Kate Price 54

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead Bong Boy aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
It appears that skank & Westcrack are being made into a gruesome pairing - pretty much a warning as to what drug-abuse will certainly do to you when you look at these two desperate old boilers

* If you ever wondered when skank's grim existence started to go down the toilet pan, well this is it, when Peter finally decided he'd had enough and committed the heinous crime of Leaving MEEEEEEEEEE! The gob is going at full speed though
https://youtu.be/K47IP9-J6dY https://youtu.be/8lrZ-xRO9-A

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
24.7.24 - Heres an interesting snippet. Her saying she's co-operating with trustees regarding debts is a play on words - in other words another LIE. They have to try to make contact with either her gracious self MEEEEEE or try via Edna or Daniel as she has no legal representation or an accountant, but she just isn't co-operating, indeed there is nobody is taking control nor any accountability. Presumably its a case of nobody financial wants to take on her case since they wouldn't get paid for it anyway, and its believed there are no arrangements in place to clear her debts. There were 3 or 4 companies that she now legally has to pay 40% of her earnings from- OF's & BackGrid were 2 of them and at the same time JYY seems to have gone off-grid. This alerted the Trustees that she was not using these companies to the same extent as before & matters have been taken in hand which is why she's desperate for work on OF's now, to generate some income so 40% can be gained back towards her debts. Sadly for her she's left it far too late to achieve any real £££££s, Backgrid are not interested in her anyway because she's pure poison so that's not going to create enough real earnings. Basically she is truly stuffed.
* As far as we are aware she's played the MH card to the max again to get out next BH, but nobody is 100% sure if that's the case. Certainly if it is cancelled her going on holiday will look in bad taste yet AGAIN - but doubtless she will flit off regardless as it's her way of controlling the narrative & sticking up 2 fingers like she's untouchable.
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Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
22.7.24 - Lingerie and those carthorse boots! Woo hoo really seksi!
Actually it looks like the poor old dear had an unfortunate accident in her silly boots then fell over on the stairs
No, please don't!
23.7.24 - OMG these pictures just get worse! Imagine this vision coming at you Bein' Awwwllll Seksi.....................
Pointy-toe-pouty-face, hair dragged upwards, blue scribbles, rabbit ears............ URRRGGGHHHH How can she say she doesn't want to be "Ridicooled" one minute and come out looking like that the next? Of course she is ridiculous...........a bandy, top-heavy, 47-year old joke who talks nothing but shit.

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
https://youtu.be/pPvu-69hYv0 - Poor Freddie being compared to this thing - he was nice for a start!
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She's just a skanky dirtbag baby!
Tuneless, two left feet, a talentless lady.
Lying, neglectful, so fuggly and shady
Yeah, she's just a skanky dirtbag baby!
Oh yes and this is her doing her "Walk-on-stage" bit https://youtu.be/WaTRCHbG_IA

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
20.7.24 - They can't even give it away! Its "Death" alright
* and another of her weedy, insipid, sychophants grovelling about after it to publicise this pile of shit Awwwwllll Abaaahhht MEEE
(1) Katie Price #406 "its all their fault" skanky cries, as she releases her latest book full of lies | Tattle Life
* Its highly debateable if this crappy book is working out how she wanted it and expected it to. Has the public's perception of her changed as it insisted it would having read Awwwlll Abaaahhhttt MEEEEEE in another set of Versions of the same-old LIES? Does she think everyone is seeing The Real MEEEE now and actually LIKING it? Indeed, just how many interviewers are banging the door down because they want her on their screens?
* Its rather strange that haven't we heard from AFP sticking up for her dear darling daughter again because surely following the release of this PTSD inducing book she must have some sort of opinion on the great British public's perception of her poor misunderstood innocent angel? The silence is deafening! Perhaps even AFP is wondering just how sick in the head her belovéd daughter must be to make up rape, abuse, assault, miscarriage stories that keep changing with every version - specifically the Version she herself slopped out only a matter of months ago under the guise of it being AFP's Tale to tell??
* There was a telling comment on one of the numerous excloosiv Mail articles about skank not being welcome back to SA anytime soon as the authorities are none too happy about her recollection of events there!
21.7.24 - this is hurtling DOWN the Amazon chart, currently floundering at position 71 and heading south rapidly
* From a previous Book of Lies we have this where it again attacks the media and blames Pete for everything, but was back then still peddling the "Celebrity Wapist - I won't name him!" BS
* And she'll "Leave it there......................................." ?? How many times has this load of LIES been dredged up since this other steaming pile of crap saw the bottom of the recycling bin eh?
* Not really sure why it posted this in the Book of Lies since it seems to negate ALL the stuff skanky uses as Excuses

* and more tedious rubbish from it reckoning its a Major Success. "Had a 'busy week", eh...?!! Yeah righty-ho! . Fighting off all those TV channels and major book stores doing all those promotions and signings.... (cough...)
21.7.24 - The Book of Lies is now priced at £17 on Amazon in hardback formula. Its dropping fast, in fact the Bargain Bin at Poundland is waiting
*Proof enough of this crap dive-bombing because after just 4 days since it was slopped-out, her book appears to be to have completely sunk on Amazon It was Number #1 on biographies on the day of release due to pre-sales and number #48 on the main charts, but it’s dropped like a stone already & now its floundering about at Number #435 on biographies.
Its nowhere on the main charts and dead as a Dodo on Kindle - in essence it’s a total flop. WOO HOO!!!!!
* Far from it being the HUGE SUCCESS skank presumed it would be (like her other 4000 books were/are), this crappy "Book of Lies" proves one thing succinctly, that she really has nothing left to say anymore other than LIE, Rinse and Repeat, oh and it being everyone else’s fault but deffo NOT HER’s.
* Karma is just waiting patiently for her gob to set off the chain of events to accelerate her Final Downfall at break-neck pace - its seriously long overdue. Actually it really hasn’t taken long for this Tome of Lies to be consigned to toilet paper recycling works & even AFP's Book of Lies lasted longer than this bunkum has
* Today it's doing a radio interview talking about "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE an' Meeeeeee Buk......", ie boring the pants off any listener unfortunate enough to not switch stations in time to avoid her gob sounding off & hosted by some tin-pot radio station in the arse-end of beyond. Wonder if we'll get any New Versions of Old Lies today? (It seems she's conned her way onto BBC Radio 2 so yeah - it IS a tin-pot radio station if they consider her a worthwhile guest)
* And C5 gave it airtime to spout the usual old LIES and rubbish & banging on about all her Mentawl 'Elf Ishoos
BTW skanky - you'll "Never hit rock-bottom again" simply because you will never get off it - simples!
Look at the wonky norks though
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3068/3068106-4e80995ae009933d7564ed5e6ab237e8.mp4
The bullshit is ongoing though:-
* It totally avoided the question about the children and launched into her rehearsed speech about H instead
* It keeps saying her Bankruptcy is sorted !!! (which one??)
* And now she announces she needs an "Appropriate Adult" for court to handle legal correspondence etc to which it sounds like they are still pressing for the Public examination to take place, but she is asking for a representative to relay the questions to her in language a ficko like her can understand. She is getting her terms mixed up, in fact it's not an 'Appropriate Adult' like a 14 year old yobbo the police arrest might have, (such as a parent or someone not legally trained and used in criminal interviews like somebody from SS). Does the dopey mare mean an appropriately trained legal professional to explain exactly what the prosecution mean when they use words over two syllables?
* She probably has the docu-drama 'Appropriate Adult' on pause/rewind. It's the story of Fred West needing an appropriate adult during his trial as he had a low IQ.
* It does appear that she hasn't found anyone to do this job for her, I mean why would they?? All that work and LIES on her behalf and then she knocks you for your fee!!
* And why does she need an "Approriate Adult" when she insists she is ok & doing great? However, just because she (or her legal reps) have asked for an "Appropriate Adult" / intermediary, it certainly does not mean she will get one.
* She is on record as saying she will not sit in court to be "ridacooled." hence why she got out of the last hearing and is doing her darndest to evade this one too by not being there to start with. WHY IS THAT NOT BEING LOGGED!!!! Clearly its nothing to do with PTSD or ADHD then, more a case of she simply does not wish for the public to witness her downfall nor the cascading torrent of LIES & accusations from it's foul gob.
* Surely her "Appropriate Adult" might also warn her off getting her new raspberries out for the OF punters?
* How can she be disabled so much by her ADHD etc in some things but not others? This is 100% her trying to delay and derail the process yet again proving she has absolutely no respect for anyone at court or the court system nor anyone who's taking her to court, although its highly likely the "appropriate adult" bit is because she's of low IQ and can't understand what's put in front of her. However, its pretty obvious that actually skank is cunning and sly, albeit fundamentally thick as BUT in reality she is a very good con woman as befits Leader of Clan Grifter.
* Just imagine being a 46 year old mother of 5, a model for 30 odd years and being proud that you need a responsable adult to answer for you, thus putting it out to the world that you are not capable of being a responsible adult and almost being proud of the fact!! Whatever next lol. And then it has the audacity to question why she hasn’t got her drivers licence back lol
* Why was none of this brought up years ago when the bankruptcy first started or has she only just become stupid? She is only requiring an "Appropriate Adult" now to deal with the court cases that are not going in her favour because she doesn’t appear to need one for anything else, but in any case, The ONLY PLACE skank needs an "Appropriate Adult" around is when it sees the kids - she cannot be trusted with them alone.
* Plus "Harvey is at college til April"! Thought she said Christmas ?
23.7.24 - The Book of Lies is now £10.50 in Tescos! Poundland here we come!!!
* TWO radio interviews today for the thing apparently - Funny how its only radio shows that are taking it on but then that'll be a lot to do with the FACT skank has The Face for radio................... And yes - these rendezvous are in the Arse-End-of-Beyond!
* The Book of Lies appears to have risen as few places up the Amazon chart, probably due to the Braindead's Giros arriving so they bought it instead of nappies for the baby, however the reviews are still BAD. This one actually comes from A Fan who seems less than happy with their purchase, plus theres 32 people who won't bother wasting money on it having read that

* and this one too It seems these fools have finally twigged that skanky just LIES about everything then repeats it over and over ad infinitum
24.7.24 - Her scouring the arse-ends of the country seems to be working as this rubbish has climbed the chart a little in encouraging "fans" to buy this garbage, however, Basically its BORING old crap!
* Another interview with it about the Book of Lies https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0j7v2m2 Same old formulaic claptrap as the last one, blah, blah & the same rehearsed crap/phrases she peddles out in each interview
BUT THIS!!!!!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/29437510/katie-price-forced-cancel-book-signing-manchester/ CANCELLED due to lack of interest!!!!
and skank has posted this (hoping in vain)
24.7.24 - Back to Wales to talk about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and screech at the victims at the Royal Welsh Show, they who somehow thought inviting that thing as a star guest as a brilliant idea! It's fee for it's glorious presence is £5000 - enough for the month's rent eh? https://www.countytimes.co.uk/news/24460152.katie-price-part-white-horses-royal-welsh-show-line-up/
* Currently TWO HOURS late! Just how rude can you be? Theres her behaving like a Diva when in reality she's a dirty, talentless scumbag, but she’s basically made sure she is the headline act by coming on last even though her set time was earlier.
* Big kudos to the Tattler in the camp who got right up close to the thing to ask her a pertinent question https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3072/3072408-ae180345e7212d9c31439462695f4b49.mp4
SKANKY HAD HER REMOVED FROM THE VENUE! She refused to come back out until they were removed It was WILD in there tonight. WILD. Young farmers, Irish travellers and Romany gypsies all brawling amongst themselves!
"On the stage............... literally stood face to face with Skanky and I asked her “Killed any dogs lately?” She said “What?” So I said it again Then she said I looked like a dog She stormed off and one of her team came over and said to security “Katie won’t come back out until you remove that woman!” I honestly laughed out loud all the way home."
* Come on Sun, come and get it woo hoo!!!!
* Our correspondent was not the only one - some girl got backstage and either insulted skanky or lunged at her and got dragged away by security,
* Skank had P and her boyfriend there though - did he have to drive??
25.7.24 - a KP LIES page has popped up on an FB page and they've reposted the video
* As to the cancelled book signing in Manchester skank posts a snippy response on her SMs digging at The Sun, however if you go onto Waterstones' own website there is NOTHING about a re-schedule - maybe she's just LYING again eh? She says it was cancelled due to "Promo", whatever the hell that is................................ Nah, its LIES innit??
And only The Sun gets a dig from it? You'd think skank would know better by now than to prod the hornet's nest at Sun HQ, but apparently not
* Right on cue heres The Sun sticking it straight back at her in response, mentioning that her Grift on OF for donations to get her wonky norks fixed is not doing very well
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/13477219/katie-price-onlyfans-pay-boob-job-bankrupt-stalls/
"The mum of five - who recently wrongly claimed she had bagged a Netflix reality series - quizzed: "Want to be the first to see exclusive pics of my new boobs?"
Wrongly claimed eh????????????? You mean she LIED through her Turkey Teef!!
* and now the Radio 2 hogwash:-
*She's ALWAYS honest
* She'sBeen out MM 3 months.
* On about ghosts again
* Asked about the festivals, so it goes off obliquely about her childhood dreams that have all come true, then adds that she's "singing" 6 songs, all up and down the country...
* Apparently she last cried when her mum went down for her lung transplant (errrrr, except she didn't know that it was happening until 6 hours afterwards seeing as she was In Thailand on her extended 'oliday)
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* She broke her feet TWO years ago...............
* Made a twat out of herself though https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-prices-huge-chest-interrupts-33326875
*She is now going to do the London to Brighton bike ride (allegedly) although “Marathons were her thing” she must be talking about the chocolate bar (snickers now)!! She couldn't do 10 mins of the interview on an exercise bike so how will she cope with the 50 miles of hills and roads? It ain't happening is it? The LIES are bursting out again though
* Look at this nause-fest some idiot penned about skank's stint on R2 - One might think this was The Ghostwriter with all the floral rubbish
"Bethany Whittingham’s poetic description of Price on the Scott Mills show.
‘The mum-of-five looked nothing short of sensational as she rocked a neon pink shirt and skintight leggings for the Spinterview. Her raven locks were pulled back into a high ponytail with her fringe left out to frame her face.
She rocked a full face of makeup which celebrated her natural glow with a touch of bronzer on the high points of her face. Katie added a pinch of blush on the apples of her cheeks and lashings of black mascara on her lashes.’
Possibly one of the finest pieces of journalism I have ever read. Pulitzer Prize here we come!
26.7.24 - its on Jeremy Vine's show today - more LIES then Why are these people even taking it on eh??? Vine is an odious twat anyway but what is she gonna offer to his programme? She's only gonna be interested in news sarticles about "MEEEEE"?!
Seeing as he hates motorists so much, will he call Price out on her appalling criminal driving history?? Nah, of course he won't - he's just another sychophant grovelling about after the thing for some bizarre reason

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
23.7.24 - comment from The Mail as regards her stating she's "sorted" it all.
"How is it possible to pay £5000 rent when bankrupt?" " Easy, if as suspected, her Mother is involved in this".
"Wondered why her Mother left a perfectly nice home in Rustington to move to IOW"
25.7.24 - it does look like the thing has swerved the BH next week too so again it'll be doing two fingers at everybody again from solme 'oliday resort that last night's Welsh Fiasco will have paid for.

The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II aka The Rancid Rental -
21.7.24 - taken from the Book of Lies, here it is blaming everybody else for the fact the place was a disgusting, filthy hovel, in fact it reckons the TV production crew demanded she make it look like a kharzi to please the audience! Furthermore, if the place was'nt such a disgustingly filthy hovel, why then did the production company have to send in a deep-clean squad BEFORE the crew would even go in to film her pathetic "show"??
Note the overdose of the old Anglo-Saxon expletives "Beycorz I wuz angwy!"
24.7.24 - The figure of £800k given to clear up all the "fly-tipping" issues left at the Shitty Shack has been debunked! In fact that £800k is what it will cost to de-contaminate the land from many year's worth of raw sewage that skank allowed to flow across the gardens - its not for clearing up all her's and PFP's rubbish they left strewn everywhere. So that another wodge of debt she won't pay that'll go onto Bankruptcy #3.
25.7.24 - Here comes The Sun with photos First look as Katie Price’s £2m Mucky Mansion is transformed for sale after she's evicted and £800K fly tipping bill | The Sun “Katie absolutely trashed the place and it’ll take a lot of cash to get it up to a standard where they could get anywhere near its true value. " They have security and CCTV now to stop the thing nipping back to film more ads and sleazy stuff there They also helpfully add the list of debts again
* The £800k to remove PFP's rubbish in the grounds has been proven to be a LIE because its in fact the cost to put right the contamination from the broken septic system - however skank insists that (yet again) "The police are investigating the fly tipping!"
The Sun sez "But after being served the notice, Katie dumped a load of her belongings in the grounds" although they repeat her claim about her "giving" the keys back, rather than pay the fly tipping clean-up bill! (They meant CRAP - not 'belongings' of course) What a stonking-great liar she is and yet she still thinks theres going to be oodles of cash left for HER after the sale!!!
Outside cleaned up but no sign of inside yet

Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl -
24.7.24 - Heres Cole! It seems he's been biding his time before starting the repayment schedule on skanky to which this is hopefully just the beginning of it Katie Price's ex reveals she had affair with sports star pal of Prince William - and his disgust at 'sick' evidence | The Sun " In WhatsApp messages seen by The Sun, Katie, 46, admitted to having a “drunken sh*g I can’t remember” with the former international while Carl stayed in her Mucky Mansion.
She grovelled: “I can’t argue, it’s my fault. I’m sorry, I’ll always love you.”
The sports star has rubbed shoulders with royalty over the years - including King Charles and Princes William and Harry - and has spoken highly of them.
Carl, who told Katie he was “absolutely devastated” by her actions, decided to speak out after she accused him of cheating in her new memoir, This Is Me - something he vehemently denies."
He also adds this " “But she had me hook, line and sinker. I fell madly in love with her and she did whatever the f**k she wanted.”
* This has to be Polo Egg Jamie Morrison, the one she was hanging about for at Cowdray Park last summer hoping to "bump into him again" - norks first probably - the potential The One who legged-it across the horizon as soon as she started telling him she wanted to make things Official Like as hell he did!! Details in earlier wikis
* And this is how it turned up at Cowdray Park in order to impress his mates, with Edna and Clan Grifter in tow. No wonder he fled!
* Skank's rep's response to SB firing back at her? "A rep for Katie said: "Kate is happy and in a positive place, therefore we don't see the need to comment on past relationships any further." Presumably that doesn't include skanky churning out endless LIES and BS about all her escapees as this scenario only works one way, and thats in Her Favour
* SB has some advice for the current victim though "“I hope she’s happy with matey [JJ],” he said. “I wish him the best of luck because he needs it, trust me. He’s in the honeymoon period at the minute. He hasn’t got a clue what’s happening. That’s how it goes.”
He added: “Maybe if Katie reads this and realises she can change, she doesn’t have to live in denial about her cheating. If she takes accountability maybe things can work out with JJ.” Yeah righty-ho! Bong Boy will be a Member of their not-so-exclusive Exes Club before he even relises it!
* He says he only decided to speak out about this because the latest Book of Lies accuses HIM of being a cheat whereas in Troof its HER, same as it always has been. Then he posts this on Insta https://tattle.life/attachments/img_5348-png.3071561/ Let's wait for more of same
25.7.24 - and some more from SB's 93 Pages of der Troof! Now the Mirror says it was slinging its gnarled knees over some footballer! (No doubt she was, as well as the polo geezer) Katie Price accused of cheating on ex Carl Woods with former England footballer - Mirror Online Is she going to slag off the Mirror now about their "Poor journalism" like she does to The Sun? Hope so because she'll alienate them too
*Just look at this though - he has gained 4K IG followers today alone
* He's on Insta now doing his Ask Carl nonsense with little Sid
* Says he never did get his black RR back - stolen off his drive.
*Just said he's in a much better place now than when he was in Vegas (with Guess who)
* One of his questioners happens to be a certain Ms.Disney who at one time was going to surrogate for him & skanky (that is until skanky treated her and her kids appallingly and the deal was quickly OFF!)
* He's just said that Kieron is a good bloke and has helped him out.
* Says he "Wasn't driving that car on the bridge.....' It's the car that the bailiffs turned up about as she hadn't paid the toll for the bridge and the car was registered to her. She claimed in her Book of Lies that it was an Ex driving it so she shouldn't have to pay it.
* "She drives anyway and blames other people .... "
* Didn't catch the question but he said "Yeah, that's disgusting. I'll always keep Sid safe..." For all his many faults he does love Sid - shame he didn't try to protect Blade and all the rest of skank's Victims though.
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He replied that "No, I didn't punch her its The only true thing in the book - but she lies. The police got involved and she had to lie some more..."
* He admitted she cheated with the ex polo player, plus Tom Pearce the footballer from Wigan (she was signing her underwear to Pearce in front of him, "Wet dreams" BARF ), then there was another geezer in Thailand................... "She cheats on everyone...."
* As to the Thailand allegation, the CDAN posting (elsewhere on this page) about her "yachting" activities seems to make more sense & why he upped and left her out there suddenly...............................
* Kieron told him about this Tom Pearce one
* Says to never forgive cheating because they always do it again and again and again. If they cheat on you once, get out because they'll do it again. (He, like an idiot put up with it though as did Boyson and all the rest)
* Says his dad did a psychology course to try and help him because he didn't know how to help him. He's qualifed now (apparently...)!!
* He’s just said she cheated on Kieran too then he said that it was KH who helped him with his anxiety/sadness when she dun the dirty on him countless times...! Perhaps it was a mutal blood letting? Pretty amazing to see K offerred the hand of friendship when you think of all the stuff skank would have instilled in SB about K, how she used him to assist her in her campaign to keep the kids away from their Dad - and yet K helps him despite all that
* He has also admitted that he was wrong at the time to do a lot of the stuff he got involved with compliments of the skank, ie slagging-off her multitude of Exes etc because he stupidly believed HER!
* To give him his due, he did dish quite a bit about her cheating and lying all the time.... and yet she's been on and on these last few days about how 'Honest' she is and 'Never cheats' in her interviews and in her shitty Book of Lies.
Retitle please - 'This is Me.... Lying and Cheating Again'
* SB has scored an article on this lot https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/carl-woods-insists-stand-up-33328679
By saying this, he's calling her out on all the other lies in her book.
"He went on to later reiterate "I wasn't gonna be told I'm a cheat" and felt the need to put the record straight. Labelling Katie's claims "bulls***" he said she only got one thing right in her book and that was that he never hit her."Skank won't be 'appy with this either so its a win/win
* The ONLY reason he is spilling all this is to save his own miserable hide. He was complicit in the abuse and neglect of those children and a little spool of ‘I have regrets’ doesn’t redeem him really - BUT it sticks it right back at skanky!! At the end of the day he could have done so much more to help those children, but some people just have misguided loyalties in the name of love and its clear that for some bizarre reason he really did adore the old boot, however he's now seen for himself what the thing is REALLY LIKE because he's getting the exact same stuff as all the Exes collected from it.

Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie -
20.7.24 - It says the worst thing about being nicked was the plod shop's Cottage Pie they gave her to eat whilst in custody (it didn't have the grey lumpy mashed spud that she's used to perhaps??) This simply shows the total contempt it holds for the Law when Her Food was the precedent over her being nicked yet again
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29358980/katie-price-police-cell-food-car-crash-drug-booze/
"They offer you something to eat when you are in a police cell and I chose the cottage pie but it was disgusting. It was so rank even I couldn’t eat it and I have been in the jungle and eaten f**king kangaroo testicles."
* Incidentally, it seems this "friend" she was rushing off to see in the early hours was none other than "Neil" the Saaaarrrrffff Affrikka Legover merchant! All versions of this dreadful tale are bad, either she was driving trollied to buy more supplies for herself and her guests at the Shitty Shack to parrrrtttyy with, or she was going to sling a legover "Neil" - worst of all has to be her now saying she only drove off-her-head because P had upset her! Poooorrrr MEEEEEEEE again!

Legohead Bong Boy aka The Security Team - The One # 3698. The Latest Plonker-in-Chief & Their Media Showmance -
21.7.24 - here we go again trying to boost interest and publicity for MEEEEEEE with this over-used old chestnut
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29368400/katie-price-secret-engagement-jj-slater-instagram-hint/
Maybe she managed to sneak a "We must get engaged" clause stuck into his Contract? In all honesty not one single solitary person gives a flying fuck if the old sIag is engaged AGAIN or not. It's boring. She's boring. Bong boy is boring. In fact she's been engaged more often than the bogs at Waterloo station! She's has flogged the engagement/marriage/Pregnancy story to (add man of choice) so many fucking times that everyone is sick to death of it.
* Not much # Be Kind going on in the comments either Katie Price drops a huge hint that she and JJ Slater are engaged with a bizarre Instagram post featuring a classic kids' TV character | Daily Mail Online " "Had more loads than a Hotpoint!"
23.7.24 - Some more bullcrap from it, this time slobbering over Bong Boy. Funny how its taken what is an all-too-obvious FAKE relationship to show her whats been missing all these years throughout all the assorted version of The One's who have escaped it's clutches!
https://www.independent.co.uk/tv/culture/katie-price-jj-slater-relationship-update-b2584452.html Plus, why leave out the reason she went on a Domestic violence course? It wasn't through choice, it was because she exposed the kids to abuse and had them taken away (finally) and she doesn't want that as common knowledge. The fact here is that skank is on a mission of re- inventing herself,, she's trying to play the "misunderstood, horribly abused victim" to which she's pushing this Showmance out again as the Bestest Thing That's Ever Happened To MEEEEE. Unfortunately this tedious LIE of a Showmance is the only thing that skank has left to make coin out of apart from her limited access to Harvey, plus she needs to get herself a summer of holidays and grifted freebies BUT she has no work, no kids to exploit and Edna will soon be unable to follow skank around so Bong Boy is left as the chauffeur and dogsbody. Lucky little lad eh?
* In same article its difficult to know whether to find it infuriating or amusing that she appears to be lecturing "Anyone out there" about how to approach new relationships - "Take it slowly and don't rush into marriage/kids..........................."
Er Katie, the only one who does that is YOU!! We don't need the lecture from the likes of YOU, thanks. We're good.

Clan Grifter Gossip -
24.7.24 - Word has it that PFP is having heart surgery. Be interesting if he snuffed it before the Harridan AFP though & what a pickle the Price's will be in then! . Nobody at AFP's beck & call....................... on the other hand its yet another Poor MEEEE tale to use innit?

# Ouch!! -
20.7.24 - An anecdote about the scary, scary skank monster
No doubt this was another of the women after Her Keiron, a potential member of his harem! LOL
* and now this, which is not so much a dig at Peter but a really disgusting one at the skank. Shame they did not mention it shitting in lunchboxes then hurling the box out of the car window as they drove along or crapping between two parked cars at a wedding reception, and thats not to mention wiping her arse on people's bathtowels and curtains when paying them a visit or putting turds in their microwave ovens. Nice ain't she?
* Remember when it lived in the Ashstead rental?? Surrey is mighty glad to be rid of it but its interesting to read other details about it's soujourn in Surrey as regards the dogs running riot & her not giving a shiny one. RIP Blade
www.newsbytesapp.com/news/entertainment/katie-price-slammed-for-disturbing-neighborhood-in-surrey/story


"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit, The Product!" -
20.7.24 -https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3063/3063188-e4a67dc4d41c54316679506e4a4465d9.mp4 - which begs the question - Why would the alleged VICTIM of domestic violence be obliged to attend a course on it, or is it rather than being The Victim that skank is actually The Perpetrator???? No doubt its just another of her Online Courses - she likes them!
21.7.24 - here it is with some more contradictory shite in the Mail. So according to yet another tedious "story" in the DM she hates it when women breastfeed in public, especially in restaurants when she’s trying to eat her food!. Apparently nobody wants to see a woman’s boobs out in public . Some time ago (when they actually allowed the thing on their show) the Loose Women panel challenged her on this to which it replied "It’s different if you get paid to show them because you’re in control of that..........." Always supportive of other women is our skank ain’t she………
22.7.24 - and yet more old shite Awwwwlllll Abaaahhhttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Another vehicle for The Sun to mention her boozing/drugs habits though. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29373955/katie-price-cryptic-post-life-crash/
23.7.24 -and more of this shite too
25.7.24 - This is Awwwllll Abaaahhhttt MEEEEEEEEE and she won't like one bit of it either She's rattled Book signing CANCELLED, Number 1 where? Called out at last night at a public appearance, then a woman got back stage to try & give her a slap, negative comments all over every media platform, bankruptcies definitely NOT sorted. Awww diddums, poor Skanky

"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
20.7.24 - Another media outlet runs with the tale of her LIES over Netflix
https://www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/katie-prices-boast-that-shes-bagged-a-big-netflix-deal-like-david-beckham-slammed-by-streaming-giant-b1171767.html Makes a change for her be "slammed" instead of her dishing it out
* Twelve years to firm-up the details eh?
22.7.24 - "We start filming for that at the end of the month. I can't wait for my to have my life on Netflix as a three parter."
Yes its still pushing the narrative that Netflix are filming MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE for an excloosiv 3 part extravaganza
* Fact is the thing is bunking off the BH again by taking H on 'oliday so one might wonder/wander if Netflix are sending a crew with her to film her sheer amazing-ness and devotion to H as she tends to him singlehandedly in Turkey? (Not the fact she's on-the-run from Court & using H again as another excuse?
23.7.24 - another outlet exposing her Netflix LIES
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/netflix-responds-katie-price-documentary-claims_uk_669f4f09e4b03375f56f0d7b
25.7.24 - Taken from The Sun article about Waterstones cancelling her signing session of the crap book in Manchester; Yes its a bit of "Poooorr MEEEEEEEEE!"
"She said: "Graham Norton, Alan Carr… they would dress up as me after I’d been on, mocking me or my outfits or my hair. No-one called them out on it."

Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage! -
20.7.24 - Wales is getting another visit from it, lucky them! Wonder if she'll encourage the audience to spit in each other's mouths again like she did in Neath? https://www.countytimes.co.uk/news/24460152.katie-price-part-white-horses-royal-welsh-show-line-up/?ref=socialflow&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1Vn2gU9a-l7L3BA78rLf9aWMtd1WqiWtRLwSSofQD8iz6hDf8tMOGCXDo_aem_o0ISY1nYAz1q6nwJESeXRg (See above in Book of Lies)

"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
20.7.24 - Let's set the tally straight shall we? According to this latest Book of Lies it has tried an overdose with Gary, Dane and PA, and tried to strangle/hang herself after KH left her She really is a bloody medical miracle when she takes an 'overdose' and falls unconscious yet miraculously can come round enough to open the door for the paramedics! Next she tries to hang herself and falls unconscious yet miraculously manages to 'wake up and think of her children"! It's a wonder the Pope hasn't made her a saint yet when in fact she's had more Miracles than Lazarus!
* All those "medical notes" it published in the Book of Lies about MEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf - thats exactly what they are - just NOTES! They are not a legal document or diagnostic, they're just notes about the waffling old crap she is claiming, in fact they're no different to all the bollocks and BS in her podcast or other books & indeed prove nothing whatsoever about anything.

The Braindeads are Amongst us!-
20.7.24 - Another example of the Braindeads in action. Today's FB post with the montage of H with all the usual thick-heads fawning over her - "She's a good muvva innit!". On one comment somebody has replied that she has had 4 kids removed to which some cretin has written - "Well she still sees them! Least she's not as sick as some monsters out there who have killed their children".
That ladies and gentlemen is the level of the Price fan club. You're a good mother if you don't kill your children! It's unbelievable.
* However there are signs that for some of the Braindeads the Veil of Lies is fallen away. She is getting absolutely slated all over Facebook & quite rightly so! She is well & truly being ripped a new one with lots of comments now stating true facts with very few giving the "She's a great mum blah blah blah" rubbish now. And those that are defending her are being quickly put right by FACTS.
Everyone can see she's done now since she has shown her True Colours completely with this final Book of Lies to which everyone can see she's a bitter & twisted lying old sIag, although the handful of hard core fans would support her through anything even if she committed mass-murders. The likes of Chardonnay & the Craig's etc.
* Can't wait for the announcement of her next tour. She'll be appearing in disused phone boxes near you. Tickets will be limited so you'll have to get them quick!
*And it would seem that Edna was only at Vauxhall as damage limitation to rein in Rentagob but she looked absolutely horrendous, even worse than normal. Cannot see how she'll be arsed looking after Skanky as this pregnancy goes on though - who will take over then? The enigmatic Boing Boy??
20.7.24 - and another one
Is this what Edna calls herself these days??
21.7.24 - it has acknowledged in the Book of Lies that she's "lost" her female fan-base - one cannot imagine why........
Notice how her regret is losing the fans, not for the things she's done. She once had an army of female supporters but she can't stop her mask from slipping these days then The Real MEEEEEE keeps jumping out!
23.7.24 - Some of the Brain Deads are commenting on how SS "removed" those kids from KH's custody and she's had them since They're obviously too dense to notice that when she does have them they can be seen all over her social media (well Bunty mainly), but how long is it since the children have been seen with it? Yet despite that FACT none of them have asked her where they are or why aren't they being shown - not a single one. Gormless idiots

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
21.7.24 - Interesting that another ad flogging her Barf Bums was posted on her FB page last night. This one was a video of her holding a box laden with barf bums, the thing was delightedly pulling them all out and then literally squealing that there is "So much in there!" Its deliberately misleading. You only get 3 items and generally thats one small Barf Bum (often crumbling), a cheapo make up brush and a ropey headband stuffed into a tatty box & despatched to the lucky recipients. Many comments are now readily saying as such and somebody has even mentioned trading standards. That post has been deleted this morning unsurprisingly!
23.7.24 - Moddlin' some more ghastly garments to flog to the Braindeads. This is quite enough proof that this creature is most definately NOT a catwalk model AT ALL or ever has been one, actually all it ever was was a talent-free tit-moddle to which its now an OLD & raddled talent-free Tit Moddle with no idea whatsoever of The Walk, The Paris Turn nor any of the rest of it. Indeed its not built like an anorexic stick-insect or a coathanger as catwalk models have to be, plus the thing is far too short for all that anyway. Then theres the distorted body which is just a BIG NO on top of all the rest!
Fashion & Catwalk Models are a different breed to knackered old Tit Moddles as you can see
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3068/3068351-a3aad905b984a819d6738d0e626568af.mp4
* Its been trying to hawk The Book of Lies on Instagram and is getting battered For example :-
"I'm pretty sure she cant write a shopping list nevermind 6 autobiographies................"
"World record for the author who has written the most books without ever having written a book"
"she only learnt to write so she could fill out the benefit forms for her family"
"It will be in the Bargain bin with Spare".
"Thought it was called Hannoooow...."
24.7.24 - Still trying to raise money for the next boob jobbie although the total is still the same as it was last week, that is despite her promising that "If you contribute you can have a look for free............................" Surely if you do give her some munney then its not FREE?? Fickas innit? BTW the Boob Fund has just reached 515$

* Wonder whose home it was contaminating for this sleazy photoshoot of it collapsed on the stairs? One thing is for sure though, little Bong Boy is now her Ofishul Fertografer with his Iphone. This professional photoset was done on a PHONE!

Podcast Garbage -
25.7.24 - This week's bullshit Quotient
* Starts off shouting as usual, her voice is fucked, sore throat (again) she's just woken up (overslept)
* She was getting ill at the book launch, she hasn't done a covid test.
* She did C5 yesterday, she has embraced her own natural hair, but will have extensions put back in.
*Saw kids at weekend, Junior and his girlfriend been to stay, more than once, they all love her new house, they reckon she has done it so nice, they want to stay there all the time (said in a stupid voice) yeah right!
*Took 4 hours to mow the lawn (think that includes JJ putting mower together and HE probably mowed it, as she is incapable of actually doing anything apart from sunbathing)
* Hot tub is set up, kids love going in there.
* Someone offered to cut her lawns for £25, she paid £160 for the flymo
Edna's House stuff.. bit of talk about sofas (she should be an expert the amount she has gone through)
* People have commented that their Love Island talk is boring. (actually the whole effing lot is B O R IN G)
* She has had the decorators in. (Did she pay them??)
* Quick bit about going to the cinema with JJ (JJ gets scared, so she says she keeps winding him up) It sounds like what she does to Harvey)
* Harvey has his own bedroom at the new place, but she's going to put another bed in her room so he can sleep with mummy from Friday for 3 nights before they go on British Airways on their holiday. Yep, looks like she is definitely signed off from attending next week again. What a joke .
* Still vaping.
* Not been to the gym yet (what a waste of a membership, she never sticks at any keep fit)
* Love Island talk.
* Mentions some netflix documentary she is going to watch called Tell them you love me (think she's trying to get ideas for her next drama)
*No mention of HER 3 part netflix doc!
* Then some questions, pretty boring..
* Any ghosts in new house No (the only malignant spirt is HER)
* Wants to know when her panto scripts will arrive, She's playing the Genie in Aladdin and it's a big part, so will have lots of lines.
* Q about how this relationship is different - She has learned about healthy relationships. JJ is calm, easy, but wait for it....
HE STILL PUTS HER IN HER PLACE!!!!! OMG, I cannot believe she has just said that AGAIN about another man - she said this about SB!!! . Says she likes this - but he doesn't check up on her constantly or doesn't feel he has to come to work with her all the time (mmmmmmmm - he's pretty much glued to her for all that though)
* He "helps clean up", ie he does EVERYTHING! (mops, makes the bed, cleans up after HER)
* Her new SMEG kettle smells of cat pee
* Harvey has just sent her a video.
* Can't remember what she did for her 40th birthday, she doesn't think she did anything. (Think she was wasted for most of it)
Here's a reminder: Katie Price's pal posts a video of her stripping to her underwear to celebrate her 40th birthday | The Sun
Sames as every other night out then?
What a boring & mundane waste of time this crap was

F4J Dive In on the Skank -
21.7.24 - they're back! https://youtu.be/VCbcr1kKN5k skip to 47:14 for skank
*From what he says this must have been recorded before the youngest children were removed from the thing.

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
21.7.24 - Boasting about her lovely noo extensions although quite why is debatable. That is a hair topper ... you can see the knots in the lace along the parting and the dopey tit has set it too far forward at the front as per usual, (look at the hairline), but it's the lying about it though, making out these extensions have magically restored her knackered hair when actually what she really needs a break from extensions to minimise damage to her already thin / damaged barnet. (Bear in mind that over the past month it has been promoting that Collarjean muck that has provided a miraculous recovery in her hair, nails etc allegedly) Surely passing off a wig as her own tatty barnet with a bunch of extensions is something the Trades Descriptions Act should cover?
* Skank is wearing a hair topper like this Hers is nailed-on though
22.7.24 - it seems Doc Plovier did add some raspberries for it when last at the clinic - its selling them to the punters already!
Not quite sure whether to add or

Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
23.7.24 - Digging this heap of LIES up again to show what a kind, caring person she really is............honestly, she really is!
https://apple.news/AqIK0OEtLT6GmOztw-AdMzA
All she's doing here is reminding people of how allegedly the court case and media contributed to Flack's suicide, in other words "Let me off the bankruptcies and only print nice stuff about MEEEEE in case I try the suicide thing again and you'll be seen as being responsible............" Its also rather strange that such a close friend and confidante of CF wasnt invited to the funeral, to which a family member said they wished other zlebs wouldn't use Caroline's death for their own publicity because none of them helped her when she needed it. Also it was skank who was after getting CF's Love Island job just after she got dumped from the show - some "friend" that is eh?? As to "Helping her through her troubles" ? Could there actually be anyone worse to try and coach someone with such mental health problems? Maybe skank advised her to ignore it all and play the victim, or maybe take loads of drugs to forget about things because that's how she deals with problems herself?.
* Strange that skank wasn't there for Nicki Chapman either, another Best Friend. Once is a mistake, twice is a pattern - skank is a grief-thief.
* In any case, just how bad would someone's life have to be where having the skank as your Friend or Life Coach seems like a Good Idea or the answer to your problems?

The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
Heres an old interview with DY that also covers "Fatherhood" - something skanky has denied him with Harvey.
Dwight Yorke On Katie Price (youtube.com)
22.7.24 - she'll go ballistic when she sees this! "Wy didunt Joonier arsk MEEEEEEEE to sing anawl???"
Watch Peter Andre singing Mysterious Girl on stage 29 years after releasing hit as he supports son Junior at festival | The Sun

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
21.7.24 - this appears to bear all the hallmarks of Clan Grifter( ie Edna) slapped all over it because Skank orchestrated the exact same smear campaign on AR and to PA.. The comments appear to support K though
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13655223/Matt-Smith-requests-Katie-Prices-ex-husband-former-stripper-Kieran-Hayler-axed.html
* Wonder who said "source" could be eh? ''The source added: 'It is amazing to think that Matt would be in the same show as Kieran who, as far as anyone knows, hasn't acted before. It's a high-quality production with not only Matt but also Robert Glenister on the roster.'' In any case, how exactly do you "miscast somebody by mistake.............."??
23.7.24 - Is it trying to make Pete Jealous?? Apparently he's NOT the great love of her life - that honour belongs to Dane Bowers the poor bastard! In any case, its perfectly obvious that "The Great Love of My Life" was and always will be MEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Katie Price names the 'true love of her life' - and it's not Peter Andre or current boyfriend JJ Slater - OK! Magazine
Peter however was last seen doing the Can-Can around Ashstead town centre wearing the pink Weddin' Dress..................
25.7.24 - Oh she's gonna hate this! Charlotte Dujardin scandal opens place on Team GB for Katie Price's dressage teacher who she was accused of AFFAIR with | The Sun "Dressage teacher"? Is that what they call it these days?
* Katie Price called trainer Andrew Gould ‘the one that got away’ after ‘close friendship’ ended marriage to Peter Andre | The Sun
Yeah that "close" they were caught at it in the stables were they not, that is despite the fact the Security at their stables he said they had to keep anyone away from the stables whilst they shagged.
Furthermore, 'The One That Got Away'....? Does she mean the man who was actually married to someone else when she tried to get her claws into him & he still got away...?!! (Bloody quickly as well just like Polo Egg did!)

"I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!" -
20.7.24 - It has published this amongst a sheaf of supposéd "medical records" in the Book Of Lies.
But.... but she doesn't do dwugs does she????
*She missed off her medical history her taking an overdose with Dane too (already an overdose with Gary before that) and she blames her drug taking on Kieran despite her being an addict long before he even came along
* and more attention seeking
www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/celebrity-news/katie-price-opens-up-about-secret-overdose-over-dane-bowers-paranoia-a3163061.html
* Heres the piss head in action https://youtu.be/h-BAjlVDseM
OMG! The bog-seat!!! https://youtu.be/ZmgDw9YcPBQ
Watch the shocking moment ‘drunk’ Katie Price swears at awards ceremony crowd - then makes very x-rated joke | The Sun
https://youtu.be/2uDR2XvIaeQ https://youtu.be/A3knPOJwzEI
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4059530/Loose-Women-confirm-standing-Katie-Price.html - they didn't stand by it for long though - they too unloaded her!!
No, everything points to the FACT that everybody has it in for skanky - she absolutely does NOT have a drink problem or anything else....... does she??

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note AGAIN RSPCA -
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-sets-record-straight-3328708420.7.24 -
and again NONE of it is Her Fault of course
* Even ChatGPT knows all about her:-
"Katie Price, a British media personality and former glamour model, has had a tumultuous history with her pets. Known for her high-profile personal life, Price has owned a variety of animals over the years, ranging from dogs and cats to horses and even exotic pets. However, her track record as a pet owner has attracted significant attention and criticism due to a series of unfortunate incidents leading to the deaths of several of her pets.
As of mid-2023, Katie Price has reportedly lost multiple pets under tragic circumstances. Among these, her Alsatian dog, Sparkle, was killed in a hit-and-run accident in 2020, and another dog, Rolo, died in 2020 after suffocating in a chair. In addition, her horse, Wallis, died in a road accident in 2020, and her cat, Hagrid, was hit by a car and killed in 2022. These incidents have led to public outcry and accusations of negligence. " The animal names are wrong in some cases but its all there nevertheless
As a child she had a gerbil, that died
Then a rabbit called Star
Shepherd puppy called Storm (When she was with Warren)
She bought Junior a pony
She bought Princess a horse called Minnie
Horse called Andre
Her horse Princess was killed on the road
Horse called Otto pts
Horse called Blaze, sold to a riding school
6 dogs when she was with Pete, Smurf, Scooby rehomed, Hooch was returned
Smurf drowned in the swimming pool after he escaped from the house where skank kept him locked up in on his own with just a feeding visit once a day.
Dogs Kevin, Vera (died) Trevor
Various other horses Storm, Sally, Tyke
Various cats/kittens - Pete (died), Jenna & Kate
Dobby rehomed
Gary the Great Dane - died shortly after being taken back to the breeder
Hagrid - reported he was rehomed but got back for photo ops, now MIA
Hamsters MIA
Guinea pigs MIA
2 kittens on the MM show MIA
More kittens bought when she got with AR
Queenie killed by vehicle
Marvin the chameleon (allegedly died of a broken heart)
Piglet Bingles and possibly two more when she was with Peter
Bear the dog rehomed
Peggy the hedgehog that went MIA
Sparkle killed by vehicle
Rolo crushed in chair/cbd oil
Said she got Bunny a pony?
Precious rehomed
Sharon killed by vehicle
Captain MIA
Buddy MIA
Batman MIA
Colin MIA
Blade Killed by vehicle
Tank rehomed/given to electrician for payment of work
Lady MIA
Frog the 5/6 month old kitten PTS
New sphinx cat (alive so far)
Horse Wallace MIA
Pony Bobby MIA
Various other horses at MM all MIA & probably sold on. Emma & Cassie
Plus all the farm animals she had to sell (inc Goats, Llamas, Peacock, pigs, sheep (or sheeps as KP called them), ducks, rabbits

*and this - https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5955463/Katie-Price-forced-sell-animals-farm-bid-raise-funds-tough-year.html#:~:text=The%20paper%20reports%20that%20Katie,buyers%20%2D%20but%20to%20little%20success
There’s probably other animals too
* Comments on an article from 6 years ago - nothing has changed over the years; Also note the mention of bankruptcy looming

* yet more still - its relentless. And the RSPCA think this is OK???? Video here, from 2012, when KP was taking multiple dogs/cats to a vets ( & probably still owes them the money for it)
Theres a couple of the names I hear - two cats, Maggie and Nigel. Phylis, one of the four dogs, gets off the lead near a main road. Shocker! Also, a Great Dane called Gary, going off the comment below.
Comment under the video says ''The great danes were very underweight, I should know because my mum was the one who stupidly sold them to her. She gave both of the great danes to a breeder in doncaster when they were 9 months because she couldnt handle them or the novelty wore off, we eventually got 'Gary' the male great dane back who unfortunately passed away a month after from a bad heart caused by over exercise, the dogs were kept in a stable and free to run the land. katie has no idea how to look after animals! '' Katie Price dog escapes... - YouTube
24.7.24 - oh and heres a classic Pots 'n Kettles from it passing comment about the equestrian woman caught out beating her horse and thus withdrawn from the olympics because of her cruelty. Skank posts her outrage about this wickedness all the while ignoring the Death List that follows her about!! Does she know who has taken this woman's place yet? Now thats SHOCKING
* Nor is it anything new - /www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1183390/Scheming-cold-interested-Former-groom-reveals-truth-Katie-Price-cameras-off.html

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
Skank is known for placing The Blame for all H's disabilities onto his father - she probably doesn't want this little number to be widely known considering she was a legendary cokehead when pregnant with him and still is!
"Septo-optic dysplasia. Maternal cocaine abuse, valproate toxicity, and intrauterine vascular disruptive events have been implicated as possible etiologies of septo-optic dysplasia (Dominguez et al., 1991; McMahon and Braddock, 2001; Stevens and Dobyns, 2004). https://www.sciencedirect.com/topic..., valproate toxicity,Stevens and Dobyns, 2004)."

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
This popped up on CDAN - only a year to wait eh skanky? Just like P becoming your personal chauffeuse too
Like as hell!!!

Only Grans and Suchlike -
23.7.24 - Its really pushing the Noo Raspberries now trying to tempt the perverts into her lair

24.7.24 - The Mail have picked it up now https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13666833/Katie-Price-flogging-fully-naked-shower-video-OnlyFans-53-tries-drum-money-declared-bankrupt-second-time.html They also note that this sleaze is her most costly offer yet which is not bad when you recall that when it joined this revolting escapade dressed as a nun to "Empower all wimmin", it declared it "Would never do fully nude..........".
Well whaddya know, whats this then?? Desperate times seek desperate measures!
* The Sun are in hot pursuit!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29427995/katie-pricey-only-fans-totally-naked-clip/
Naked Rodney is probably raiding his mother's handbag as we speak, specifically as this sumptuous video clip is going to cost him £53 on top of the £12 subscription fee. Yes indeedy, £53 extra for a 93 second clip of the thing admiring itself in it's bi-annual shower. Best bit is that the Bankruptcy lot are taking 40% of it at source!
Its a very sharp and barbed article too

Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!-
22.7.24 - not so much "work" but more like another Avoidance. It announced some weeks ago its taking 'Arv on 'oliday at the exact time she's supposed to be facing Court again over her first bankruptcy case - why the hell do they allow this time and again eh?

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her, thus The Media will destroy her ... tick tock -
21.7.24 - Heres the Mirror demonstrating what a sleazy ol' scrubber skank has always been in this revolting Vomit Comet
Katie Price's most outrageous sex confessions - Mile High Club, toe-romps and Playboy urination - Mirror Online
* After last week's BS fest from You Mag they have actually printed a few of what must have been THOUSANDS of comments sent to them about the skank.
23.7.24 - Katie Price insists 'everything is sorted' with her bankruptcy as she vows 'never to hit rock bottom again' | The Sun They've been very soft on the thing with this - what are The Sun up to?? Skanky seems to have forgotten that she actually has TWO bankruptcies ongoing and the HMRC one will not just Go Away
* Now the Mail. You have to laugh when they say it "Tried to instil some life back" into the Shitty Shack when in truth it was HER that trashed the place!
Oh yeah - and "Everything is sorted" re her bankruptcy? Of course it is!!!
Katie Price says 'everything is sorted' with her second bankruptcy after being evicted from her Mucky Mansion | Daily Mail Online
The comments on this nonsense prove that nobody believes her bollocks about this matter anyway
* and more still, although this does look more like a vehicle to poke fun at the hideous vision truly believing she is somehow "Sexy" or something when in truth it's a bloody grotesque like a gargoyle on Notre Dame. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/29410500/katie-price-tattoos-boob-job-french-maid/
25.7.24 - here it goes poking the bear again...................
"Number One!?????"
* The Sun are also going to LOVE dear ol' SB finally admitting that skank DID LIE about him bashing her and that she did paint-on those broosis. So heres a reminder to them of when she turned up feeling very sorry for herself and binned a fee for her Exclusive
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/15946315/katie-price-reveals-bruised-battered-face-attack/
26.7.24 - The Sun again indicating that skank's off on 'oliday again then mentioning her debts, the repossession etc They're on a roll now
Katie Price sent strict warning over double bankruptcy - as star reveals she’s flying off on FIFTH holiday of the year | The Sun
"..and obviously a bit of HMRC" ....! Erm. A bit? Hows about three quarters of a million pounds Skanky luv...!!
"She added: "I went through a breakdown, this is how mine started - lawyers and exes, that is my bankruptcy thing. And obviously a bit of HMRC." What a fucking LIAR!!!
* They also mention that H should not be sharing a bedroom with Mummy considering he is a 21 year old MAN!