Kate Price 55

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead Bong Boy aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* "Infamy! Infamy! Theyze Awl Gottit Infer MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die - Take Note AGAIN RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock



Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
Heres one for Skankenfurter
It's just some coke to the left, and the post boc to the right
Put your hands on your uneven Tits, and bend your bandy knees in time,
Then it's the pelvic thrust, the smell will drive you insane
Let's do the Skankruptcy again!!!!
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"Fynerlee isss 'appnin ter me, rite in frunt o' me fayce an' I juss carnt descwibe it..........................."
AT LAST!!

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
26.7.24 - The Book of Lies has dropped from 128 down to 192 on the Amazon book charts The comments say it all though
Its rehashed crap
28.7.24 - alas the Braindeads have been out buying this bullshit because it HAS made No1 on the Times list - not Amazon though. Or is it a case of idiots are buying it as an investment BEFORE it gets withdrawn to be pulped due to legal cases ongoing?
31.7.24 - So then, heres why it reached No1 in The Times chart - by a strange coincidence they just so happenned to run an Exclusive from the thing blaming everything wrong in her life on Everybody Else, but mostly men as usual! Odd that innit?
1.8.24 - The Book of Lies is off round the U Bend - on Amazon its plummeting downward now to #254 after just 2 weeks.

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
26.7.24 - the Star sticking it to her now. The biggest joke is mentioning her "top-tier ski trip" (ie the arse-end-of-beyond-in-the- snow & hardly "Luxury")
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-jetting-another-luxury-33333294
27.7.24 - yes heres the Sun on it now https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29499623/katie-price-bankruptcy-court-row-760k-tax-bill
* We know the thing likes it's 'olidays, but FIVE in a day?????
Still, they keep digging at it so its all good
28.7.24 - heres the excuse for her No Show
"Enough now! She's had enough!!"
Well so have the people she's ripped off - what about them eh??
* As to this week's appointment with The Beak (again), just because she has notes from "ferapist Alan" it doesn't mean the Court has accepted them now or will accept them in future. She's talked recently about needing a person to represent her at Court which she wouldn't need unless the process was still happening regardless of what it says, it has also been sent some sort of letter recently as reported in The Sun. Also, all her victimhood and medical notes did NOT stop the kids being taken from her. She talks all the time as if she is The Most Special Person In The Universe and everyone ought to accept this as FACT, however, just remember it insisted the Mucky Mansion is "Safe! No-one can take it from MEEEEEEEEE!" line.......its merely her usual rubbish!
29.7.24 - I wonder if the courts know that she has flown out on 'oliday today? If she is not listed in any hearing tomorrow, then either they are continuing without her or she has been deferred yet again. They will be looking mighty silly either way seeing as they threatened to arrest her last time if she didn't show this time around
* and this too "I have never been evicted because of bankruptcy, it was other reasons, but I absolutely love my new house and so do all of my kids. " So is that an acknowledgement from it that it HAS been evicted just not for bankruptcy???Its kind of true since the thing was evicted due to her immense multiple mortgage arrears which is a different kettle of fish to all her other debts and HMRC. Also this rubbish states that skanky has given up the booze (again); Funny then how it was photographed yesterday with a glass of Prosecco in hand eh?
30.7.24 - it appears the hearing is going ahead regardless of the skank being there or not!


Its the only case in Court 5 with Judge Burton & there seems to be a link between her TWO bankruptcies now so we shall see what happens. Judge Barton is one of the head judges here - she was the one who deducted 40% of her income from her Only Grans etc.
* As to the thing skipping off on yet another 'oliday/surgery jaunt fact is that skank has a history of extending holidays, especially if there is shit waiting for her on return or she hears they decided to arrest her for contempt, but skank said it’s all sorted, she’s not scared of court, blah blah blah. If that is so then why has Judge Burton got no other cases scheduled, just this?? Think we will just have to wait and see now.
* It appears the Trustees are going after her Twat Tok empire now though
* Heres the Sun (naturally!) highlighting her clearing-off on anuvva 'oliday to avoid today's events
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/29540558/katie-price-confirms-turkey-surgery-despite-court-double-bankruptcy/
* Oh and it was spotted at Heathrow airport terminal 5 so theres no doubt that it has fucked-off to AVOID today's shambles
BUT - look at this! WOO FUCKING HOO! They're going to nick the bitch when it returns from Turkey! On the other hand it might be unrecognisable so will get away with it yet again.....................
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/13509569/katie-price-facing-arrest-bankruptcy-hearing-holiday-turkey/
* Sky News have it too
It looks like they plan to arrest her then keep her locked up to ensure she attends another hearing at a date to be set

* It appears that Alex attended Court today
* Sinkboy is celebrating on Insta too
* Just nicking a Tattler avatar here - Bring it on!!!!
* It did not even send an excuse this time, no loving missive from Dim Lynne citing her Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos because skank has just fucked off and thats it! There was no excuse submitted this time apparently
"Issuing the arrest warrant, Judge Burton said that Ms Price had “failed to attend today’s hearing” and had provided no explanation for her absence.
She said: “It is in my judgement necessary that the court issue a warrant for Ms Price’s arrest.
She has no real excuse in failing to attend today’s hearing.”
She continued: “The reason for her absence today is irrelevant.”
Judge Burton said that an arrest warrant was not issued 'lightly' but that Price had offered only 'piecemeal co-operation' and failed to provide the 'most basic information' in relation to her bankruptcies.
* Surely even her most hardcore fans will now realise what a compulsive liar she is? "The bankruptcy is sorted"
The stupid waster skanky certainly wins Ozempic gold for idiocy and arrogance. "Never underestimate the Pwicey you cunts".
* Incidentally, in cases such as this one the culprit is not Bailed - they are held On Remand. Oh No! No spray tans, facials, surgeries, fake hair, extenshuns & wigs, no booze and NO dick for MEEEEEEEE! How will she cope???
* Even the BBC are reporting this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cne4k0w1m1ko?at_format=link&at_bbc_team=editorial
* And the Mail https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13687911/arrest-warrant-katie-price-bankruptcy-court-judge.html
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* It seems skank thought that handing over her collection of crappy old jalopies would clear her debt!!

* She has said in the past that she’d rather go to jail to get “All sorted” that way, however the moron doesn’t realise the money will still be owed regardless of how long she’s in jail for! The debt will still be there regardless of her going to prison
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On the basis of this skanky screwed herself over from getting discharged by Not Co-operating in any way
* What a week for the skank eh?? Being asked to her face by our wonderful @bluecups About her animal killing exploits, and now her apparent 'luck' running out with avoiding her court cases.What next eh?! Never underestimate the (amount of people who LOVE IT when they see you getting your comeuppance,) Pricey!
* https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/13510245/inside-katie-price-turkey-holiday-skip-bankruptcy-case/
* The judge said no valid excise for not turning up, does that mean whatever ”proof” she’s been submitting for her supposed signing off will be overthrown from now on??
* and now the thing has made it onto the ITV News as well!!!
* What a larf - the BBC using this flatterring image of it Ugly ol' frog-face itself!
* BUT THIS!!!! It has pocketed £85k from TikTok for her amateurish, naff, inept performances on there!!
What a fucking joke and she still hasn't paid a penny to ease her debts!!!. That's why she can afford everything, because she keeps every penny for herself, along with whatever she wants from the crap she's been flogging! What's happenned to this £85k then or has AFP re-stuffed the mattress??
* This is in the Sun article - says that is one of the sums that TT paid her to create 3 months content. What a waste of money - idiots! It does look like they sacked her though after her excrutiatingly BAD performances, they definitely stopped using her, but now BH is taking 40% of the lot so she won't see much of it - IF they use her again of course
* The Mirror are late to the game but its worthwhile - they are ripping at the thing!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-models-reason-snubbing-33358232
"So, why didn't Katie turn up to her bankruptcy case? Well, the former glamour model is currently living it up on holiday with her boyfriend, Married at First Sight UK star, JJ Slater. On the most recent episode of her hit podcast, The Katie Price Show, which she hosts alongside her younger sister Sophie, Katie revealed that she and JJ were headed off on another holiday together".
* If you recall on one podcast she said BH sorted and the 40% from Only Grans is only for a short time. Mirror says from OF and 8 other companies until Feb 2027! One simply cannot rely on what she says!
* One thing is certain though - she'll be formulating her excuses through a drunken stupor right now, ie "Reasons for Reasons/Men/Severe ADHD/Severe PTSD/Trauma/Triggers/Someone stole her post/But not her fault at all.............."
* "The court was told Katie was paid £84,000 by TikTok to create content for three months - but blew the lot. It also emerged she has been paid additional smaller sums by the social media site - one fee of £9,989.92 plus four smaller ones ranging from £18.99 to £277.49.
Katie was also supposed to hand over her six cars - a Volkswagen Beetle, a Nissan, two Range Rovers, Suzuki Vitara and Infiniti FX50 - on July 5. She also indicated she would hand over her pink Range Rover but has so far failed to do so.
Barrister Darragh Connell said: "The concern is that absent an order from the court, the position will remain the same and that these assets cannot be readily realised."
The court was told Katie owes 12 people or companies but has not paid a single penny to her creditors. This includes ex-husband Alex Reid, who told today's hearing that the mum-of-five is a "calculated, cold person".
He added: "I myself have suffered not only financial loss but the wellbeing of my family and my own mental health have suffered at the hands of Price."
Katie last week insisted "everything is sorted" with her finances as she promised to "never hit rock bottom again".
Babe, you have no idea what rock-bottom is but you will soon find out
* Even the Grauniad get a pop at her
* They were talking about her on C5 news this evening - they had a reporter in Court.
* It’s all starting to come out in The media now about just exactly how much she has been earning and still not paying her creditors so people will quite rightly be getting even more pissed off with her now! This was what she wanted hidden from the public so it’s doubly delicious it’s all coming out - and she cannot stop it!
* The Mail as well
* And to think Twat Tok paid her over £80k for moddlin' like this ➡
* But Happy Days are here finally! We now await her her arrest followed by her forced attendance of next BH, oh and the sheer delight of seeing the sparkly pink RR removed by bailiffs if she doesn't deliver it voluntarily Thats going to hurt isn't it Skanky, you love that monstrosity, its all you had left after losing MM ... bet you never cried over the kids being removed from your custody, but you will cry over that car ... hope it stings when cry after your Turkey face lift Furthermore you won't be seeing Clan Grifter's arses for dust now!!
* As to it's fleet of old jalopies, It seems skank was trying to fob them off as totally valueless. She was dictating to the bailiffs that her vehicles were worthless and refusing to cooperate over ownership of vehicles. She's been screwing with the bailiffs acting on behalf of AR for a while now too. But now the Judge has called her out and shot her down, demanding skank to produce the vehicles in question.
*And off we go with the excuses now Katie Price reveals shocking ‘real reason’ she skipped bankruptcy hearing as judge issues warrant for her arrest | The SunTheres not actually a "reason" in this but The Sun are loving it all & who can blame them??
* And this bit! WOO HOO!!!
* Now SB adds a bit as regards the jalopies
* So bruvva Danny and his Blacksheep are involved in skank's money subterfuges - no wonder The Clan didn't want skank to turn up at the hearing but It's going to be a bloodbath when they all start throwing each other under the bus. Get ready Danny boy your first to be thrown under the bus because you're like all the men in skank's Life - YOU controlling and using the thing for what you can get, plus skank has already accused him before of controlling and thievery of Her Munney & spending it on his house renovations and things. Wouldn't it be wonderful if forensic accountants do a deep dive of Danny and Black Sheep along with Edna, AFP and PFP???
31.7.24 - Here comes The Sun as regards her Last Surviving Bit of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - her pride and joy the Pink Monstrosity
Katie Price ordered to give up pink Range Rover after arrest warrant issued as she skips bankruptcy hearing for holiday | The Sun
So the Order was delivered on July 10th & she picked the pink thing up on the 6th which explains why she didn’t do many posts about it because she must’ve known all along it was going to get taken but she ensured to still blag the freebie and had the audacity to get "Pricey" emblazoned on it! She’s a criminal
* and this goes some way to explaining how she got away with not turning up on the 14th May

* The Twat Tok earnings mentioned above have now been added onto her earnings by HMRC for the next BH
* The gravy train is coming to a halt now. There’s going to be loads of legals involved. Arrest, fraud, hiding assets, etc. She has concocted thousands of lies & now it’s all coming to fruition so its likely to go quiet now until she’s arrested with none of the usual hideous bikini shots or anything else like that, but who knows with her? Karma has finally arrived in 2024. Hope Alex may reveal some snippets too. Justice for all her creditors, dead animals, exes & those poor kids. Need to get Harvey home asap too, away from this carnage
* This is her insisting she's been "Signed off" her Bankruptcy, how theres so many different types of Bankruptcy blah blah blah - and all parroted by some fool pandering to her. Viewing gold this is! https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3082/3082612-a0112227f399d1e1c65b9d763aae0da9.mp4
* And now this - skank intends to extend her 'oliday with a big FU to the bankruptcy hearings. Perhaps they ought to just go and fetch the thing rather than wait for it?? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29578555/katie-price-10k-surgery-turkey-revealed/
* https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13689885/Katie-Price-claims-signed-appearing-court-resurfaced-interview-judge-issues-arrest-warrant-failed-attend-bankruptcy-hearing.html What is it the thing is trying to rectify….all we have heard is…
The creditors…they can join the 'back of the queue' since she clearly doesn’t give 2 fucks about their mental health. Neither has she paid a bean towards her debts as requested or delivered goods as requested. (nb the £86k from Twat Tok)
HMRC…."will pay when I’ve got it as I have to live".
The court/Judge: Having a facelift under the guise of a working holiday is far, far more important than turning up after repeated warnings, wasting court time and taxpayer’s money. How brazen is she telling them she will sort things when she decides to return?.
TWO bankruptcies: Not embarrassed or ashamed in the slightest. But in her head everything is ‘sorted’
The children: They didn’t want you to have any more surgery, but you stick 2 fingers up at them by doing it anyway. She will also be on holiday when it is 2 youngest's birthdays. Why couldn’t she just take Harvey on a normal holiday?
The Media: They just reported what the judge said, unfortunately the thing is a household name so it will be reported on because people want to witness her downfall qt last - suck it up buttercup. (She's quick to rant at others in the media when they do wrong)
Therapy: Surely after the weekly/bi-weekly therapy she says she's been having for years, it should have completely transformed her by now?. She's fine to stand up in front of crowds, screech out dreadful "Moosik", talk about MEEEEEE on podcasts, but not stand up in a court of law and get her financial predicament under control?.
That statement was cringe/embarrassing/entitled and just shows she continues to bury her head in the sand hoping it will all disappear in a puff of vape smoke...
* Here we go again Trying to pass this off as "work" again now rather than it being an 'oliday fer 'Arv - but will she pay the tax on it??? This looks like Edna's handiwork though since theres too many Big Werds in it for skanky,
* AND the old Mentawl 'Elf card gets slapped on the table again The clan has 12 hours to come up with a response and that’s the best they can do
* So this is being put down to "Working" on a documentary for corrective surgeries to which she drags H along plus Bong Boy?? Working hard to pay what she owes is the gist of it, taking it so seriously that she skips court? THIS, THIS, is for the braindeads to sympathise with poor, picked on, bestest muvva KATIE FUCKING PRICE
* So they imply that the judge is a liar and that she’s actually keeping to the bankruptcy arrangements? Where are the cars you were meant to hand over then skanky? Hmm, but who to believe here eh? A respected High Court Judge who has stated that Price has not been co-operating with the process or paying anything to her creditors? Or Katie Price, liar extraordinaire who changes her story more often than you or I blink?.
* If Edna has put this out on her behalf she’s a disgrace within an enabling complicit bunch of misfits. Hope the judge and trustees see this pile of Perhaps when finally skank is arrested and held on remand Edna will release a statement saying the media are lying and that she is 'Filming a documentary about the overcrowding situation in UK prisons' ...
* Basically skank is STILL lying. She was bleating on all last week that she was taking H on holiday - not "working". She never stops with her compulsive LIES. There's a simple explanation though isn't there Skanky? It's so easy to forget you are in 2 bankruptcies & owe millions to many which is why you spent the lot on yourself
* And of course, "the media are out to get MEEEE again" . Except its the Courts that are out to get her at long last! . She had a date to turn up and yet again didn't & the media just reporting the facts. She can't stay above the law forever and deserves to be arrested on her return
* Even if this was a "work trip" skank was still obligated to attend the BH and that was made abundantly clear to the stupid lying Bint!!! She has been judged by an actual judge, found to be in the wrong and a warrant has been issued for your arrest.
No ifs or buts or lame excuses are going to make any difference to the facts and actual truth.
* Surely even the most braindeadest of the braindeads will understand this?. As to Edna, maybe now is the time for her to give up whilst the going is relatively good, stop defending the indefensible or prepare to be rolled under a bus by her loving sister whose only goal is to save her own plastic backside?
* The media have now picked up her bullshit Insta excuse
ttps://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-katie-price-breaks-silence-33356773
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29578883/katie-price-tiktok-court-hearing-bankrupt/ - the Sun really are gunning for the Omnishambles now
* But now heres some simpleton at the Times running this crap about poor misunderstood skanky! How stupid do they look now in light of all this eh? https://archive.ph/rBpoH
* This is a very succinct quote from Judge Burton acknowledging skank's use of resources when it suits MEEEEEEEE
Touché skanky!
* So this trip becoming a "Work trip / 'Oliday" is to try to lessen the public's anger at her - tell it to the judge after your arrest skanky because no one believes your crap!! The truth is now rightly in the public domain
* Katie Price’s £10k surgery in Turkey revealed - as pal says she’ll extend holiday despite warrant for her arrest | The Sun
She's not coming back anytime soon to try to sort out her mess so up yours everyone! They have casually mentioned - in BIG headlines - that this lot is costing her £10,000 though
"Katie has no intention to face the music back in the UK any time soon and is even thinking about extending the trip".
* Katie Price made staggering £84k in three months through TikTok - then blew the lot, court hearing reveals | The Sun
This will teach her to piss-off the media The Sun are on a roll now - their vengence knoweth no bounds, as she will realise eventually.
* Thus when the thing finally decides to return to the UK so her "fans" can enjoy her words of wisdom and sleazy exploits, EVERY red top camera and drone is ready to spring into action & even if they can't photograph her actual arrest they will report on it AND which prison she is in plus they will 100% know when she is being delivered like a parcel to the BH PUBLIC EXAMINATION. She'll face cameras outside, reporters and general public inside whether she likes it or not, so there is no escape now skanky because you've had more chances to sort this mess out than anybody else ever has ... your game of Monopoly is over ... Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect a single Skanky pound you nasty old boot
1.8.24 - as to "Filming a documentary......................" as it stated as the reason for bunking off out of Court again, well heres her grotesque mate dropping her in the shite with this statement to the contrary "Promo filming" - not "Documentary filming". There ya have it!
* The next barb aimed at the skank compliments of The Sun! AFP will be getting a visit when she comes back so skank can make a withdrawal from The Mattress Bank
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29613267/katie-price-ordered-pay-25000-bankrupt-warrant-arrest/
Therefore if skank declines to pay this £25k it will be breaking a court order and (as she says), if she is earning good money paying it it shouldn't be a problem should it? PFP must be panicking about his little nestegg getting raided yet again to support that old Ho-Bag on AFP's Orders!
* https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/13526807/katie-price-bankruptcy-jailbird-facelift/ - the latest BS! Trying to make out now that it wants to go to prison because it'll make a fortune out of another crappy book about "Prisun and MEEEEEEE"
"The Sun revealed last night that Katie is undergoing £10k worth of surgeryin Turkey - while a warrant is out for her arrest - and she's in no rush to get back to the UK. Pals of Katie have said she doesn't seem to bothered about what has happened.
A friend of Katie said: "Katie has been telling people that she doesn't care if she goes to jail, she thinks it'll just be like the time she spent in The Priory. She thinks she'll finally be able to get some peace and quiet while she's away from everyone, and could even make some money out of it too!! She reckons she'll be able to cash in because everyone will want to know all about it, either through another TV show or book. Katie's even boasted about being a 'good jailbird', which seems a bit tasteless............. but really, she doesn't think that it will ever happen. It's all a bit of bravado, she thinks she's untouchable."
Yes indeed she does think this won't happen to MEEEEE so let's manifest that Judge Burton sticks to her guns and refuses to bow to Skankdom
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2.8.24 - and just to prove she really doesn't give a shit about any of this bankruptcy stuff we have this from the Mirror - her smirking out in Turkey
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-blatantly-ignores-arrest-33357149

The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
31.7.24 - The Mail's article showing the difference a bit of care has done to the old Shitty Shack
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13692951/Katie-Price-repossessed-Mucky-Mansion-bankrupt-court-hearing.html
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1.7.24 - well look what has popped up on the property market! "My house" is up for sale!! £1.5 million is not what she said it was worth so theres NO EQUITY left for skanky when it's sold

* Similar properties in the same area are fetching £4 million+ which nicely demonstrates how this disgusting slattern has destroyed the place with her presence, her detritis strewn everywhere and the property trashed; They haven't mentioned the projected fortune it will cost to clean up the poisoned land and install a new septic system though Theres also the swimming pool that also needs filling in or repairing, the tennis court will need to be ripped up and relaid then all the back of the house paving and steps need ripping out and replacing. Then theres the small matter of the leaking roof to replace along with the knackered windows and doors, then theres the inside of the house to deal with and then the same with the annex and stables. £1.5 million is a bargain if you have another £1.5 million spare to pay for all the repairs, replacing and renovation work. Likely it will go to a developer to put it out of its misery finally
* https://www.hjburt.co.uk/properties-for-sale/property/12442698-worthing-road-dial-post-nr-horsham
* and inside too - dear God! This is the cleaned up version! https://www.hjburt.co.uk/properties-for-sale/property/12442698-worthing-road-dial-post-nr-horsham
* anyone who knows the history of the house since she lived there, would be put off:
People constantly trying to break in.
Stolen gates & post bock
Acid thrown over the car.
Ghosts
S. African bandits.
Graffiti over the fences
Floods/water leaks
Numerous animals killed, some on main road.
Loads more no doubt. But the worse selling point of all - Katie Price lived there.
* 9 bedroom detached house for sale in Dial Post, Nr. Horsham, RH13 (rightmove.co.uk)
* Word is getting out as to the history of this place though :-

2.8.24 - Here we go then! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29629239/katie-price-mucky-mansion-on-sale/ Basically pointing out that the place was utterly trashed by skanky, even ripping out that custom-built feature wall thing she grifted just so NOBODY else got to use it instead of MEEEEEEEE. Bits of it have appeared at the Rancid Rental now. The Sun have also noted the sales blurb hints to the sheer neglect it suffered over the years (despite C4 chucking money at it)
"Offering the opportunity for refurbishment to potentially create an impressive family house with mature grounds including potential reinstatement of the tennis court and swimming pool and enhancements of the paddock and land." - they also state that once slapped with that £800,000 bill to clear the place up skanky simply upped the ante by allowing PFP to sling even more of his fencing & building crap in the gardens whilst she proceeded to trash the house. Shocking. Also bear in mind the leaking roof, so bad that Bunty had to move her mattress onto the floor away from a leak in there so undoubtedly the roof is like swiss cheese - that won't be a cheap bodge-it fix either!
* Notes available from the agent re the dumped rubbish
Strange how theres no mention of all the years worth of sewerage swilled across the back garden from the broken septic system though................
* You gotta laugh where they say "The whole house needs refurbishing along with the pool and tennis court......." meaning you need a shed load of money and thats without sorting the septic system and the damage caused in the gardens lol
* They don't mention the squadrons of Ghosts either

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl -
26.7.24 - she's just slagged him off again on the Creepy Vine show on C5. Come on retailiate SB! (He has since posted a photo of him with his new GF who looks half skanky's age - touché skanky!
30.7.24 - he's just posted this Old Egg is celebrating!!
31.7.24 - SB will be pleased - he's made the nationals! They’ve even repeated SB’s words saying her brother is allegédly involved in her murky business https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29577001/katie-prices-ex-fiance-carl-woods-arrest-money/

Legohead Bong Boy aka The Security Team - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance-
28.7.24 - posting a photo from 5 years ago wearing the same red Versace flip flops as he wears now with the same handbag too!

29.7.24 - heaping praise onto Bong Boy after so many "Abusive relationships"! Bless him!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13683531/katie-price-healthy-romance-jj-slater-abusive-relationships-overhauling-lifestyle.html
30.7.24 - they chose the wrong day to release this piffle didn't they?
MAFS UK's JJ Slater and Katie Price share relationship update (digitalspy.com)
*and a reminder of this bilge.
"There's no rush. We enjoy it. It's been foreign to me to have a healthy relationship and I've had to adjust to it. It's good. He doesn't come to work with me like the other guys would. If I want to go for lunch or dinner with my friends I can go whereas before I wouldn't even dare ask because I wouldn't be allowed things like that".
EVERY single job she's done since the skiing holiday has involved JJ being with her. The little twerp is running about after her like a full-time Edna!!!
31.7.24 - There ya go - the PROOF that Bong Boy is skank's property. He's getting Turkey Teef installed like all his predecessors!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13694073/Katie-Prices-MAFS-star-boyfriend-JJ-Slater-teeth-Turkey-bankruptcy.html
Guess who??? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29604040/jj-slater-katie-price-boyfriend-matching-turkey-teeth/
2.8.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29630943/katie-price-jj-slater-turkey-teeth-wedding/amp/
Yep he's getting The Teef for their wedding!

Clan Grifter Gossip -
2.8.24 - No wonder they're all quiet!!

Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!) -
28.7.24 - https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13643985/Katie-Price-46-reveals-picked-sperm-donor-baby-NOT-boyfriend-JJ-Slater.html I guess the thing wants a baybee thats Hers Alone that she won't have to share with a "father" - it resolves the situation she's already faced with four previous children and then she can use that child however she wants like she does with H.

"Infamy! Infamy! Theyze Awl Gottit Infer MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" -
26.7.24 - as of today's major whinge on the Creepy Vine show slagging off the DVLA for witholding My License for NO REASON, read this from the Book of Lies where its slating the Bailiffs who turned up concerning unpaid tolls on the Dartford Crossing.
'Who is the registered keeper?' pipes up the smaller gladiator.
'Shit. ' I say, as his words sink in.
'The car that has incurred these charges, as of last month, was still registered to you, which is why you have to pay, The dates for the Crossing were in July 2023".
I'm still lost for words though, trying to work backwards to summer 2023 which seems like a blur to me now.
'Just bear with me,' I say, 'but you need to understand this. I lost my licence for two years, I did my community service, I did my online courses, I didn't come under a "high-risk" driver because I was only just over the limit when I crashed and I am due to get my licence back. But an anonymous person keeps ringing the DVLA to tell them I'm not fit to drive and so I have to get a form from my doctor and a form from my consultant and I have to send it off to the DVLA, and just when I think I might be able to get my licence again, someone from the DVLA tells me they have had another tip-off and they need me to send paperwork again. And this has happened to me four times! Some anonymous fucker has done this to me four times and it's just a joke.' Long may it continue
* Lets look at it this way then - July 2023 was when she got stopped with Harvey in the bronze RR so she was definately driving then, plus she had also moved into Carl’s house in Felsted Essex so probably making a lot of journeys between his and the MM. But now she is trying to pin the blame on him for the unpaid Dartford crossing charges & fines.
* Carl has denied it was him driving on Instagram . He has said that he always used his own cars to drive her about and said she’s lying because everyone knows she’s still driving and always has done because these bans mean nothing to her. Only the Skank could try and use being banned from driving as an alibi for her not driving the vehicle in question!
1.8.24 - it seems "they" literally did have it in for skanky. In the Argus (Brighton newspaper) there are some interesting comments & more evidence of her disgusting behaviour perhaps??
"It's easy to believe her when she says she's not ashamed. She's never really had any shame".
"Yep just ask the lads from SouthWick FC"
"I’ve got that on DVD mate....................... how many did she do? Ooofff!"
2.8.24 - Heres an interesting comment found in the Mail

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!", -
26.7.24 - here we go with the bullshit on Jeremy Vine's rubbish show. Its via video link from the Rancid Rental.
Today its back on the Jeremy Vine Show again talking about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! although they've actually put it in a slot to talk about newspaper reviews for some strange reason. Don't they realise all they'll get is "MEEEEEEEEEEEE!" regardless and probably a barrage of abuse aimed at The Sun? Skank has no idea about current affairs, she’ll be out of her depth on the newspaper review, she will just come across as the thick twat she really is then take it right back to MEEEEEEEEE again. Bring it on.......
* Wouldn't you think the JV lot would know better after last time they got it on there, when Storm was outraged by some flippant sexist remark skank made then she launched onto one at the thing? Skank didn't know what to say then sat there looking uncomfortable & sulking for the rest of this rubbish show as SB sat gurning in the audience

* an example of what we're in for today with JV :-
Vine, "So Katie what did you think about the attempted assassination of Trump?"
Skank, "Wewwl Ize fink she deservd it afta shagging me Cole in Veeeguss behind me back. Innit"
*Apparently they're letting it talk about the Du Jardin scandal seeing as skank is such an expert on Dressage matters. (More like an expert on legovering dressage teachers). Irrespective, it'll only ever be about MEEEEEE whatever the topic they chuck at it.
*First thing out of it's gob " I'd just like to clarify I never had an affair with him!" meaning Andrew Gould Why in that case did she tell the Sun he was "The one that got away??" & why indeed was it common knowledge amongst the grooms that AG was shagging skanky? Apparently he even had a separate mobile phone just for her calls/texts.
* Says it’s nice and early..it’s 10.55 fgs!
* So much drama in her life, that’s why so many autobiographies (not the fact they're all re-runs of the first one?)
* She never ever had an affair with Andrew Goulding Says she's not spoken to him in years - so what does that prove?
* It says Du Jardin should be made an example of… (a bit like her & all her transgressions eh?)
* Says she's been in the Priory twice. (Thought she went in after the I love coke rap, after the suicide attempt and after the car crash? Isn't that 3 times ???
* Now it insists she’s "Not had any affairs… " Presumably random shagging-about and not being "emotionally involved" stops it being An Affair then?
* All the Exs are obsessed with her apparently!
* All her past relationships have been "abusive, toxic, unhealthy for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
* The Creeping Vine wants her to go on Strictly (On those Browkern Trotterz??)
* Says she's never been done for drink driving!!!! (I think we know otherwise there don't we skanky?)
* She says people can see that she’s doing well so they’re crawling out of the woodwork to say nasty things about her!
* Now slating the media - wonder who she's referring to? The Sun maybe?
* She is really is showing herself up as the queen of narcs - NOTHING is ever her fault, never has been, never will be because she is just a perfect human being and the whole world is jealous of her
* Apparently she has filmed a program about IVF which should be out later this year - it says they filmed her for 6 or 7months! When did she fit that into her 'oliday & surgeries schedule? More LIES no doubt
* So far the only truth she's told is that she has never been asked to go on Strictly! She definitely looks like she's on something as her eyes are weird. What a state!
* Creepy Vine actually brought up SB by saying SHE was a cheat. "Oh I woz on a break, so it wasn’t cheating!" C’mon Crawl, she just called you a liar, fire back
* She has also slandered every Ex, by saying they ALL mentally & physically abused her, they were ALL toxically jealous over MEEEE & that she was a victim every time. (Are they really all going to keep letting her do this to them?)

* The DVLA story - those beasts won’t give her the licence back! She has contacted the police for their help about the DVLA thing - WHY?? What will they do considering they WANT her off the road permanently?? The sheer nerve of her asking the POLICE for help in getting her driving licence back, the same police who’ve spent hours and hours filling in the paperwork to finally get her banned in the first place!!
* She keeps on about “People out there getting the wrong impression about MEEEEE because of reading what the press write.”
FFS, the press just lift stories from HER OWN FUCKING SOCIAL MEDIA!!! So if we don’t like her and how she lives her life, then actually it’s originated from the bollocks she spouted herself!!
* "Ive had an acid attack you know!"
* Comparing itself to Megan Markle now!!
* More "I wants!" - the usual bullshit of A Baybee and to be a Life Coach
* "Nobody is ever going to knock MEEEEE down again!" it states unequivocably
* As to Baybees - When she was talking at Creepy Vine about having another baby it grandly announces
"I’m 46 now, but I know everyone thinks I look a lot younger, but I’m 46 you know Jeremy!!"
She's clearly high as a kite to think that and deluded beyond belief
* The video of this crap - https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3074/3074816-3f273caa49bffe3d9e0cd3830fdc1db5.mp4
* X is on fire with this shitstorm

Look at this tho ➡
* And best bit of all is that Creepy Vine is having a phone in later today on Radio 2 (yes those dumb arses) discussing drink driving! And theres him having had the skank on there who is a CONVICTED drink driver many times over. Well I never........
28.7.24 - here it is talking about MEEEEEEE and her amazing "career".
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13678925/Katie-Price-admits-loves-getting-kit-camera-flogging-naked-shower-video-OnlyFans-53.html UGH - some achievement
* and this from the online JYY catalogue podcast rubbish; Remember this as you look at the pictures of it wearing lovely nylon emsembles. "Chatting to hosts Tim Vincent and Siobhan Wykes, Katie confidently said


...and she's not at all vulgar or lewd....



Classy eh?
And now this bollocks Is bog roll in short supply again?
Look at it this way though, it was in the top 100 best-selling authors (ghosties) of the decade for book sales between 2000 and 2009, with nearly three million sales - this latest garbage comes NOWHERE NEAR THAT so its not as amaaaaazin' as she wants us to think
30.7.24 - so the impending arrest is going to put a kibosh on skanky's noo career as a Liyfe Coach innit! Who wants "advice" from a jailbird???
30.7.24 - And what an absolute belter of an opening sequence for her noo Netflix three-parter, her being arrested at Heathrow and carted off to prison! The World Faymuss Director will be delighted with such a scoop
* hopefully all those fawning twats who keep having her on their shows and podcasts to continuously spout her lies will now give their heads a wobble and think twice about doing that in the future!
31.7.24 - it seems skanky "Thrilled" the mere mortals in Bullith last week! No mention of Bluecup's starring role when she upset the skank though https://www.countytimes.co.uk/news/24486157.katie-price-builths-white-horse-royal-welsh-show/
1.8.24 - So heres the filming it's doing out in Turkey - no its not a "documentary" nor her Three-Parter with Netflix, but a mere advert for the dental clinic where Bong Boy is getting a set of Teef installed as a freebie! Note the parcel on her name - its a freebie for sure!!

The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
30.7.24 - There are still some imbeciles who persist in believing her LIES. Comment from FB "She's doing better than most of you lot". . Some of her fans really don't have their decency bar raised very high.
* Another comedy gold comment: "Her children will be well looked after, she has the best nannies". Yes they do - they're commonly known as Their Fathers
Particularly enjoyable is this one "maybe she forgot" as in to go to court
These cretins claim to be fans but like Skank they are living in her past. They really have no idea of the reality of the present.
2.8.24 - Wonder if the braindeads are noticing that H seems to be dumped somewhere in Turkey and not with his adoring mother, "enjoying their holiday”?
* Business as usual on FB - Edna still posting crap and idiots like this one popping up to defend the skank


Podcast Garbage -
28.7.24 - more garbage from a Best Mag crapcast
https://music.amazon.co.uk/podcasts/831154ca-d2b1-4320-b7a4-37b8e76fe20d/best-uk---suddenly-single
30.7.24 - they've released this crap on the day it's supposed to be in Court Note that The Blame For Everything lies on MEN as usual - not MEEEEEEEE! https://youtu.be/m2lJ-3LZWl0?list=PLisF3XgNdkQ9shPID-OZy6y_6SRBCpVNn
Its like a script now where she just reels off the same few lines every interview. Just repetitive shite, and the interviewers are the same as usual swallowing her bullshit.
*She doesn't let anyone else talk in that Youtube. Same old crap about Men, therapy, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. The Priory gets a mention though.
*Wow, she can even remember what the weather was like on the day she was waped yet still saying she was 7 when AFP said she was 6, so her memory can't be that good !
31.7.24 - the Crapcasts are dropping faster than her drawers too - down 83 places this week

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
28.7.24 - it posts a foter of H adoring MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but what is glaringly obvious is the difference in size and shape of Phil & Grant. Hilarious!
31.7.24 - that clinic in Istanbul who were doing her freebie face-lift were trumpeting the arrival of their" Special Partner" yesterday - until someone posted this!

* And talking about this next butchery job recently https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3082/3082683-4e8dd8f85ebb78fab69b157e224a293f.mp4
1.8.24 - more crap in the Mail, still trying to insist this is "Work" and not anuvva 'oliday.
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13697829/Katie-Price-pictured-clinic-Turkey-set-knife-facial-surgery-arrest-warrant-issued-skipped-bankruptcy-hearing.html?ico=topics_pagination_desktop
* and off it goes to be butchered AGAIN Hilda Ogden
* /www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13698431/The-changing-face-Katie-Price-glamour-model-pictured-SIX-facelifts-jets-Turkey-10K-surgery-despite-vowing-NEVER-done.html
* https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13697829/Katie-Price-pictured-clinic-Turkey-set-knife-facial-surgery-arrest-warrant-issued-skipped-bankruptcy-hearing.html?ico=topics_pagination_desktop
2.8.24 - https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13699081/Katie-Prices-face-tight-no-responsible-surgeon-operationg-plastic-surgeon-claims-star-jets-Turkey-SIXTH-face-lift.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton&sfnsn=scwspwa Hence why she went to the Bodge-It merchants in Turkey instead.
"He said: 'The first thing I want to say about Katie is that no responsible surgeon would or should perform surgery on her. Certainly if she’s unable to attend court due to her mental health, then that alone is an indicator that she is not fit for surgery. The court case aside I would say no-one should be carrying out further work on her, she surpassed her limit for natural looking improvements and enhancements some time ago. You can see the skin on her face is too tight already and certainly won’t benefit from a further facelift. " We are in for some hilarious results methinks and it couldn't happen to a nicer person
* Boyson escorted skank to see a surgeon in Harley Street when they first got together (filmed to sell) and the surgeon said then he wouldn't work on skank (not because she was "too beautiful" either), and didn't think any other UK surgeon would, skank didn't listen and started to go to Thailand and Turkey for cut price bitch jobs that Belgium's Dr Pavlova had to fix. Now it looks like even he's said enough is enough so its back in Turkey at a renamed clinic (because they had bad reviews and too many disasters), her getting freebies in exchange for promo filming.
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/i-nearly-died-after-having-18457458 From a couple of years ago, this is the same clinic under a different name now, for obvious reasons, and again skank is promoting them!!!
* Just look at the scars on it's hairline! No wonder she colours it in with Bong Boy's colouring pens!!
* A comment from the Mail - "She's had that many face-lifts, she's now got a hairy chest"


Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
26.7.24 - Heres another handy bandwagon to grab onto - ADHD meds; Strange really in various interviews and Books of Lies the thing insists she never takes the stuff because it 'Brings me down too much' or perhaps it just doesn't work simply because SHE DOESN'T NEED IT ANYWAY? Getting a bit more of Meee Mentawl 'Elf rubbish in for the BH next week then.

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
26.7.24 - heres one who without a doubt NEVER thought he'd end up here - its Dressage Egg! No sooner than he finally lands himself a place on the UK Equestrian squad for the Paris Olympics then out bursts this little number into the public domain following hot on the heels of The Horse Whipper he replaced. The Sun are pursuing skank to the maximum currently so seeing him squirm in his jodhpurs is just collatoral damage. How will he EVER live it down eh?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29492369/katie-price-andrew-gould-breaks-silence-olympics/
* Note how it picks it's words carefully "I never ever had an affair with him " ie. "I shagged him loads but that doesn't count as an affair as we didn't love each other and I was on a 10 minute break each time..........." Thats how she sees it - in her head anyway
* And another bit of proof of her cheating habit - from the thing's own gob!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7764881/Katie-Price-confesses-cheating-Kris-Boyson-TWICE.html
28.7.24 - Boyson, is pissed about the shite she wrote about him in her book of lies - shots fired over Insta He's already said he has loads of stuff to tell if she didn't back-off him, plus he has the CCTV of when she tried to get a hold of his girlfriend of the time by climbing through his lounge window to which skank posted a highly edited version of her own denying it all!! He's mad alright!! The gloves are off and he has laid down the gauntlet! He's warned her - if it happens again that tongue is going to start wagging -says his agent is on it & he will take it to court because she has no proof he cheated as he didn't cheat, on the other hand he has plenty of proof she did
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3077/3077134-2f997249780b84d0c4a05e344778dd98.mp4
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3077/3077135-574e46a4927d1c772bf04a6f03ad44cf.mp4
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3077/3077136-307cea0e3f1b4202436c15008195b5ad.mp4
* There is no point in suing the thing because it is SKINT anyway. AR is still waiting for his settlement years later so skank is not going to 'pay' any damages awarded and he'll end up on the creditor's list with everyone else, so the best thing he can do is collate all the evidence together and flog it to the Sun who are biding their time waiting to annihilate the thing. This could be their coup de grâce & and he'd end up with a nice pot of cash from them
* Skank made a public exhibit of him by legovering that Addison bloke, showing off gifts he gave her, going on holiday with him and others whilst in this "relationship". It was all over the papers but never any mention of KB cheating on her, but she was jealous as hell when he finally left her and started seeing Bianca G. Fact is by then he wasn't cheating on MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - he had long since left her & her poisonous ways behind him.
* Heres why Boyson finally blew his stack
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3077/3077240-5f98db273e0e9114bf896c90ae1765ef.mp4
"Damaged MEEEEEEE........"
30.7.24 - Alex attended Court again today - he must be delighted that the thing is set to be arrested FINALLY. And after everything she has put him through, you gotta luv the fact he is partly responsible for her losing everything!!
2.8.24 - heres a podcast AR did a couple of months ago where he talks about what skank put him through and remarks about what she doing to all the others in the Exes Club. He repeats that she keeps dodgy videos of ALL her Exes for later use just like she did him with his Roxanne Phase - he says she even has videos of Pete she is keeping as "Reasons for reasons......................." and that its likely the kids have seen them too
https://tattle.life/attachments/b824e463-2f17-477f-b323-c920f649bf61-jpeg.3086681/

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
29.7.24 - quoted in today's nonsense about her relationship with Bong Boy that she doesn't drink any more. (She doesn't drink any less either haha!) Strange then that only yesterday it was pictured wine glass in hand - it must have been lemonade then

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die - Take Note AGAIN RSPCA -
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/16524009/katie-price-fear-harvey-throw-dogs-hates-pets/ Hence why people questioned the death of little Rolo when H happened to be around at the time. Now its showing photos of H holding the new cat scrunched up in his arms

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
26.7.24 - here we go again, this time its swiping at Pamela Anderson calling her "Rough". OMFG has skank checked a proper mirror lately (not one of those strange ones from the Hall of Mirrors) and seen that hideous monster looking back at her?? Pots 'n kettle skank............................ https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29432399/katie-price-swipe-pamela-anderson/
* In the Book of lies they've quoted skank as saying she's "Not worried about getting old" - well fucking hell, if that were true it would not spend most of it's grim existence being tweaked, plastered, altered, inflated and basted in Ronseal would it??? Just BS innit
31.7.24 - and yeah - its awl der fawlt of MEN dontcha knaaawww! Katie Price reveals her biggest downfall in life as thrice-married star vows to 'rectify things' after failing to attend bankruptcy hearing | Daily Mail Online
* Blaming Pete for letting MONEY come between them in their marriage - so not AG or any of the other geezers then eh skanky??
Katie Price aims dig at Peter Andre as she reveals why 'money got in the way' of marriage - Mirror Online
* Back to 2016, this absolute pisstake from it! I guess the victims were not One Night Stands in her mind because they automatically became "Engaged" as soon as she laid her wonky eyes on them
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3695683/Katie-Price-claims-s-NEVER-one-night-stand-discusses-relationships-Loose-Women.html

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
27.7.24 - The "Best Daddy Evva" campaign has begun, another one in a very long list H has seen over the years. The lad also appears to be gaining weight still - has Mummy been stealing his Ozempic because Her Need is greater perhaps??
OR
* and 'grinding' at her own son! Just sick
* But then what do we expect when it thinks sharing a bed, naked, with it's own grown-up son is OK?
https://metro.co.uk/video/katie-price-posts-video-harvey-sleeping-wanted-cuddles-2857223/
* This alleged 'oliday - Let's get this right - this holiday isn't for Harvey ... its for MEEEEE!!!! Harvey is just paying for it again like the St Lucia jaunt a couple of years ago and undoubtedly other trips with Mummy she grudgingly takes him on
28.7.24 - posts pictures of itself on a yacht on the South Coast - again no sign of H. So the great Mum to H has dumped him after ONE DAY to pursue her own entertainment by depositing him onto the Carer so she could party unhindered. No sign of Bong Boy either so who drove it there?
31.7.24 - in light of yesterday's bombshell, its Utilise H Time at full capacity! This farce has now become a "Work / 'Oliday"

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
As to sharing a bed with her children - its nothing new. Doubtless the thing does not wear PJs or anything else either https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/20014599/katie-price-kids-sleep-between-carl-woods/amp/
31.7.24 - not that she gives a shit about anybody else's fears for her health or safety https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29594072/katie-price-junior-begged-her-not-have-more-surgery/

Fwends! - Woo Hoo!! -
31.7.24 - here comes the current No.1 Bessie Mate on the defence! Deluded or what??
* Here they are - what a glammeruss pair they are! NOT!

Only Grans and Suchlike -
26.7.24 - the grift to buy her Noo Norks compliments of the pervs on OF seems to be struggling at $530 - somewhat short of the amount it wants then Originally it was set at $8000, it’s now $4000 so she’s halved the target but it’s just a big ole scam because she hasn’t had them reduced, she’s not getting them reduced, this is going towards her rent. So far she’s only raised enough for a few days, not even a week’s worth of rent payments for the rental
* Posting more delectable invitations to dive into her DMs - for a large fee of course It looks like she's crammed herself into one of Bunty's old outfits for the occasion and doing the One-Legged Pirate pose too
Just YUK
28.7.24 - growing increasingly desperate now
30.7.24 - Selling arse photos today though And the Boob Fund is stuck at 530$
* Why is she begging for money on OF to pay for her boob op if she has earned more than £80k? She has either blown it all, hidden it somewhere or just doesn't want to pay for them herself!! Or has she paid off a drug debt?

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
26.7.24 - Clearly the Sun are taking the piss with this article knowing they're going to cause ructions
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29509867/katie-price-shows-off-her-real-hair/
OMFG!!

28.7.24 - here they are underlining skank slagging off Pammie and goading the Exes yet again
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29439284/katie-price-new-book-feud-ex-husband-hollywood/
* and another bit of shit-stirring https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29439284/katie-price-new-book-feud-ex-husband-hollywood/
29.7.24 - The Sun here - of course - just pointing a finger towards a contemporary interview with the skank when Pete finally had enough of her shagging about and left her to it. (What a fiend he really is eh? How dare he leave MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??)
Katie Price reveals ‘exact moment’ she knew marriage to Peter Andre was over as he raged over trainer Andrew Gould | The Sun
A nice little dig at Dressage Egg too, for all her denials We also now know that its Ronald McDonald's fault Pete got entirely The Wrong Idea about her doinking Dressage Egg
"Katie told OK! that Peter phoned her and told her 'he had also found a McDonald's receipt for two in her car' and that 'their marriage was over'." I somehow think Pete had a lot more proof than a sodding McDonald's reciept!!
"In the joint interview, Andrew told the magazine: "She put him on loudspeaker... He was yelling, 'So you were driving along having a McDonald's playing the happily married couple together?'
"I suddenly thought, 'God he really doesn't like me'." One cannot imagine why that would be eh Dressage Egg?
31.7.24 - The Mail's article showing the difference a bit of care has done to the old Shitty Shack
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13692951/Katie-Price-repossessed-Mucky-Mansion-bankrupt-court-hearing.html
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1.8.24 - Having a dig at the Teef 'oliday and her debts /www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13697445/Katie-Price-looks-delighted-gets-teeth-Turkey-ahead-facial-surgery-eyes-chin-judge-issued-arrest-warrant-failed-turn-bankruptcy-hearing.html#:~:text=7%20shares-,Katie%20Price%20looks%20d
* The Sun placing some shite about Bong Boy's Turkey Teef and an article about Pete's family life side by side. Yes they are LOVING IT!!! They also point out about Pete's "Multi-million pound home".
Its doubly-delicious now theres skanky's poor old EX-Home up for £1.5 million - and theres her thinking she was going to bin some equity out of it!!! Now what if Pete or SB's Dad were to buy the place?
* and the Mirror https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-blatantly-ignores-arrest-33357149 Word has it that she’s done a deal with the Mirror for quite a lot of dosh & that’s why they turn off comments. She's got them on-tap