* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II -
* Court Cases, Driving Offences & Other Alleged "Crimes Against MEEEEEEEE"- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead aka The Security Team- The One # 3698. Its JJ The Noo Plonker-in-Chief & The Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption plus More Baybee Nonsense & Weddings (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!", "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some "Poor MEEEEEEEs" as well -
* Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her ... The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
Whaddya mean? Thats a Collector's item surely????
and what an achievement for a 46 year old, supposédly adult woman?
It ought to read "Slaggz Doll" surely?
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Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* That skank already has her wonky eye on a couple of potential Noo Eggs for when she tires of The Grand Pretence with The One #3698 - let's see how long she strings this painful event out
* and this - perhaps the most precious news to everyone who cared about those kids she held hostage for two long miserable years. Allegedly skank failed every drug test she was obliged to do along the way, presumably after Dim Lynne's cover-ups were discovered, but yet another factor in their removal from it is that the kids divulged info about things they’d seen & heard from when "mummy" abducted them from Kieran. They are with their Gran for now & skank isnt allowed custody of J & B at all although their Dad does see them so things are in motion. Long overdue. it's a great shame the press can't release this info to PROVE what a PoS skank really is, but then again there are still Braindeads who'd follow the skank regardless.
Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................." -
30.5.24 - just look at this photoshopped monstrosity! Check out her left leg that seems to have sufferred a catastrophic accident whereby half her thigh has vanished quite suddenly
The Sun were right on it though - one might think they lurk here then run with the baton!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28223306/katie-price-lingerie-editing-blunder-eviction/
1.6.24 - Jaws dropped alright................... as everyone projectile-vomited everywhere! Katie Price flaunts 'biggest boobs' and huge bum after moving out of Mucky Mansion - Daily Star
2.6.24 - just look at it loving itself to the extreme in that filthy, badly-fitting outfit and the "Beef Mince" hat! How apt!!!
The bloke behind looking disgusted at her is said to be her bessy mate Lou's husband - no love lost there judging by his face which presumably means he is less-than-happy that skank has desposited itself at their place whilst she carries out this farce over the rental house! Wonder/wander if he's been invited for a spot of Tampon Fishing yet?....
6.6.24 - Heres a "Jaw-dropping busty display" for you all Katie Price puts on busty display in boob tube dress as she enjoys 'date night' - Daily Star Wearing a really crap item from JYY's "cheap & nasty range" for this "date night"
7.6.24 - It just gets funnier when it tries all those old Seksi looks from 25 years ago. Notice how the door frame does'nt match up either
* and this one from Canterbury - its entitled "Spot the Drag Act"
Moosik plus Odd Odes etc! -
One of her songs isn’t it, written by Sumwun Faymuss speshully for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? 10 driving offences
9 pets deaths
8 white van thugs on me property
7 exes fault
6 Saaarrrrfff Affrikkan rapists
5 kids neglected
4 beds in a rental
3 charges for harassment
2 Special bankruptcies
And a belief the world revolves around MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
6.6.24 - successfully annihilating another Classic song in Glasgow https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2976/2976891-7acd8354cb1b399c626be82622e02d21.mp4
*https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2977/2977214-ccaf7c98b35a436d6122054ce54043f2.mp4 Utterly dreadful.........................
* Skanky versus Taylor Dayne - you'd hardly know the difference except TD does'nt scratch her arse to camera!
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2978/2978617-28e35634b958477cfe9eb549a16fa51d.mp4
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2978/2978679-38d8d4e2636a8d8162b6c7a5176f88bf.mp4 Glasgae Live woo hoo!
* Nothing is sacred where skank's Ego is concerned - be warned with this excrutiating clip
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2978/2978745-85b7ca4e30755443df62071f5ae80307.mp4
Just you watch out Glyndebourne and the Royal Opera House - skank is en route!!
* Presumably this idiot answered her plea for guests to come and show-off their "talent" at this shitfest in Glasgow, for here we have the thing crucifying "A Howelll Noooo Wurrrlllllddd" alongside him! He thinks this will bring him fame???
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2979/2979311-1ebf8c67e0f3e5b018c0d36c6f8b73dd.mp4
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Note the board behind where it has placed itself on the BGT judging panel and eradicated Amanda from the picture
* And this cracker from it where it spends half the time scratching it's arse and adjusting it's flange
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2979/2979658-580b577cd8e7e612c65b9ef522ce1787.mp4
* Just a reminder from back-in-the-day when Peter very stupidly encouraged her "singing" and they released this onto an unsuspecting, innocent world. Things were never the same after this......................... https://youtu.be/h8S1TxCihvk And this ear-bashing with some muppet who volunteered his services to duet with it
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/showbiz-news/katie-price-newcastle-fan-duet-29310676
8.6.24 -
Skanky's "singing" abilities have hit the internet! She is being slated, the best quote so far is 'There is absolutely no start to this ladies talent' "Lady?????????????????????????"
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* Shouting along, not in time with the backing track duff notes et al WOO HOO! It happily posted this on it's IG, kinda proud of a magnificent achievement presumably
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2982/2982730-96b597a821e79b53a3631233e0bebec7.mp4
* Its posted this about itself now FGS!
Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite -
31.5.24 - On a side note, the 'launch' of her next slanderous diabtribe has gone very quiet........ Too many official warning letters been sent eh?
*Some snippets of bullcrap from one of her previous boring tomes of garbage - "Standing Out" - oh the irony of them all!!
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* The rubbish was published in 2009, when she was 31, then in 2024 it said this in the Elizabeth Day pod. "I'm not a hypocrite, but I didn't start doing my face until I was in my 40s. Yes, I had a boob job, but I didn't even have fillers."
As for Princess…we all know what happened there a few years later & the same with Bunny. She is completely delusional, her books are full of contradictory bolloxs and the next one will be just the same old bullshit as all the rest with maybe a few Noo Lies about wapes etc. Her behaviour is getting worse as desperation sinks in with some of the stuff and accusations she is coming out with now.
Heres the current state of play with the Noo Buk - 98.999999% redacted
5.6.24 - heres W H Smith promoting this bullshit with some more LIES!
*Meanwhile, over in lala land....Just who writes this garbage? Who checks this garbage? WH Smith should know better "Stability & happiness?" Truth? "Unknown traumatic events....". New made up lies then
* Where to even start on the '.....about the author' part
* Patron of Vision charity? (if you Google Vision charity it doesn't even exist) Any charities for vision do not have her as a patron.
*And living with her 3 children in Sussex? Which three is this? ALL her kids are gone from her grasp now
* This utter crap is already reduced when its not even been released onto the unsuspecting public yet
* And when it says "signed copy", does it mean each lucky (mentally deficient) buyer gets a folded piece of A4 that she's scrawled Jordan on stuffed inside it? Woo hoo!!
* Remember the last mighty tome it ghosted, that Booker Prize Winner "Harvey & MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"? That was an amaaaazin' success too https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/23213970/katie-price-books-returned-six-figure-fee/ Also bear in mind that she binned £200,000 for that bollockfest & didn’t offer any up to the trustees, not a single penny...................
Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!-
3.6.24 - So before we all make assumptions about exactly HOW skanky affords her multi-milyunayre "Lifestyle", she has very generously supplied us with the answer to that enigma. I do hope the Forensic Accountants have taken note of this revelation
The answer clearly is scribble your "signature" on a ream of A4s to flog to the braindeads - simples!! It's a shame all that grifting hard work didn't help you pay your mortgage. though eh luv?
5.6.24 - so here you are! Advice from the expert on how to afford a massive £5k a month in rent when you are a potless BANKRUPT! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28298692/katie-price-bankrupt-massive-rent/
* The Sun are absolutely taking the piss out of her, quoting her saying she is paying her bills with hard graft, then listing her ridiculous debts and having a dig in their fashion at the trustees and courts for constantly excusing her however ridiculous her claims are. They like us, want to know why she is being treated so leniently, this is embarrassing for the trustees and courts when she is making them look incompetent to which there is going to be a massive outcry when the next hearing fails to materialise like all the others. But at least the Sun aren’t backing-off because after she dun 'em dirty over Slapgate & they want her dealt with now, they are not letting go, they're mentioning her massive debts on every article & making it clear it’s unacceptable. "The Sun exclusively revealed that removal vans turned up at Katie's estate after she was served an eviction notice following her second bankruptcy. The mum-of-five is now renting a stunning new build home in Sussex worth over a million, which is costing her £5,000 in rent every month. But many of her fans have wondered how she is able to afford such expensive rent in her circumstances.
Addressing those questions, Katie shared a snap of her sitting hand singing 3,000 copies of her book.
She wrote on the story: "People wondering how it is I am able to sustain a certain lifestyle despite having financial ups and downs...
"Let me tell you it's all comes from hard work, never giving up and fighting through...
The mum-of-five owes £142,405 and £196,735 for the tax years 2020-2021 and 2021-2022, plus £140,000 in VAT.
On top of this, she's been charged late penalties and interest, and racked up debts of more than £3.2million.
Katie, 45, failed to appear in court in March where she was declared bankrupt for a second time by the judge.
She was due to give evidence about her finances at the High Court but she cancelled just 24 hours before. Katie, 45, said she had been legally signed off by a psychiatrist and a consultant doctor - and has been receiving outpatient treatment at The Priory." More LIES of course
5.6.24 - and some more https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-how-affords-32962359
"In recent months, trolls have slammed Katie Price, calling her out for seemingly not taking her bankruptcy ordeal seriously as she continues to defiantly enjoy lavish holidays with her beau JJ and miss her own court hearings. "
Note to the Mirror - this is not "Twolling" - this is statement of FACT!!
6.6.24 - Surely the world's richest BANKRUPT is not stupid enough to think she'll get away with this on top of everything else?? https://tattle.life/attachments/screenshot_20240606_055804-jpg.2977235/ Naaaah! Apparently its a local artist's pisstake of the regional Double-Bankrupt skanky!
Just got her Noo Personalised Numberplate woo hoo!!!
The Shitty Shack Is No More - Welcome to the Shitty Shack II -
29.5.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28182938/katie-price-new-home-mucky-mansion/
Yes The Sun are eagerly rubbing Acid into the wounds
"Katie Price moves into new four-bed Sussex home as she’s forced to downsize from £2m Mucky Mansion"
* Skank won't like it that she's NOT the most Faymuss Celeb locally
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13472257/amp/katie-price-moving-door-call-midwife-star-judy-parfitt-sussex-village.html Ms Parfitt won't be saying all that in a couple of week's time though .....
30.5.24 - The locals don't seem to be very happy about it appearing in their midst though - they ain't seen nothing yet!!
Why are they calling it an "Influencer" though - thats Edna's title surely?
31.5.24 - The Mail here with footage of the absolute MESS skank has left behind at the Shitty Shack - no big surprise there then. Katie Price's £2M mucky mansion left abandoned with piles of rubbish after she moved out to rent 'eye-wateringly' expensive apartment despite double bankruptcy woes | Daily Mail Online
* Look at this image of The Annexe - just a couple of years ago those idiots at C4 paid a fortune out to renovate this and now look at it! Well worth the investment eh C4??
And it does look like she's had those poor dogs shut-in that shithole too!
* Back in 2019 https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7546723/Katie-Price-living-one-room-annexe-originally-meant-son-Harvey.html H never lived in there did he?
3.6.24 - Here we go with some more bullshit! There must be something really bad about to break the surface if she's going this far with the LIES!!
How jolly nice of the Plods to pop round to "guard" the place for her whilst she's in hiding from all the Stalkers & Twollz etc?? Why is she so bovverred anyway when its not even HERS any longer???? Shall we hazard a guess as to who it is this time frettnin' MEEEEEE, wonder/wander if its the Mexican cartels or the Saaaarrrrrffff Affrikkans or if Banksy has turned up mob-handed to do his evil deeds with apaint brush??? Its all rather odd when only the other day the police told her to stay away from the MM for her own safety (hmmm), yet when the dump gets allegedly invaded by the Cartels they arrange to meet her there to greet some new Intruders who turned up!
5.6.24 - She's still calling it "My House!" though, now posting photos of these "Intruders" -
Picture the headline now : “Pizza boy arrested for delivering leaflet to fear stricken Katie Prices Mucky Mansion”
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* The Mail are repeating this rubbish - https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13496875/katie-price-pictures-men-try-break-mucky-mansion.html
* https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28311161/katie-price-accuses-men-attempting-break-into-mansion/
Surely she ought to be in deep shit for sharing this stuff when the Police sent the blokes packing with NO ARRESTS NOR CHARGES? "Officers attended the scene and two men were searched. No items were found. The men were given words of advice and released."
7.6.24 - this was the last time it hired a rental property in 2019 - just look at the state of it!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-creating-second-mucky-23291647
Court Cases & Driving Offences & Other Allegéd Crimes Against Meeeeee- #Criminaljunkie -
30.5.24 - Following on from the Bullshit Central of the last Crapcast, she thinks her fence was "vandalised a few months ago" when in fact it was TWO YEARS ago, then theres the mysterious "theft" of her field gate too. What happened to the police investigation into that along with the investigation thery were doing into who killed Blade? NOTHING!! Furthermore how does she know what 'quantity' of acid was used unless she herself splattered it about of course because it certainly didn't look to be 'all over' the car either - it was just a small patch & a bit drizzled down a door panel but it clearly wasn't enough to stop her using the pink monstrosity to drive to Bristol the next day was it? It will be interesting to see how this story evolves over the coming weeks because we know she can't keep her lies straight, indeed one wonders how long it will be before it becomes bandits held her hostage and threatened to throw acid in her face? (She already looks like she's fallen head-first onto a gas hob though)
11.6.24 - Heres her old chum Wooten on the defence again for her BUT look at this comment!
So its been caught YET AGAIN eh?
Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl -
30.5.24 - hold yer horses skanky! SB is dusting off his 93 pages of Der Troof!!!
Legohead aka the Security Team- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker-in-Chief & The Media Showmance -
30.5.24 - Baby Darling has has some more tattoos done - as per orders. Note that him and the thing are still at the Shitty Shack
Proof if needed that he actually is just the Driver and Tea-Boy to the skank
* And heres exactly what his life has become - Mr. Katie Price!
# Ouch!! -
29.5.24 - even the Mumsnet luvvies are finally realising what skanky actually is at last
3.6.24 - a comment on the Mail's article about her Tour Outfit (that hideous pink thing with one of her old faces on it).
"She has been wearing that pink jumpsuit for a week straight, it will be walking home on its own soon".
* Definately an OUCH moment - its skank & Frump!
5.6.24 - There are rarely any Be Kind # comments these days, unsurprisingly
* "Only house where you wipe your feet on the way out........" "That’s the deep cleaners going in to sanitize it".
7.6.24 - heres the Mirror's cutting response to skank's sweeping statement that she's "Got a better body" than any of that Love Island lot! https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-declares-better-body-32976947
Of course you have luv!!!!
* and The Sun too https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28344546/katie-price-attack-love-island-girls-cosmetic-surgery/
* She literally looks at this and thinks:
Bigger boobs ☑
Skinnier legs ☑
Pointier toes ☑
Whiter teeth ☑
Browner skin ☑
Longer hair ☑
Bigger lips ☑
Longer lashes ☑
Personality ☑ Everyone else looks at it and thinks:
Skanky hair
Horse teeth
Rancid breath
Slitty eye
Lumpy, leather, over-tattood, sun damaged skin
Collapsed nose
Lopsided, nippleless Phil and Grant
Escaping/Migrating body parts
Elf ears
Sharpie pen eyebrows and hair line
The ugliest of pointy toes on her deformed Browkern Trotterz
Filthy, dirty, unhygienic, infested, stinking, shit-filled amoeba dressed in cheap and nasty, tacky clothes…..
* Heres a review from a site that recommends/disses Influencers. They are not very accomodating towards the skank though
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"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!","Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" & Some Poor MEEEs as well -
30.5.24 - as for skank encouraging Edna to approach Loaded magazine to offer her "services" for their own reboot - maybe think again luv!! It ain't happening!
Check this out a little thought | davidlittleuk
"The return of Loaded won’t lead to a lad-mag renaissance especially if Katie Price on the cover or back page"
*As per the Crapcast pronouncement, who would take relationship advice from this thing anyway eh?
//www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-reaches-out-ruth-32926456 and the Mail too. “I'm sure they've been getting so many messages that mine would be diluted." You what love? Deleted!. The word is deleted.
1.6.24 - Wonder/wander how much this arse-licking diatribe cost skanky then? 'Here's why we need to stop mum-shaming Katie Price once and for all' - Laura Carreno - Mirror Online
This has to be The Classic quote of all-time from this moron! "She's proven time and again her children are her priority"
Perhaps Ms Laura would like to elaborate on this rather rash statement of hers or maybe not then because she's getting shredded in the comments over it?
In any case, how did this steaming pile of turds EVER get past The Showbiz Editor to start with when everybody has seen the videos posted over their panto stint with a sad looking little girl with greasy hair filming herself, she was desperately hungry on Christmas day because Mummy was rat-arsed and too busy exchanging abuse & blows with SB to bother with any food for the kids let alone a Christmas Dinner? Its that same child trying to cook herself something to eat using a boiling pan of water whilst shovelling raw noodles into her mouth because she couldn't wait for the water to boil, and the same young girl overly sexualised by Mummy dressing her like a hooker yes she's the one licking her lipstick plastered lips and pouting in an enticing way, attracting God knows who or what online. Yep skanky really does prove it time and again eh Laura?. Cretin!! Aye sure. That's perfectly OK though, let's not "judge" eh? . Does this 'journalist' smoke crack?
5.6.24 - Here we go with some more BS that it has manifested and sold to the morons at Closer (who would believe any rubbish she tells them) https://closeronline.co.uk/entertainment/tv-movies/katie-price-netflix/ Are Netflix REALLY that desperate??? Clearly they are when they print crap like this! "And for those rolling their eyes – cease that immediately and accept the inevitable, because it looks like the Pricey is back for good in all her glory"
Words fucking fail me, who writes this drivel? But note the use of the words "COULD BE" & "MAYBE" a series - certainly NOT that there 100% WILL BE ONE - so do not believe anything that comes out of her mouth until it actually happens because she's a 100% LIAR! 99.9999% of her claims amount to ZERO as we have seen so often with skanky's announcements.
6.6.24 - Posting this ancient clip on it's SMs (although its highly unlikely skank would bother to do this onerous task herself), here we have her showing off some disgusting jape with SB and the children. Could this possibbly be to promote the ridiculous idea that she still has J&B?
Even the Braindeads have noticed Cole there!!
Plasterclasses & Assorted Live Tour Garbage -
29.5.24 - Let's see how long it takes her and Edna to deny this. The Sun really are going for her now, finally
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28191482/katie-price-give-tickets-free-sell-out-podcast-tour/
and the Mail toohttps://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/katie-price/article-13472689/Katie-Price-FREE-tickets-podcast-tour.html
30.5.24 - All the £5 tickets for Newcastle sold out - she'll be thinking she's a success now!!
2.6.24 -
Screeching and wailing * "Philanthropist"?! Seriously? FFS what is wrong with these people????? Skank can't even spell that! "Fill 'an frop -pisst innit," ie. "A person who seeks to promote the welfare of others, especially by the generous donation of money to good causes."
So are we to assume by that definition Skank has spent the last couple of decades putting her needs above others and at the same time has been donating tons of money to those in need? A Philanthropist eh!! Tell that to her creditors. She can’t even pay money she OWES, never mind give it away freely!!!. We need a bullshit button like they have on the Last Leg.
And this bit - "Proud mother"? ... yeah righty-ho skanky! To whom???? "Businesswoman"?….a double undischarged bankrupt, banned from being a director or running her own company… "GBTQ ally"? Been convicted of blackmail and revenge porn on someone who was a cross-dresser? These people are moronic!
* Actually heres the True Version -
* Strange how she didn’t advertise it at all - most unlike the skank to NOT advertise MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!, nor did Mighty Hoopla advertise her attending either
* She’s not on the official lineup,…She was obviously a last minute (cheap) addition
* She used the pod tour backdrop screen for her performance and that hideous costume (has it seen a washing machine yet?)
* She wasn’t on the main stage, just a smaller tent venue
* She arrived too late to do sound checks - nothing new there then eh?
* Sounded like they just used the backing track as it does a lot of the heavy lifting covering for her actual live screeching / voice. And she "sang" “Hanooooooow I got chew”… that bloody awful song She then joined others ‘singing’ aka crucifying another track
* Seriously she has zero stage presence, she can’t dance, just does that weird shuffle around and stick her bum out and grabs her crotch all the time like Michael Jackson used to do 30 years ago! (Her nose will likely fall-off soon like his did!)
* Sadly they did cheer her on, the crowd did appear to love her but as a pisstake joke act because she has that "So bad it's brilliant!" vibe, and dontcha knaaawww - she’s Iconic apparently
* And the pathetic way she constantly has her mic high in the air singing upwards to it thinking she's so great
* Edna must have done some epic grovelling to get her that gig if you can call it that, and there she was parading around as if she was a major artiste when she wasn’t even on the bill, so obviously a last minute addition (albeit it a crap one).
*When will this ‘singing’ thing stop because its apparent the woman cannot sing, although we can look forward to the 30 minute set she’s promised at future events - they are gonna be hilarious.
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* Lego is now a permanent feature by her side having taken over where SB left off. What a f*cked up load of nonsense it all is, but he is here to stay for as long as skank requires his driving & tea-making services because the Fame Chaser ain’t going anywhere, plus he’s now her "Security Team"… Those Saaaarrrrfff Affrikkans & Mexicans had better watch out with machoman Lego on the case!
2.6.24 - https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28255594/katie-price-jumpsuit-mighty-hoopla/ No mention of it wearing the same ghastly outfit on every single outing which must stink like a crate of rotting fish since she does not do laundry. AND calling the audience "fans"???!! Those people weren't there to see her, she wasn't even billed as appearing at this bunfight as stated by posters previously, but this was a fastival so probably these allegéd "fans" were in fact pissed-up people having a laugh at her expense but she's too think and deluded to realise it. She'll think in her tiny mind they all turned up especially to see her!.
She is under the impression everyone was delighted to see and hear MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE - fact is, seeing as she was not even on-the-bill nobody was going to abandon their place because of her so they endured it, praying the ordeal would soon be over.
3.6.24 - here it is arriving screeching in Sheffield yesterday https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2970/2970229-a0e20db22f813e03d14eb3d3e3e44ceb.mp4 Lucky them!
5.6.24 - Tonight the shitfest hits Glasgow - lucky them! Things must be bloody desperate when it posts this garbage - struggling to find anything about herself to bore the pants off the audience with eh skank? Let's find some cretin to come onstage to Out-Twat this pair of morons! Woo hoo!
Still plenty of tickets available (even at a fiver a go!)
* Its arrived! "Soundcheck" (FFS ) although not sure what is worse - the barnet, her weird shaped arse, those fucking kid's boots or her "singing/screeching"! https://tattle.life/attachments/2976370/
* Not much emerging on this latest garbage but then its all a case of Same-Shit-Different-Location anyway
Heres Edna groping skanky's plastic arse - like you do................;
7.6.24 - "Honoured to serve........................." Its says a lot about this "award-winning" salon in Glasgow eh?
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/scottish-news/24371888.award-winning-glasgow-make-up-studio-famous-client/8.6.24 -
* Here it is haunting Canterbury Pride festival & what a fucking state it is, but just wait till they hear it "singing"!!
And BTW - how come the idiots at Canterbury Pride seemingly booked the skank having omitted this little number from memory - yes offerring this thing a place at an LGBT+ event to shreik at an audience?
* Yep its getting words all wrong and duff notes abound as expected.
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2982/2982139-9918eec54219f0296b0108417fdbb99e.mp4
* Note the boy at the front by the lamp post with his fingers in his ears!
* Thought this was supposed to be the main stage at some big pride festival when actually it's a bandstand in a local park??.
* In truth this farce consisted of 20 minutes with her wandering around the stage looking like a technicolour yawn, screeching (that is, when she remembered the lyrics of course) then imagining how grate she is and that bookings are gonna come flooding in now for her magnificent singing talents! Dream on Doris!!!
* And yet another reason why the LGBT+ community should not be aligning with the skank
https://www.tyla.com/news/news-lgbt-campaigners-katie-price-petition-social-media-account-id-trolls-20210315
She is such a great "ally" that she was called out by the LGBTQ community when she first proposed this 'Harvey's Law' nonsense of hers... "This is extremely harmful because this could lead to outting of thousands of closeted lgbtq+ kids who may live in an abusive household. please rt this, spread information and use the tag #saveanonymity even if you don't live in the UK you can still help!!"
"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
1.6.24 - still manifesting that its somebody else's fault though
The Braindeads are Amongst us!-
5.6.24 - Oh yes indeed - heres one spouting the usual rubbish about poor skanky
6.6.24 - heres another one spouting off in defence of the thing
This one too is just short of illiteracy so its likely to be skanky itself. BE KIND# Indeed!
9.6.24 - These morons never learn do they? Here it "disappoints" another thicko by buggering-off before they got their paid-for rendezvous with it.
Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
30.5.24 - flogging the collajean crap as the removals vans load up
1.6.24 - Just look at these hideous garments its hawking about now
Its looks like she's had a fart blowback and the fabric has disappeared up her arse crack Its also flogging some rather obscene items for some sleazy sex toy company - picture NOT included for obvious reasons -
* This is though. Just check out the strange colour of skanky, its weird mask-like face, the wonky norks accentuated by cheap nylon and her KFC chicken drumstick legs. OMFG its epic!
It makes one want to buy these things in ALL colours eh?
8.6.24 - back flogging the cheap & nasty JYY crap again - not sure which is cheaper or nastier though? The garments or skanky?
10.6.24 - Back flogging CBD oil for her anxiety The collerjean drinks must be on a break or she's finished her stint pushing this filth. However this crap was also filmed at the Shitty Shack so whether she's still going there or its an old one we don't know, BUT isn't this the same stuff she fed to Rolo the puppy that caused his horrendous death, drugged-up and crushed in a chair???
11.6.24 - it appears her and Edna have managed to blag a "makeover" for the pink shitheap to get rid of all the "Acid Damaged" paintwork plus a few other bits dealt with for her. But what type of moron imagines that doing this as a freebie for the thing will bring them any more custom? What twats!!
Another business to avoid by association then when they think using skank is a good business move, ie her with the numerous motoring offences, the worst driving history Judge Amanda Kelly had ever seen…speeding, using her mobile, dangerous driving, no seat belts, banned, drunk, drugs. Yes using theTax avoiding, twice bankrupt animal abuser, theb child kidnapper, fame hungry, homeless, revenge porn, restraining order breaker, lying cheating, scam artist. One can easily see the attraction as to why they would want to use her
* The harsh reality is she is stuck with the old banger RR because she cant afford a new car to which she will have blagged a new wrap on it (maybe with her face on to match the hideous stage outfits so everyone knows its her, as you do when you were 'Targeted with an 'acid attack' that meant you were 'advised by the authorities' to leave the house you were being EVICTED FROM). Make it make sense please skanky - it will cost a lot more than the cost of a wrap to get that hunk of junk through its upcoming MOT with five new tyres, the rust and all the rest of it ...
* And here we go on a New Grift angle. Theres more Harvey deflection on her Insta, this time she’s goading him to react by saying next time they go on holiday he’s got to fly Economy Class to which he starts rocking back & forth because he “ Only flies first class” Talk about taking the piss But she's a brilliant muvva of course, indeed she's the brillyuntest muvva wot there ever has been & naturally she just wants the very best for her son so naturally she definitely doesn't want a freebie first class for herself - it's allllllllll for Harvey dontcha knaaaw They really are charmers aren’t they ? Imagine then you have forked out many thousands of £s to fly wherever First Class only to find to your horror you have skanky and H in the cabin with you on grifted tickets!! GREAT
* She'll be furious that someone else is flogging Her Crap trying to glean a few quid! This advert is on Facebook “These are actually Katie prices moon boots - got them from the house and can prove that all in very good condition £90 each will do a deal on the lot any questions please ask”. on Worthing Lancing FB buying & selling page
Podcast Garbage -
30.5.24 - This week's edition of LIES & bullshit, Recorded on Harvey's birthday, said she has stayed over in Cheltenham. She's knackered as H has her up early
*Both excited for the rest of the pod shows, best one has been London.
*JJ has been with them to each show, he's sat glued next to madam as she records this watching Golf Life. He's part of the crew, he's easy (Yes, because he probably does everything he's told to) The dad's met at the London show.
*Lot's of slapping of the lips, going on about journalists in the crowd (apparently Edna spotted the journo in the crowd and reckons they were having a great time) The place was packed she said but Edna was pissed off about what they wrote. Now producer Kris is having her two penneth. Edna reckons they're entitled to an apology from the press. She pronounces that "It's people like that" who ruin stuff for poor little skank. She's made it clear how the media make her feel, Skank made it clear what she's had to go through.
* They've had loads of DMs from crowd saying how good the show was. (From the Braindeads though)
* She wanted H to be at all the shows. She didn't know that H knew all the words to Hanno I got chew, I mean it's not that difficult and H is more intelligent than she realises.
* They got a cake made for H and going to have some.
*Just plugging the tickets for the rest of the shows.
* Edna is lying about how good skanks singing is. It then starts crucifying "Finally" but said she's only just woken up and it's 10 in the morning, then she forgets the words.
*Now flogging the VIP subscription, Skank must of yawned as Edna asks if she is keeping her up.
*Edna is explaining to her that they are travelling back from Bristol on Wednesday and what master Albert is doing for his birthday. Everyone to SFP's on Saturday for a BBQ. Skank says so we'll come to you first and then shoot off to where we've got to go after....does she mean get up to Sheffield for the Crossed Wire festival on Sunday?
* Now onto skank's latest drama (Her fave subject). She thinks it is sad, all bad luck with her house. Talks about gate getting vandalised - it said F'king whore, slag etc., then now the Acid ALL over her pink RR. Acid is serious dontcha knaaaw - even for someone to go and buy that quantity (bit of a weird thing to say) Edna sticks her oar in about this nonsense too - she said to skank regarding the acid atack that they were "All asleep upstairs" as if the kids were there and the worst could have happened!. * Skank says she's had to call the police. (But did she really?) and she now says THEY'VE advised her not to go to her house and not stay there. (More lies no doubt) "So having to exit MY house, go back today, get some clothes and I'm not going back there". She's got removals going in, she's had to arrange people to go into my house and pack everything. So in TWO weeks everything will be out. But the papers are saying she's being evicted, that the bankruptcy are taking her house & it's not the truth- but insists "The Truth isshe's having to leave her house because she's had an acid attack!".
* She's "Not going back as she doesn't want acid thrown on MEEEEEE". So now the plods are going to investigate who could have done this hideous Hate Crime against MEEEEEE!. ITS ALL LIES! Funny how it was safe enough to be standing in the kitchen getting Lego to film your collerjean advert with the removals van right outside the window - a van containing numerous strangers!! Please explain that....
* She says the horses are stabled up the road - it’s good it’s so close, it will be easy to take the kids just up the road for riding, This has to be the worse podcast yet for Lies Quotient,
*She's excited to get into her nice new house (it won't stay nice for very long though)
*Apparently she has picked a navy blue kitchen for the new house (why would they put another new kitchen in a new build which already has a new kitchen?)
*She's needs & "deserves" a new start. All the kid's bedrooms need doing. (errrr, what kids?)
*Everything is going to work, no bloody oil heating, internet will work.
*She's always wanted houses in the country with her horses, but now she just wants a NEW house (excuse for not having her horses anymore?)
*She chose the colour scheme, she's done it all nice. (So its not the standard BEIGE all new houses have then?)
*Underfloor heating, she deserves it,
* She's been through so much shit, yep, she's apparently sorted out the bankruptcy and all that and it's nothing to do with the house. Her house is completely separate from the bankruptcy, she's just been dying to get out of that house for years.
(She has omitted the fact it was the mortgage holders who repossessed the place)
* In any case she doesn't want a big house now, she doesn't need it,
* Bessy mate Katona now gets a mention- she's the same, she showed her the house, apparently KK wants the same, she doesn't need TV rooms (oooh Feature Wall company take note!!) OH THIS IS SUCH BULL SHIIIIIIIITE, HER LYING IS ON OVERDRIVE!!!!
*Skank states says her fave house was Windcaves, but had to sell that because of what went on in that house (??) This new house is perfect, manageable, the horses will be up the road, the kids and her can cycle to the horses. It's a blank canvas. (It'll resemble The Somme within a week)
*Mentions about Betsy singing in Gran Canaries, (Dan's daughter?) Edna says she is going go and watch her on the 28th June, KP says she could go if she has nothing planned....well you have Dublin booked for the 29th June....
* Skank says "We are a talented family!" FFS!! ) then starts singing Hannow.
* Skank has got hold of Rick Live Career Dead again as she wants to release these songs and do some more dance tracks. RL saw her when she came out of the Priory. She says people want to engage and work with her now, because she is so different. (Like fuck they do!!)
* She didn't go out with Marcello etc after the London show, she says she doesn't really drink anymore (so that's not I don't drink anymore, but still drinks some) Her friends think she is so positive too. This is all such good news for future court appearances LOL
*Her friends don't recognise the New MEEEE, it's a powerful statement for her - she has changed.
*Edna talking about her Pregnancy.
*Now the cracking Life Advice department . About some woman fancying her friends fella....skank sympathises because she has been burnt, of course. (So has her mate Ruby - remember Tampongate?)
* Flogging tour tickets again, VIP pod too.
*Skank is sad that Ruth and Eammon have split, they are her fave TV couple, she wants to reach out to Ruth. (Not sure Ruth would reciprocate though, plus skank will be on her case about getting her the gig back on Loose Wimmin)
*Loaded magazine is back - now she's now on the beg to do a shoot (but only if it's a cover) reeling off her couple of awards she got for taking her kit off... What an achievement!
* Talking peevishly about Liz Hurley's cover, she'd love to do it. Wants Edna to reach out to them to beg and grovel. * Ize prwessing der weeset button!"& its so positive, plus they have some good news coming in June. Apparently she gave a little hint in her show but no one picked up on it,
* On that subject she DOES turn up on time for things because she certainly is focused now - she's got her diary in check, she knows what she is doing & won't let anyone disrupt what she has planned. It's all falling into place. "I mean this announcement is FUCKING HUGE!!!!" it brags
* Asked about where she gets her tracksuits. Goes and gets them in shops, keep talking about spending money.
Says when she sees tracksuit bottoms on JJ, says they're mine.... JJ likes M&S tracky bottoms and designer trackies (not fake)
* Baby names for SFP....Willow gets suggested
*Talking about Dan's daughter playing football. Skank sounds pissed off she has got over 1m views on her insta and KP doesn't get that and her niece has not got that many followers. Admits Harvey gets all the views on her IG. H is doing some campaign for NSPCC - bet Mummy ensures she gets herself onscreen though.
*Fave make up brands....gets JJ to pass her make up bag, reels off ten tonne of stuff she has. She must spend an absolute fortune on make up.
*It boasts that she has good skin... (when in fact its mostly plastic & scar tissue)
*On the beg for Charlotte Tilbury to do her make up now.
In resumé, Skank is making out she owns the new house insisting she‘s gonna turn it into her style, WTF!! The lying & bullshit going on here in unbelievable and the way Edna is backing her all the way, they really do treat their audience who lap this garbage up as fools (even if they are!), Now the big announcement is coming in June & they are both very excited about this, I dread to think what this is, the bankruptcy and HMRC chasing her isn’t a problem, she gives no f*cks -she honestly is carrying on as normal, spending money and ploughing through destroying other lives as she goes. The entire shitshow is just mind-bogglingly dire which can be easily chopped into vomitable chunks like this:- The "acid attack" - the police told her to leave to which she got removal vans booked within a few hours on a bank holiday!,
This Noo house - she chose the kitchen & she chose the colour scheme, rooms are being created for the kids (because all five live with her obviously), the bankruptcy is all sorted.
It’s all here in this clip if you can bear to listen to her horrid voice, its worth a listen though just to catch the world-record levels of lying from the thing plus Edna going along with it all.
Will the trustees take note of what she is saying, they really need to act & do their bloody job, will the courts finally realise she’s taking the piss with her MH bollox, take a listen if you can bear it…. View attachment 2964490
6.6.24 - this week's bollockfest goes online. It says she and Lego travelled to Scotland the day before Edna went.
* It starts by launching into one digging out all the girls on Love Island for looking the same. Its going on about the work they've had done, spitting bits of chicken Nandos about (Thought she was on a healthy diet of rejuven8?)
*JJ gets asked about the girls on LI, says there's a lot of filler... but JJ likes that look. She says that he reckons no girl is as good as KP
* Skank says she has a better body than most of the girls on LI and she would do it if she was single
* She loves LI because of the hair, make up, outfits, sunshine, banter.
* Said she found love in the jungle (reminiscing again)
* OMG she's just talking constantly with a mouth full of food, gross
* All talking so loudly all over each other. KP talking to MUA about her makeup while he/SFP talking. Its just a cacophany of noise
* She wants JJ to pick her up (like KP runs over to him like a child) - FGS she's fucking 46, not a bloody teenager
* When she first saw JJ on MAFS, thought he was fit, Essex, he's got a nice house, he's got his little thing going on (??) tattoos, she fancied him. Said, if he likes Ella, why the fuck has he never tried to message me (Remember she is supposedly with Carl at this point) But he did message her 2 years ago, so her dreams came true. That's because she's been manifesting, slapping lips. (Dear God..............................
* She's an exhibitionist, she would walk on set like she owned it... (In fact she doesn't "own" anything any more! LOL)
* More gruesome info now. Going on about her "Sliding into JJ's dms about diabetes, then they went for coffee for 45 mins, she had her bald pussy with her (Frog that is) 2nd time they met was at the Geordie Shore event. Chloe, her, JJ and his mate went back and were all on the bed together, JJ stayed for an hour, they didn't kiss. JJ disputes this, she says no, we didn't frenchie cackle, cackle. She went and had a feel down there to see if he had a boner and see what size and of course it was a yeah....
* Edna asks if JJ is sick of all the songs...he says getting there, KP says how dare you.
*It looks like Chloe F is going to the Newcastle pod, she has arranged hair and makeup for them, will pick them up from the station.
* Canterbury Pride at the weekend, she's on the main stage in front of 5k, "singing" 6 songs live & she's got a new outfit (Pride one) rainbows with all of her face on it, but a different face, she's smiling on this and a rainbow crown...Adrian is doing this one too, he only got the fabric in yesterday, so he's got 3 days to make it....should be of excellent quality then she doesn't have a fitting, he literally knows her body and measurements and delivers it on the day.
* Edna toadying around skanky - reckons her "singing" has got better on this pod tour, or is it because she's doing songs she knows she can sing (allegedly).
* Heres Legohead who now starts telling about her gig at the Mighty Hoopla...
They turned up in the pink car & everyone loved it, she had a little dressing room, she went straight in there, she only had half an hour for her to do her make up, get ready, there were 3-4k people, everyone loved it, KP shouts it was the biggest (crowd) she had ever performed in front of, they were all shouting Katie, Katie because everyone moved it! !! "You say Katie, I say Price"
FFS this is shite!
* She was only supposed to sing one song. KP says she can't dance but toady-boy reckons she did really well. Skank responds by saying he looks fit tonight, he has pink laces in his trainers. JJ talking some boring shite about his trainers. He is sooooooooooo dull with seemingly a very low IQ because this man is not very bright (obviously!) The way Edna ends it, "Aawww he looks really fit tonight, and look at his curly hair!" , it’s like she’s talking about a kid!! Honestly what a bunch of oddities this lot are
And thats that load of rubbish done with but to paraphrase it all, this garbage had absolutely NO content , no humour, indeed it just sounds like bitchy schoolgirls on the back of a bus talking about what they watched the night before whilst stuffing their faces with chips & humouring a dopey male classmate . The whole thing slapdash , lazy, pointless & embarrassing.
*The love island girls get a good slagging off for wearing too much makeup , having bad skin, too big false eyelashes and filler !!! And all looking the same !!! This is an unbelievable lack of self awareness even by skank & Edna's low standards!! However the Beige Bison’s true character is shining through now she’s pregnant & tired for here she is swearing her head off, getting louder, more crass & even more bitchy just like her cunt of a Sister. ?
Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
3.6.24 - She’s running a win a car scam on her IG stories now, ripping off her deluded fanbase, as she does for 99p a ticket for a BMW. It ends in 2 hours when it'll vanish off her grid like it never happenned but its an absolute con as usual! Its rather noticeable that she doesn’t put these things on her grid as they automatically delete after 24 hours on her stories, a case of "nothing to see here". Strange how Slymi reappears on the scene & suddenly this stuff appears - it’s his kind of area.
It’s good in one way as it shows her sheer desperation although sad she rips people off so blatently, but if you believe in her LIES then more fool you! It, shows nicely how f*cked up her "career" is when she is just blatently scamming people now.
F4J Dive In on the Skank -
For those that never saw it, heres why F4J are after her. https://www.fathers-4-justice.org/2024/01/the-katie-price-child-abuse-scandal/
Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
30.5.24 - gotta get yer priorities in order eh skank? More Noo Nails - not bad for a BANKRUPT!
Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
31.5.24 - Trying to latch onto Ruth to show how she "understands" Yeah righty-ho skanky! Ruth has a bit more sense than get entangled with YOU!! https://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/news/celebs-tv/katie-price-breaks-silence-after-9315890
9.6.24 - now its posting stuff about Autism, presumably as an attempt to deflect from something else by using J as another of her "Reasons for reasons......................". Firstly has he actually been diagnosed or is this her usual made up diagnosis like H's Prader Willi Syndrome? Secondly ,(if its even true), why is she publishing his private health issues to the public? It shouldn't be allowed That lad seemed fine at school and playing his football until she kept him / kidnapped him from his Dad then stopped him going to school as she was worried about him speaking to other adults and revealing things that would cause her trouble. Any fears he has were caused by HER and her LIES about his dad not wanting him, all those burglars and kidnappers breaking in plus the ghosts swirling about the Shitty Shack etc until the poor child was too scared to sleep in his own bed and slept on the sofa or in a tent in the hallway!! Its all down to HER
9.6.24 - Reading the news about that missing TV doctor they're saying Peter Andre and Katie Price are 'leading the tributes' to him. Pete may well have known him through his TV work, but skanky? Yeah right - its anything to get her name in the papers!
The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon -
4.6.24 - Going back to when Pete was still stuck with it heres a nice bit of evidence that shows she's a fully-fledged lunatic who threatens all sorts when something is not acceptable to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Watch the video at 5 minutes 40 in. She goes on an insanely jealous rant screeching that if Pete has any dancers on tour that look like they're flirting with him she'll have them sacked immediately. She really is a controlling obsessive individual. Pete tries to interject and say his job is nothing to do with him and she starts shouting 'I don't give a shit! You haven't got a say in it.......you're not going on tour with any whore hookers or they will be DROPPED....... I can make life very uncomfortable for them'. She then announces how she's allowed to have loads of fit men in her videos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJYY7Z5MFCw
How anyone can think Pete is the controlling oneis just ludicrous. This is more of her classic abuse in a relationship, ie Interfering in partners' work. She is just utterly vile to all her victims
* This is an example of her doing the same to Alex:-
* Furthermore, this information ought to be handed out at the next Pride festival it "sings" at, its information thats easily provided on Youtube, ie the Graham Norton show where she’s saying this information about Alex is "Great!" and then next on Loose Wimmin where she completely backtracks and says she knew nothing about it & the discovery of which ".... destroyed MEEEE".
* Also what people need to remember is Alex didn’t want his alter ego to be known to the general public - she’s the one who made it so for money and headlines then sympathy, she then went on to share videos and photos to all and sundry. She wilfully destroyed Alex for her own gains, indeed skank outed him & maliciously outed him as an act of control and humiliation.....then came the blackmail and revenge abuse that we have seen and thats what she was successfully prosecuted for. (BTW, Alex is still waiting for his compensation years later).
Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
31.5.24 - heres someone having a go at Baby Darling Lego which will undoubtedly set the thing off on one!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/28212231/ella-morgan-feud-katie-price-jj-celebs-go-dating/
" "In the end, they both decided they were better off as mates and JJ ended up with Katie Price."
Ahhhhh, the Booby Prize eh Lego? (no pun intended)!!
6.6.24 - As per today's crapcast, here it goes slagging-off all those nubile young girlies on Love Island because of course SHE can wipe the shit with ALL of them! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28344546/katie-price-attack-love-island-girls-cosmetic-surgery/
7.6.24 - Here we go again dishing out snarky remarks "swiping" at other so-called celebs. The fact is skanky would sell her Turkey Teef if it bought her a place on any of this celeb rubbish - but they don't want her do they?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/28347364/katie-price-joey-essex-love-island/
Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists, 'Orsham's Own Banksy & Acid Chuckers etc -
30.5.24 - yes, more of her nonsense. 'Orsham nick will be glad to see the back of it with all her LIES and spurious allegations - not sure Haywards Heath nick will be too pleased to be on the receiving end though, that is assuming it has actually pestered the Plods rather than just LIE about it
https://uk.style.yahoo.com/terrified-katie-price-calls-police-093324886.html They're here!!
* On the topic of the Acid Chuckers, PFP and AFP have been camping out on the MM driveway for at least 4 months either together before the I.O.W house was habitable or since because Mr PP is still working locally. Strange then theres no mention of PFP on the drive in his campervan during the attack, which surely must mean that the acid chuckers have been lurking in the bushes for weeks until PFP was out-of-the-way in order they could commit their heinous deeds on the pink mostrosity? Now considering that skank said PFP met Lego's father at the Crapcast, unless PP suddenly got a hotel (which he has never done before, nor would AFP allow him off-rein at a Hotel knowing what he's like off-leash), then HE was on the driveway when this event allegedly happened. He would surely have heard the hoardes of Acid Chuckers running amok with 15 gallon drums of corrosive liquids?
3.6.24 - something must be brewing because here we go with this nonsense to waste even more police time - deflection for something thats for certain https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28273728/katie-price-police-acid-attack-witnesses/ Witnesses? Just how many witnesses would there be in skanky's back garden anyway, unless those gangsters, Banksy, twollz, Saaarrrfff Affrikkans just happenned to have spotted a New Face or two as they went about their evil deeds knee deep in sewerage at the Shitty Shack? Its just another deflection for something that is surely waiting to explode imminently. ‘Katie Price calls the police over terrifying acid attack on her pink Range Rover as they plead for 'any witnesses to come forward'
Headline in the DM. Just how many ‘witnesses’ do they think were mooching round the MM in the wee small hours?
I suppose there may have been a local man loitering round the stables on the look out for a new gate, pausing to chat to the youths spraying graffiti on the fence. Not to mention the post boc thieves! Surely one of them must have seen something?
6.6.24 - Hers The Sun indicating that 'Orsham police are at their wit's end over skank and all her Ishoos with the aforementioned Burglars, Twollz etc; https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28325470/police-update-katie-price-mucky-mansion/
* So according to this it was TWO intruders at "MY house" & not the EIGHT it was screeching about, plus the police only gave them 'words of advice' rather than drag them off in leg irons and handcuffs - proof if needed that skank is a lying turd!
* and look at the photo they chose for this dig at her!
One might think they're trying to say something here
Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
6.6.24 - an interesting one here. Even IF its not true its bloody hilarious!
Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
30.5.24 - Looks like H is being wheeled-out for coin again
5.6.24 - Out with H again - something is definately afoot!
* Lets look at this as it ought to be viewed when skank is involved. H is only ever wheeled-out when she needs some positives in her shitty life/existence, so the sudden flurry of H posts indicates there something BIG thats she deflecting like crazy from
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28309610/katie-price-hits-out-son-harvey-targeted-trolls/
A tad hypocritical methinks. Skank is perhaps The Worst Ever Twoll so her trying to turn it around onto other people is par for the course, indeed she's the one putting him Out There to be ridiculed and trolled, especially when she thinks people find H saying "Cunt" on her podcast tour was funny and/or cute - in fact people are laughing at him thanks to HER
Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
3.6.24 - Skank barely merits a mention in this! Junior and Princess Andre in first photoshoot together - double dating, strict dad Peter and their baby sister’s first words - OK! Magazine
A couple of items of note from this :- Is that very important to you then, Princess? How you present yourself? P: 100%. I love feeling clean and hygienic. I want people to walk past me and think, ‘Ooh, she smells nice.’ I love beauty and fashion and I like to feel good.
And this one from Junior: Junior: I agree with that. I don’t think you should be allowed to use social media if you’re too young. There are age restrictions on certain apps and that’s a good thing". I wonder who these were directed at???
* She will like this even less - P consorting with The Enemy!
8.6.24 - it looks like she's already trying to shift the blame for her removing J from school onto somebody else
DEFLECT! DEFLECT! DEFLECT! "I still live wiv my children n I take thems to school every day! And I most definitely do not turn up at the school gates smashed off me face and/or verbally abuse ova parents!!! I am the bestest muvva eva innit! #bekind #hanooooigotchew
She is also going full-pelt back into her 'Arvey's Law bullshit so we can rightly assume that she's deflecting like crazy because something is threatening to explode on her shortly and she's frantically trying to get the message out first about what a Grate Muvva she is to FIVE KIDS (who have been removed from her at last(!
Hard to say which of these freaks is the Most Filtered though!
10.6.24 - still trying to attach herself to P's blossoming career, here using a photo thats months old back when she was trying to tell The World she had all five of her kids living with her. Surely all FIVE kids are your everything? So why no ‘now’ pictures of them all with her? It keeps saying she's a single mum of 5, the breadwinner, she runs the ship in Her Manshun that they can’t take off MEEEEEE, she works so hard selling from that kitchen or the specially designed TT room that she LOVVVVEEEESSSS and she just LOVES being at home with them all in her newly designed TV room watching films together. Oh and don't forget that the kids all adore JJ their new step dad to be. (Has Junior actually met him yet or is he still "Out"?) Come on KP, show us…
Skanky's World only consists of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her ... The Media will destroy her ... tick tock
30.5.24 - here The Sun sticking it to her as they LOVE TO DO these days, casually mentioning the huge RENT skank is pâying for this house whilst she is trying to make out that she OWNS IT! They're after her leathery hide!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28206043/bankrupt-katie-price-paying-home/
* The Sun are going in on her hard as they do now In as much as this is aimed at telling the public how outrageous this is they are now saying to the trustees and courts “Why is a double bankrupt, being allowed to do this?” These trustees need to provide some answers as to why this leniency with her financial affairs continues, thats if they ever get her into court because its just beyond ridiculous now. The Sun want answers like the rest of us do….. "She's snapped up the property for nearly £5000 per month with The Sun sharing photos of the stunning mansion.
The four-bed house, which boasts a huge garage, will be Katie and her five children's new home.
After seeing pictures of Katie's new Tudor-style pad, one baffled person asked: "Double bankrupt. Where did the money come from?"
Another fumed: "For someone who is bankrupt how can she afford it?"
A third reacted: "How can she afford that property if she's bankrupt!"
Yet for all that bluster they still have not come outright and said The Troof about the kids. Fact is, NONE of the children live with her, in fact she'll be lucky if she ever gets an overnighter with J&B ever again after kidnapping them and hanging onto them for TWO YEARS, yet the media are still saying " The four-bed house, which boasts a huge garage, will be Katie and her five children's new home.". She may have had FIVE kids, but NONE of them actualy live with her!!! Really they should have addressed exactly HOW she is entitled as a TWICE bankrupt to rent a property that expensive & way above her needs?.... Those Trustees must be absolute crap as they're Not acting in the interests of those she owes VAST amounts of money to. Disgusting.
* and another one, this time its skank's statement that she "Deserves" this Noo Ahse Katie Price breaks silence on new downsized home saying ‘I deserve it’ after Mucky Mansion eviction | The Sun
* Heres the Mail - its only been online a couple of hours and theres at least 1000 comments already!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13475935/Katie-Price-paying-eye-watering-monthly-rent-new-four-bed-Sussex-home-fans-question-affording-amid-double-bankruptcy-woes.html
* Heres the Sun again - she'll be spitting fevvas over this one! (3) Katie Price #393 Using her disabled son as a performing seal, when will consequences start to get real? | Page 28 | Tattle Life
31.5.24 - More from The Sun; Why they call this new rental A Mansion is debatable but they make a rather large point about skank being BANKRUPT and highlight the joke that she is "promising to pay £5000 pcm" for it Like as hell!!
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28206043/bankrupt-katie-price-paying-home/
1.6.24 - the Sun are not missing a trick - heres another tip they gleaned from HERE about how Lego had that ghastly noo Tattoo done at the Shitty Shack even though skank has allegedly left the dump!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28231484/katie-price-jj-slater-mucky-mansion-acid-attack/
2.6.24 - heres the Mail digging-out the old "Busty display" BS to use. A "Stinking display" may have been a better term to use in describing this seeing as that revolting ensemblé has'nt had a whiff of Persil since she got it from Adrian for the first live crapcast - they must have to beat it to death to get it back in the carrier bag https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13485563/Katie-Price-puts-busty-display-pink-jumpsuit-patterned-face-performs-Mighty-Hoopla.html
3.6.24 - The Sun of course here sticking it to her over that diabolically photoshopped seksi image it posted the other day with half its left thigh erased. https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-wins-award-best-32946337 Its about the only Award the thing will be getting anawl!
* and again! This time they're pointing out the filthy, smelly "costume" covered in stains it has worn for all these dreadful Live things. https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-fans-sound-alarm-32948374
7.6.24 - not a lot of Be Kind # going on these days https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28369642/katie-price-photoshop-fail/ Another dreadful photoshop jobbie where this time her snout has vanished like her left thigh did the other day
Word has it that.....................................
10 driving offences
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-how-affords-32962359
This advert is on Facebook “These are actually Katie prices moon boots - got them from the house and can prove that all in very good condition £90 each will do a deal on the lot any questions please ask”. on Worthing Lancing FB buying & selling page 
That lad seemed fine at school and playing his football until she kept him / kidnapped him from his Dad then stopped him going to school as she was worried about him speaking to other adults and revealing things that would cause her trouble. Any fears he has were caused by HER and her LIES about his dad not wanting him, all those burglars and kidnappers breaking in plus the ghosts swirling about the Shitty Shack etc until the poor child was too scared to sleep in his own bed and slept on the sofa or in a tent in the hallway!! Its all down to HER 
DEFLECT! DEFLECT! DEFLECT!
