Katie Price 64

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Price.Dropped!
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl
* Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
"Deys not willys - dey is cocks naaaah! Woo hoo!"

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
29.10.24 - there something not quite right with this driving licence business too. Why is Bongo still driving it everywhere if it does have it's licence back - or maybe she's LIED about it again???

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
The Twiglet legs
Hallow'een Seksi with the carthorse boots!
and the video too
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3235/3235486-7ee260eeda413668d4401fc88e2d4ff3.mp4
⬅ Who dug Tutankhamun up again??
* Fashun Icon! Is she hiding her ankle tag????

Not sure which has more wrinkles - skanky or the cat! Look at her weird gob though

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
23.10.24 - her boasting about earning a fortune on OF on LT's crapcast has done her no favours




24.10.24 - https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13990993/Katie-Price-toned-abs-brands-bragging-millions-bankruptcy.html The comments though, ie this one particularly

Skank does'nt give a shit about anyody else except MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - that much is obvious.
24.10.24 - https://youtu.be/QmPNi-7zC4U
26.10.24 - another of the horses she is clinging onto then. Saying she is “Schooling Bunny’s pony today”….two things, pretending B is with her so the Braindeads believe she is still has her youngest children, and also highlights she is mad she cannot exploit that little girl anymore. But she really wants to, she’s pushing to see how far she can take this. Skank really is unravelling fast but something is up with her with all this Great Mother image she’s trying to portray- why now?
* Furthermore, how come Bunny still HAS a pony!!! The BH people should have taken it. Mind you, it's probably Katie's fantasy world again - her riding a borrowed pony.

The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
29.10.24 - Taken off the market! Is it possible that a potential buyer of the MM forked out for a thorough land survey and was subsequently advised not to buy it? If the whole site is a massive biohazard perhaps it's unsellable as government environmental agencies would need to be informed if the survey results are as bad as we imagine. What she did to that beautiful property is a disgrace. She is as toxic as the effluent all over the grounds.
* Now with another agent instead https://www.henryadams.co.uk/property/worthing-road-dial-post-rh13/7299
* No surprise they can't sell the dump though - you can see where someone ripped all the Barbies off that wall

and the trashed Media Centre

The peeling wallpaper and broken windows.
The decrepit, rusting shipping containers dumped next to the foetid pool
Not to mention the swathe of sewerage that has polluted the grounds and probably the water table too.
* Little wonder they cannot get £1.35 million for it!!

30.10.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31394109/katie-price-cuts-price-second-time-mucky-mansion/
"A spokesperson for Katie previously insisted: "The sale of the house isn't Kate's responsibility, she has no involvement in the sale, so therefore nothing to do with her."
*But the shortfall in debt is still HER responsibility, however at last its an aknowledgment that skank DID have the place taken from her - REPOSSESSED !!!!

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
27.10.24 - Here comes Cole at last dishing the dirt about Browkern Trotterz - something we have waited a long time for!!
https://archive.ph/mPNGv

Pity she was'nt on 'oliday at Beachy Head really
* Maybe he should have mentioned her grabbing Zoe by the throat before she ran out like a dementor?.
*Wonder if clan Pricey are having an emergency WhatsApp meeting over the front page headlines at the Sun - not about her plastic dollies or bald cats either?
* PD already outed the idiot messaging the thing - Jack Grealish. Will he ever live it down???
* Also there was a married German businessman. Cole only found out about because the German's wife found out and started messaging him. Skank was using a family member's social media account (she had been using P's account to try to get Boyson back previously), and here she is again using someone else's account messaging victims and to send OF pictures to Potential Eggs. But when skank got found out by Cole she insisted she was messaging her "Therapist" (lucky old Alan lol), to which Cole apparently said "Do you send and get naked for all your therapists?" (She probably does)
* The idiotic 23 year old footballer was still around plus she was still messaging Cole & harrassing him this year while on her romantic, cheapskate skiing holiday with bong boy.
* The video https://youtu.be/smDVxe0Lhck
* So from this article we get this Shagline - There was JG which led to Browken Trotterz, then along came Tom Pearce the 23yr footballer, followed by Jamie the polo-playing posh twat who fled screaming when skanky wanted to announce their "Gweat Womance to the Wurrrld" Then followed the German bloke who also did not wish to claim her. Fortunately for skanky she finally lined-up, snared & emasculated poor, desperate little Bongo.
* Also theres a mention of bailiffs turning up at Cole's place looking for the skank apparently over the small matter of £600k due to the taxman, this being the reason why the thing was dragging J&B between rentals, the Shitty Shack and Cole's place for a number of weeks!
* Cole is not an innocent in this mess by any stretch of the imagination and we cannot pretend otherwise, but good on him for speaking out at last & hopefully those Useless Trustees listen to the interview at the part (about 4:40 in) where he describes how nothing phases KFP and she would just sleep like a baby even when the bailiffs arrived with a bill for £600,00.00 plus for an unpaid tax bill! She simply does not give a shit about any of it!! Court appearances didn’t bother her either like when he said she would just fly off to Turkey and extend her stay if a warrant was put out for her arrest. He openly said she just doesn’t care and tbh this attitude has worked in her favour up to now as there’s not been much change to her lifestyle with her numerous holidays, the designer bags, her awful clothing and still living in a nice house despite being a Triple-Bankrupt-in-the-Making!!!.
* Heres a snippet from Skank's Version of Browkern Trotterz:-
"She explained that the protective railing now in place at the top of the drop wasn't there in the summer and she thought she would be simply hopping over a small wall. Katie said: "It was dark when it happened - I thought it was the same drop on the other side as the side I was on. I had no idea it was so high - there was no lighting or signs there. They have now put a fence there....... If that fence and signs had been there I would never have been able to fall." Such lies - she was off her head - no amount of signs or railings would have stopped that druggy boozehound when it got a bee-in-it's-bonnet!
28.10.24 and some more! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31341021/katie-price-shout-mens-names-bed-carl-woods/

* and more still! He's really getting into the swing of this Slamming & Swiping lark - he learned from The Expert of course!
Katie Price’s ex Carl Woods claims she dumped him because he 'got too old' in savage dig - Mirror Online
Cole says he "Got too old for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" but just take a look at the complete and utter turnip she's got in tow now that she was shagging whilst trying to keep Cole in leg-irons eh? Nice move there skanky
* The Sun's motives seem to be veering all over the place, one minute laying into the thing and the next grovelling about after it like this
"This weekend Carl lifted the lid on his and Katie’s tumultuous relationship with allegations of her infidelity.
But Jo says Carl’s "kiss and tell" will achieve nothing other than damage Katie further.
She says: “I don’t really condone him kissing and telling, selling his story everywhere, that seems mean.
"He could have put a patchwork together of instances in her past and created this story, some of it probably is true, there is some that may not be true.
“But all he is doing by revealing this is damaging her further.
"Her trust is going to be lessened by his behaviour, so I am not sure how much of it we can truly believe.
"But the fact is further damage is being inflicted on her by him telling these stories.
"This is not going to make her more settled moving forward.”
And she casts doubt over his claims that Katie would taunt him by using other men’s names during their intimate moments.
She explains: “I am not convinced by this - it seems an unlikely thing for Katie - or anyone - to do, unless she was angry or frustrated in some way.
"Maybe it was her response to him saying something nasty or unpleasant to her?
"Frankly, this feels like his imagination running away with him or possibly made-up revenge for her cheating.
"From all I know about Katie, this feels very out of character. Why would she do it unless to hurt him for hurting her?
"Otherwise it doesn’t make any sense.”
She says: “I don’t really condone him kissing and telling, selling his story everywhere, that seems mean".
* Clearly its okay for skank to slag off all her past blokes in books, magazines, newspapers, on the telly and in podcasts. That's okay, is it...?!! How come it's perfectly acceptable for HER to kiss and tell over and over again though and when someone does it to her its The Wurrst Cwime Evva? BAD, BAD, NAUGHTY COLE!
* another batch from Cole
* Aha! Heres the answer as to WHY this bint has leapt in to defend the skank - Jo Hemmings is a psychologist who has "Worked with Katie Price" previously . So this is an attempt by the Clan to discredit Cole & probably paid for by them too. https://www.johemmings.co.uk/

Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
22.10.24 - taken from skanky's latest Youchoob rubbish. Heres Bongo with a big spliff or is it his epi-pen?

27.10.24 - If Bongo is still hanging about with it after today's revelations from Cole via the Sun, well he's even more gormless than we gave him credit for!
28.10.24 - Strangely there are no photos of Bongo cuddling skanky's Noo Twinnz. Perhaps Bongo has rebelled finally and refused to take part in this pathetic charade? * Awwww bless Bongo! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-toyboy-jjs-touching-33981028
He's being shredded in the comments though

Clan Grifter Gossip -
24.10.24 - So people doubted skanky when she announced on LT's crapcast that AFP was Margaret Thatcher's PA?? Well heres the PROOF you bunch of disbelievers!! Skank NEVVA LIES!! Plus this - in fact AFP did a temp assignment for the Conservative party conference typing-up speeches (presumably in Brighton), so she was typing up speech notes and not directly assisting Thatcher or handling anything other than political claptrap! As usual its a case of something pretty ordinary and mundane puffed up by the skank to make it appear a lot more interesting than it actually was
* ETA: “A representative for Katie explained”…. Says all we need to know - here comes Edna!!!
* So ol' AFP did work for the cons party at a conference in Brighton - next story from skank will be the Conference Bombing outrage in Brighton was an assassination attempt by that pesky South African Mexican organised Essex crime syndicate to snuff out the head of the Clan Grifter
27.10.24 - and here comes Edna again in defence of the skanky one re Cole's article in today's Sun (gotta protect her income source now she's on maternity leave from her alleged "Proper Job"). Incidentally, nowhere in Edna's missive is there any sign of DENIAL, likewise there was never any denial over the Poo Photos, so make of that what you will
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-sister-shreds-carl-33978870
* Quotes here from the person who has been grifting on her sister's coat tails for years. How ironic Maybe its time Edna shut it, bind her beak finally or perhaps go and get custody of her sister's "newborn twins", save them from harm? (cough) However if Edna has twins will AFP demand she hands at least one over to her belovéd sister to raise as MINE seeing as skanky's need for a behbeh by far over-rides Edna???
* Incidentally, skank just can’t stop lying since there is absolutely NO WAY she fell on her feet from that height because her injuries would have been dreadful, not just a couple of broken bones in her trotters! . Its bloody hilarious seeing that dear old behemoth Edna raging away though, you can be sure The Clan won’t be enjoying their roasts so much today

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
23.10.24 - so it posts this hoping to stir up a media storm. Whats the betting its bought a couple of "newborn baby" dolls?
Sad cow!! Skank is trying to set the papers up so she can say ”See! The press is lyin' abaahhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again!”, thus it is clutching onto her past for dear life by any means she can think of & trying to get in the papers - it will do anything to remain relevant. Its so obvious really - the redtops reporting this "news" once they see the “twins” post -
“Katie Price welcomes twins (by adoption/surrogate/unknown). We’ll report more on this breaking news story once we’ve received a reply from Katie’s rep (Edna)” blah blah blah & then the rancid, lying husk will accuse them of making up stories, which to be fair, this time they did/will
* Here we go then. "Baffled?" (43) Katie Price #433 Oh poor me KP vented, cos even her boyfriend has to be rented | Page 34 | Tattle Life
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-confuses-fans-poses-33957403 She'll be most upset at these pêople "Spreading LIES abahht MEEEEEEEE!" then. She hates the press dontcha knaaawww..............
* In any case, these newborn dolls she bought will probably end up getting removed from her too haha
24.10.24 - "AGHAST!!" Its just more LIES you muppets!!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-fans-react-aghast-33958601
25.10.24 - more rubbish here https://metro.co.uk/2024/10/24/katie-price-shops-baby-clothes-introducing-mysterious-twins-followers-21861971/
*You cannot find a better example of staged foters! If anything the old bag is buying baby wear for Edna's sprog, not her "Twins".
27.10.24 -heres the loon carrying on the ridiculous pretence
* So its probably a ploy for advertising this C4 IVF garbage and/or proof that she is completely bonkers for Court!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12f...olls-expensive-cassie-webber-kim-komando.html
* More of this garbage. https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/katie-price-seen-cuddling-newborn-33978876
* Could it be that C4 supplied skanky's dollies to publicise her bullshit documentary?? Skank only wants a baby to sell for coin, we are going to get ‘Poor Katie..............’ hurled at us now onwards, her clutching the dollies, sad face on display, "Oh she couldn’t conceive............ so tragic etc", but hang on a second C4 - you can’t mention that her 2 youngest children were taken from her only recently can you? Neither will you mention she was cheating on Cole throughout this fiasco will you?? TBH this farce is an insult to everyone going through IVF and to think C4 can imagine this shit is acceptable to broadcast when it‘s one big lie of a programme from start to finish! Hopefully it implodes in C4's idiotic faces as much as the skank's deformed, plastic mush.
28.10.24 - ol' Loony Choons is certainly wringing every last dime out of her Fake Baybees And "Multi-tasking WHAT exactly? Cuddling a dolly is easy enough because they don't scream, they don't require feeding and they don't have smelly bums either, plus when you are fed-up with them you can chuck 'em back in a box; And she's only having her wig reorganised FFS

* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-katie-price-posts-new-33984925
* Why dont the red top journos call her bluff and use the headline....
FANS CONCERNED AS KATIE PRICE POSES WITH DOLLS ON HER INSTAGRAM
1 she will not get any money from backgrid as they can just lift the pics off her insta
2 the red tops will have one over on her as shes desperately trying to get them to write about her having 'twins '
3 it makes it look like they are concerned for her and makes her look like a lunatic
4 she cant bite back at them because they are actually dollies & not fucking babies !!
* All in all, what a pathetic waste of wrinkled skin skanky is
All day, every day, trying to keep yourself in the media. And for what? Even in play acting with her 'Baby girl', it involves some thick cunt pampering he & farting about with her wig. Rinse, repeat. Volume turned up to 11, this thing is a caricature of a human being, empty, soulless and without feelings for anyone but itself. The arrogance of the thing knows no bounds where it still believes that it is "somebody", still young, beautiful, sexy and desired by all men when the reality is all so different since it actually is an ugly, insidious, plastic faced bitch that has had her children removed, an addict that drink drives and opens her legs at any opportunity who doesn't pay her way but expects the world owes her a living.
* and yet more old crap about skanky and her dollies, furthermore this rubbish reveals absolutely bugger-all!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31357152/mystery-behind-katie-prices-new-babies-revealed/
* PLUS - She's fooling no one with her nonsense. IF they were real babies she wouldn't be hiding their faces and she'd have already sold their lives away to a glossy bog-roll like OKrap within seconds.
29.10.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31357152/mystery-behind-katie-prices-new-babies-revealed/
* The Mail comments are as anticipated - basically saying they are dolls and that she's fucking nuts! Doesn't seem like this latest stunt is fooling anyone skanky. And Clan Grifter have obviously been on their case over it because swathes of comments are suddenly vanishing for "Violating our codes of conduct"
* Getting ready to take The Twinnz to Turkey
30.10.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-surrogacy-plans-sixth-33995778 and off we go with her LIES about the American sperm-donor again.
"Katie Price's surrogacy plans to have sixth child as mystery of twin babies 'solved'
Mum-of-five Katie Price has been sharing her plans for another baby over recent weeks as she sparked confusion among fans by posting photos with twin babies. Katie Price detailed her surrogacy plans earlier this year before confusing fans with a series of 'twin baby' photos.
The former glamour model, 46, has considered using a surrogate to carry her next baby. She is in a relationship with boyfriend JJ Slater and the pair recently faced wedding bells rumours after they were spotted dress shopping together. Katie admitted she wants to have another baby and will chose a sperm donor from America to be the dad rather than JJ."
Maybe they've discovered Bongo is a jaffa? Or is it that she doesn't want to have to share MY Baybees by having their biological father around ruining her schemes like Kieron and Peter do?
* So we have the latest bollox from the tabloids repeating her bullshit about the mixed-race American sperm donor along with the rest of her crap about wedding bells with the Stoned-one. Like as hell is he going to marry it!! Fact is she is not going to be allowed to just bring a surrogate baby home because she has lost her own children due to her horrendous feckless dangerous and damaging behaviour - there are safeguarding red flags all over her. The thing shouldn't have animals either
Hopefully this BS IVF programme is going to backfire on her though, SM will ensure the public know she has lost her youngest with people already angry about this IVF farce. The Red Tops can carry on lying and covering for her, but SM will have their say, the truth will get out there, C4 and her are not going to be able to stem that tide when this programme airs.
* That Mirror rubbish really takes the biscuit - defending the indefensible
"Katie Price fans are all saying the same thing as her fake baby mystery is solved. Katie Price, who already has five children, confused fans recently with pictures on Instagram of what she described as her "twin babies" - but the mystery has unravelled.Katie Price fans have reacted to the clarity the former glamour model is not having twin babies.
The TV personality, 46, had sent the rumour mill spinning after posting photographs on her Instagram of her twin babies, but not all was as it seemed. It has now emerged Katie, already mum to Harvey Price, 22, Junior and Princess Andre, 19 and 17, and Jett and Bunny Hayler, 11 and 10 respectively, is not expecting - the image was actually shared because she is set to feature in an upcoming Channel 4 documentary about her IVF journey. A source said on Tuesday the babies in the snap are indeed "hyperrealistic reborn dolls". Katie did, though, caption the image at time with: "Finally my twins have arrived," which further added to the speculation. So it is all to promote that IVF bullshit then. Indeed there are only a handful of the hardcore Braindead fans who were "confused", as they always are even with basic living - it’s perfectly clear they were just dolls, the only mystery is why she is such a massive twat?
* "Now, with the mystery cleared, fans have expressed their reaction - and they've all jumped to offer Katie support as she opens up about her traumatic IVF journey. One posted: "When a woman is in her mid 40s, the chances of IVF being successful are quite low so credit her." Another posted: "I like Katie. I wish her well with the journey." A third fan shared: "You could not wish to meet a nicer person than Katie. She is a perfect role model." This cretin obviously doesn't follow the skank otherwise she'd know differently?
Another fan posted: "It’s (the documentary) going be interesting to see her journey. Time changes (people)." Others offered similar messages of support to Katie, who gained recognition in the late 1990s for her glamour modelling work."
MORONS - and that does include the 12 year old that concocted this bullshit. Why did they just quote the hardcore Braindead fans when indeed even a few people who like her were calling out this nonsense, and furthermore Skank is not ‘nice’ at all and therefore she is as far from a ‘perfect role model’ as it could ever be. Only total morons will see this IVF farce as an ‘interesting journey’ because the reality of it is a disgrace, a real slap in the face to all those going through IVF and the struggles they face. Most people are angry about this and a backlash is coming for C4 and the skank online. Stop protecting her!!.
* "Fans jumped to the wrong conclusion at the start of the month when a photo, which showed one baby dressed in pink and the other in grey, was posted on Instagram. It didn't reveal their identities. With Katie's hand tenderly placed upon them, yet their faces out of view, speculation was rife over who these infants could be. She went on to share more photos of the babies, but made sure to keep their faces covered.
She posted one snap that she captioned: "Evening cuddles with my boy" and another this week that had her caption it with: "Multitasking with my babygirl."
An absolute pile of Did Edna or Dim Lynne write this, it was clear they were dolls to any sane person, besides which if the thing DID have babies it would have been posting photos from the Test-tube onwards!
* Katie, who has not been shy about her desire to have another child, once confidently asserted: "It's going to happen one way or another." She has opened up about her recent fertility battle when she was trying to welcome a child with then-fiancé Carl Woods before their split at the end of 2023.
It’s not going to happen, there is no baby six coming, she cannot conceive, she will have any surrogate baby taken from her by SS, not that I believe that is happening anyway, she cannot play mini-me with a child that is not biologically hers, and considering she’s "Bringing her empire back", she has no time for a baby. Or is Dim Lynne going to be Mum while Skank is constantly away ‘working’’ or shagging about? . She is unable to care for a baby, she is totally f*cked up, and getting worse, she’s unhinged, the children she has are no longer with her due to serious safeguarding concerns. The tabloids are now lying for her, this is pathetic, even most of her fans aren’t buying into this garbage, stop protecting her, stop being c*nts, stop lying for her
*Swiped straight off skank's latest Twat Tok -https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-says-yes-twins-33998420
They don't know their arses from their elbows really when at the top or the rubbishy article they state skank HAS named her dollies, then down the bottom they pronounce that she has'nt

# Ouch!! -
22.10.24 -
24.10.24 - some random fellow surgery-addict dissing the skank.
I’ve spent £115k to get the 'perfect body' but still can’t keep a man - at least I'm not a caricature like Katie Price | The Sun
27.10.24 -
29.10.24 - even football pundits are getting at her now! Hilariously funny
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3240/3240958-f91b9aa4fa41658c9d9fecf3215e57fb.mp4

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
22.10.24 - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-dubs-lookalike-daughter-33943281
Basically she's saying if they want P on IACGMOH then they've got to have MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as well. That ain't happening is it? Pete has said he'd go in with the kids but highly unlikely they'd let skanky back - she'll be foomin' again over this
24.10.24 - Re her amaaaazin' Noo Boddy!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13992099/Katie-Price-assures-fans-weight-loss-gym-worrying.html
"Gym regime!" my arse it is!! Most of the comments are calling her a liar and saying that she's obviously taking Ozempic - its not down to working-out at any gym!!!.
25.10.24 - Gone to the dogs last night, literally & metaphorically. Brighton & Hove greyhound track.
How come nobody shouted "Killed any dogs lately??"

30.10.24 - Still got the personal appearance to look forward to though

"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31241935/katie-price-walks-cat-pram-animals/22.10.24 - now if ever there was a case for getting skank committed to the loony bin asap, this must be it surely?

25.10.24 - there is a New Ploy in play for it seems skanky is very happy to portray herself as totally bonkers. It posts this amongst other things along with all the loony stuff she's been doing of late (cats in prams etc). Is this another strategy to skip Bankruptcy, ie "Ize toterly barmy innit! Woo Hoo!! Nuffink youz can do abaahhht dat eeevver an' Ize gettin' off agen!!" ??

* She's happily trying to portray herself as a lunatic with her Pretend Baby Twins (that are possibly dolls) or her pushing cats around in a pram, so it looks highly likely next time in Court we shall hear 'Sorry Mi'Lud (sic), my client is not of sound mind.... One finds she is barking mad..........' Listen carefully for you can hear it even now - back off to 'Otel Pwiowy with it for more "tweetmints" that plainly DO NOT WORK on the thing.
* This strange behaviour is building up to something for sure. She's a crafty fucker, that we know already, one that'll stoop to any level to get what it wants.
* Also it has increased her exploitation of H to an incredible level in the past few weeks to the degree he has NEVER seen so much of her in his entire life, thus here we have the skank desperately trying to show she’s a wonderful mother, even referring on her IG to J & P as her ‘babies’ at the PoB awards this week and WTF is all this other fake babies & her alleged C4 IVF nonsense You will note she never mention J&B any more which must be eating her alive that she cannot exploit them any longer, & hence why her full focus has dropped onto H because he is all she has left to monopolise now
* It does feel like she is baiting the press knowing full well they will "bite" for the coin it will bring them. It could well be that in the light of the Liam Payne/Caroline Flack sagas she is going to push The Fragile Mental Health angle for maximum public sympathy and support. Unfortunately for her its not going well with that game when finally everyone in the UK seems to be finally waking up to her behaviour, bar a few cretinous Braindeads
* So now we await the inevitable "Mentawl Bwakedown" announcement from Edna and Dim Lynne - poor skanky driven to the brink by MEN, Twolz and wicked Bankruptcy fiends and HMRC, indeed all the stars are aligning at this very moment as skank lays the pathway to her Get Out of Everything Free Card. Strange though, anybody else with any mental health condition will know they can't do photoshoots or go a studio to record a shit song nor be capable of concocting all this utter crap she's chuning out to deflect and evade everything she has brought onto HERSELF solely, but then skank is a piss-taking C U Next Tuesday and it really boils my piss that her sad fans actually believe this bollox That and that fact anyone will believe she has made any serious attempt on her life is about as fake as her plastic tits are
27.10.24 - So the appearance of "My Twins" begins to make sense following the route she’s going along, She will claim they are "Ferrappy dolls for for MEEEEE poor mentawl elf" & here she is setting the scene with the photos so when the papers print the stories she can claim they are part of the reason she needs these dolls & because she wants a Real Behbeh so desperately! Nobody is disputing that FACT skanky - you are completey desperate for a Noo Moneyspinner seeing as you only have H left to monopolise now
* She must be due in court soon, or is it that she wants to be labelled as barmy so that the SS are obliged to find H alternative accomodation asap and she doesn't have to have him at all?

The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
22.10.24 - they're diving in to protect Skeletor now
23.10.24 -
24.10.24 - Caroline Flack is officially dumped - they're now using Liam Payne as a reason to lay-off the skank wiv 'er Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos. The problem is that LP was not an asshole like skank is so people did genuinely care about him - not this skanky article though
Morons! Fact is it’s a total massed melée on that post with over 4,500 comments now, 95% showing concern for her or laughing at her, the #bekind fans are being swamped & the tide is deffo turning with her loony fanbase imploding & fighting with each other. Everything she does is attracting negativity now but still she carries on seemingly oblivious to the chaotic shambles her life consists of.

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
22.10.24 - not tatty clothing this time but quack remedies
24.10.24 - Back with the Collarjean again folks! But heres a revelation for everyone - it appears we called it wrong after all, the weight loss wasn’t down to jabbing Ozempic because in troof she’s been down the gym, horse riding, eating healthily and "Corroborating (sic) rejuven8 into her daily diet". Glad that’s settled then because we can we stop lying about the weight loss jabs comments now as she doesn’t lie…. does she?? Gotta luv her face as she pretends to enjoy quaffing that stuff!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3234/3234650-917c5656586934b3a455bb3dccc7fe6f.mp4
* Strange to see this this comment on FB as regards flogging JYY crap
"JYY London is now listed as a company about to be struck off from trading for not posting accounts. And still she flogs the tat to her fans fully knowing the company is about to collapse".
That little fact won't stop the cretins chucking their benefits money at her though They probably didn't read these articles either https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-sparks-fury-among-33877922
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/30998020/katie-price-accused-scamming-fans-spent-100s/
25.10.24 - Hawking the crappy clothing range she set up in Harvey's name now
Who actually wants or BUYS this rubbish? Who wants to wear this stuff with a big H on it and a frog? NOBODY except Harvey thats who!
28.10.24 - more JYY rubbish, these look like they've been made from slip-over car seat covers

30.10.24 - Collarjean again folks!
* Its just popped up on Twat Tok pronouncing her amaaaazin' crapcast is coming back in December. Poor old Edna is'nt getting her maternity leave then
*Said she had 3 IVF fails, done IVF 5/6 times in total and all failed (GOOD!)
*Why is she wearing those heels with her browkern trotterz?
* Everyone says she looks like Megan Fox Poor Megan, fancy being compared to THAT eh? Haha, yeah Megan Fox if she’d fallen from a boat in a terrible storm and washed up on a desert island, rolled in shit and lived off cockroaches for 6 months!
* Junior is upstairs asleep after a late night - but at least he's not just "OUT" though
* It can't even get the prices of the items right!
* Ferapist meeting today - gotta be The Worst Therapist in the World as whatever he's doing is clearly not working when she’s getting worse daily. What a waste of everyone’s time and money.
* Now saying she is 5 foot 5 tall!!!! She's even lying about that - she just can’t stop lying. Has the Collarjean made her grow taller????
* Its saying she’s chosen to protect J&B and not show them now - she’s decided this, not Courts, the SS or anybody else - MEEEEEEEEE apparently! Shame everyone knows The Truth behind that LIE skanky
* Harvey moves nearer home after Christmas so it says. Says she’s found Harvey a place to live and can’t wait to do it up
I guess she needs him nearer as he's all she's got left to leech from now.
* Going with Junior, Princess and JJ tonight to the Kisstory thing. Hope she gets off her face and embarrasses P and J and it reminds them what an absolute piece of shit their 'mother' truly is and they distance themselves again
* Ooo'errr............... Is that her ankle tag showing there?
* Its got the heating running at full blast - 31 degrees WTF! Opening the door because she's hot!!!. Darth says it’s like the Sahara in there, she has it on this high 24/7 so the cost must be ridiculous, probably thousands a week
*She can't get the correct explanation for a "triple up", one of Jeyda's speshul offas.
* She's still got ALL of her horses, ALL of her cars, so don't believe everything you read...
* Dim Lynne is lurking about too
*Everyone saying she looks amazing - allegedly...................
* The massive weight loss is cos she stopped doing IVF. She'd done it 3 times last year and it makes you fat. This amaaaaazin' weight loss is due to the gym - it isn’t on Ozempic injections at all! LIES!!!!
* A Tattler sneaked this one in
* She can’t get her cars insured now - it’s discrimination because they want 150k to insure her!!!! She’s renting a car now because of that - what sort of an idiot will rent her a vehicle with her reputation though?
* She has sorted the tax and BH out now
* She's in a good place now - the Best Version of her.
* It's still advising people not to buy the MM.... it won't pay off her debts will it?.
* Sez AFP just been in hospital for 21 days (yet someone saw her driving) & PFP's had major heart op (actually quite a minor one - a valve replacement) . Looking forward to getting her claws into Edna's sprog though
* Said she’s been dealing with a lot behind the scenes - reasons for not dealing with court/trustees maybe?
* It says P went "Home" yesterday - now did she not say she lived with MEEEEEEEE? J is now "In the other room....."
* And now it has just said she has twins……this is insanity now She hasn't named them yet either
* She hasn’t had a drink for ages.................too busy apparently. More like booze reacts to all her Ozempic jabs
* Someone asked if the twins are human or her cats - no reply obviously
* Harvey is moving into independant living with 5 people, his own garden, own front door
*Twinnz in the other room (they must be with J)

Podcast Garbage -
22.10.24 - Looks like the Louis Theroux crapcast is finally going to be aired, just don't expect it to contain anything different to any of the other Crapcasts it has graced with its dubious presence if this nonsense is anything to go by.
S3 EP5: Katie Price on her tur–The Louis Theroux Podcast – Apple Podcasts
* Katie Price says therapy has taught her that men have been her ‘downfall’ - Mirror Online
Her own fucking vanity has/is her downfall, its nobody else's fault, indeed, it certainly appears this LT podcast will be the usual repetitive shitfest being word-for-word The Same in every, single, bloody podcast. The same old blame game, Same Shit Different Day. Nothing is ever Katie’s fault is it?.
* Clearly no one ever challenges her because IF they had done their homework they'd certainly know already word-for-word what she is going to say - because its identical to all the rest every single time. Why do these idiots even bother getting the thing in???
Here we go with the latest outing of shite compliments of LT :-
* He has done a little intro saying it was recorded back in June. She arrived with no entourage though her sister turned up later. She had travelled from the old Shitty Shack from which she has now even evicted from. He says the name "Kieran" comes up a lot but then said during the interview she was preoccupied as she'd just split up with "Keiran". Presumably he means Carl but maybe he was confused as she perhaps moans about Kieran a lot.
* This bollox was recorded back in June - skank had lost kids by then and she had been slung out of the Shitty Shack - she had already had been with Bongo since Jan/Feb
* Banging on about "partying" with Boris Johnson and some Russian bloke now
* LT notes that she seems to be obsessed with this latest breakup with "Kieran".
* She kicks-off claiming to be "a nurse" when she was 16, (that'll be when she was working as a trainee care assistant in a care home which apparently involved laying out dead bodies)
* Oh and heres a new one - She says her mum was PA to Maggie Thatcher!! Strange how that gem is not in her mother's Book of Lies then..................
https://www.irishmirror.ie/tv/katie-prices-mum-reveals-voted-14223143 You'd have thought she would have mentioned this fact here eh?


The LIES are growing out of proportion..................
* LT is being very skeptical because this ain‘t her usual non-challenging podcast, he is going to places others don’t dare to visit with the skank. He went in on the ❄ use. He says "It sounded to me you WERE a ❄ addict, and you had to have an intervention....." Skank of course blames KH for cheating with 2 "best friends", it caused her to breakdown she reckons & that aspect of this crap remains the same as it ever was though.
* Its well documented that she was on the stuff long before she trapped KH.... as early as 2005; Pete finally left when he caught her On The Stuff at home.
* "Therapy has taught her that men are her downfall." I think she's extrapolating there. She has chosen to interpret it as it being Their Fault (men's) for ruining her life when actually they probably meant it's HER obsession with chasing men and sex that is the issue.
* Saying she has loads of money still coming in. He's asking how much she makes from OF. Says a company runs it for her and she just does the photos. He is pushing for a figure but she is very vague. She doesn't show anything she says! (Only in the private "jobbies" of course)
* Says her ideal man would be a business man who pays for stuff!
* Personality is more important it pronounces
* It also basically admitted to Assault and Sexual blackmail in that podcast, just laughing about it! She'san absolute nutcase, however anything she didnt want to answer skank just talked over him about something else until he dropped itthrough not being able to get a word in edgeways.
* And all this alongside the usual soundtrack of slurping and licking the Turkey Teef
* Called Piers Morgan "An egg..............." so he's obviously another notch on one of her hundreds of old bedposts It said "He wished!" when Louis said he'd said she'd tried it on with him and Simon Cowell.
* As to this Russian bloke or indeed why the thing was even there at this "party" to begin with, it is alleged she got paid to shag the Russian or his assistant/mate but she was completely off her face on drink & maybe her usual substance, swearing & ranting in combo with her usual obnoxious behaviour & THAT was the reason she was physically removed from the place. (How many time's has that happened over the years?). And yes she did flash her boobs. Doubtless other guests were not expecting her to be the crudest, dirty, foul mouthed sleazy auld slapper either.
*As podcasts go this wasn’t her usual ’Oh you are soooo wonderful’ fare from the usual grovelling lickspittles, however we learnt nothing new from this rubbish aside from her coming across as bitter about losing PA finally. She even admitted it all went downhill after they split. It was marginally more interesting than the bollox we usually get but that more to do with LT’s style where he probes then allows those that he’s interviewing to hang themselves with their own words, hoist by their own petard, but the trouble with Skank is that she’s a liar, a fantasist & totally deluded about who or what she actually is now. His every question was answered with LIES and blaming others for what she has done herself but then even when she works from a rehearsed script submitted by Edna to the host beforehand, her sordid anecdotes do change slightly each time they are swilled out. (Saaarrrrffff Affrikka is a prime example of this phenomenom) You will never get the truth from her irrespective of anything simply because she doesn’t even know what the truth is, its just her version of events, its never her fault, she never cheats & it will always be this way. She LIES without compunction.
* One thing he pressed her on was the Lebedev/Boris Johnson party - he even concluded this rubbish with it, so possibly LT knows things about that party and wanted something from her but she was evasive on the topic & he looked disappointed when he got nothing from old Blabbermouth. Skank also denied exposing her breasts and getting kicked out of this "party" but she’s lying again as there are many tales about this party doing the rounds - this did happen - she was off her head at that party, was discreetly taken aside and removed for her behaviour. Who knows why it was actually there though because seemingly no one does, but one could hazard a guess, however she messed it up with being so drunk and out-of-order as usual that she got chucked out
* LT tells her she emasculated the men by describing their bodies and using the word ‘willy’, he’s hinting that it’s not right and she's done it repeatedly. Yet she just quibbles about the word used and says she would now say ‘Cock’ instead thinking she is so clever. She totally misses the point that it's abuse, it's not about the word, it's about using a public platform to talk about someone's intimate body parts and humiliate them. Imagine this was a male celeb who had intimately described every single female partner in the press? People would be disgusted.
* It says her OF money goes into a different account so she doesn’t see it, in which case whatever happened to her bragging she knows where every penny is? So is she aware or ignorant? It seems once again we have a case of Schrodinger's Fuckwit, ie she is both totally unaware of money but a great business woman
* It admits punching Jane Poutney and hearing a click & thinking her neck had snapped….but then she says she carried on regardless of it! She’s admitted she could have killed someone but didn’t care and made a deliberate choice to continue. How can people not see she’s a raving psychopath?
*She says ‘They were the issues (men in relationships) they became the issues’ This is the textbook narcissist, lovebombing and then hating someone. She always fails to see the men are just putting up boundaries and reacting to her abuse.
* The comments are not exactly what LT would be wanting either

* and here come the articles lifted from this garbage
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-playing-fancy-33944292
* https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-says-one-thing-33945455
* https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-denies-flashing-boobs-33945127
* https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13986819/Kate-Price-SLAMS-toxic-exes-accuses-gaslighting-narcissistic-finances-millions.html This DM article goes in for the kill especially for her assorted addictions. Its great to see it in print like this at last!
*https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-says-peter-andre-33945652 - "Peter was jealous of MEEEEEEEEE!" and meeting her was his "Lucky day....................." I doubt Peter shares that notion Bitter regret more like.
''The documentary star quizzed Katie about her relationship with Pete and she replied: "Don't speak to him." When Louis asked why, she responded: "Just don't. It's all through legals. He was quite jealous of me working."'
Yes skanky - it's called going No Contact except through a legal representative because you can't stop attacking him and his wife can you?.
* This though..................... this is EPIC!!! Fucking LIAR!!
* Oh yes - K's "affair" with Jane that justified skank attacking her. It seems her husband was not of the same opinions as the skank over it all, ie skank originally said she caught them kissing but in the LT podcast she insisted "Jane was sucking him off"!!! https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/like-drunken-kiss-betrayed-husband-rubbishes-katie-price-s-claims-kieran-best-friend-full-blown-sexual-affair/ Another story from skank that evolves with every single outing like Saaarrrrffff Affrikka does.
* Having a dig at Piers Morgan. Is it wise to slag off the only bloke who seems to defend you skanky??
https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/celebrity/katie-price-piers-morgan-fling-rumours-946122-20241024
"He looks like an egg' ... oddly enough he didn't want to be one though did he??? ... I will add that Piers wife is classy, intelligent & stunning - in fact everything skank has never been
* "Although she denied having body dysmorphia disorder, Price did admit to struggling with her appearance, adding: "I don’t know what it is, I think deep down there is something."
All that supposed fucking therapy over the years and currently every 2 weeks and she still doesn't know what it is ?? :LOL
* AFP was Margaret Thatcher's PA! - Yeah righty-ho! Like Maggie would have put up with her for a start, plus who was looking after Danny and the skank whilst she was off being all High-Powered in London eh? What a laugh hearing from skank that AFP worked for Thatcher because that old bat has never known hard work in her life, she wouldn’t have lasted 5 minutes working for Thatcher so its yet more bollox from the Clan. They all just lie, lie, lie, all the time - a bunch of twats, the lot of them.

The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families -
28.10.24 - DL's days of calling herself a "Social Worker" are running out rapidly though

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
22.10.24 - nevva too ill to grift a hairdo eh?
What a profile eh??
* So if skanks at her "Ideal weight and is happy,..." why does old Skeletor have to filter her face and photoshop muscles onto her legs (especially her calfs and thighs) then try to add some womanly curves to her matchstick-thin figure?.
24.10.24 - Go figure skanky! (42) Katie Price #433 Oh poor me KP vented, cos even her boyfriend has to be rented | Page 33 | Tattle Life
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/31251385/katie-price-louis-theroux-podcast-getting-old-facelift-surgery/ If she were that unbothered by Getting Old then why the constant surgeries and tweetmints that have created the monstrosity that it is???
25.10.24 - Oh looky here! "Poor MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......................."
Katie Price describes her pre-surgery appearance as ‘disgusting’ and ‘rough’ after sparking concern with latest op | The Sun Nothing has changed then eh?
28.10.24 - here we go with yet another instalment of bullshit as regards Phil & Grant,, as dictated by Okrap mag. Have they not realised yet that nobody gives a flying-frig about skanky, her surgeries nor anything else about it?? https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-shares-plans-18th-33982929

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
25.10.24 -https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/kieran-hayler-carl-woods-unite-33965985
"They told the Mirror: "It is a great shame that Miss Price feels compelled to blame all those other than herself for her historical shortfalls. With all the expert mental health she is receiving one hopes she will find peace in due course."
Naaaaah! None of her many visits to 'Otel Pwiowy have made any difference to this complete basket-case

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
26.10.24 - heres a podcast examining skank slamming and swiping at the Ex-Husband Squad
https://youtu.be/ApEc-h_5Lt8
29.10.24 - as per the Sun's garbage today in defence of the thing (because "Its all Men's Fawlt" that skank is how she is) , they've even found some tin-pot psychologist to state that it is so!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31363246/katie-price-cheat-love-life-carl-woods/
* Within this bullcrap there is absolutely no mention whatsoever of the children being rescued/removed last summer, her drink and drugs driving Ishoos, the driving without a licence or insurance or even bothering to pay her bills. There is nothing apart from "Poor Katie" garbage because it seems in this quick about-turn from The Sun the poor wee lamb is the victim here, abused by all the men when all she wants is to be loved!!! Reading this tripe makes one want to scream!
It's the usual bullshite retold over and fucking over to excuse cunt Price from taking any responsibility for the mess that she is and creates around herself. And lost in amongst this Living Hell are five children but not a thought given to those, oh no, skank must have her way and be justified, hell, even the coke addiction is ok because it's poor wee Katie yet again!

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
29.10.24 - If you zoom-in on yesterday's foter of skank with one of her Twinnz, check out the little item on the windowsill along with a credit card. We have seen such a thing before - PD had the photos of her card and a little baggie. Et voilà here it is again


Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade! -
25.10.24 - This certainly won't be the thing's dog but its another of Her Ploys to make it appear the Media have got it in for her - ammo to use for the next BH hearing she wants to avoid. And note that she's not allowing comments on a lot of her rubbish now because she's getting slated everywhere - its about bloody time too
'Clueless and cruel' Katie Price slammed as she poses with 'her new racing dog' - as star moves to BLOCK fan comments | The Sun
28.10.24 - and The Sun again sticking the knife in regarding those poor cats.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31339188/katie-pricer-three-sphynx-cats-slammed-charity-buying-animals/

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
22.10.24 - Its posted a video on her YouTube channel with H in a recording studio. Bongo looks really fed up. She fished out a wad of tissue she had 'Just in case I wet myself......" https://youtu.be/-UijXWkyE1o
* That studio bloke has to keep rewinding the music for her to do it again. And again. She's pitching it wrong throughout. Good job H has his ear-defenders on otherwise he'd have a meltdown and smash the place up!
* Nevertheless this is terrible exploitation of H - he’s crying at the beginning & seems very distressed, Why is she allowed to carry on like this.?
* Taking H to studio when it's late was bad enough but her "singing" is absolutely bloody awful and having to record this line by line over and over again shows just how shit she is. She's just wrong on all levels making him be out late after his usual bedtime whilst tired and tearful, plus recording him continually as well
* How can the braindeads think she is such a good muvva with 'Arv in that video? She's clearly impatient and irritated by him, demanding he repeats the name of the studio, and when he mixes up Cave with Cage she rolls her eyes crossly at him. The "producer" plays back her awful vocals and H says he doesn't like it, so then Super Mummy gets shirty and shouts angrily 'What don't you like now?' to which H replies 'Jeez I'm yawning!!' Then she bellows back at him, 'Well don't yawn if you don't like it!' - Then he is forced to say sorry to HER!!!
* Now how often has skank said that he doesn't like loud noises, yet its perfectly obvious that H is uncomfortable and distressed by being dragged in there to listen to that appalling racket - he can't express himself properly but he obviously doesn't want to be there.
* She's irritated by H not co-operating with her and Luvvin' her singing as he should, therefore just imagine what she's like behind closed doors without a camera to keep her mood in check? One of thes days H will flip over the way she abuses him and then she'll know it!
* One must feel immense sympathy for H because it highly unlikely he actually asked to go to this studio when he'd obviously spent a couple of hours in the hair salon earlier already with Mummy - so why would he want to then be stuck in this "recording studio" for even longer??? She probably pestered him about it saying "Make mummy happy & come along.... you don't want mummy to be sad do you?" Interestingly he did stand up for himself by asking the camera person to not film him but film mummy instead, but he doesn't really understand the concept that him being filmed "Enjoying mummy's lovely singing" is what its all about & skank only wanted him there for likes on her sm's and the corresponding COIN
* And she ignores his swearing except to laugh at it . Even the studio bloke is swearing and theres her using the C word in front of Harvey - no wonder the young man has a potty mouth. Its disgusting. Just listen to it shreiking and cackling over his swearing and then the abrupt about-turn when he calls her a bitch!! https://youtu.be/-UijXWkyE1o
* Oh yes and heres the treat she obviously promised H for his co-operation - no wonder he is clinically obese when he's eating this lot before bedtime (Actually that pizza topping looks like her own skin)
25.10.24 - Check out the menu for skank's wunnerful Youchoob - 100% Harvey, utilising him to the maximum because she has NOBODY else to use any more since J&B were rescued from her. Why is this even permitted???

* Has H met "The Twins" yet?

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"-
27.10.24 - P saying in an article that "Emily is a perfect stepmother.................." adding afterwards that "Mum is chaotic............." Presumably skank will see that as a compliment? https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/31198698/princess-andre-empire-family/

Fwends Woo Hoo! -
22.10.24 - Boy George stooping down to defend 'Lovely" skanky now. Hardly surprising really when he is of the same ilk with his criminal propensities & violent ways - two of a kind! Natch!
28.10.24 - Now Koketona joins in the fray to defend her bessy mate
Is she forgeting that its the skank who is unable to let go of ANY of the Exes, not vice versa??? He is perfectly entitled to slag her off after the stuff she's said about him, but apparently its OK for Skank to keep going on about him and her other exes endlessly though, literally telling gigantic LIES and setting the Poluice on them nonstop! However they're supposed to shut their traps in case it upsets MEEEEEEE! In fact she started this cycle of events with her latest Book of Lies but he isn't allowed to call her out on her lies is he? No one is permitted to do that but at least Carl is telling The Truth this time, unlike your frenemy Koketona ... go shove some ❄❄❄ up your destroyed noses, the pair of ya!!

The Browkern Trotters -
Just to add this photo taken the morning after The Tragic Incident. Does it look like it just fell off a 500 foot wall whilst pretending to be a horse? (See Cole's section above) and a later shot with this Noo Fence erected AFTER her horrendous accident to cover up for the hotel's guilt (complete with the rusted construction bolts so it was NOT new)

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock -
25.10.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-spotted-pushing-pram-33970266
26.10.24 - It seems the tabloids are going through their back catalogue of skanky shit to dig out interesting items to perhaps compare with the current bullshit it's churning out - heres the Mirror with one such item.
Katie Price's surprising career goal and lesser-known 'fixation' away from surgery - Mirror Online

"I'd love to be a detective - that would be my dream job, and autopsies, anything about that."
Yeah, because having a job which involves constantly dealing with trauma and death is ever so healthy to one's emotional and psychological wellbeing, especially for somebody as bonkers as the skank And we use the term "post-mortem examination" in the UK, not "autopsy"
27.10.24 - https://www.aol.com/bankrupt-katie-price-flaunts-her-140213352.html
28.10.24 - The Sun have now put out another article concentrating on her cheating with little Bongo, it’s just a rehash of Cole's words from the bigger piece this morning, but it proves they really are after her today. Gotta love the bit about her googling photos from her younger days, it really shows that’s where her head is at because she wants those days back so badly, she believes she is still hot despite looking well-into her fifties now and ridiculously thin & skeletal, nor can she accept that It’s Over for her! Skank can’t move on as she ages thats why she's clinging on grimly to her Sexyness and her non-existent fertility - she really is Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard, living in deranged fantasy world, where she dreams her empire is coming back. Got news for you Skank it really isn’t, and as to her dollies? What is she hoping to achieve with this nonsense when even her Braindead fanbase must be going "WTF is this now?" It can only be a ploy to somehow get out of her numerous bankruptcies by claiming she is barking mad. Anyway latest, Lego you don’t come out of this well either …
"USED car dealer Carl Woods has revealed how his ex Katie Price was already planning to date JJ Slater, whilst still engaged to him.
Speaking in an exclusive interview to The Sun, Carl has now claimed Katie Price planned to date JJ, whilst she was still in a relationship with him.
He said: "We watched that series of Married At First Sight and she asked me if I knew him as he was an Essex boy. She was lining him up.......................I wasn’t shocked when I heard they were together as she had made that comment."
Carl has now claimed that Katie was still messaging him while she was dating JJ and left him WhatsApp voice notes telling him that they needed to be apart but she still loved him.....................
He continued: "She went skiing with him on the day of my birthday in February but she was messaging me to the lead-up of the trip.
Even on Valentine’s Day she sent me texts."
"Katie moulds herself into your perfect woman so that you’re always chasing that dream — but it’s a façade.I don’t know who the real woman is.......... She would sit there and Google herself looking at pictures of her younger days."
Carl has also revealed how he caught Katie cheating on him with a total of four men during their relationship — all younger than her.........Carl and Katie started dating in 2020 after meeting in a kebab shop and later got engaged in 2021. The couple split back in December 2023 after three years of dating and rollercoaster romance, with Carl now opening up about their relationship.
Katie Price and JJ Slater confirmed they were dating on February 25, 2024.
The couple shared photos on social media, including one of JJ with a comment that read, "Fate… thank you so much for being you."
In her 2024 memoir, This Is Me: The High Life, Price described Slater as someone she was drawn to because he was different from other men.
She said: "He wasn't the normal, beggy type man who would say: 'I want to see you again, I want to f*** you'. Classy eh?
* Are they calling that luxurious establishment Sheesh "A kebab shop"?
29.10.24 - Why are they now defending the thing? The Sun are veering back and forth between slagging the thing off then grovelling after it with BS like this trash https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/31363246/katie-price-cheat-love-life-carl-woods/
* Oh and "Trading down................................." What does that say about Bongo eh?? The dregs!!
* According to this rubbish poor ickle innocent Katie is the way she is because Dane cheated on her all those years ago, thus sayeth this bilge WTF is this idiot on about? They clearly have not got a clue about her at all. This fool, the allegéd psychologist Jo Hemmings, really should STFU having dished out this absolute crock of shite in defence of the skank! I mean, "His words are allegations but hers are facts"? What kind of psychologist says this? Is it one who bought their qualifications off a dodgy Far Eastern internet site? Oi luv! STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR THE CUNT'S ABNORMAL BEHAVIOUR
* So yeah miss Clever Clogs - what about these as examples of what your delightful skanky actually does then??
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9895154/katie-price-grabs-womans-head/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/3210150.stm
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-seen-hurling-vicious-13398270
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/katie-prices-epic-fall-grace-9496611
FOUR examples of many so whattya got to say about that then eh??? Not to mention the absolute glee in its entire demeanour when boasting how it attacked Jane Poutney - example in LT's crapcast.
* And the 12 year old who wrote that garbage article should be paying more attention in English lessons judging by their grammatically-challenged nonsense & the so-called factual bollocks they've issued!
* Incidentally, heres a snippet from one of the above articles, that 2nd article in particular -
"Katie has recently been receiving treatment in rehab for her use of cocaine after her marriage to Kieran Hayler broke down earlier this year.She'son getting treated for her PTSD from a year from hell, including her crumbling business empire, her mum Amy Price's terminal lung condition and increasingly bitter relations with the father of her two children, Peter Andre".
So she has been in rehab for cocaine abuse despite all her denials. Thought she's been telling the world she's never been in rehab for addictions?? The lies never seem to end do they