Kate Price 50

* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II, The Rancid Rental -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. Its JJ The Noo Plonker-in-Chief & The Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!",
*"Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her ... The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
"Iss dem fukkin' trwollz wot dunnit!"


Resumé -
At the start of the last wiki skank was a cunt.
By the end of the last wiki skank is now an unhinged delusional cunt.
Also Mr PP maybe a fence thief.

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
14.6.24 - a sip of tea - there are two applications pending against the title number of the MM at the Land Registry - one is a dealing application on 25 April submitted by a firm of solicitors in Northampton (who act for government depts including HMRC according to their website), and the other is from the Land Registrar on 29 May for official copies. The eviction notice was served 29th May so the Second application lines up with the eviction date.
* Word also has it that its been back to Court again for MORE driving offences, but she's been able to keep a lid on this - SO FAR!
19.6.24 - and another victim?

and this So it totally mugged-off the doormat SB like all his predecessors, doinking this garbage whilst pretending to be loves-young-dream with Cole - how can Kyle Walker's wife tolerate this betrayal with an even bigger skank than the trollop Goodman?

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."

versus

13.6.24 - Not new, just a page-filler of rubbish really Katie Price shows off ‘biggest ever boobs’ in cut-out jumpsuit with huge slashes - Daily Star
14.6.24 - and just look at this cracking outfit! Exactly the thing to wear when meeting the Father-in-Law and Lego's sister, ie meeting JJ’s dad warrants a see through dress, but then of course it does! He’s a man and ALL men fancy her and Want her. In her deluded brain of course.
* Tomorrow its set to meet Lego's Mummy for the first time to which Mummy will be wholly impressed when she's crossed the Atlantic to meet THAT Thing dressed like a hooker!!

Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
13.6.24 - So it seems she has dedicated an entire chapter in the next Book of Lies to belovéd Legohead, that is despite dropping those lame old hints again yesterday about "splitting up" the same as she did with SB every other week. Bet this Lego chapter is a late addition to make up for all the stuff that had to be removed due to legal challenges and quite HOW she's gonna wring an entire chapter out of this 6 month faux showmance is debatable. It appears that OK weren't interested in an exclusive of this bullshit, so skank will now 'reveal what we will reveal' in her book despite the fact no one has any interest whatsoever in this fake relationship aka showmance; There is no question that this rubbish will contain plenty more LIES, new and old, such as "He saved ma life' by talking her out of throwing herself out of a window just as he happened to be walking past, or protected her from a gang of Sarf African robbers fighting them off with his bare hands like Ram-bo (not Leg-o), indeed its just the usual old bollocks from the thing, - a load of made up shit just like the rest of her crap books. Not to fret though since only about 36 of her Braindeads will buy it anyway
* Heres the precis from the cretins publishing this shite. Not a true word in the whole lot! https://tattle.life/attachments/2991624/
*This is the idiot publisher of this bilge, it seems they specialise in the Crime genre so they'll be happy dealing with a Criminal Junkie # won't they? I guess she's sold them some more LIES about wapes, twollz, Saaaarrrrrfff Afffrikkans, Mexicans etc etc
Nevertheless, skanky's filth won't be amongst their "Bestsellers"

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
12.6.24 - Heres the Sun (of course) highlighting The Double-Bankrupt getting it's crappy RR a "makeover" following The Acid Attack episode. Even if it is a Grift, this is absolutely shamefull
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28440852/katie-price-bankrupt-range-rover-makeover-acid-attack/
* and following on from H's "Harvey Price only travels First Class" statement, heres the skank doing same on the Gatwick Express
"Work meetings....................." my arse!!!! Court dates more like!!

The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II -
17.6.24 - Its already on a major whingefest about the rental A few niggly problems (which you always get with a New Build) and the skank is behaving like its the End of the World with her Dwarmers- pathetic!
Katie Price's new home beset by problems after 'nine years of Mucky Mansion hell' - Mirror Online
19.6.24 - Yes it's still "My Manshun!" Here posting more photos of people robbing MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! at the original Shitty Shack with yet another fiend helping himself to her detritis. Wheres this security squad Sussex Police are supposed to have in place to protect "My Manshun" eh???
*Why indeed are her and Lego still there anyway when its been REPOSSESSED?? https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240618_190712_instagram-jpg.3002116/
* As a reminder of that pitiful hovel she wrecked over 9 years, heres the Shitty Shack mk 1 (the one she doesn't own any longer) in its full squalid state What a dump! Burglars and vandals must wipe their feet on the way out.
These were taken just before it was EVICTED so they are contemporary to events.
19.6.24 - Just how long has it been at The Shitty Shack II???? Its not taken her long to completely piss off the neighbours then
* ‘We’ll put our house up for sale!’ say Katie Price’s horrified new neighbours after ‘dreadful’ news she’s moving in | The Sun
* Katie Price's new neighbours threaten to 'sell their house' after discovering the 'dreadful' news she's moving in to 'quiet area' | Daily Mail Online
* Katie Price's new neighbours furious as she asks for help moving hot tub into new home - Mirror Online
* And its still denying that the Shitty Shack has been repossessed in today's crapcast. Well what all this then?


Legohead aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. Its JJ The Noo Plonker-in-Chief & The Media Showmance -
Not to be out-done by skanky, Lego now has his own outfit for Pride events
13.6.24 - oh here we go then, trying out the old On/Of technique to drum-up publicity that was used every other week with SB until he fled for his life before Christmas! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28465148/katie-price-sparks-split-rumours-jj-slater/ Calling itself a MILF again though
* Furthermore, in this week's Crapcast why would she say that "No footballer would want her........" IF she really was in a healthy loving committed relationship with her latest The One #3698? What an odd comment to make though and proof from her own gob that indeed her and Lego are fake as fuck, exactly as expected.
* Now this!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28465148/katie-price-sparks-split-rumours-jj-slater/ And "Split fears"?! Who actually "fears" this split, well except Lego if he's joining the Legions of Exes to Be Persecuted by the thing??? So what if they split, who gives an actual fuck about these No-Marks?
* and calling itself "A MILF" again!
* Quoted from the Crapcast "She has dinner with JJ’s mum on Saturday, as she’s flown over from America. And dinner with his dad and sister on Friday.
* Yup, these dinner's will go REALLY well....or maybe not
Dinner with dad.... she'll be cackling like looney & vaping constantly. SO AM I LIKE WHAT YOU THOUGHT I'D BE LIKE? WHAT DID YOU THINK I'D BE LIKE? LETS FACETIME HARV.....HARV MUMMY IS OUT EATING WITH JJ. DO YOU LOVE THAT HARV? IS IT THE BEST FAMILY EVER HARV? LOOK WHO IS HERE HARV. THIS IS JJ'S DADDY HARV. SAY HELLO HARV. WHAT DO YOU THINK HARV? JJ'S DADDY IS NICE HARV. NOT LIKE YOUR DADDY HARV. YOUR DADDY DWIGHT IS A CUNT ISN'T HE HARV? WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY HARV? (hello you cunt) OH HARV, YOU MUSTN'T SWEAR YOU'RE SOOOOO CUTE! DO YOU LOVE MUMMY HARV?
Dinner with mum....SO YOU'VE COME FROM AMERICA TO MEET ME? cackle cackle vape AM I LIKE YOU THOUGHT I'D BE? AM I ALL OVER THE PRESS IN AMERICA? BECAUSE I'M VERY FAMOUS IN AMERICA. I DID PLAYBOY DON'T YA KNOW. LIVED IN THE PLAYBOY MANSION WITH HUGH. DID YOU KNOW THAT? I LOVE AMERICA BUT I'M JUST TOOOOO BUSY TO GO OVER AT THE MOMENT. I'M SURE JJ HAS TOLD YOU THAT I'VE JUST FINISHED A BIG SELL OUT TOUR. I'VE DONE A COUPLE OF FESTIVALS & MORE COMING UP. SOOOOOOO BUSY
Wander/wonder if these will still go ahead IF they split ? But then on the other hand it has posted this about it's Gawjus Boyfrend
Of course IF they have split she can rip this rubbish up and launch into an invective-filled diatribe like its done on all the other Escapees
* Over-filtered to the MAX the pair of 'em. Looks like he already has Turkey Teef installed so no need to grift him some more though so that'll save the BH lot some cash Just gruesome all in all
* Had Lego smoked his weekly quota in Jamaican Woodbines in one hit before they took this loving selfie? Look at his eyes!
* "MY..............." Why Skank thinks that putting a hand on his shoulder will show that they are madly in love when in fact it looks like she's bought and paid for his time & OWNS him as such, plus, as other Krusties have pointed out she still looks like his mum
Desperate times, desperate measures........................... Hard to know which one of them is the more desperate though
* He's posting a supposedly old photo of him with A Mate - was this last week???
14.6.24 - More media blurb about the Showmance LIE FEST. This is the same old crap as was dished out with SB for endless months - nothing different in it, only the victim's name
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-breaks-silence-jj-33028125
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-breaks-silence-jj-33028342
15.6.24 - in the end it did not wear the JYY nylon dishcloth to meet Father-in-Law, instead it went in its pyjamas!
The Sun noticed though
16.6.24 - so here the lovely garment it says it was wearing to meet Lego-Mama, the white version of the hideous black creation that it did not wear to meet Daddy-Lego. I expect it wore another trackie instead though Obviously these revolting garments were just a JYY moddlin' thing but she thought she'd get a "twist" out of them with the Braindeads - note that she must have worn the white one first, hence why she had the white scaffolding on even when wearing the ghastly black version

17.6.24 - Still no foters of skank schmoozing Lego-Mummy - wonder why?

Clan Grifter Gossip -
19.6.24 - it seems that old tightwad PFP repossessed that fence he put up by the front gates of the Shitty Shack when skank got ousted finally. Says it all eh?

Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
13.6.24 - Is there trouble in paradise? On crapcast talking about wanting to be a WAG & calling itself a MILF - more like an OBIDE - Old Bag If Desperate Enough.
14.6.24 - after it's seksi comments on the crapcast about Grealish, the media have picked up on it. Like as hell he'd go for that minging old boiler though. Nice one The Sun as they continue to undermine her relationship with her possession The current The One #3699. And all coming from words uttered from her own lips. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28483078/katie-price-wag-jack-grealish-euro-2024/

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEE -
11.6.24 - as IF this will make one tiny bit of difference although he's picked an absolute cracker in skanky to drive this point home hasn't he?
16.6.24 - a snippet from the Mail bullshit with her explaining to the older kids how nothing is her fault
"I sat down and explained to J&P why the press always see me in a bad light and Pete in a good light. You see, the press see I am always in court for driving offences. I am a known drink and drug abuser and get up to some really nasty stuff............" You don't say skanky???? She says she wishes the Exes would just get on with their lives like she has presumably - so she states - but she is The Only One who does not appear to have realised thats exactly what they have ALL done in that they are All happy with new partners & new families away from HER! . They never mention her yet she’s obsessed with them, especially Peter, in fact she’s done nothing but persecute them all, especially Kieran. Did she sit J & P down & tell them that she cheated on Peter a number of times? Of course she didn’t, she just told them her mouthful of lies.
Indeed, surely the Exes biggest regret was meeting her because other than having their lovely kids what do they have to show for it?. Nothing but aggro and earache
* This ‘new’ book, is just a rehash of previous ones. Still at least she’s admitted she's "On the up & mentally ok’ which is Great, so we can expect to see her in Court soon then? No excuses. Let’s see if that happens and IF she thinks the book sales will pay the huge debts off & pay for her rental, well she’s deluded.Hopefully there’s a pile of legal letters on their way or already lodged because she cannot keep getting away with all these vile efforts to bring her exes down. But then again, she’s broke, so no point suing her when she doesn't have a penny left, point being that Alex is still waiting for his payout from the court case he won!. Hope trustees nip this in the bud & take anything she’s getting from book advances/sales, otherwise that money will soon disappear
*All her Escapees have moved on but she can’t because associating herself with them is a source of income for her. She’s the user, she’s a hanger-on, not them.
* So where it says it "Sat J & P down to explain......................" what she ought to have said is that J got up and "Went out" & still hasn’t come back, P keeps her at arms length and relies on Pete, Claire and Emily for advice and has a great bond with her big brother where they have a healthy loving sibling relationship. Wonder which side of the family they learnt that from?
* "I"m here to set the record straight and put my past relationships behind me" - it then proceeds to bad mouth all her exes by digging it all up yet again. Funny how all of her exes have gone on to better relationships though Must just be a mere coincidence rather than "Katie Price is batshit mental with a face that looks like it's been painted on with a shotgun"
19.6.24 - following-on from it's proclaimation about what a "Cool Mum" she thinks she is, it posts this
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/3002/3002799-7c3e9a18b2efd06255e8eb8a98f60de6.mp4 Pity J&P don't agree eh?
20.6.24 - and still making it about MEEEEEEEE when its clearly NOT! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/princess-andre-know-shes-beautiful-33070447

"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
15.6.24 - Psychopath Mentors Another Psychopath. Its bound to end well innit???
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13521207/Katie-Price-life-coach-mentor-psychopath.html
* As for it "traynin ter be a Liyf Cowch" which is a JOKE in itself..................IF skank is training to be a life coach then standing up in a Court room should be a piece of piss eh?
* Here it is blathering-on about when it got it's Diagnosis of ADHD, yet this "docter" sahnds a weal Prowfeshunawl downt E?
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2996/2996034-ce12182ea45099a64a90d36a99e1c621.mp4
* And this nutcase is going to be a Life Coach eh? The only way it'll be A Coach of Anything is to rip it's Turkey Teef out to install 20 rows of seats

The Braindeads are Amongst us!-
17.6.24 - yes the Braindeads have a new pervy member in The Gang

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives-
13.6.24 - here it is, gob flapping as usual flogging the dietry crap that she only takes a tiny swig of (because it tastes so appalling undoubtedly). . Filmed in the kitchen at the rental so its moved in now;
14.6.24 - the grifted paint job on the Shitmobile
The earlier prep shots seemed to show the old paint being stripped as it was all bubbled on the surface, so if this is a full respray job, over £3500+ especially if a non standard colour/finish. A wrap would be a similar cost, possibly a little less. Hell of a freebie if she's conned them into it! Probably worth as much as the car ffs! Oh well, nobody will spot her in a 2 tonne car the size of the Death Star in bright pink glitter finish, safe as houses for such a high risk celebrity like the skank!!
At least someone pointed this out to them on insta now! MUGS!!!
Incidentally, as to the value of the Pink Monstrosity, this, her remaining asset was valued by webuyanycar at £3,390. That's not even a month's rent and that low value was probably why those Bailiffs didn't bother taking it, however not sure even the £3500 wasted on repainting the heap in sparkly pink over the rust has added anything to that value.
15.6.24 - Back to flogging more nasties from JYY only now its rubbing its crotch over the worktops at the Shitty Shack II
Truly awful garments moddled by the truly appalling skank
17.6.24 - another Amaaaaazin' announcement today from the skank undoubtedly some other crap to flog to the Braindeads, so here it is using a photo from eons ago (November 2019) using a long-defunct Face and wig, continuing with the usual sort of BS about "Work" etc.
19.6.24 - on-the-grift again, this time its for someone to shift her grotty jacuzzi spa thing from the Ex-Shitty Shack over to the Noo Shitty Shack. Perhaps the mug who did the clean-up & got it running last summer will volunteer to get mugged-off again??
20.6.24 - flogging the collarjean crap again but this time employing the Pointy-Toe-Pouty-Face technique
* Gone to collect the Pink Monstrosity - theres paint on the wheels, its patchy AND this glorious paintjob hasn't fixed the bald tyres either! Bummer!


Podcast Garbage -
13.6.24 - this weeks Crapcast but only a short one because she's "Soooooooooooooooo busy these days" as she’s moving into her new house, so hot spotting the WiFi from her car. Must be where her latest rejuven8 ad was filmed from.
* Confirms she's obviously not driving in the car, she’s a passenger. Wonder why she made that comment - been caught out again maybe?
* They both miss doing the pod tour.
* Said a few days after the crap events that she was in a different outfit STARTING the GAY prides. (Seriously ) Said Adrian pulled it out the bag with her outfit again (should have stuck it straight into a dustbin bag actually).
* Her first proper GAY Pride event & she was "shitting herself"(probably why she keeps pulling the outfit out from her arse)
* She is going to put a clip of her and the crowd up. (Not the one with the boy holding his hands over his ears then??)
* Said she did the Freddie Mercury "AY-OOOO" thing at the pride event and the crowd loved it so much that she’s going to do it now at all of them Why stop there skank? Why not cover some of Freddie's songs too?
Radio (completely f*cking) Gaga? Bohemian Bankruptcy? Another Egg Bites the Dust? Fat Bottomed Skanks? Lego wants to break free? Good Old Fashioned Stoner Boy ? Flash(ed) - she has! many times
* On the train back from Newcastle, KP didn’t have headphones on while she was watching some crime thing, Edna was sitting 2 rows away, KP said she checked every one around her had headphones on then she turned hers UP WHY? That shows what an arrogant, thoughtless shitbag it really is
* Skank went to Albert’s birthday party.
* This week… moving in the new house. Been to John Lewis shopping - she wanted a pink smeg kettle and toaster, but got white instead. Her new kitchen is navy white and blue.
* She needs to get a new sofa (this woman has had more new sofas than I’ve had hot dinners)
* Wants her underfloor heating set at 29/30 degrees, so she can sit there in her shorts and T-shirt
* She has no WiFi at new house, so can’t watch tv. So she hot spots off JJ’s phone when he ‘comes round’ as he has 2 bars.
*Now slagging off Love Island YET AGAIN
* Its been looking at summer houses and wants a vegetable garden patch to grow tomatoes, carrots & peas, maybe potatoes, radishes - and she’s going to do it!! "Loving it!", it’s such a reset for her. (Like this will happen!!)
* Next week, doing all those magazines covers, she’s doing a spread, loads of magazines, not saying who for (wonder/wander if she blagged a Loaded gig and maybe the Daily Fail for her interview)? She has mood boards for the shoots, she’s so excited. One BIG shoot coming up. (Really? How many times have we heard all this shite eh?)
* She was proud to see J&P in the cover of OK. "It looked like a (wait for it) a mini Pete and MEEEEEEE!" (She is still obsessed with him all these bitter years on)
* Been putting all the kids beds together. All homely stuff. (Why? The kids won't ever be allowed to stay with her after what she's put them through for two miserable years)
* She’s recording her audio book & it’s hard work, she can read obviously ROFLMAO:), but has to keep stopping and gets frustrated and has to keep saying the lines again, "It’s like re-living stuff I don’t want to keep repeating" , but wants to get it off her chest. "It will be good for people to hear her voice......................." (Like fuck skanky! Furthermore if you don't wish to keep re-living it then shut yer trap & keep it shut!!)
* Said it’s Junior and JJ’s birthday tomorrow, but instead she is doing her audio book all day
* Subject quickly changes to the IOW festival she’s hasn’t booked the ferry even yet.
* She has dinner with JJ’s mum on Saturday, as she’s flown over from America. And dinner with his dad and sister on Friday.
* Edna’s kitchen is finally finished.
* So amongst all the other new stuff the Bankrupt has bought she has now bought a new washing machine & a new dryer!
* She is "Just loving it!", she’s organising & loves being in a smaller house. The other house was just noise and too many rooms, they are still doing finishing touches. (So why the reluctance to leave then eh skanky?)
* She’s not being going to the gym, but she is going to start the gym she hasn’t had time.
* Listeners questions…would she recommend having a boob job… basically yes (but for yourself and no one else)
* Will they both be watching the euros? Skank says she doesn’t have a choice as JJ is well into football & can’t wait, she can’t believe Jack Grealish isn’t in, so skank sighs and says, "Well we won’t be seeing those legs then......." and that’s all she is saying on that.
* Edna asks if she would want to be a WAG to which it replies that being a WAG "Would be amazing full stop wouldn’t it?" But doesn’t think there is any footballer out there who would want her. (So at last she's realised The Troof of it - NOBODY actually wants her!!! Its taken long enough!!)
* Next question, would she want to watch Taylor Swift on her tour, if not whose concert would she want to watch…? She can’t stand Taylor Swift at all, doesn’t like her music (must be jealous of her because TS can sing, perform and write music!) but Bunny is obsessed with her. She would prefer to watch Usher, Chris Brown, Celine Dion. (She seems to compare herself with Celine Dionne a lot - it must be that spectacular vocal range they share............................)
* Life Advice… talking about a hen do and how to survive it.
* Banging on about everyone seeing her new kitchen….
* Someone put a comment on her instagram they saw her at Thorpe Park yesterday.
16.6.24 - Oh how nice! She's going to tell us all about her vocation as a Life Coach! Its not actually a new crapcast but recorded some time ago when she went to the "premier" of this charlatan's crappy film - needed something to put Out There to get some coin in presumably
*She’s started by talking about the murderer she interviewed on Littlehampton beach saying she had the kids in the car. waiting for her!!! WTF, she took them to that?? How the hell did she keep them so long, I think those kids have seen and heard terrible things, bet she was talking about it in the car to them
*Shes doing boxing now against some young women but has so many TV commitments, she might not fit it in.
* Yet anuvva Noo Buk next year great........................ How can she get so many books out of her limited catalogue of LIES?
* TikTok love her in fact theywant her to do more - strange how they have not used her for months after her last escapades onscreen?
* She called algorithms ‘annorisms’
* Fast forwarding through the Life Coach stuff because it’s all bollox, she hasn’t got a clue but it looks like it’s just another avenue to fleece the brain deads
* Loves Only Fans but she "Had to ask all Her TV companies, BBC and C4" if they were ok with it & they said it’s fine, (Did they really LOL) She doesn’t show it all anyway, she keeps it "nice" as she has family.
* She’s fit, when she looks in the mirror she can see it X one million
* Here it admits she was a coke addict but insists she never touched Heroin. She's certainly "NOT ashamed of doing coke".
* Instead she loves her vape now, no more ❄
* Says she doesn’t drink much & banging on about PTSD and ADHD
* Says her boobs cost her £15k last time she got them done in Belgium
* Talking about "Wiping the shit" with other models, because she's so amaaaaazin' presumably
* Still reckons she bought all her own diamonds.
* She sounds like verbal diarrhoea on that podcast, it doesn’t take a breath or listen, she asks this plonker questions then talks over his responses - she's such a grate interviewer eh?
* The latest stats show skanky's epic crapcast is steadily going down the kharzi

20.6.24 - this weeks helping of garbage. Only 28 minutes again so they lied last week saying it would be 'back to normal', in fact this rubbish was recorded while skank in the hairdressers today.
* Went to SFP's last night to watch Love Island (Drives to Kent from Sussex to watch LI??) Got back at 12.30am
* Some boring rubbish about Joey on LI.
* Fascinating chat about Edna's hat for the IOW.
* Still making out the 'family' are there - strange that NONE of her children are anywhere to be seen though
*They've got some pots to piss in at the festival!
* No VIP passes, as they are being 'normal' - Edna couldn't grift any is the troof of it! Edna is going to use her baby on board badge to jump the queue, so KP mentions what about her poorly trotters?.
* Lego & 'Arry are bonding well.
* Talking about a few of the acts they do and don't want to see at the IOW festival. (Nobody wants to see nor hear skanky though)
* Going on about these "burglaries" at the Shitty Shack. She blames the media for saying she has been evicted from her house when she hasn't so people now think Her House is empty! They are also lying when they say all her new neighbours hate her because The Troof is that they've all been round and are lovely, they've given her cards and introduced themselves! . "So up yours media and it's all bull shit!". Its another bollox story and trying to tarnish her reputation
* Its sez it doesn't do parties these days because she doesn't want people round her house; Insists, she's in bed by 8.30pm so she won't do interviews even at home, but she might do an OK at home (she wishes) that might be allowed.
*It did a shoot yesterday for heat mag as a phoenix with fire! Says feels good being back with the mags, then did cover & a shoot for You mag, b&w high fashion, told them she didn't like any of the clothes, but she wore them.
* Wants Harvey to do cover on GQ mag in a Tux, or another cover as he's a man now. (Does anybody actually want Harvey for anything??)
*She hated travelling to London at 6.20am to get to London, 2 hours in the car. Loves being back doing the shoots. She's back, the empire has started, it's actually happening this time.
* Then Louis T podcast, for 2 hours. She mentioned SFP in next room, legals, legals, legals....she is only answering truthfully, she has no filter. (Edna was swiftly blocking everything that might jeopardise Clan Grifter of course)
* Edna fan girled LT, LT asked KP if she was going to ask any questions about him and she said "NO, it's my fucking interview, you're asking ME questions!" (Rude bitch) But he was really nice. Goodness knows what will be in it.
* The audio book recording, she found it hard to do. Lots of stuff has been taken out of her book for legal reasons, but said hopefully one day the real transcript will get lost somewhere and someone will write that. (Not happening, I believe it had to be destroyed)
* Promo for her book.
* She is in the new house but still got the other house, she certainly has not been evicted but that will gone soon,"Hate it! Absolutely hate it. Don't bother going to rob it." it states
* The "Acid" on her car, a lovely company are doing that for her. Can't wait.. Wants the badge on the back to say Bend Over instead of Range Rover, Lego as chauffeur was not impressed, instead she has got Katie Princess instead of RR
*Re getting married to Lego. She knows about red flags, he needs to ask her, as she is old fashioned. It's all going well, taking her time. Deluded. Edna says it's way too earl but everyone likes him.
* Bit on horror films she watched when younger and how she tried to get kids to watch. mad:
*Her proudest moments?, having 5 kids (Shame she doesn't want to know them anymore really) Mum surviving her lung transplant. American Playboy. Proud of Princess, Proud of Junior. Proud when she was told she would never walk again and took her first steps it happened in a log cabin in Wales in her air boots, Completing the London Marathon for Charity. What a load of absolute shite!!
*Asked if she was a journalist for a day, what would she write about herself? She "Would write the fucking truth, about how misunderstood she is (have some of that)!"
*Doesn't know what song she would have at her next wedding. Life Advice, girl gets drunk, messaged her fellas mate, sounds like KP, pretty boring.
That's it folks. What a bloody waste of time and oxygen

Lies, Lies and More Lies (Plus Truthful Comments)-
*A whole channel of her LIES being picked apart https://youtu.be/6g3yLiVw2nY
* We can so look forward to her YouTube tour of the Noo Rental, (When was her YouTube supposed to be starting up? Oh yes 1st December 2023) Looking forward to seeing what she has done with the 5 kids’ rooms and where she has put all her Barbie dollsn the CD table and her JYY shit.
* When is she going to do all these summer gigs…? She definitely stated there was a 40 date summer tour lined up & so far she’s done Canterbury and got Dublin 29th June. You don't think perhaps she was lying????
* Oh but she has her next Book of Lies out next month and the BH to look forward to as well.
15.6.24 - Heres another batch of absolute LIES courtesy of the Daily Mail who obviously paid the thing for this pile of shite
The LIES are just a poisonous stream of bullshit Katie Price lifts the lid on her breakdown, breakups and bankruptcy - as she reveals plans to be a life coach, more children with toyboy lover, and how she is prepping Princess for fame | Daily Mail Online
* She's training to be a Life Coach dontch knaaawww and here begins the "New me" and her book launch - it’s all bollox,
*She wants more babies with the child that is Lego although its perfectly apparent that this crap is just lies and fantasy as usual - absolute trash - yet the cretinous idiot of an interviewer believes her nonsense!! At the end of this garbage they do start to mention all the stuff she doesn't want discussed like her Double Bankruptcy, the lack of the kid's presence these days etc etc.
* With this interview, I'm surprised anyone will feel the need to buy the next shitty autobiography because its all slopped-out in the DM but sadly we must expect a lot more of this crap in the coming month.
* Its not all bad vibes though because it does appear that all this is directly aimed at the thing to poke fun at her for one thing but other stuff is carefully placed there to to encourage the truth to come out via the comments (knowing that they can't reveal anything but Joe Public can and will!). Unfortunately skanky is a hotbed for the clickbait crew to bring up their viewing hits and therefore increase revenue because she is the one that everyone loves to hate & they're on to a winner with it as well. Slowly, slowly wins the race - things will start to leak out now like her arse implants
* Now she's had the Shitty Shack taken from her, this is where it all falls apart because she has to find that £5K a month for her rent whereas before as she wasn’t paying anything to live in the squalid MM. She has to LIE LIE LIE more than ever now, pretend she doesn’t rent the rental yet how is she going to address the FACT that the kids are never there when it’s gonna be a big old empty house with just jer in it? Even the Braindeads might start wondering where the kids have vanished to soon or pêrhaps they'll think they're OUT with Junior too?! .
* Nevertheless this rubbish is one of the funniest pieces about the skank in a long time.
Who the fuck is that DM "journalist" who reckons she believes her? Its ALL LIES!
"Life coach", my arse.
"Sorted out her stuff" re: bankruptcy and it's now just "Boring" that the media go on about it.
She "Left the MM of her own accord and wasn't evicted"? Yeah, right.
* So what you have here is a double bankrupt with massive outstanding debts, her 5 kids have been removed from her grasp, she's a known drink/drug driver, an animal abuser, the sort of asshole that fleeces her "fans online", she cannot string a sentence together and slurps when she speaks whilst vaping in your face - and they're telling us its gonna be a life coach????? FGS please!! What sort of idiot would listen to this thick twat or heed it's crappy advice??. All bollox.
* Lets have a look at Skanky's claims of "training"to date:-
Beautian - Nail Technian - Injector of Botox and Fillers - Paramedic - now we have the latest, Life Coach . None completed, none finished = ALL LIES!
* Neither should we forget about her other enterprises such as the Moddle Agency to 'elp Yung Gurls be liyke MEEEEEEEE!", the salon she was opening at the Shitty Shack to do makeovers and train "Yung gurls to be Moddles Liyk MEEEEEE!", the wedding venue at the Shitty Shack where she would serenade the 'Appy Cupple and how she was definately going to compete in the 2024 equestrian Olympics. Then there was her announcing after her Community Service stints that not only was she going to continue with volunteering at the Hospice shop but she intended to become a Care Worker there too! But isn't skank still in training to do the London marathon, zleb SAS, the jungle, strictly and dancing on ice (Tthe last 3 she says she actually turned down because they wouldn't pay her enough).
Pretty sure I've missed many others out, but just for the record the number of training courses completed or even started= NIL, ZERO, NADA, likewise these other examples of her SHITE
* The DM do not appear to be removing the comments which are ripping the skank any longer - for example :-

*OMG - this one has her nailed to the floor!
Thankyou to the DM for allowing this one to rest awhile







and this one - epic! More still :-
'Emotionally she's like a 12yr old'. "She is. She's like a pre teen/teen. Every single man is 'the one'. She latches on to them and emulates them. How she's dressing to match Lego boy makes me absolutely cringe. Then when the relationship fails because she's jumped in heavy within days or weeks he's the bad guy and the bogey man. Every. Single. Time." "Zero self awareness or wisdom with maturity"
20.6.24 - A Braindead pops up to defend the thing in the Sun then BAM! What a cracking reply from someone who clearly had a close encounter with it that they've no wish to endure ever again.
& another

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!-
17.6.24 - Its had the fish-lips re-inflated again so back to the usual level of outright hilarity when added to those paint-rollered brows, the fake eyelashes and all the rest of it's dodgy "enhancements"
* Is that a crack pipe burn on her lips?? Her Skin looks like a ancient alligator who’s been losing recent fights and the Nose is as fucked as her face and tits that prove she is the Hunchfront of Haywards Heath. Hideous beyond belief. That Right there is a Junkie, currently quaffing the Ozempic like Cheesy Wotsits
Lucky she's got access to Weapons-Grade filters to use as well!
18.6.24 - so The Plan is to continue disfiguring itself even MORE despite being skint? Way to go skanky!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28561786/katie-price-new-lips-filler/
* Heres a comment taken from the Brighton Argus - it seems they have skanky's modus operandii! Bet she'll be on-the-grift to this bunch of cowboys very soon offerring her promotional services
* Just this ➡ If ever was needed a Poster-Girl example of everything that could possibly go so badly wrong with plastic surgery etc, well here it is. This demonstrates admirably her wonky norks above all but look at her turkey-neck plus all the lines and craters on her face, the scraggy, tufty barnet and the paint-rollered eyebrows, Turkey Teef and those dreadful blue scribbly tattoos with a heavy-duty weapons grade filter striggling to sort out the hideous vision its been placed over...................... What a mess
* https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13541487/Katie-Price-pout-lip-injections-four-months-bum-filler.html It has this done on a seemingly weekly basis (five refills in four months) yet what seems to escape these journos is that skanky is "Terrified of needles.........................." which is why she will never give a blood sample when she is regularly nicked for traffic offences. (That too is likely to be five times in four months TBH) Strange that then eh?
A hypodermic needle is a needle & the same is used for giving or taking liquids to which there is nothing to differentiate between them surely? Therefore how come it can have its face and arse stabbed repeatly by her unqualified Tweetmint Pwaktitshoners yet A Doctor working for the Police is screeched at and sent packing by the skank for daring to want a sample of her 99% proof, drug-addled bloods? How does that work??
* One is not supposed to zoom-in on her foters BUT if you do you'll see the state of her face and it ain't bewtiful at all with all those ridges, craters and AGE SPOTS. Oh and her moustache.....................
19.6.24 - You just carry on luv! The More the better!!!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-defiantly-credits-pulled-33057043
20.6.24 - and some more boasting from the Bratz Gargoyle https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13550079/Katie-Price-boob-job-face-lift-surgery-Bratz-doll.html

Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees -
12.6.24 - Here we go with some more slamming & swiping directed at the Exes courtesy of The Sun who very kindly finish this off with a reminder of all her recent aggro and collossal debts list
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28459633/katie-price-takes-swipe-at-her-exes/
Gotta love they way they've showcased one of extremely pwowfeshunawl performances from her shitty crapcast....
* An oldie from an earlier one of her shitty tomes, yet it shows what filth this creature actually is when it puts this in PRINT as if its something to be proud of
16.6.24 - Some more bollocks from the Daily Mail, now its detailing the usual nonsense about ALL THE EXES but this time adding that "One of them still 'as de 'ots fer MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Of course they do dearie!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13527547/Katie-Prices-no-holds-barred-verdict-exes-Model-reveals-one-love-downfall-secretly-obsessed-her.html
17.6.24 - and some more of it. P&J know the Troof alright & thats why they rarely see it any longer, in any case this is Skanky's Version of The Troof so bears no resemblence whatsoever to The Real Thing.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-kids-know-33044954
* Why should the Exes give a damn about someone who has done her best to bring them down and has been spiteful and lied just to get her own way and used the children as wepons against their fathers? Note also how its taken to referring to itself in the third person like Margaret Thatcher used to do (Turd person would be a better description)
"I don't think that they really care what happens to me if I'm honest. I don't think they care...... they'd love to see me fall but I'm not, I'm on the rise, so be warned everyone, she's back!...... back in control, in power, she's bringing it all back and it's about time because there's been too many years where I've been bopped and bopped and bopped and now it's like they've exhausted it. But now I've come up with a fresh head, strong mind, hungry for it all and I'm back." Dream on doris!!!!
'I don't think they care what happens to me' says Katie Price as she accuses exes of 'ganging up' on her | The Sun
* In any case, why would anybody care what happens to Their Abuser? What it actually means is she's seriously pissed-off that Pete doesn't react to her shite & ignores all her rubbish she flings at him and his family, or he will respond with a sheaf of legal letters. However skank's raison d'être, her entire goal in her crummy Life is existing solely for the pain she causes people and their reactions to what she's done to them, but hopefully she no longer has that control over Kieran either after recent events. She will be getting bored having nobody to snipe at and will need a new victim to punish - watch out Legohead!
* "Fresh head and strong mind" - has she had a lobotomy then?????????????????
18.6.24 - It "plots the next move". Using that word implies its up to no good again - quelle surprise!! One can hazard a guess as to what her eight words really were ie "Pete ya cunt, Never underestimate ME, the Pricey"
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-explosive-eight-word-33047897 Quite WHY any of her babyfathers should give a shit about MEEEEEEEEE after what she's put them through over the years goes without saying, but look at this rubbish implying that Peter "Still contwols MEEEEEEEEE" when in fact he doesn't give shite about her and has not done so for a very long time.
"However, Katie appears to have a newfound sense of determination and has issued a warning to the father of two of her children. "They'd love to see me fall. But I'm not. I'm on the rise. So be warned, everyone. She's back, back in control and in power. Now I've come up with a fresh head, strong mind, hungry for it all and I'm back...” she reveals. "I can't control what people have written in the past. All I can do is just prove myself. I'm planning to get all my empire back."

Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA
18.6.24 - Hers a reminder taken from the comments in a recent DM article of creatures that have died/vanished from skanky's "care"

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
* Going back to 2017 skank was slagging off yet another woman (for a change) - this one was different LOL
https://www.ladbible.com/now/uk-celebrity-charles-bronson-hits-back-at-katie-price-after-she-criticises-fiancee-20170904
She stated "It (a child) should be taken away from him, he shouldn't have that luxury right now. I think it's selfish to bring a child up knowing you can't bring it up right and the woman hasn't even had intimacy with them. There's plenty of guys she can pick. Is she fame hungry,? what is it?"
According to The Sun, a handwritten note from Bronson has been sent from HMP Wakefield, saying: "That's abit [sic] rich from Katie Price having a pop at my Paula. Shake your cannister [sic] Katie.You'veeknarmyardster
14.6.24 - Here comes Sharon Osbourne doing some slamming & swiping of her own against the skank whilst heaping praise onto Pete. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28497745/sharon-osbourne-katie-price-feud-singing/
Seconds out, Round One!!
16.6.24 - Heres the Sun running with the baton having lifted a snippet of garbage from the crapcast "A brutal swipe" eh? Shame they did not point out that in fact skanky is NOT "subjected to TS and her music any longer because of J&B". The kids are no longer with her - they've escaped!!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28495985/katie-price-cant-stand-taylor-swift/
What you'll actually find here is that skank is just jealous of someone that can actually sing and has a huge fan base who are not all deranged Braindeads like her couple of dozen are, furthermore she's probably pissed-off that she couldn't grift free tickets so she could show-off to the kids.
17.6.24 - and now taking another pop at Amanda Holden who incidentally never responded to skank's last "dig" at her and treated her with the contempt she deserves.
Katie Price takes a savage swipe at Amanda Holden after trying to STEAL her BGT job | The Sun
* Its good that The Sun are pointing out that skank is trying to wheedle herself a job on the BGT Panel thus trying to get Amanda ousted to be replaced by MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Not a hope-in-hell doris!
* Also contained in this nonsense is skanky admitting it paid £15,000 for that last horrendous boob-job that makes her look even more ridiculous! Little note there to the Forensic Investigators methinks
19.6.24 - this may be based on a recent outburst it had when it watched the BAFTAS on telly with AFP and they were both pissed & angry that skanky was NOT INVITED! Katie Price slams 'trash' who attended huge TV awards after being snubbed for invite - Daily Record Strange how it thinks other people are "Trash" though.......
"There was some trash who went, and if I wore some of the outfits, I would have been completely caned (for it)."
* It is amazed that people think she's a scumbag so she doesn't get invited to things - well check this out from some years ago /www.standard.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-behaviour-embarrassing-at-sir-elton-johns-oscars-party-6572300.html
" She was rejected by Calzaghe but managed to land a smacker on Matt Goss. She even tried to unsuccessfully kiss some women. In the end she went off with some guy she had just met. Everyone heard her asking how big his willy was." Classy eh?
20.6.24 - Off we go again sniping at the Exes on IG calling everyone out as a "Narcissist" when in reality the only Narc around is skanky itself! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-makes-brutal-dig-33066836 Perhaps this will promote SB into action again?
* Heres what the World Faymuss Megastar has to say about that no-mark Taylor Swift https://youtu.be/5UkxZEes4VE

Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
11.6.24 -
13.6.24 - it seems The Moon Boot Thieves have been nicked by Plod, or rather as it was Skanky no doubt MI5 were involved in apprehending the lethally dangerous, ruthless Moon Boot Gang. You will notice that it still refers to the Shitty Shack as "My House", even though its NOT! - and "boosting"?
14.6.24 - So this guy tresspasses in a house owned by the mortgage company, nicks some of Skanks crap she left behind to flog
Question... Why didn't skank mention it at the time because the guy entered Pricey Towers before the Transit Van Gang and the guy caught on camera trying the door. This surely was a golden opportunity for skank to play victim just a couple of days after "the acid attack", another fiend breaking into "Her House" and nicking a car full of her belongings - but it stayed silent until it was mentioned on here. Skank wasn't supposed to be there at all without permission and an appointment so someone can keep an eye on her, (especially filming her ads and having a tattoo artist in to do krytens belly), Just seems really strange that this guy drives up to The Shitty Shack, goes inside for a look about sees piles of crap and thinks "Woo Hoo! I'll load my car up and flog that" then piles all the moon boots & crap near the door, goes back outside and pulls his car up, opens the boot and then makes 3-4 trips back and forth loading it in the car. It must have taken the guy at least an hour to do all that but no one saw him and skank never mentioned there was a burglar or anything had been nicked. Heres how the dates line up:-
The eviction was for the 30th but skank left 28th -29th saying authorities told her it wasn't safe and to leave, it was about 4-5 days later when the transit van gang turned up then a couple of days when the doorbell burglar tried the door.
4th June was the transit van full of men
5th June the 2 lads on the ring doorbell.
30th May Lego's grotty tattoo done. The whole thing is just dodgy as buggery. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
19.6.24 - its off on one again, reporting this vehicle and the driver for being at "My property.............................." for the second time in less that 24 hours! Its speaking to the local Plodshop yet again so expect a tactical squad there at any minute having been summonned by the skank
The plods don't attend ordinary burglaries any longer so WTF does she get speshul attention eh? Why don't they just tell her to do one!? However, IF by some miracle she is still responsible for the place & thats negligible, then its HER who should sort out security and not demand 'Orsham Plod Squad attend to her every demand for Speshul Tweetmint, but since it belongs to the mortgage company now then they should tell Ms Price to remove her remaining shite off their premises then concentrate on her new sparkly, shiny house which she has wanted for such a long time (allegedly). She's taking the piss regally
* The Sun are on it! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28590178/katie-price-calls-police-man-breaking-into-mucky-mansion/
Love how Sun says they've contacted the police for comment then nothing in response & you gotta love this bit though, another absolute corker of a LIE from it
"......despite previously boasting that she had hired '24/7 security'. Its likely 'Orsham Plod Shop laughed and said not that daft old bint again but no doubt they'll be glad when the thing becomes Haywards Heath's Big Problem instead of theirs

Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
14.6.24 - reported in the Mirror - Some might say the person (who regularly posts on there) isn’t credible but hopefully it’ll be reported on if true? They also said last week she was in court soon for driving offences as SB had named her as the driver after refusing to take points for her

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
11.6.24 - Yesterday it was winding-up H on Insta in telling him the next holiday she takes him on he'll have to travel Economy Class (with the plebs) to which the pronouncement came, when he replied that he "Only flies bloody First Class" in a really bratty-fashion, presumably because he gets a bigger seat to spread out in to sleep in First Class.
* It pretty much shows that he's not half as stupid as skank makes him out to be does it not? OK then so picture this - one can spend a fortune to fly first class to end up alongside this bunch of Grifters, one of them being A Double-Bankrupt who has even grifted the tickets YOU had to pay full whack for? Great! Not only that, knowing how volatile H is surely him kicking-off inflight is about the last thing anybody needs, especially if he decides to punch-out one of the windows? AND he has history when it comes to flights so its not beyond the realms of possibility either. Undoubtedly skank will also view objections to H's bad behaviours as some sort of an "Ism" like she always does
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/13827803/katie-price-son-harvey-armed-police/
* You only have to look at the recent restaurant video in the previous wiki filmed last bank holiday with skank thinking it immensely funny and encouraging H on when he's shouting, swearing and calling staff 'slaves' and telling them to hurry up. Skank just sat there laughing and filming it all for her crappy Insta yet it suddenly stopped when H got frustrated with MEEEEEEE and was getting agitated because she wouldn't leave him alone - "Mummy" abruptly stopped because she didn't want it shown that H was getting annoyed at her pestering him constantly with her phone shoved in his face since that would blow the caring mummy & "H loves me and can't do anything without mummy" bollocks out the window.
* The point is that everything that comes out if Harvey’s mouth is 100% skanky . His phrases “I love it .... yes mummy...., what a day.... “ etc …. among with the calling of people “ Slaves” and “ I only fly bloody first class” ….
That is NOT him - its HER . He doesn’t have the capacity . H is simply parroting his vile mother nor does it show either of them in a pleasant light . The more horrible / controversial stuff he says is the stuff she says in private that he hears then repeats no doubt about it & then she pretends to look shocked or starts winding him up using triggering words or scenarios like “You're not having cake “ or her latest Twigger,, “ You're not flying first class” What parent of somebody like Harvey would EVER think this was ok? And yet she still gets lauded as some sort of fantastic mother by the Braindeads
* The last time she took him on a long-haul flight Katie Price horrified as Harvey 'destroyed' hotel room by smearing blood on the sheets and punching holes in the walls | The Sun
12.6.24 - Onwards we press!
Katie Price told to 'shut up' by son Harvey as he issues stern holiday demand - Mirror Online
There are a few Braindeads commenting but theres a smidgen of Troof in there when one comments that "He's just like YOU Katie!" . Yes indeedy.....
17.6.24 - Here we go then - Utilise H For Coin again! This must be the "exciting news" its been banging-on about, that the arseholes at the BBC are doing yet another tedious doc about H (aka MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!). Why can't she leave him alone, indeed WHY does H even merit yet another crappy documentary anyway??? One thing is for certain about this garbage - all the money will go straight to her as per usual because Mummy just exploits him & H's bank accounts are her personal piggy bank after all https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13537393/Katie-Price-documentary-son-Harvey-BBC.html
* Incidentally this Amaaaaazin' Noos is only from the skank thus far which probably means she flung this crap idea at the BEEB hoping they'll take it up eagerly after the incredible success of all her other brilyunt programmes. Or NOT as the case may be , however H was being USED to film some nonsense last year with him and other special needs teens trying out various jobs & showing how they got on along with their parent's reactions - so guess who would have made "MEEEEEEEEE!" at the forefront of it all? Yup, skanky. Maybe with all the shit she created over Christmas and the coming New Year this got shelved and now perhaps they are thinking of regurgitating it again for broadcast now things have supposedly calmed down?
* https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1911439/katie-price-harvey-learning-disability-week
Oh yeah and "Poor MEEEEEEEEEEEE - I mean poor 'Arv wiv dem twolz...................."
Sadly H is all she has left to utilise for COIN now the other four children have been removed from her clutches
18.6.24 - here we go again, now its sharing it's tips and her time honoured advice for caring for a special needs person - like she'd know??? https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-praises-son-harvey-33050000
She doesn't mention her favouritist tip though, ie giving him his Ipad and a 12 portion carrot cake to shut him up so he'll leave "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE alone"
* In case you have any doubts about this Useage Factor on Harvey, over the past few months he's been dragged out on many an occasion, ie False assault claims ... Brings Harvey out
Yet another failed relationship(s) ...Brings Harvey out Being twice bankrupt... Brings Harvey out
Loses MM ... Brings Harvey out Gets a new egg ...Brings Harvey out
Any negative press...Brings Harvey out
So yes, she can and will do exactly as she pleases because when she deploys The Harvey Card everything else is cancelled out. It works every time

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
13.6.24 - https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/junior-andre-goes-instagram-official-33023318
She won't like this at all though, Kieran sending Junior birthday wishes!
14.6.24 - and guess who's about making it Awwwwlllll Abaaaahhhhtttt MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13529561/Princess-Andre-stuns-outfit-photos-proud-parents.html
15.6.24 - "My baby!" it shreiks! What a pity its not quite so bothered about the children whose lives she destroyed in her quest for vengence I bet that it would not be at all bovverred about "My Baby" were it able to afford/grift a New Car out of someone though
16.6.24 - M has posted a cryptic message about Father's Day with the kids, therefore not to be outdone skank posts a photo from a couple of years ago on H's birthday featuring MEEEEEEEE (of course), with a sickening, 'Proud of you' message. She's trying to bombard the children with meaningless words when her actions over the last couple of years left them neglected and isolated from family they loved and needed.
17.6.24 - so P has had to tell it bluntly that she does not wish to have Mummy tagging along when she goes out with her mates - even if as skank stated "Awwwlll yore fwends LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Skank is jealous as hell of her own daughter, that much is obvious
Princess Andre bans mum Katie Price from hanging out with her friends for mortifying reason - Mirror Online
"Giving a recent example, she continued: “I said to Princess that I wanted to go and watch Ne-Yo in concert and I said, ‘Why don’t you come with me?’ And she said, ‘Yeah, but I’m supposed to be going with my friends’. So I said, ‘Why don’t we all go with your friends.’ She said, ‘Mum, I’m not going to take you with my friends.’ I said, ‘Why not? Your friends love me!’”
But Katie went on to say how Princess – like all kids at that age – is sometimes “embarrassed” of her parents, especially her mum, as she “never knows what is going to come out her mouth”. She added: “But they would never change me. They just say, ‘Mum, you’re not like a normal mum.’” In other words skanky, P means she does not want to be associated with you and your OTT Cringe Factor so Piss Off!!!
*https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28557953/katie-price-banned-princess-friends/ and The Sun getting in too

Only Grans and Suchlike-
14.6.24 -Here we go with the Only Grans gruesome images again - maybe she thought she'd better put a tenner into HMRC's 30% fund before they get the hump again?

*Tracking her Only Grans likes, she's currently down to 28 a day at most (200 max in the last 7 days). She's charging $7.50 for 30 days membership which is £5.92, after OF take their cut she receives £4.74, however as 40% is going direct to the trustees she actually only gets £2.85p. So here it is selling her grotesque body for £2.85 - how pathetic is that?. Its not even a bargain because £2.85 is still exorbitant for a butchered, nippleless middle-aged woman, whereas in relity £2.85 would buy a decent doughnut and that's a lot more appetising & satisfying.

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her ... The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
11.6.24 - going back to 2019, this lot usually grovel about after the skank but this piece of garbage actually does her more damage rather than boosting her giant EGO like they normally do with their sycophantic BS.
Katie Price shocks with plans to film sex tape with Charles Drury (closeronline.co.uk)
14.6.24 - heres The Mirror perpetuating the LIES that she still has all FIVE children living with her and they were 'forced' to flee after the Acid Attack and the Moon Boot Thefts! What absolute shite! I wonder whose gonads she's sticking her talons in to get them to continue these LIES??? At least they’ve admitted it’s her former home. Those kids will all be "At home with MEEEEEEEE" well into their 30s won’t they, probably even if they get married ‍
"Katie, along with her five kids, had recently vacated the sprawling residence following an eviction notice due to an unpaid tax bill. The move was hastened after vandals targeted her car. She later claimed there was an attempted burglary at the home, sharing Instagram footage of a man in a grey tracksuit approaching the front door and trying to open it. Posting the video, she wrote: "Anybody know who this is? Trying to break into MY HOUSE."
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-issues-major-update-33028058#google_vignette
* At the time of The Moon Boot Thefts the police say some ruthless criminals were stopped and spoken to yet nothing was found on them so this can not be the same people, but it will give her the excuse that when the house goes up for sale that she did not do the damage to it it will all be down to people breaking in after she had gone. Yeah righty-ho skank!🛎
* The Sun again, making sure they get a mention of THE BANKRUPTCY in! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28503886/katie-price-slashes-price-sexy-pics-onlyfans-bankruptcy/
15.6.24 - Heres the Sun with the breaking-news about skank being A Life Coach https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/20975486/katie-price-instagram-new-job-life-coach/ None of this crap is new because it was banging-on about liyf cowchin' last year, if not before that even!
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28519859/katie-price-tv-deal-life-coach/ They're also peddling the story that it is filming another shitty show with this other psychopath in Bali!➡
19.6.24 - another snarky dig from The Sun https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28591643/katie-price-photoshop-fail-instagram-editing-picture/