Katie Price 60

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Price.Dropped!
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl
* Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole, Destroyer of Families
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Its Panto Time - "Its Behind you Woo Hoo!" -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
8.9.24 - FB posts are saying that she has offered threesomes for anyone willing to pay (allegedly) but =
11.9.24 - tragically there appears to be news that one of skank's victims she has ripped off has committed suicide. Horrible, horrible news. Will skank even care though? It remains to be seen how true this is but it sounds feasible enough.

Price.Dropped! -
8.9.24 - They're back! This time they're highlighting the JYY Rip-Off Merchants with their cheap and nasty garments plus assorted other overpriced junk. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_qHXWaoF4f/
* Lying about giving up vapes "out of respect to me muvva" https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_qwAXAoOVi/
* Succinct and very much to the point https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_q0Tseobby/

9.9.24 - Here we go! The Troof about H coming soon! https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_tCIzJIT_W/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== (Post has since been removed) Is the imminent threat of this why it has been on a full-scale bombardment on her SMs with H pictures to show what a grate muvva she really is??? The mere fact this comes following on from the F4J allegations, the scenario just does not bear thinking about does it?

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
4.9.24 - its the Hunchfront of 'Aywerds Heef" innit!
6.9.24 - more seksi pointy-toe-pouty-face foters to encourage the braindeads to buy her JYY crap.
They certainly chose the correct cheap-and-nasty moddle for this cheap-and-nasty range

7.9.24 - heres the Top Moddle with decades of experience absolutely "Wiping the shit" with these 20 year olds!
Really luv????
* Luyvvly innit?
11.9.24 - Katie Price sparks fan concern as she poses for new snap after announcing huge project | The Sun
Yeah. Smouldering like a wet bonfire............................
I much prefer The Sun when they're sticking it to the thing.
* Many faces ago but this is meant to be Seksi, as opposed to being in serious agony!

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
9.9.24 - OMFG! Please let this be another LIE
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3159/3159450-78cb4a5ce2ecca398ea763c296ef8fa4.mp4 - check it out if you dare!
* OK, so for some unfathomable reason she got bookings to "sing" at a couple of Pride events this summer, both late afternoon or early evening gigs where everyone is very drunk so they treat her as a novelty act (even though she purposely turned up hours late to try to make herself into the Main Event instead of a novelty act like Mr. Blobby) Indeed it might as well have been Mr Blobby up there! Her shreiking is bad karaoke at best with her a banshee wail at times, she’s loud but she has no idea how to actually sing because all she does is SHOUT, racing breathlessly through the lyrics, often off-key & hoping the backing-track will cover for her mistakes. Skank has zero stage presence either, she has no "moves" aside just stomping around occasionally sticking her bum out with the microphone in the air. I know we’re biased but her act is honestly one of the worst things ever seen - it’s dreadful, really really bad. If she has a tour it would be the same 4-6 songs she always sings, at late night club events, to allegedly entertain the deaf drunks, there will be no proper venue or tour with a band, she couldn’t manage an hour on stage so its never gonna happen. It would be horrendous no one will pay for that............................... unless Liam & Noel have literally begged her to Tour with them
10.9.24 - "Teasing"???????????? Don't they mean "Threatening"??
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/13783677/katie-price-teases-new-music-comeback-losing-mucky-mansion/
* And another load of old rubbish about it's "singing" career. "Comeback"? It would have to have been "somewhere" to begin with in order to Come Back surely???
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-prices-musical-comeback-star-33636547
* Is it fretenin' this crap as it's cabaret repertoire?? OMG!!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3161/3161894-2e9c3b5f977ed5a1fba8b30c909dfd7d.mp4

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
10.9.24 - The latest Book of Lies (that she reckons is still riding high on The Times' inaccurate listings) & is in reality floundering at #3000-and-falling fast on Amazon!

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
Take note of the skank's final words on the subject
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3152/3152570-35da5d1e80d99513b6ccf96cf6d1d9d7.mp4
7.9.24 - https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1945462/Katie-Price-bankrupt-Mucky-Mansion-sale
8.9.24 - The media are digging deep again, here highlighting how the thing even knocked a £700 debt! Thread #176 number 720 on Katie Price forums on the 4th August 22 there were some of her other ccjs listed but obviously there have been a lot more since then https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1945752/katie-price-court-CCJ-bankruptcy

The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
4.9.24 - they're a bit late with this one Fresh blow for Katie Price as real mess of £1.5m Mucky Mansion is revealed after men break in to film crumbling home | The Sun
What they're really saying is that the place was left as an absolute kharzi considering this was AFTER the mass clean-up
9.9.24 - The sale of the old Shitty Shack for £1.5k has fallen through so its back to square one again racking up more debt onto her bankruptcy. Not that skank gives a shiny one though https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13828883/Katie-Price-major-sale-Mucky-Mansion-eviction.html
Then theres this crap they added on:-
"The former glamour model, 46, owes £750,000 to the taxman and has been declared bankrupt twice having blown a multi-million-pound fortune over the last decade.
She avoided having to discuss her finances at the public hearing last month after her lawyer said she suffered from PTSD and pleaded to allow her to reveal how she spends her money at a private meeting. An insolvency judge at the High Court agreed to the request and said the timing of the meeting should be kept secret. "
How true this is we don't yet know when as far as anyone was concerned, on the last outing the judge said the all paperwork had to be handed in by 17th and the hearing was scheduled for the 24th Sept .

Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie -
3.9.24 - Yes skank says she's getting her licence back again - we'll see about that then eh?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/30229745/katie-price-getting-driving-licence-back-any-day-now/
Comments are nevertheless Not Kind #
5.9.24 - here taking the piss out of the plods. Yes the Untouchable One thinks she's winning!

6.9.24 - heres an interesting one for you
* Is skank in court soon re any of the accusations in that re-issued F4J piece? That might explain her "Ize a grate Muvva!" rubbish on FB and overloading the internet with her Harvey pics - something is very obviously afoot

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Cole aka Crawl -
3.9.24 - He's started his campaign - bring it on Cole! He's dropped this lot and gone off to Paris with his much younger, thinner and prettier girlfriend
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-ex-rages-shes-33588099
4.9.24 - heres The Sun following up on Cole's exposé of the skank. He says the skank made "Absolute mincemeat" out of him in the three years he put up with her so you have to wonder/wander what sort of fate awaits poor ineffectual, little Bongo??
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/30244014/katie-price-ex-carl-woods-cheat-rant-jj-slater
4.9.24 - The Mirror again https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-carl-woods-biggest-33600067


Legohead Bongo aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
6.9.24 - so this appears to be the corporate HQ of Bongo's multi-million pound bizzniss Empire, ie a few ropey tshirts and hats shoved into some wire racking! Yeah that'll keep the skank in a style she's apparently accustomed to won't it?
This picture of Corporate HQ would probably explain why he is in debt to the tune of 31k in that he's never permitted to "work" on this successful bizznizz enterprise anyway when he is required to escort the skank wherever it goes Buddha can't help ya there either!! BTW, his family must be so proud, plus when was the last time he was out with a mate? A mate sometimes used to feature in the odd post in the beginning but now he’s Billy-not-allowed-any mates by order of the skank.
8.9.24 - so he did not accompany it to Lurgan for the Plasterclass. It really does look like she is slowly getting rid of him & phasing him out, the problem being she hasn't been able to snare another victim yet so cannot entirely ditch him because she Cannot Be Seen To Be ALONE, oh and she needs a Driver on call 24/7. She does have a big problem with this Showmance since they’ve been ‘together’ for 9 months but still theres been no engagement & no marriage so its all been completely pointless & an undoubteded FAKE, even Skank’s not going to tolerate that situation for too much longer so will be actively searching for another victim who will play The Game with her! Even some of her Braindead fans are starting to realise this isn’t real, many barely acknowledge him as her partner and neither does she anymore, she treats him with disdain on the Lives & she can hardly bring herself to even mention him - he’s just another guy who hangs around with her, ie the one who is usually stoned. The problem is that she can’t keep saying ‘we’re taking it slow” since very few believe that BS anyway because she doesn’t do slow in relationships, the reality is that the victims are always selected &/or married off within a few weeks, plus the media have no interest in one-dimensional boring Bongo as they can see it’s all a big fake con-trick. She wants him out, but she still desperately needs him as a chauffeur and its highly likely she may be channelling some of her illicit coin through him.
* Poor little Bongo also looks and sounds thoroughly bored of all the crap on The Clan Grifter Gravy Train, especially as he'll have been getting in the neck from his Real Mummy yet now he just looks an utter BERK to the world in general & has been very quiet since the airport arrest fiasco. Basically it looks like the entire scenario based on this crap with the skank isn’t the sort of "fame" she promised him or what he thought was coming his way, & now skank is just making him look even more stupid with every passing day along with his family and friends pleading with him to stop the nonsense now. It’s clear they have no chemistry together - it’s as fake as a fake thing could be - but again it'll be down to skanky to decide when he goes then she can start accusing him of EVERYTHING like she always does. How much longer can they drag this grim charade out??
9.9.24 - Bongo has posted a photo of a T-Shirt box in his car. Methinks he is being slowly released from this showmance, skank is spending more time away from him, (she may have another court case today re the London comment on her FB), or is she just stalking a Noo Egg, or maybe some of those ‘business opportunities’…wink, wink, say no more???. Whatever it is she doesn’t require him as her chauffeur so he's released from his leash again so he'll he’ll stay while longer as she still needs him, but his time is coming to an end and she is certinly up to something. We always know when she goes this quiet that a Noo Game Strategy is in play.
12.9.24 - So it was out alone again minus Bongo at Hickstead - no doubt predating the young horsey types or a geriatric (by her low standards) chancer like Polo Egg was. It seems she hasn't got a replacement tied down yet so will keep Bongo on a loose leash for a little while yet then once he's ditched it will be posts and stories about "needing to get over the best relationship ever.... they will always be friends..... that the media pressure caused the split with their fake stories". Thats even though everybody knows it was ALL just a sham. Der Troof behind it will be that Bongo will have fulfilled the terms of his Contract with the skank as The One #3698 but declined to extend it so she was obliged to get trawling for another mug to take over.

# Ouch!! -
3.9.24 - and this no doubt is exactly why Junior keeps his mates far distant from Mother-of-the-Century - for that very reason. (This is Cole's little stab at the thing) https://closeronline.co.uk/celebrity/news/carl-woods-slams-katie-price-cheater/
Bongo must be "That poor fucker" then
* Of course the thing will ignite with rage over this like it does whenever her exs DARE to call her out on anything, then out comes her & Edna screeching "That's all in her past............... Ize/we down't comment about that....... moved on......" Its all very well stating that dearies when EVERY SINGLE TT / LIVE / CRAPCAST/ WHATEVER, she mentions "HER PETE", GUARANTEED.
NOT MOVED-ON AT ALL in troof!
*

11.9.24 - These comments are becoming more regular recently. Has Queen of Delete the sagely Edna been "forced" to rest due to her gargantuan Pregnancy?? LOL
Nice to see people pushing back against the "bestest muvva eva" narrative.

Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
11.9.24 - here it is at Hickstead with a mystery person filming the thing. Last time it started pitching-up at these horsey things it thought it had recruited Polo Egg (before he ran away screaming for mercy & denying everything)
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3162/3162548-d661d67b57a69876d82c7ed3c250c9e8.mp4

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
6.9.24 -https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-goes-back-normal-33615162 She's probably after some work promoting Sainsbury's by posting this rubbish but the media are clearly taking the piss! Can’t she be demure & mindful and keep that crap private?
#desperateforcash #leavemealonethepressarenasty #twicebankrupt #spendspendspend
And here we are - reduced to posting boring, pictures of herself pushing a trolley around the supermarket & loving herself as usual instead of starring at Zleb Events these days. Actually this year its NOT Awwwllll Abbahhhht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at the NTAs. Skank's not been listed for a single thing, not even any of her 'Arvey crap - but she might get a go at the Notable Turds Awards? !
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/30276050/katie-price-tight-face-chiseled-jaw-ear-lobes-facelift/
"Casually flicking her hair to the side, she revealed her ears - which appear to have no lobes........................"(and they're stuck on her cheeks too)
8.9.24 - for some reason at the moment Isss Awwwlll Abbahht Skankchat (Snapchat) with the skank - just look at the riveting content its dishing out! WOO HOO!!
This rubbish seems to consist of making the maximum use out of Harvey by posting old videos of him as well as fascinating stuff about getting her roots done again or pretending to be in demand for early morning "meetings"............. These "meetings" are obviously NOT ones with the Courts nor the Trustees. And why is it trying to imply its even got it's plastic arse out-of-bed "early" anyway??
11.9.24 - and taking the piss out of her numerous Court dates having taken the piss out of the plods last week. Why not try being submerged in a vat of industrial strength Febreeze and Dettol and left to marinate for 6 hours instead??
When is this thing actually going to get DONE?????

"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
6.9.24 -It has announced that it's exciting yoochoob channel Awwwllll Abbahhht MEEEEEEEEEEEEE will be "dropping" in the next few weeks. (Not as fast as her drawers drop in front a a Potential Noo Egg though). Strange that, considering it was supposed to be coming back in December 2023 and nothing happênned then either
10.9.24 - More rubbish about her supposéd "Comeback" from this illiterate clod
How will she fit this in amongst everything else?
The latest announcement of her Amaaaaaazin' singing Tour
Another 35 pride gigs to sing at.
A girlie holiday to Ibiza.
A holiday with H.
Panto with Kerry cokehead.
Paramedic training.
Life coaching.
Voluntary work.
A 60 years in the business party to organise.
Various businesses to launch.
Various TV reality shows to film. (plus the ones already filmed and due for release imminently - allegedly)
Various documentaries to film.
A YouTube channel to launch.
A family of 5 kids to look after 24/7.
A cooker to clean.
Engagement party to plan.
A wedding to plan.
A surrogate to find and then go to America to collect the baby gravy
Interviewing Death Row murderers in Texas
A podcast to release weekly.
Alan the therapist to see weekly, fortnightly, monthly, yearly.
A trip to Dubai for another singing gig. (so thats what they call it these days eh?)
More surgery
Arse and lip Filler
Eyebrow de spockifying
Tattoos of the other 4 kids
Nails
Hair
Turkey teef fitting
Only Grans exclooosive speshul content
Snapchat exclooosive speshul content
Olympic horse riding
So much to do yet so little time (in between Court dates............................)
10.9.24 - and heres the funniest thing out of all of it - "Jordan" is coming back! (as if it ever really went away)
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-not-listening-those-33638535
* So yes, this is the creature who fails to turn up to booked venues/appearances or turns up late, is rude to other professionals and never pays people back. How long do you think she'll last these days...?!!
"A source told The Sun: "Katie is desperate to go back to the glory days and is convinced a return to her glamour modelling roots will make it happen." However, the insider added: "She doesn't seem to understand that times have changed and there isn't an audience for Jordan these days."
Katie is reportedly refusing to listen to advice and is determined to make the comeback happen. In the 1990s and early 2000s, Katie appeared on the covers of various magazines, including Loaded, Maxim, FHM, and American Playboy. She "retired" the Jordan persona after meeting her first husband, Peter Andre, in the I'm a Celebrity jungle in 2004. Katie shifted her focus to launching novels, beauty products, fragrances and electricals. After three divorces, Katie has found it challenging to sustain a career that once saw everything she touched turn into gold."
* Skank obviously thinks her done-on-the-cheap fotershewt for the now-online "Loaded" mag (for sad old geezers) is the herald to her glittering return, that every sleazy magazine will be bombarding her with pleas to put her plastic norks on their centrefolds. The reality of very different skanky luv
* In any case, she tried to bring "Jordan" back in January 2023, this glorious occasion where Junior died inwardly on-the-spot at the sight of Muvva Dearest dressed like the slag she is and chucking herself at anything under 20 years old with a pulse That too was a failure on all counts

Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage! -
4.9.24 - Yes you too can purchase a ticket to watch the thing being replastered with Polyfilla in Lurgan and listen to it's dulcet tones for an hour screeching about everybody who has" Dun Meeeeeeeee Wronnngg innit!" Well-worth fifty quid a seat and thats not even for the so-called VIP tickets either! What a bargain!
Wonder/wander how many tickets they'll have to give away of the remainder to make the event appear to be a Sell-Out or even popular??
7.9.24 - frantically flogging tickets for this fiasco - look at the deep furrows around it's gob though

7.9.24 - Lurgan Plasterclass. It looks like she wouldn’t let Milano post any photos of her, (they have only posted one photo), Nothing else so far from their SM.
* Also it appears there was no Bongo with her.
* Yes its there in Lurgan wearing JYY's bestist knock-off nylon nasties and thats it - news blackout by Order of the Skank

"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
3.9.24 - Fresh stress for Katie Price as x-rated NAKED shower video leaks online | The Sun So lets get this straight then - the fact "someone" has shared those delightfully tasteful images of the thing in the shower has really affected it's Mentawl 'Elf (so it says), however, if you pay her directly on Only Grans for a laugh to have look at her wonky norks then thats perfectly OK? 'Er Mentawl 'Elf is OK with that then? ! HMMMMMMMMMMM
* Why is it kicking-off about those nudie gruesome images but she hasn't said a word about the pic? NOTHING! Perhaps this does indicate that these have been released by "someone else" which means she won't earn a penny from them, BUT the picture was put out there by her with the intentions of trying to drop someone else (KH) in it? Theres always an ulterior motive with the skank - we know how it's seedy little three-celled brain works

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
3.9.24 - here it is hawking another range of God-awful clothing at the Braindeads with a bit of Pointy-Toe-Pouty-Face and thinking she's a catwalk moddle instead of the raddled old Tit Moddle that she actually was

https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3148/3148598-555d0c598d1022bc69de773ddca78b65.mp4
* And the music she chose too..... Heres this 46 year old skeletal-legged, deformed looking thing who really thinks she’s “A pretty girl walking like this”…. What ridiculous delusions does skanky live under when she believes she looks like an 18 year old girl and what 18 year old girl is going to want clothing worn by someone who could almost be her GRANDMA??
3.9.24 - now back on an FB Live this time
* It has Captain and Batman the Chi's there with it
* It went to cinema last night and going again tonight & it "cooked" her faymus spaggy bog! woo hoo!!
* Those fiends in the Press still slag her off, despite writing a letter to them in her book
* Still pushing the narrative about MY BOOK being at number 3 - even when its NOT!!!
* Going on about her worstest evva ADHD (but she hates being labelled you understand)
* She’s off to IOW on 19th September to visit AFP
* ALL her shows she has filmed will be on tv soon. (of course they will skanky
* BTW, The house is being invaded by flies again...................................
* It grandly announces that Ben, who used to film her years ago is coming to film her tomorrow for her YouTube & her dodgy mate Jamie has just turned up.
* She's been horse-riding twice this past week too (So skanks been horse riding twice this week - isn't that the same excuse it used when she was cheating on sink boy with Polo Egg? Also the "I'm getting my licence back" - isn't that the same excuse it uses when she's been caught or appearing in Court yet again for driving offences, using the "I thought i was legal guys because Ize sent DVLA a letter!" excuse?.
* She’s going to try and come on Facebook everyday, yeah, yeah
5.9.24 - Another company stupid enough to believe her LIES about how her immense fan-base will buy their crap with just one word from her! It was recorded 8th July so not even a new ad which proves that skank has been on a huge downward trajectory for some time - the recent plunge is not a new thing at all! Just listen to it badly reading the labels on things because it didn't bovva to even research what was in this Amaaaazin' Box first, and its all screeched with a faux "So excited!!" tone in it's rabid ramblings. Its looking mighty rough too even before the last batch of serjeries. In fact its a manic mess, like a smackhead advertising the stuff they've shoplifted
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3150/3150971-0b4cec34950c3f9edb0a4e0864a4582c.mp4
7.9.24 - Dear God look at this hideous thing its trying to flog to the Braindeads!
* and look - her Court outfit has made it onto the JYY website - the silly hat does not come with the set in case you want one.
https://jyy.london/collections/katieprice/products/off-the-shoulder-loungeset-camel
7.9.24 - Its Live folks!
*She can’t remember the last time she was drunk…
*She’s talking about the kids back at school again - why??
* She”s on the vape again, she admitted it, she has failed to give it up Sez she's not vaping "Nearly as much though...."
* Jeyda is going to Belfast with her - they're doing lives at airport and on the plane (Thrilling)
* Got the heating on with the patio door open behind her ' its SO hot in here' - money to burn obviously, literally!
* Her weight loss was due to moving and stress (So not Ozempic then? It was nothing to do with the pile of Ozempic boxes sat in her kitchen and her following Ozempic tips accounts on insta ?)
* Over 1k have already switched off the live, its that bad!.
* 2 little dogs just wandered out the door. (Batman and Captain) wonder who is looking after while she disappears off to Belfast?.
* She keeps complaining about the heat, moans that she’s sweating - the patio door is open, the windows are open when she has previously stated she has the heating set at 30 degrees all the time so this will be costing £100s of pounds a week to run. She has the heating on all day set that high & its a bloody joke - this is how she wastes so much money, her monthly bill will be well above £1000 - it will be ridiculously high as winter approaches.
* Getting her lips done next week
* PFP having heart surgery in a couple of weeks, so they will be staying with her - lucky them!!!
11.9.24 - Another Ad posted & unmarked by the thing. Obviously it ain't ill, otherwise it wouldn't be lying there getting it's baboon's arse lips refilled would it???

F4J Dive In on the Skank -
6.9.24 - F4J are posting about her again . It an old one but nevertheless it shows they have far from done with her as yet
https://twitter.com/i/status/1832005673858609491

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
4.9.24 - Here comes The Mirror now pointing out the strange phenomenom of skank's lugholes now being on her cheeks since the last batch of surgery in Turkey, in fact next time she has a rearrangement of her ugly visage they'll be alongside her nose and she'll look like she's got an orange-peel effect butterfly glued to her face https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/fans-fear-katie-price-spot-33596567
"A vast number of people have adherent earlobes, which means the lobes hang down and are not attached to their faces. However, attached earlobes are far less common as they are smaller in size and directly attached to the side of the individual's face. Prior to Katie's operation, Katie had adherent lobes but now they appear to be attached to her face."
* "What happened to your earlobes?" asked one follower. "Her face is gonna meet round the back of her head if she carries on,"
* They also make note of people who are not impressed by the thing's "Demure & mindful" bollocks!
"But while some expressed concern about Katie's appearance, others were left engaged as they failed to see the amusing side of her video. One fumed: "This is so sad and childish." Another echoed: "Not sure that this is very demure." "Privately? Haha you couldn't do anything private," someone else mocked. While another follower commented: "Girl, do you even know what demure means because this is not it."
5.9.24 - taken from yesterday's grifting video - just look at it's nose! Two different shaped nostrils containing what does appear to be a white powder....... No wonder the thing was jabberring away like a chimpanzee throughout this flog-a-thon
* This image got past the filter Look at the ridge between the slug-brows, the wonky eyes, the collapsing nose, it's gob and the cheeky-ears approaching the camera. This last surgery was a real cracker wasn't it? Let's be honest here, nothing matches on the skank any longer. Symmetrical is not a word you could use to describe her although at least the nostrils are in the right place for the moment, unlike the slug-brows, the Spock ears, the droopy arse cheeks, the wonky tits and the stick on nipples Love that she keeps covering the Spock eyebrows and the cheeky ears up with her clip on hair topper, sorry, I mean her natural hair that is 100% growing out of her head. Of course it is...............................
* Just look at the profile pic of it these days
7.9.24 - The Mail are running with the surgery fails! https://www.archive.is/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13822183/Katie-Price-sixth-facelift-result.html
'Obviously natural isn’t the look Katie is ever striving for and her cosmetic and plastic surgery is synonymous with her brand and publicity. Publicity aside there’s a very real concern that she has an addiction to surgery and body dysmorphic disorder- all the more reason why surgeons should not be carrying out work on her.
'You can see the skin on her face is too tight already and certainly won’t benefit from a further facelift.
'She has what we call Pixie ears; a complication that can occur after a facelift where the skin has been pulled too tightly during the procedure causing the lobes to look stretched/pulled down. From the markings drawn on her face she looks set to have a comprehensive deep line facelift including a brow lift, neck lift and lip lift.
'Possibly she’s having the pixie ears corrected with this deep line facelift- if done well it will take the pressure and tension off the ear and solve the problem.
Well, looks as if the cheeky ears didn't go according to plan then!
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-shocking-10k-33616056 Now the Mirror
* https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-seen-bandaged-face-33615986 and the Star
"We are the Cheeky Ears, we are the Cheeky Ears................."
* Just look at the age-spots inside her lughole though - thats quite an achievement!
9.9.24 - and now this!! It's got mysterious lumps everywhere woo hoo!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/30338357/katie-price-sparks-concern-as-fans-worrying-detail/
"Flaunting her curves, the 46-year-old arched her back in the photo and a number of her followers noticed a misshapen detail in her lower back. And as ever, they failed to keep their comments to themselves.
One said: “Whats wrong with your back. That’s not healthy.”
Meanwhile another said: “Hows your spine love, aching?” Another person said: “Oh my god what is that shape.”
And another follower said: “Your back must really hurt.”
* Liked the poll at the bottom though! When asked if you follow Katie Prices career, 70% say she shows up against my will!
10.9.24 - Katie Price fans accuse her of photoshop fail as she reveals final results of facelift surgery | The Sun As if eh?
Why does the media do this anyway when they accuse people who call the thing out with being “fans” of it? Far from it matey!!! Those true “fans”, the Braindeads, are so far up her plasticised jacksy that they see stars and would certainly NEVER utter a bad about their wonderful idol, so therefore the rest of the planet who see what a PoS it actually is are most deffo NOT FANS OF IT are they??! This strange phenomenom can only be attributed to the fact its technically not the media saying she looks completely shit or is a weapons-grade twat, even though they are saying it indirectly
* Incidentally would you not think that undergoing all this invasive surgery that the thing LOVES she would be "mindful" to ensure she adhered to every single hygeine isshoo going? It seems not - just look at the close-up of this image where it appears it had all that facial butchery done having NOT cleaned off half a ton of mascara or removed those false eyelashes first! How its not had septacaemia yet is a bloody miracle but then again, it exists in filth so her plastic body is probably completely in-tune with it and therefore immune to everything.
11.9.24 - the fish lips have been re-inflated again,, next she's having the arse pumped up too
The filters are working overtime though One small question here - if she’s so happy now with how she looks, why is she still using weapons-grade filters??!!
* why is she so smug when she looks positively awful? Her hair is racing away from her forehead in this photo Still theres always the hope the lips or more probably the botoxed arse gets infected because there NO WAY she can keep pumping into her body without consequences. Her immune system must be at breaking point by now, she never bothers with aftercare anyway and these dodgy "procedures" are conducted in non-sterile dirty environments so how she manages to avoid complications and infections is unbelievable
* If you need a laugh have a look at Lift Assfetiks own videos on this procedure on the skank then see for yourself how terrible the lip filler looks. Funniest bit of all It was skank stating that she is getting more bum fillers"Because she wants a nice plump “courageous” bum"!!!! Presumaby the fick bint meant "curvaceous" but her bum will indeed need courage to cope with the large amounts of cheap filler pulling it down to her saggy knees
* Another strange little anomaly concerns these dodgy procedures. So after skank publicly trashed Ellie, slagging her and her fillers off, it seems she's returned again to do the lips & arse, proof really that nobody else in the industry will touch skank with a barge poll nor give her a freebie for some advertising, hence its back to that Ellie who actually IS that desperate now! In fact she's gone back to the skank and the pair of them are now using each other, ie skank needs a freebie so will advertise Ellie and in turn Ellie (who's under investigation for dodgy practices), doesn't care at all about the welfare of skank's braindeads and followers as long as they pay the money. Ellie is preying on skank's gullible sheeples for work and coin.
NB - So the woman she slagged-off only last month is back doing skank's arse and rubber lips again eh?
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/katie-price-wishes-never-had-33444063
12.9.24 - Note in this The Sun carry on with skank's hilarious faux pas about having a "Courageous bum" instead of a "Curvaceous bum" - Just underlining how FICK skanky is in trying to use fancy words when she has no idea of their context
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/13799761/katie-price-controversial-butterfly-lips-surgery-bum/

Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
3.9.24 - her latest bandwagon - "Demure and Mindful................." FFS what possible concept does this thing actually have about "Respectful, Demure or Mindful" anyway, her being the crass, disgusting, foul-mouthed dollop that it is??
*The comments - asking if she knows what "Demure" even means and saying she's "Anything but "Demure....", then theres also the thing yelling at some bloke 'Bet you got one bollock you dickhead and you obviously fancy MEEEE, billy with the little willy!" screeched out on Twat Tok live. That is very demure, very respectful & very mindful innit?

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
4.9.24 - Oh dear, skank will be furious - one of the Ex-Husband Squad is daring to do a Tell-All Abaaahhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/30238916/katie-price-kieran-hayler-tell-all-book-deal/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_campaign=sunshowbiztwitter&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1725387665
"And The Sun can exclusively reveal Kieran, 37, will reveal all about what life was really like with 46-year-old Katie."
Its about bloody time someone stuck it back at her after all the shite she has hurled at everybody else, especially Kieran!
* Bet The Sun have already bought the serialisation rights too.................

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
4.9.24 - I defy anybody to state that this thing is not coked-off its trolley again. Look at the manic eye movements, the constant grinning for no reason, the sniffing & rubbing her wonky snout, the rambling manic speech & talking more than normal (even for her.) Its all there, plain as daylight. And its getting it's driving licence back is it??
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3150/3150072-c68031e7e127ebd4b3ae1e33a6feaf4d.mp4
6.9.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/30269522/katie-price-slammed-vaping-video-mums-terminal-condition/
The Sun digging-in again

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA - Justice for Blade!
3.9.24 - OMG! Its got another dog!! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3149/3149031-45191cb4a283f7594d017e0b80d859bc.mp4
* Skank must have more than 1 dog there because on her live rubbish the other day there were several dogs barking and she shouted "BOYS shut up!" (plural) So where did Lady the black lab go to?? She was last seen 'playfighting' with Frog the cat who apparently "Had to be put to sleep..." No sign of Lady since that pic - WTF is happening????? More animal deaths??
4.9.24 - Heres the Sun questioning the reappearance of Captain and Batman, the Chi's, at the Rancid Rental - how come they did not notice the cat has a very sore leg too??? ‘How are you allowed to keep animals?’ rage Katie Price fans as she cuddles puppy after eight pets die in her care | The Sun
*They readily note "fans" rage at the acquisition of more pets
"Why are you even allowed to keep any more animals how long before this one gets given away because it’s not cute enough for instagram or it dies like most of the animals you have had in your care," one asked.
"Every animal she has ever owned has died the most horrific of deaths or she’s just given them away like they mean nothing," said a second".
* Oddly enough these two Chi's were supposedly sold last October for £2000 apiece so why are they back eh???

* Note the links at the bottom of this article that the Sun ensured to provide
6.9.24 - Just look at the appalling video it decided to share, this being the "Animal Lover" that she says she is
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/30279648/katie-price-shares-horse-horror-video-pets/
The Sun were on it like a ton of bricks though so good for them and said video rapidly vanished from it's sm's
8.9.24 - it appears the pony she bought for Bunty is now up for sale. Maybe a case of "Ize carnt ave Bunty so's she ain't gettin' no poney off MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
* Being sold through an Agent

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
6.9.24 - oh dear, its no wonder Edna has gone on the missing list for it seems she has got herself a Twoll, that is someone who speaks out against her and her lousy grifting asshole fammerly and is determined to see the bloody lot of 'em fall finally!
They also make it clear they know its Edna who is in control of the skank's Delete Button to remove anything They don't like & it seems this person has complained to their MP as well. However I'm pretty sure the Oracle wot is the skank will have gently explained to Edna that now she's got herself A Twoll that means she's really reached the zenith of Z-lebdom Edna does love to put stories up about moaning about work though. Does she not love her job? Maybe she should spend her full time devoted to looking after skanky & Clan Grifter interests, The Delete Button and the crapcast instead? (Thats IF it hasn't been scrapped already)
10.9.24 - As seen on FB -

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
6.9.24 - Its re-using photos of H from 2021 but not putting dates on them so they look like New Content. Posted one today from 2021 when H smashed the car window because he'd got hiccups!
9.9.24 - and so it goes onwards Using H for Publicity & Sympathy. It seems skank has put a video of Harvey eating on Facebook, he tells her to "fuck off!" then gives her the finger . Some are chastising her but most are enjoying Harvey’s humiliation - he’s just a person for ridicule now,, a Comedy Turn
10.9.24 - this sudden cranking-up of the Using Harvey technique is surely for a reason for only yesterday The Star printed another pile of BS claiming that AFP "phoned Dwight York (in fact his manager NOT DY personally) every year on H's birthday, begging him to come and see his son........" It IS in D.Y.s diary so he makes sure he's 'out' when old Iron-Lung speaks to his manager! This is all such suspicious timing again.
12.9.24 - Skank's FB page is on hyperdrive posting old videos, latest is a clip from the podcast bitching about Sharon Osborne, but she still ensures to squeeze a bit more Use out of H. Yes - the thing has again posted that photo of her in bed naked alongside a sleeping Harvey,, the disgusting trollop

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
4.9.24 - on today's brief FB live it was waffling-on about being busy in getting the kids back to school etc. That in itself that was quite surreal (and an effing great LIE) considering she doesn't actually have ANY OF HER CHILDREN any longer because they've all been removed from her despite Dim Lynne's best efforts! Did she really say "Back to the routine........ dinner, bath, bed"? When did J&B get any of that? Dinner was begging at neighbour's gate or eat raw noodles or the odd crumpet from the toaster, bath was a shower from the drips coming through the ceiling and bed was a tent in the corridor or mattress on the floor! More often than not they were on the internet half the night whilst she was off her trolley so yeah she's a really grate muvva eh?
6.9.24 - Its really pushing the Grate Muvva Fing over on FB currently (or at least Edna is on skank's behalf) - but the comments are very different to how they were once-upon-a-time. On reading the FB comments loads of people saying KP hasn’t had the kids since April with a lot now saying they're completely fed up with her flagrant spending all the time and not paying her bills and debts.

Fwends Woo Hoo! -
7.9.24 - GC steps up to the marker with advice to a fellow BANKRUPT https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/30293467/gemma-collins-issues-katie-price-warning-mucky-mansion/
* and maybe not-so-much-a-Fwend now for criticising Her Skankiness? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/30288567/olivia-attwood-swipe-katie-price-plastic-surgery/
7.9.24 - this doesn't bode well for the Kracktona / Skanky Fwendship, nor that documentary
Kerry Katona admits she 'didn't like' pal Katie Price's Jordan alter-ego and reveals she persuaded her to do OnlyFans | The Sun
9.9.24 - "Most Shocking Celebrity moments" skank is No.4. Nicola McLean says if people were kinder to the skank the "She might not of gone down the route she has....................."! Like hell Nico!! Just more excuses because its never her fault is it? !!

Only Grans and Suchlike -
3.9.24 - Its only got the hump because it won't make a bean out of these "leaked" revolting images
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-devastated-nude-shower-33586954.amp
7.9.24 - She's after parting Naked Rodney from his benefits again! In the same nonsense they call the skank an "Internet sensation" - yet the only time its been a sensation on the internet was when that pic escaped!!

Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!! -
9.9.24 - Skank must be going to the USA soon to film MEEEEE picking up that bucket of sperm she has arranged to use with an unknown surrogate, or maybe using that single viable egg of hers that she has frozen in her fridge alongside the rotten tomatoes and out-of-date yoghurts? Whilst she's there she can also pop over to Texas to run those interviews with death-row prisoners for Channel 4. That Susanna Reid has already done this a couple of years ago, but let’s face it she doesn’t have the interviewing skills that Skanky has & Skank will wipe the floor with Susanna’s efforts with her Texas death-row prisoner show. Now we wait

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock -
3.9.24 - These muppets have actually fallen for the subterfuge of it "wearing" a rather awful, baggy, shapeless, crinkled suit pretending to be all dynamic & bizznizzliyke in a pub beer garden! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-wears-suit-work-33588218 What sort of a dynamic "bizznizzpersun" would be seen dead in that hideous rag anyway, not less with a hoodie underneath the jacket?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-wears-suit-work-33588218 And what "WORK" are they referring to?
"Katie Price wears a suit while posing in a garden pretending she's working". There you go Daily Mirror, fixed it for you!
* As to this coming-weekend's unauthorised (by MEEEEEEEE) doclamentry on C5, Skank seems to forget that 99.99999% recurring of the rubbish & junk in the papers that she's whingeing about is stuff she herself released to begin with or they've taken directly off HER sm's. Therefore its down to HER innit?? Where will she find the money to pay to sue C5 then on top of all her other Court cases eh?
* As to the one person she says will defend her against all these dreadful allegations that C5 are going to sling at her - Katona - does she not realise that Katona would sell one of her kids to get MONEY so she's hardly likely to jeopardise her paycheck by defending the skank, bestie or not!! Maybe skank ought to be a little more concerned about Katona's gob sounding off about stuff she doesn't want broadcast???
* And heres the Sun outlining skank's boasts of today on her boring flog-a-thon, notably that she intends to have TWO holidays at least!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/30233648/bankrupt-katie-price-plans-for-two-holidays-thailand/
* Heres the Sun indicating another of skank's Live boasts
4.9.24 - The Mirror now sticking their two-penneth in about skank's boasting despite being A Double-Bankrupt!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-katie-price-breaks-silence-33593142.amp
They're pointing out that she's taking the piss because they're narked at her snippy remark to the journos outside Court
"Katie, who arrived at Rolls Building wearing an all-black outfit and kept herself hidden with oversized black sunglasses, replied: “I do.” ............. As she left court, Price told journalists: “I hope you reporters write a good story today, won’t you, all the bulls**t that you write, scumbags.”
A week later, Katie has now angered her Instagram followers after posting a bizarre new video. Fans are furious and have insisted that she's 'not dealing with anything privately' despite promising that she would.
The video in question sees the former glamour sitting on a deck chair while holding her pup. Katie appears to make light of her situation as she says: "Dealing with my finances privately, is very respectful and very demure." No skanky - you are a fucking deceitful, lying cheat instead
7.9.24 - The incoming programme on C5 Will it be another whitewash in skank's favour?

* However if they're saying she created alter ego Jordan they clearly haven't scratched the surface of her psyche. She IS Jordan.
"Jordan" emerges when men are around or younger, prettier girls/women. Even if a woman is with her partner she tries so hard to inflate her tits and lips and make the woman feel insecure. Also "Jordan" doesn’t like to be around her kids at all and will pretend she’s single and childless. She also had to be pictured with every Z lister in the room.
"Katie"- She likes to think she’s the loudest, prettiest, most talented and completely alluring woman at the table and she asks every female her age. She likes to compare herself to other women and make out she’s better. Katie tries to hard to be the perfect mum, wife & social media personality & this is The Version of the person you see when she’s on the podcast/tv shows or when she’s being interviewed. She used to carry ✈ around like a baby but used the youngest as a shield. The oldest kids were always with other relatives & bunged-off out of her way.
Then there’s "Kate" - a slobbish oaf, a disgusting noisy eater who is just crass, rude and obnoxious. She’s complains she’s unwell all the time. She ignores her children even when they are in the room and is always stroppy& narky with her family members and/or her current Victim (whoever it is). Kate ignores anyone else in the room because They Don't Matter. She will put herself in a corner and puts her hoodie up to eradicate everybody else because basically she's not interested if she’s not being paid, plus she's not cooperating nor anything else unless she the centre of attention and there are cameras around. Thats the "Kate" persona.
This version, "Kate" is the real persona - just ask any of her family members how many times they fall out with her or she blocks them and leaves the family what’s app group. She’s often MIA.
* This C5 programme is not an investigative doc & at best it will annoy Skank as she can't control the narrative or make money directly from it, but overall it will be a disappointment to us Truth Seekers most certainly
7.9.24 - then we get this bunch of sycophantic crawl-arses https://screenshot-media.com/culture/entertainment/katie-price-bankruptcy-cosmetic-surgery/
8.9.24 - So it blabbers-off on about going to Ibeefa this weekend instead of to Ireland for the next spectacular Plasterclass "event" and the unsurprisingly The Media pick up on it! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/30310731/katie-price-ibiza-makeup-masterclass-belfast/ Unfortunately they played right into it's talons really because here it comes with another nasty retort about how "They awlll LIE abaaahhhhtttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Isn't it ironic considering the amount of LIES she's fed to the media that somehow they still "believe" anything she puts out there? And then skank has the brass neck to call them out for twisting Der Troof with their "Poor journalism"? The only poor journalism going is when they repeat her fucking shit to begin with! (They did point out that she has a clear history of cancelling these grim events at a minute's notice though)
"Earlier this year, Katie cancelled her makeup masterclass in Birmingham at the last minute. She was set to join her make up artist Fern Howe-Shepherd where they would share her top makeup looks and explain how to recreate them. A VIP ticket also allowed fans to meet and greet with Katie where they would get the chance to have a photo opportunity with the star. Fans were devastated by the news, as they took to social media to figure out what had happened. One said: "Has it been cancelled???" Another added: "Hope I get a refund - I’m dying to go - it was a Christmas present." Someone else commented: "Don't the tickets say no refund? I'm sure when she did this before she gave no refunds or rescheduled."
Just a month later, Katie pulled out of a scheduled appearance in Brighton hours before. Back in 2022, Katie toured her makeup masterclass however some of the dates failed to sell out. On her Scottish leg of her make-up tour, Katie was greeted by just 12 people who had gathered outside to meet the star"
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-fuming-hits-back-33620402
* https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-clarifies-travel-plans-33621036
* So about 20 people then? How many of them are freebies to fill empty seats though?
8.9.24 - here we go with th C5 exposé about her missing Millyuns! Prepare to be disappointed as usual
* They acknowledge it was Clare that gave skank her "fame" - she won't like that at all!
* Its mostly Katona waffling-on - she won't like that either!
* They say skank binned £5.000 per show for Loose Wimmin !!
* Kieran getting a kicking for having an affair with Pountney, nothing about her own behaviour though And why exactly did they use a photo of Alex cross-dressing anyway??? It has nothing to do with this bullcrap I hope he sues them!
* The bit about when she and PA got divorced the narrator said that divorce cost the Skank 2.5 million - thats LIES again & obviously based on what she insisted happened. PA might well of got £2.5 million but he stated all he took out of the marriage was half of what they earned together which he was more than entitled to (presumably thats all the tv shows etc), he kept his house in Cyprus because he owned that long before the skank came along and he got nothing else - skank kept all the furniture and chattels from their grim marriage. Undoubtedly there will be watertight figures available from that from CAN to confirm it as fact but as usual C5 made it look like "Anuvva Bloke Fleeced MEEEEEEEEE".
* Saaarrrrfff Affrikka Incident - it’s now being blamed for ALL her mental health isshoos - FFS. They've gone with the "sexual assault version" of the story - the twarmer of this event apparently made her turn to ❄, even though she was snorting it when with Peter and ot formed a large part of why he ditched her to start with
* Debts - They say she was £3.26 million in debt 2018 and agreed to repay £1000 a month. (General opinion is that they've even got this figure wrong - it should have been £12k) Needless to add she didn’t pay anything and the total racked-up.
* Here we go with the Sympathy Card dealt from the bottom of the pack - none of it is her fault, all her zillions of previous partners are now getting the blame & this is going the way we expected it to sadly….its even got sad music & violins
* Mentawl 'Elf has been mentioned at least four times, its obvious that skank has a hand in this programme via the Mirror who seem to have a representative on this programme.
* The Sun reporter nearly dropped himself in the shit. Quickly paused and said "Major breadwinner in the last TWO marriages" but nearly said "ALL". Bet Claire’s on that like a rash. Go on Claire, go get them!
* Seriously, who writes this shit? Poor ickle wickle Katie , all those howibble howibble people and those awful ex husbands who are bringing poor poor Katie down. Fucks sake !
* Koketona defending her mate to the hilt! The junkie sez that "People don't want her to win....." Damned right Katona!
“Everybody’s rooting for Katie She appeals to everyone People want to see her bounce back” Really?
* Basically this crap was nothing new at all - you can learn more about the thing's real activities from reading HERE - what a shame the tv company didn't bother to do just that!
*Most of it was the usual bollox, it was absolutely nothing new, just another rehash of old stories mainly using her BS narrative yet again. Finally they said she was evicted, and mentioned the £5K rental, (she won’t like that), and they did have a slight pop at her attitude to her bankruptcy, that Kevin Mcguire questioned if she was hiding money although it did appear he was treating it all as a laugh really.
* They did also list her substantial debts, (she will not like any of this), but they didn’t go in on her anywhere near hard enough and they ended it saying she could make a comeback!!!!! DOING WHAT EXACTLY????? Can these imbeciles not see that this is not happening, that in fact its all over & we just await the final fall - she is never paying off these debts and no TV shows want her back. EVER.
* Sadly this was simply the usual pile of biased . It was absolutely nothing new, just the usual piss-poor journalism in which they excused her of everything really. There was absolutely no sympathy for those she owes money to either nor the effects her actions have had on countless innocents who trusted the skank to pay what she owed them legitimately, instead it was just the same-old-same-old CRAP! Like we'd even expected otherwise...... Why can NOBODY tell The Troof about her eh???
* Channel 5 should have detailed what caused Alex Reid to take 'civil action' against skank to be awarded thousands in damages that she still hasn't paid rather than simply use That Photo of him - not a mention of that nor what she owes anybody else - even H's old school got knocked by her!! There was nothing in the whole hour about the hurt and damage she has caused anyone else nor the massive debts she stuck onto people who don't have a hope in hell of ever getting a penny from it, nor the families she destroyed in doing so. Another total whitewash then
* No mention of the creditors of the x3 ccjs. x2 bankruptcies and people who have charges lodged against the mucky mansion - those victims are certainly NOT "Rooting for Katie" . In fact he whole programme screamed "How to spin the shit show that is skanky" and try to gain sympathy for her using appalling journalism. Oh and as to the alleged sexual assault in SA being to blame for absolutely everything? These journalists KNOW the truth but continue to spew this garbage.
* One more thing Channel 5. The photo of AR cross dressing was completely unnecessary. He is a victim NOT HER!
* The bit about when she and PA got divorced and the narrator said that divorce cost the skank £2.5 million - thats fucking lies & obviously based on what SHE said! PA might well of got £2.5 million but he stated all he took out of the marriage was half of what they earned together which he was more than entitled to (presumably thats all the tv shows etc), plus damages from the Court Case he and Clare won against skanky, but he got nothing else aside from his house in Cyprus that he owned already before skank rudely intruded on his life. She also kept the furniture & chattels from their grim marriage but that sure has not stopped her screeching that "Anuvva bloke fleeced MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
9.9.24 - https://www.12ft.io/https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13827105/Katie-Price-shop-duty-free.html
Now if anyone needs and deserves a boot in the cojones, its this berk from ITV
"Jeremy Daldry, Deputy Head of UK Factual at ITN says: 'Katie Price is a true British icon. She has been on our screens and in our papers for nearly thirty years: glamour model, media personality, author, businesswoman" A deluded, deranged mental case surely?? Someone who claims to be Head of Factual ANYTHING is coming out with this bollocks??
* Strangely theres not one single plagiarised article in the mainstream media about last night's shitefest on skank from C5.
Its a bit strange as the press are always copying and pasting articles amongst themselves, (especially when they've not been researched properly....!) yet theres NOTHING about that pile of garbage
10.9.24 - and finally here comes the Sun with a scathing article about this absolute piece of garbage, skanky - (concerning C5's lame documentary)
Bankrupt Katie Price slammed as she splashes out in duty free while TV show investigates her ‘missing millions’ | The Sun
11.9.24 - The Sun of course
"At the peak of her career Katie had an estimated fortune of £45m, thanks to her lucrative modelling career, book deals, and TV appearances. The cash-strapped mum-of-five was first declared bankrupt in 2019 over unpaid debts of £3.2 million.
In a podcast interview earlier this year, she blamed her exes who include Peter Andre, Alex Reid and Kieran Hayler and lawyers for her money woes.She insisted that funding her exes' lavish lifestyles with cars, watches, luxury holidays and homes left her finances in tatters. She added: "I went through a breakdown, this is how mine started - lawyers and exes, that is my bankruptcy thing.
"And obviously a bit of HMRC. "When I had my breakdown, if anyone has been depressed… I don't know if you've ever had depression.
"It starts with depression and you just want to sleep all day and not talk to anyone, the phone would ring and you wouldn't answer it.'
In March, Katie was declared bankrupt for a second time over an unpaid tax bill of £761,994.05.The demand for payment was made by HMRC last October. Katie was due to give evidence about her finances at the High Court but failed to turn up - holidaying in Cyprus with her new man JJ Slater instead. Her Mucky Mansion was a bomb site for years after it was burgled, flooded and swamped by an overflowing septic tank.
She finally moved out at the end of May and is renting a four-bed mansion in Sussex."
12.9.24 - heres the Sun commenting on skank "dropping" a Noo Singul onto the unsuspecting world........................... "Dropping" as in a massive smelly presumably? Katie Price hints she's dropping a new single with cryptic post - despite flop pop career | The Sun
"Katie Price has hinted that she’s dropping a new single with a cryptic post – despite her flop pop career "