lane said she dropped her trousers and peed right in front of all the fire fighters! Proof of her disgusting habits n'est pas??
* Oooo'errr............................ has skank elbowed Bongo so she's Free to Luv like the newly-dumped Kracktona during panto???
Strangely enough she hasn't dug out the good old split/back together stories for clicks yet so must be coming soon surely seeing as there's been no engagement ring or wedding yet! You gotta credit Bongo for that at least as this "romance/Contract must be the longest she's been with a bloke without either of those things happening. Even he isn't stupid enough to do that!

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."

Spot the drag artiste
16.11.24 - Yeah wewll seksi innit - and so pleased with itself too with it's 1990's poses. Top of the Slops alright
Actually the Drag Queens looked far better than the skank ever did, troof be told.............
17.11.24 - NOT NOT NOT!!!
20.11.24 - Gawjus innit!! The weapons-grade filters are struggling to cover the full horror of it though
She resembles one of Del-Boy's legendary exploding blow-up dolls

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
Enjoy this excerpt of it's glorious "singing"........................... like a choir of angels innit https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3274/3274387-c2dfccdbf8627641bdb4516981df9f35.mp4
She was murdering "Hit me baby one more time" in case you did not recognise the song through her caterwauling, which, although we do not advocate violence, its a bit too tempting in her case

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
17.11.24 - Wonder what happened to her Bankruptcy ending in 8 days? Even counting it as working days it's well overdue - could she have been LYING again??
19.11.24 - apparently her caseboard was updated yesterday which may explain all the deflection going on currently
21.11.24 - another mention today in her Twat Tok extravaganza that her Bankruptcy will end in four days time, something she also said weeks ago! Her bringing it up on Twat Tok seems like she wants the press to report what she said in her live, that her bankruptcy will end in 4 days and then thinks she will get left alone on the matter.
However it was a while ago she said my bankruptcy ends in 8 days, now it’s supposedly in 4 days - it doesn’t make sense for it to keep changing dates.
Hopefully it means that they are fed up with her not supplying everything requested and drastic action is to take place, which of course she won’t want reported on, plus they are hardly likely to still be going ahead with a public examination if it has ‘ended’ are they? It was stated that if a further hearing was needed it would be held on February 11 2025 & this is still scheduled apparently.
* Skank just talks balls. She would like it just Go Away of course....but the 1st Skankruptcy was updated 2 days ago, so who knows what's going on? You can be sure skank is LYING though

Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance-
Skanks turning bong boy into sink boy MK11,,
Given up his job.
Given up his mates.
Moved in within a couple of weeks and by skank's side 24/7.
Chauffeur and bag carrier.
Locked in attic while she's off meeting a new egg or goes out egg hunting.
Hair done.
Teeth done.
Botox done.
And skanks probably got the sad act laundering money for Backgrid and her P.A money through his account.
20.11.24 - Bongo has posted boring photos of him walking up a palm-fringed pathway which obviously is NOT Essicks nor 'Aywerds 'Eef, so it might appear he has been ordered to visit his Real Mummy now rather than over Christmas as he said he was doing. It appears that skanky requires his services so he's not been given permission to go to the US without MEEEEEEEEEE, therefore he's going to be stuck with the thing and Katona whilst they get trollied before/during/after their crappy Panto! Lucky ol' Bongo!! This also explains why skanky has been out with her "Bestist Evva Sowell Mayte" doing some desperate Egg Hunting!!!!
* On the other hand, the chances are this is an old photo (the hair is different to recent pictures of this sad little turnip), wherein he's been told to dredge up something to try to produce a bit of intrigue and glean a few quid out of it........................... Poor Bongo is flailing about trying to run a bit of deflection because it was mentioned he was supposed to be spending Christmas with his Real Mummy but skanks forbidden him to go, and now instead he is being kept as chauffeur and chief of security while she does panto.

Clan Grifter Gossip -
AFP - more Last Christmases than Wham!

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
16.11.24 - Its still proferring this nonsense about The Twinnz - yeah her dollies! Even though they are more plastic than she is, skank is still favouring the Boy One over the Girl One (its an old photo too)
Nutter!!!!
21.11.24 - off we go with the perennial Engagement and Wedding nonsense. The comments are brilliant though - everyone hates her it seems
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14109077/Katie-Price-46-speaks-claims-planning-magical-NINTH-marriage-proposal-prepares-Christmas-boyfriend-JJ-Slater-31.html
* I doubt his Contract stated he'd have to marry it so tough titty skanky
The reporting really is ludicrous in this garbage First off, they called the thing "a fashion model!!" FFS!
Yesterday......"an insider opened up about the 46-year-old's plans for the Christmas.
Katie wants it to be really special and magical - to make a really big deal of it. She absolutely loves Christmas. It’s a really special time for her, especially with the kids," the source revealed to Ok
It’s about new horizons, and she really wants to do something big to show how happy she is with where she’s at in her life."
The source concluded with, "A proposal to JJ would be perfect for that, so she is really considering it."
Today....."close source has repudiated ongoing gossips and revealed, "No, Katie's not planning on proposing."
Make your mind up Edna

# Ouch!! -

12.11.24 - Comments on her Twat Tok are really narking the thing, stuff like "Where did you get you hair transplants done?" -
or "Is that your son?" (meaning Bongo)
Plus there are other comments about cheating. Darth was getting concerned about a poster called Prittstick who seems to know everything about her life and they were seen commenting last year too.
13.11.24 - Comments as regards her "Singing" at the drag club fiasco

* More furrows than a ploughed field
* Someone said "Can her next procedure please be at Dignitas?" ffs
*Lots of comments saying she will be dead from one of these procedures one day & they genuinely don't understand how she hasn't carked-it yet. ".........when you get these women that go off for 1 thing and end up dead.............................."
Nosfertu Price is indestructible it seems
21.11.24 - posted a picture of itself sashaying around rthe catshit in her terrace on FB reels - but the comments are EPIC!


Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
Pending now MAFS is over................................... "Let the Games begin!"

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!"-
12.11.24 - I think it has been established very well over the years that indeed Jordan/Skanky cannot bear to not be the centre of attention at whatever cost to her dignity. https://youtu.be/GbbHQA5pHAk
One of the last lines spoken (apart from the repetative "Come on bring it on!") was "IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR JORDAN TO COME CLEAN." Yeah, whatever! AND - Season 2, Episode 6 it states the fact that she's cured of her 'Fear' of deep water through one session of hypnosis!
13.11.24 - It posts this as if to show what a grate hostess she is with a gigantic pan of something gross she's allegedly creating for everyone's dinner tonight - in Troof though we've already seen on it's Twat Tok earlier that in fact P & Ed ended up making a meal for the lazy, drug-addled wreckage because they couldn't be arsed to do it for themselves. This foter can also reliably be dated back to Hallow'een when it had that colour nails so it wasn't new anyway!! LIES then
13.11.24 - as per the Twat Tok, skanky has grandly announced a "collaboration" with some major league HUUUUUGE company. Wonder what deluded idiots these are in thinking that employing the skank is going to bring them anything but aggro and embarrassment? Lets wait and see if anything actually comes of this grand announcement or if like all the rest its simply
ANOTHER LOAD OF LIES. Is this her Noo Top Brand possibly?
Is skank the face of the new V.I.Poo? Introducing their noo Christmas scent.... "Yule Log"
15.11.24 - Can you imagine just how desperate skank must be to even think of using this hideous photo to advertise MEEEEEEE!??
17.11.24 - it's just posted a snippet of another tedious video containing the inspirational info that her favourite smell is B.O. - come on, who is surprised by that revelation seeing as she stinks of it?? Obviously it's making excuses for the way she smells herself then …
19.11.24 - Remember how its been trying desperately to get invited back on IACGMOH dropping massive hints, but to no avail? The new series has just begun with a resumé of past contestants and guess what? NO SIGN OF THE SKANK to be seen!! ITV kept their word about never using it ever again after all those allegations it threw at them about Saaarrrfff Affrikka, last night they showed some past celebs when they were in the jungle, Pete was shown but not Skanky (who has been the only celebrity to enter twice). I bet she was seething but just shows she is not welcome on ITV
20.11.24 - The vanity of the thing holds no bounds, this being what is said as regards her joining the fad of Vaping.


"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
15.11.24 - New - "The Rise and Fall of Katie Price," C5 10pm tonight. It says new and mentions her arrest so must include the airport when plod was waiting, probably just another puff piece with the same idiotic people making excuses for the shitbag again https://www.channel5.com/show/shameless-the-rise-fall-of-katie-price

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
11.11.24 - on-the-grift again!
12.11.24 - undoubtedly on-the-grift to this lot to try to save her face again. Too late luv!!!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3265/3265772-67eead7409c95fe14c1a2a48c98d178c.mp4
BTW, this is her old mate Ellie the Butcher operating under a Noo Name after all the trouble she got into a few months back for dodgy "surgeries/amendments" and the death of a victim.
12.11.24 - Here it is doing a Live
*She’s talking to Lego as if he’s a child, treats him like H or the little ones. https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3266/3266103-57062c60beb090841a048ae8f122c300.mp4
She talks to Bongo as if he’s H, and worse if you didn’t know it was him you’d would think it was H replying because he sounds just like him! Honestly has poor lickle Bongo got some sort of learning difficulty because he sure as hell he sounds like he has a very low IQ - or is he just stoned all the time to enable him to get through the grim experience of "Bein' Wiv MEEEEEEEEEEE!!" What an odd little manchild he is.
* It says Princess arriving in a minute
* The cats are running around her feet, Darth doesn't seem to like the cats
* She's got Bongo modelling later on though
* Says it's cooking for everyone tonight! (Another 25 portion Cottage Pie then or a Woast?)
* She’s hyper again - the Demure & Mindful phase is over
* Going-on about MAFS and IAC. We already know why she likes watching MAFS (recruiting the next The One) - as to IAC its highly unlikely they'lI risk taking it on again because she's a liability
* She’s desperate for JJ to wear the clothes so everyone can see his "package"!! She mentions his "package" several times
* She's wiping her snotty nose on her sleeve again
* Boasting about making loads of money She just shouted she’s making it rain with the money…
* One of the cats is called Jerry
* Both these cretins are flying high tonight. This, following her performance last week proves that she’s really back on the ❄ and Big Style, her sniffing away & wiping her snotty nose on her sleeves -.she’s getting increasingly hyper as the Live progresses. Theres a veritable blizzard tonight folks 🌨❄❄
* Went to Lakeside for food today & spending money in H&M
* Makes a point of announcing Ed and P have arrived. She’s there a lot these days dontcha knaaaaw..........;;
* Someone posts a comment about Bongo cheating on her with someone called Emma which seems to rattle her cage I doubt its in his Contract that he can cheat on MEEEEEE because it only works vice versa
* Grandly announces that she's not wearing underwear
* Says that she's putting her wonderful KP Ekwestryan crap on Twat Tok "soon"...................... How many times has she announced that now?
* Goes off for a vape - whatever it is the thing is struggling to even repeat what Darth is telling her to say
* The panto script has arrived - do those morons really think she'll bother learning any of it??? Rehearsals start on the 25th it says
* Are they referring to her face when they say that "it creases easily......................."
* As to her Crapcast with Edna, it says she's switched it to her youchoob channel. Or is the Troof more like the producers DUMPED her so she had to find an alternative platform for her bullshit festival with Edna??
* Apparently "The Twinnz are asleep in the other room.................................." Of course they are!!!
* She keeps getting a right scowl on when she sees negative comments. Doesn't she realise scowling = wrinkles???
* Oh what joys JJ has agreed to sit next to her on the sofa to show barf bums with her!!
* Shes so hot................. its so hot in her house yet Bongo is sitting there in a hoodie with the hood up!! Wonder if he knows that her weapons-grade filter has just given him a lovely set of eyelashes?? The heating is set at 41°c???!!!!
* Filters on overdrive! Poor Bongo though. He keeps lifting his arms up and putting them ANYWHERE but around her & it seems he doesn't want to touch her at all. Plus he's reading the comments and looks mortified by them
* Hagrid (one of her older cats) just disappeared one night..................... (Maybe she ran him over too whilst off her trolley?)
* Says she's tired after talking for two hours! (Constructing LIES & Bullshit as you go is very tiring of course)
* Contrary to her earlier announcement, she’s not cooking tonight after all. If she doesn’t cook then they just get takeaways, so why is she calling Princess or Junior to cook dinner for her?
* The look on both their faces to the comment "Did you have your hair transplanted"
* It says she’s going to have loads of Christmas trees up this year
* Captain the dog has just pissed on a dress she'd flung on the floor.................... Darth will be pleased! But its OK because it was "The dress I don't like". even though she said earlier she "Loved them all....................".
* She's doing a massive campaign for a big company this week - so she says...................... LIES no doubt!! Who are these potential imbeciles anyway? So a big campaign with a new brand? #Poogate clearly means nothing then, her drink/drug driving means nothing, a well known petition regarding the abuse and deaths of her pets means nothing, her foul mouth and behaviour means nothing, the fact a large majority of the public just want her to disappear means nothing - NOTHING cuts through. Hopefully this brand get spammed to hell for using her - honestly what does she have to do for it to stop??
* P is now out in the kitchen making their dinner for them because skanky cannot be arsed and is incapable anyway by now
* And off it goes..................
This travesty was summed up rather succinctly by one of our Members who sat through it all -
"Skank and Lego were both f*cked on that Live yesterday, the pair of them were out of it, Skank was hyper, could hardly concentrate, was manic and then had a bit of a comedown, shouting a lot, Darth had to keep correcting her, why does Darth put her on these things when Skank is so messed up He just looked stoned or was on Ket, reckon he loves the drugs, probably needs them to keep up the pretence with her and sit with her in her stinking house, (she even said it stank of cat shit in that room ) grinning away like the spaced-out idiot he is. Testing must have stopped, I don’t think that was her meds last night, she’s on the ❄ again, she hasn’t been like that on a Live for a while. Oooh la la just in time for the panto, she is so gonna get on it at the panto, her and Kraktona together, who is slurring terribly on every video on her Gram, oh it will be
She is so bored of Lego, talks to him as she talks to H, wish I recorded the end, she got quite aggressive with him about dinner, both were too f*cked to prepare anything, she didn’t want a takeaway, he can’t cook, she shouted at him that he couldn’t cook in a very dismissive tone, the guy really is a child, madam needs someone who will do everything for her, it angered her he’s so useless, driving her seems to be the only thing he can do, she belittled and infantilised him constantly yesterday, he just sat there taking it, with that druggy grin of his. In the end it looked like P and her bf cooked for them, what a picture - two adults so f*cked they couldn’t make their own dinner so a 17yo had to do it, so pathetic; She’s 46 #Iconic
Oh well, good to see she continues to slide further into the gutter, she’s a complete mess, what a fake-couple they are, long may they stay together. Have to say it was comedy gold at times they were that messed up, I was laughing my head off at them both, though I was very worried about who was looking after the twins in the other room, Dim Lynne I guess, SS really need to look into that, very concerning situation developing there. Two fakes in every possible way - Twats…"
15.11.24 - Grifted a window cleaner now - note she pulled her "Bestist Pouty Face" for his "payment advert"
Also note the turd on the decking between them. There must be an inspection due on the rental considering she's grifted a carpet clean and a window cleaner in the past week.......................................
* More JYY Sack-o' Shite Fashuns. A cheap and nasty item being moddled by an even cheaper and nastier specimen. Luv the coat buttons strategically placed on this hideous rag
15.11.24 - on the Sun's article about the grifted window cleaner and christmas tree they've shown the video which captured her treading in cat shit!!
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14194372/katie-price-christmas-tree/
17.11.24 - Yes its threatened a Twat Tok when it drags it's plastic arse out of bed
* As of 3pm it still has not appeared on Twat Tok - it must have been a mega-mission last night then eh??
18.11.24 - OMFG!!!!!! Look at this hideous garment (worn by a hideous gargolye too)
Oh and that fire is the one she ripped out of the Shitty Shack when she left, the remnants of the ghastly" Media Wall" thing she grifted. Clearly she has'nt been able to grift some idiot to install it properly because its sitting there propped-up against the wall - an accident waiting to happen with the cats around
19.11.24 - promoting FAKE jewellery now
20.11.24 - Supposed to be on Twat Tok flogging crap at 8am.......................... we shall see........................... Nope but here it is at 10.30 instead
Looking good eh? lol
* Hair being done Friday whats new there then?
* Been doing photoshoots
* Goes up to Cheshire Saturday for Panto allegedly
*Junior & Princess are supposedly "still in bed..;"
* Just admitted she has'nt bothered to learn the script for her shitty Panto
* She "Doesn't judge anyone........":
*JJ still in bed. Do I believe that?
* She posted last night that she had done IAC 20 years ago and now this morning it's 21 years ago.
* Jett & Bunny at school she just said. Making out she has done the school run
* People keep asking about the twins... "Yes I have 2 twins, they are in the other room!! "
* Begging for spray tans while in Cheshire, she"Will pay, not asking for freebies "
* Lynne has just arrived lurking in the background. Lynne feeding dogs, obvs Katie hasn't fed them yet. (But skank says she normally feeds them)
* She doesn't know sizes, colours or prices of any of this junk - not sure why she actually bothers
* Told DL she can do the cleaning today even tho she'll be on Twat Tok all day!
* Someone has already offered a spray tan asked if they could fit her in Sun/Mon.
*Jeyda went with her to Bluewater the other day. Awww did JJ have another day off.? They've not been seen together much in the last few days.
*Long pink nails now, done yesterday
*Now encouraging people to buy everything from TikTok (not just from the JYY range!) Good marketing there Katie...lol!
*Rogue wonky nips - one 2" higher than the other!
* Some pervert has asked to buy the jumper she's wearing! (Must like the stench of B.O. like she does)
* Just sniffing her slippers to check the dogs hadn't wee'd on them
*Pod is now coming back January, as she has panto....
*Interrupting Jeyda to tell everyone who Harvey's dad is
*The cats have clothes on. The cats are being bathed today, she does it once a week.
*She won't leave her fucking hair alone
* Says The Shitty Shack wasn't "dirty", it just got wrecked by "A builder........................."
* House is so hot, Jeyda needs to take her jumper off and put a t-shirt on and DL is walking around in a vest top!
* JJ has finally surfaced and she's shouting "MORNING oi oi!!" over and over at him.
* Someone just asked her if she is pissed." No it's just her ADHD energy..."more like she is pissed tho
* She keeps shoving the camera in JJ's face & he's actually daring to tell her to stop it. She wants him to try on clothes. Says she loves annoying him. And trying to take the piss out of his voice. (And the muppet puts up with it?)
* Said to him, if you come in dressed like that with no shirt, expect to be shown on camera!!! She's constantly on at him. He said he's going off to work, she said she was working and had been on TT for hours....errr think you've been on about an hour so far.
* Cats are having a good old fight
* She's not a tax dodger, always pays her tax........ and be kind............ its not her fault she had a breakdown blah blah blah
* She doesn't complain about the press, but the last few years they have been horrible. Telling people to leave her live as she doesn't need their energy. (Nuffink is Her Fault you see!)
* she just said "I nearly sat on the fucking cat just then"
* The whole kitchen/lounge looks like a tip with all the stuff everywhere
*It's all her own hair, getting weaves in on Friday
* The heating is on that high for the cats. She told Jeyda to open a window. Lynne about to start mopping. Naked in front of Lynne again. (Lynne must be The Cleaner as well now)
* Ordering people about,"pass this, pass that", while lady muck just sits there.
* For all those wondering, she said she’s only ever been to Dubai 21 years ago. (They won't have her back obviously or she'd be there!)
* She's just lit the candle holder and calling the cats over, what could possibly go wrong?.
*JJ's "at work" at his desk in the house. This house is like a bloody Tardis, I tell ya...!!!!
* Her constantly sniffing the wax melts
* Trying to say if she puts the gingerbread one on, the kids will come in and ask if she is baking! Probably not seeing as there are no kids there.
Her?? Baking?
* Leaving the candle holder on the arm of the sofa, where cats can easily touch it, surprised her hair doesn't go up in flames how she is waving it about!
* JJ is back OI OI, no shirt on. JJ repeating everything KP says.
*Ruby the cleaner has arrived.
*KP is so hot, so asking someone to open back door. Cats are constantly fighting.
* She’s vaping off camera
* Going to watch Wicked on Saturday, then ice skating and will be on TikTok. Then going to Cheshire Sunday. She's got a rental for the panto season
* She's just called everything "Cheap stuff!" Won't they be pleased????
* Harvey moving to his new place in March (nearer her)
* She isn't a beg you know...........
*Junior & Jasmine have turned up. Getting them to come and say hello
* She has just mentioned Peter THREE TIMES in rapid succession!!
* Look at the mess............... The place is a tip!
* After an hour's break its back. Just letting the cat eat her crumpet with marmite, then rubbed her messy hands through her hair.
* Needs a cup of tea now. Here for 2 hours.
* She going to "Personally sign for the gift box sex..............." , she means sets.
* SHE is washing her sofa covers (does it once a week apparently)
* Putting on music, dunno why when she's supposed to be talking. It's now "singing/screeching"
* IVF talk - she was bloated from the injections and that's why she was bigger - now she's tiny again. She is so thin because of IVF (not the Ozempik), it failed, she had to inject herself so much it bloated her. (Ehhhhh??????? Does IVF cause women to gain huge amounts of weight or could skank be LYING AGAIN???) Says it was IVF with her Ex -........... not conceiving.............. things happen for a reason... Yeah she couldn't stop the sniff.....
* Broken feet, blah blah blah, you can google her... blah blah blah................. "Liyfe fretning injurries" dontch knaaaaw
* Going to JJ's nans for tea. So she won't be on here all night thank god.
* Love how she constantly emphasises 'PERSONALLY' signed - yeah like WOWZERS!!!
* Still maintaining she only had a half hour break earlier - she went to bed apparently.
* Jerry the cat was named after Tom & Jerry. Even though Jerry was a mouse They are "Finx" cats apparently
* Cats are going in the litter tray to do a shit, then she has to sit there and smell it.
* She's getting in a tizz with people for mentioning about her spock eyebrows, teeth, too skinny, alopecia....
* Twice she has knocked over the box with the bath bombs in, Jeyda having to pick up after her.
* "Ize de only one to ever haff doun the IAC twice" The younger generation don't know about her past! ( You can bet they've seen her shit photos though haha!)
* Constantly kissing the cats. She loves them and they love her she says. Clips their nails every week
* "Ize not a tax dodger!!" it pronounces! Not a tax dodger eh? Yeah sure skanky, the HMRC always give people who pay their taxes a bill for £750,000 don't they? I expect like bankruptcies she thinks everyone has one!
*Banging on about ADHD now .... yawn..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Flicking her nails or hair is because of her ADHD.
* On about selling her pink wedding dress again (oh the one she worships and cries into as she misses Pete so much) Princess doesn't want it. She will never sell it though. Saying it's a gorgeous dress.
* Harvey staying over xmas up where she's doing panto (thats another rental trashed then), xmas day with Kerry and her kids with Harvey. Hard to have the other kids there up North doing Panto.
* Screeching "Oi oi" at Bongo! He's having spaggy hoops fir his tea!!
* Struggling with the sun and the camera angles. Just fucking move your lazy arse skank, its very simple reallly
* They're going to JJ's nans for tea. So she won't be on here all night thank god.
* In 4 days her bankruptcy will be over .................... Really? Someone said times must be hard she said bankrupcy over in 4 days but she loves what she's doing - Tik Tok is the way forward
* Says she's got loads of "singing" events booked for next year.......................
* Oh and everyone lust monitor her sm's because she has an amaaaazin' announcement to make. yawn......zzzzz............
* Told a viewer to "Jog on" when they said she ought to pay her due taxes & revenues. She told them she DOES pay and they should thing before they make such comments! Fucking cheek of the thing!!!
* and this old chestnut AGAIN - "A lot people on here have no idea about Jordan"
* and this one too - Has to mention Pete again
* and some more BS - Bringing more perfume out................Bringing her empire back **yawn**
* Always sees her therapist every 2 weeks. She has mental health....really? Ya don't say!!!
* Her ghostwritten Angel books are "SOOOOOOOO good they ought to be made into films.................."
* Says she's got money again!!
* She wishes she could have gone to Liam Payne's funeral, she didn't know it was today. (Would they have let it in though??) Then it says she couldn’t go to Liam's funeral because it’s just too sad. But before that she said she wishes she went.
* Wants more delightful tattoos now
* Twollz are giving her grief but she LOVES how the fanz leap to her defence - she's basically encouraging mob mentality when people who say nasty things about her all her Braindeads jump on them, instead of just ignoring the comments.
* It ends with her moddlin' those awful fluffy slipper things it shuffles about in - she's going to autugraph ten pairs for some lucky buyers
* Some one in the comments asked how was modelling for Diesel?And she asked how did you know about that? So maybe that's the big brand she was on about - are they fucking MAD ir what??? Commercial suicide taking her on surely???
* and off it goes finally
* But its back woo hoo!
*etting rattled with a commenter who said she speaks to JJ like a child
* She asked who wants a price drop
* Going skating later it says
* Looking good eh?
* One of the cats had a wee on Bongo's shirt!!
* Period talk with JJ now; Thats nice for him!
* If you don't like her top lip go to another Tik Tok live - getting narky now - "Pick on Kate day yes she's had her teeth done yes her eyebrows look like spock....." Surprised anyone watches this they way she speaks to people!!
* "What 'flavours' are the wax melts? Skank sez they are "Pee-on eee"
* Comments are coming thick & fast now - One comment...Can I put your signed pic on my dart board
Another one...smelly old slag & Someone said her bath bombs smells like dirty washing.
* Moaning about someone videoing her on a train breaking the law by vaping! "Some little fucker videoed (me) on the train and sold it to the Sun!!!" S she was just getting off the trainby then . Clap clap clap
* Reckons she is the servant to everyone. - She has help cleaning as she has a full house of kids!! LIES!!!!
* Linda called her a smelly slag so she says "Shall we all go for Linda?"
Skank sez: "Linda is vile Linda you're an ugly slag go fuck yourself Linda you slag....." then "Thank you guys for sticking up for me I love it"
* she can't remember the last time she had a drink, she's always working ; So what was this then last week eh skanky?
Rat-arsed at the Glamma Awards!
* Dim Lynne is wrapping Christmas presents for her. probably as she is seeing J&B for the last time before Christmas today, so they will need their presents.
* another break and its come back yet again
*Stuffing her face, ice skating in Brighton. the kids went ice skating the other day....
*Blaming ADHD for shouting again Pushing the ADHD again on the last 2 lives - she wouldn't be getting ready to use that as an excuse why she hasn't learnt her lines, can't remember the songs or dance moves during the panto would she??
* Trying to show off her "actin skilz................." with accents. Trouble is they all sound the same and are crap anyway
* Talking about Hagrid again, now reckons someone may have stolen him, or he just disappeared, but she went looking for him..... LIES! There was not a single mention of her Missing Cat on her SMs whuch there certainly would have been had she even realised or given a shit about him
* Screeching at the dogs to come to her now;
* Banging on again about the Browkern Trotterz dintcha knaaaw!
* She would love to go to Dubai... What is stopping her? The fact she can't get a Visa from them maybe???...
* Telling everyone now how Junior looks like MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE; He replies "I don't know if we can tell anymore................"
What rubbish - he's the image of his Father!! Furthermore how can any of her kids look like her when she doesn't even look like herself any more?
* Strange how she calls Junior "A man" yet calls her older son H "A boy........................"
* She wants to grow out Harvey's hair or get it all braided now - does he not get a choice??
*Someone said she looks like Peter Andre,
* Her brain is very healthy she sez - so much for all her Mentawl 'Elf Isshoos then!!! Some people rudely ay she's ruined herself but her brain is healthy, she's well now and that's more important to her than what she looks like
* She doesn't know anyone now from her school days.... wonder why!! Shagging their boyfriends and giving BJs under the des kmay have something to do with that
* And this one again...............Yawn. "Most people on here don't know who Jordan is......." "Young people don't realise what she achieved as Jordan "
* Sneezed into her hands and she rubbed it all over her face.
* Just eating crispy bacon now, not eating the bread as keeping healthy Eh?
* She is definitely not a rude person she says. Who then was she calling a fucker and an ugly slag earlier....
* Oh and she DOES pay her Taxes dontcha knaaawww!!
* Trying to get Junior and his GF to cook her dinner for her! Then telling DL to get some warm clothes out for the kids to go skating; Lazy cow!
* It said H was in a bad mood last time she bothered him for her Braindead's amusement



Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
11.11.24 - a nice close-up of her Haemerrhoid lips
13.11.24 - As if skanky give a flying frig what anybody thinks, nor any advice! https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/kim-woodburn-claims-katie-price-34091749
Kim is wasting her time " Kim continued: "She looks horrific. I'm sorry. I don't want to hurt her, but somebody's got to tell her. You know, you'd pay her to haunt a house, wouldn't you? Why has she done this to herself? ........ Katie can't see that gorgeous face is gone, and the body." Dunno about "gorgeous" though Kim
* Another media outlet picking-up the thing having Botox jabs after her so-called "face-lift" https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-looks-unrecognisable-gets-34093540 She has also persuaded Bongo to have some too - what a muppet!!! - and theres him saying his wrinkles (that he didn't have in the first place) were gone then skank corrected him and said it takes about a week to work!
* Maybe Bongo is her next Special Needs Case to use when H tells her to piss off finally?
* "Katie Price gets her wrinkles removed despite new facelift – and she drags JJ along too"
15.11.24 - https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-prices-pal-jessica-alves-34120377 What a recommendation!
19.11.24 - and some more old crap about fwends worrying about the thing's 'elf and skanky denying she's been jabbing the Ozempic to become a skeleton (aka skellington) https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/katie-price-surgery-danger/
What a load of absolute bollocks.... 'Going to the gym' indeed...!

* If you read that stupid Closer article about "friends concerned" crap you may note that there is usually a microscopic grain of truth in things she says or her spokesperson does.
"But while Katie defends her weight as still being a stone heavier than she was in her twenties, it doesn’t account for her implants and extensions. Pals are worried that she has lost all her muscle tone, and she just doesn’t see it.’
So that's what the ozempic is for!! The intellectually challenged Katie Price truly believes that if she gets her weight down to her 20s heyday, her looks, fame and fortune will magically return. Heck maybe even Pete will want her back
She is literally destroying herself vainly chasing youth that can never return! Almost feel sorry for her.....nah
21.11.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31821475/katie-price-body-transformation/ Like anyone believes that rubbish!!
* Katie Price strips to her bra in her kitchen to show off 17th boob job after weight loss | The Sun Skeletor shows off its Boob Jobs

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
19.11.24 - Ok so just how long is it since it was giving-up vapes because doing it was an insult to AFP and her lung problems? Here we are months later with a vape stuck firmly in it's claws, but then It's still doing the rest of its vices - ❄ - for which vaping is a minor one by comparison
* Caught red-handed as well. Smoking and vaping is banned on trains - not that it matters to the skank of course https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31800827/katie-price-vaping-train-passengers/amp/
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/carefree-katie-price-seen-brazenly-34141655

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
12.11.24 - Katie Price snuggles up to pet 'babies' as fans fume over new family additions - Daily Star
The Star are going for the jugular on the thing! Don't think the names are right as I thought Dobby and Hagrid have already been rehomed - these are five NEW CATS!!
"Katie Price was snuggling up to her new family additions after facing more backlash. The 46-year-old reality star and former glamour model recently splashed out £2k on two more rare sphynx cats. She is now the proud owner of five of the hairless cats, including Dobby, Hagrid and Daisy"
* Yep. Re-homed and free from Cruella de Skank's evil clutches but they've not even got the animal's names right.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/16963833/katie-price-gives-away-another-pet-cat-hagrid/
14.11.24 - Poor cats. They look so thin...............
* It was rather amusing last night on the brief moment of the Live she did when she remarked that one of the cats had done a poo in the litter tray which stank the place out! She announced that she would have to clean it up straightaway.
Does she think we were born yesterday? She's read on here that we know the whole house stinks of animal wee and poo (hence the need for the brand-new carpets to be professionally cleaned) so she's made a pretty feeble attempt to lie (judging by her usual standards of lying).
* Heres The Sun picking up Hagrid's mysterious "Disappearance..................." After today's Twat Tok it simply said that Hagrid "Disappeared.................." but I think we can guess what that means sadly Did she run him over like she did Blade? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31696220/katie-price-admits-losing-cat-hagrid-serial-animal-killer/
* A quote from that article. Its like she's trying to absolve herself of any responsibility because she knows exactly what happened to Hagrid, but if she did'nt actually know her sm's would have been drenched with pleas to the locality to search for "My Cat". As it was - NOT A SINGLE THING, zilch, nada................. She knows precisely what happened to poor Hagrid plus, was it not said ages ago she gave him to the person who owns the stables where her horses were? So even more LIES then

* Indeed the only reason skanks mentioned Hagrid "Going off to die...." is because people mentioned it, ie "Where/what happened to hagrid?". A few months ago skank tried passing a new sphynx cat off as the old one but people noticed it was a different colour so made up the story she had to have the other one PTS because of an illness - if nobody had said anything skank would have carried on and kept it quiet. These mysterious disappearances are out of skanks neglect and nothing else and the only people that are supplying her with animals are the dodgy people she knows who breed these animals for profit and dont give a shit about the life they'll have as long as they get coin. She obviously plans to join The Dodgy Breeders to grift a few quid from the poor little creatures she's already gotten hold of
* and another one now. Good to see the media picking this up finally. The tabloids are pushing her disgraceful neglect of her 'pets' & good for them but she'll just brush it off as usual, and her 'fan' will still say she's bootiful and a wunderful muvva..
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-says-shes-lost-34105935
15.11.24 - More still about the poor cats https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14082023/Katie-Price-slammed-fans-unhygienic-spot-hairless-cat-eating-sink-cooks-family-meal.html BTW - don't worry about hygeine issues for skank because a cockroach can survive anything; Worry for those poor animals that live in squalor
19.11.24 - another jab at it over the cats. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-risks-fury-posts-34139840
Shame the RSPCA etc do fuck-all about it

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
11.11.24 here come the stories about her re-igniting another feud - yet again!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reignites-bitter-emily-34080812
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-reignites-feud-emily-34081236
19.11.24 - this is sure to set it off Slamming & Swiping with avengence - sagely advice from an Enemy! No doubt it'll be crowing about how she's "Not bankrupt at all............." & she chose to leave the Shitty Shack herself, so it was not reposessed and therefore its all just LIES from the media again
Jodie Marsh's stern three-word warning to Katie Price as she addresses age-old feud - Mirror Online

22.11.24 - and as to Linda Gate, skank has really started something she will live to regret


Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
11.11.24 - Just a reminder that her starring role in panto is coming soon
It's more of a Farce than a Panto though

Thats more like it!

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
13.11.24 - On last night's Live rubbish one of the Braindeads asked if she'd let Harvey go on I'm a Celebrity Undoubtedly she would if it would make her money but really how do they think he would manage when he has to have at least one Carer at all times because he is incapable of doing anything for himself??? What a well-thought out idea from a Braindead
* H's view of "Mummy". What the bloody hell would a psychologist make of that then?? Even though he's a gigantic great thing see how he pictures himself as wholly insignificant compared to Mummy, Is that how he sees her - just lips and eyebrows?
And is that how he sees himself, so small in comparison ? Any art critics or psychologists in the house?

15.11.24 - Out comes H again to Praise Mummy
Nicely coached by skanky of course but look at her locking lips with HER OWN BLOODY SON!!!! This looks more like it's JJ's bestest handwriting- he got a gold star for copying mummy's message out nicely
* Also note that it's FB page consists of just H videos - nothing but H videos on a loop. Likewise her loudly-boasted-about Snapchat rubbish is all H videos too. Her fabberlus Yoochoob channel is full of H as well, that is even though it promised/threatened an insight into her life & MEEEEEEE after leaving the MM - it was supposed to be a look behind the scenes of all the "exciting projects" she has lined up. (Clearly this means she doesn't have ANY "excitin' pwojecks" lined up then) What happened to this tour of the rental showing us all the kids rooms, days out with The Whole Family, a view of her scintillating lifestyle with Bongo, fun days out with The Twinnz showing Bongo taking charge with the little ones because he’s a natural Dad????? Sadly the deranged Braindeads aren’t seeing any of this, but they do get an overdose of H and they really do love seeing him exploited by Mummy - she's giving them plenty of that….....
* One of these days though H will inevitably lose his rag with Mummy, her contantly on at him to perform for the Braindeads & picking at his head to get him to dance or smooch with her as seen only too often as of late. But he has corrected skank when she's been baby-fying him recently, reminding her that he is actually A Man now not a child plus H seems to be becoming far more independent of her and is frequently refusing to dance to her tune on occasions when he's decided to not answer her calls because he has better things to do than entertain her Braindeads for her. He also looks increasingly bored by her endless attempts to goad him into acting up for them. She will poke Harvey-Bear once too often and then she'll know the true consequences because sadly he is a dangerously obese, foul mouthed, fully grown man with huge behavioural problems. And it's all her fault. He deserved better
* Likewise, why did this Amaaaaazin' single Muvva of five never bother to learn Makaton to communicate with him properly rather than just shout at him or treat him like he's one of her plastic Twinnz??? H has been taught to use Makaton which he's been seen to use in some of her videos where he uses it very well to make himself understood by those who bovverred to learn it, yet skank hasn't got a fucking clue. She basically mocks him by saying "Oh look, he's using his words, sooooooo cute" to which she has absolutely no idea what any of it actually means. Again, that's another way she could've given herself a platform, by learning, promoting & using Makaton. But no, she's too fucking lazy to waste her Meeeeee Time learnng that.
18.11.24 - posted more inappropriate images of her slobbering over H. And as for the grovelling sychophant commenting............

22.11.24 - BARF! It posts this sick message supposedly from H. Wholly inappropriate but it proves that H knows no different with Mummy, but worryingly, does he behave like this with other females???
* Its also mentioned on its Twat Tok her telling a viewer that she would be doing loads more stuff online with Harvey once he comes back to live near her. No limits at all once he leaves Star College and open to be USED at every opportunity

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"-
No doubt Grattan lived to regret giving the thing this "award". Rose West would have been a better choice...............
It posted this itself remind everyone that despite what the Media & Twollz say, she really is The Most Amaaaaazin' Evva Muvva of Five.

Fwends Woo Hoo! -
11.11.24 - It seems that Katona's bloke loathed the skank too. He thought her a bad influence presumably?
https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/kerry-katona-ryan-mahoney-split-katie-price/
16.11.24 - so despite Kracktona denying it, Ryan has fled for the hills to avoid the prospect of Christmas with the skank.
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-lets-slip-plans-34117885 The two junkies will certainly be on a mission when they get together in Panto - its gonna be carnage!
* https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-lets-slip-plans-34117885
* Now wasn't Bongo going to America to spend Christmas with his mummy? Theres nothing like being under contract and a short leash but now suddenly he's off to stay at Kerry cokehead's wiv der skank instead! No wonder Ryan did a runner at the prospect of skank and her drippy doormat turning up, bet he kicked off about the cunty tribe freeloading and skank and Kerry cokehead being on the razz together 24/7 - so bye bye Ryan! Absolutely NOTHING comes between two serious sniffers and their needs so cue plenty of bestie mate stories incoming from both sides.
18.11.24 - She's reeled these two back in again then. If you recall she ruined their wedding reception by turning up rat-arsed in a wedding dress screeching and swearing then insisting on "singing" at the guests. She then wet herself and got carried out of the venue screaming obscenities. Why the hell have they fallen for it all again eh? And yet what's this? 8 glasses on the table and 8 people sat at it, so skank saw this group then jumped in to get her picture taken and wasn't actually sat with them. BILLY NO MATES

* No good will come of their stupidity & just WHO is she trying to kid anyway - certainly not herself? Its just more deluded bollox from the skank because there is no journey back for her, there is no comeback nor is there any Empire left to rebuild, furthermore people say her face looks like lumpy tarmac in real life & basically The World can see her face and body are totally fucked. Add into that skank only knows how to pose and pout in a very dated 90s fashion and she has no idea whatsoever how to dress (never has done) & actually she always looks like something dredged out of Eurotrash, but she hasn't a clue about anything whatsover. Plus she looks like someone’s Nan next to anyone under thirty. These sycophants can’t help you skank because 99% of the public laugh at you and your pathetic antics, there is no wiping the shit with twenty year old models - it’s over. She is nothing but a tragic MESS these days, but she still doesn’t see it
* Not only these two fools though - she had another of her Fwends in tow on this occasion and Bongo was nowhere in sight. Was this an Egg Hunting expedition perhaps?? However this all comes with a BIG "allegedly" over it yet take a look back over the years then note how many times when skank needs bailing out of something financially, needs a quick cash fix or a good lawyer there's always a "Bestie mates for years...... girls stick together......." post with Tania and skank. There are a few other people skank always brings up in such situations so perhaps skank has collected enough shit on people over the years to potentially end marriages and ruin businesses & wreck lives? There is more to it than a mere coincidence surely?
* Lets think a moment about this..... The last time skank needed a few quid and legal rep for her Bankruptcy skank was suddenly on a boating day out with bestie mate Tania on the South Coast, then lo and behold! From not having legal representation because she couldn't afford it suddenly Bertie the Barrister turned up out of nowhere for the last hearing. Draw your own conclusions..............
* Has she pissed-off Maxi-Me by grovelling around the Garys leaving her wondering if she'll be dumped by the skank now?
Why else would Lou post such a horrendous photo of them both when they had just had their lovely surgeries done?
or was she pisssed of by this posting from the thing showing off her "Bestist, bestist evva sowell mayt evva...................", Tania aka the "Bank" in skanky's pocket??? Urghh just imagine being regarded as this thing's "Soul Mate" though and with that thought in mind where exactly does that leave ol' Bongo & DL then?
21.11.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-friends-fear-could-34149254 Who cares???
* an oldie but this is the BS ad verbatim from the Gob of Skank being dished out by Kracktona
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/kerry-katona-peter-andre-katie-22724440

Only Grans and Suchlike -
11.11.24 - Yes Only Grans are back, woo hoo! Who or what is this alien creature anyway?


The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock -
12.11.24 - a spot of grovelling after the thing this time though but one really has to laugh at the journalistic "talent" of the writers of this utter bollocks! Maybe they ought to try their hand at Fiction seeing as everything they simper about over the skank is entirely fictional.
* Strange then that they didn't mention her flashing her beef flaps at the 'Glamour' awards the other night.... 'Slipping out of a silk gown' doesn't quite compare somehow to "Flashing her fanny at the camera" (and it's robe was probably JYY's bestist 100% nylon anyway)
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/14172480/katie-price-risks-slipping-out-of-silk-plunging-gown/

"Natural beauty????" How many decades ago was that even true eh???
15.11.24 - Talking about the Rancid Rental - https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14082023/Katie-Price-slammed-fans-unhygienic-spot-hairless-cat-eating-sink-cooks-family-meal.html
18.11.24 - now who sez The Media don't loiter around here to pick up stories? We discussed this again yesterday et voilà! Here it is! Dec had a lucky escape from it although Skanky vehemently denied trying to recruit Dec on Theroux's recent crapcast
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14092995/Katie-Price-seduce-Dec-Im-Celebrity-jungle-Ant-McPartlin.html
* Another free advert for the JYY Sack 'o Shite Fashun range Skank looks hilarious though
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-displays-tiny-waist-34129828
* "Showing off her Dad" now. He ain't her "Dad" -for which he is undoubtedly eternally grateful - but they obviously have'nt twigged that the grating voice in the background is AFP's, not skanky!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-shows-rarely-seen-34129758
21.11.24 - https://metro.co.uk/2024/11/21/katie-price-actually-incredibly-punk-uk-just-doesnt-realise-22029161/
This crap is what columnists (they're not real journalists) come out with when they swallow her lies hook, line and sinker and fail to do any proper research or apply any critical thinking. She's not interesting enough for any decent writer to waste time on, so this regurgitated rubbish is all there'll ever be.
* Like she gives a flying one about all these Youngsters - she's too busy "Wiping the shit with them!!"
The amount of times I've snorted out loud reading this bollock-fest of an article. Someone hasn't done their research tsk tsk
"Minelle puts it well: ‘Despite rising to fame in a pre-social media world, a queen of self-promotion, she’s embraced the opportunities the platforms offer, from Instagram and TikTok, to X-rated site OnlyFans – which despite her recent cash-flow issues is reported to have previously earned her well-over £1m a month.’
So what's with the £1m a month all about then???? Do HMRC know??
22.11.24 -https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31860097/watch-furious-katie-price-tiktok-troll/ Oh dear! lol
* The fall-out from her slagging off Linda on yesterday's Twat Tok is growing rapidly - yet again the gob drops her in the shite -
Katie Price's astonishing tirade as she brands fan ‘ugly s***’ and fumes ‘go f*** yourself’ - Mirror Online
The comments ain't "kind" either LOL