Katie Price 47

* Resumé
* Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
* Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
* Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
* Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite - (includes the latest Wape Allegations)
* Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo!
* The Mucky Mansion aka The Shitty Shack - (Eviction time woo hoo!!)
* Court Cases & Driving Offences- #Criminaljunkie
* Old Egg alias The One # 3697, Sink Boy Crawl
* Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker-in-Chief & The Media Showmance -
* Clan Grifter Gossip
* Surrogacy & Adoption Etc (In yer dweems skanky!)
* # Ouch!!
* Recruitment Campaign for Noo Eggs - Recruiting the next The One mk 3699 - "Ize a singul gal now!"-
* "Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
* "Iss Der Most Amaaazinist Fing Evvva! Ize avin der BIGGIST EVA PARTI ter sellerbrayt FIRTY YEERS in Shawbiz WOO HOO!"
* Plasterclasses!
*"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!"
* The Braindeads are Amongst us!
* Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives
* Podcast Garbage
* Lies, Lies and More Lies
* Scams and Bizznizz Opertewnitys, ie. "Rebuilding the Empire"
* The Dodgy Social Wanker, Lynn Rickwood aka Skank's Mole
* F4J Dive In on the Skank -
* Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS!
* Find a Bandwagon & Jump Aboard Woo Hoo! -
* The ex-Husband Squad & Escapees - fighting back against the Gorgon
* Getting at the Exes Plus The Escapees
* "I downt dwink..............................Ize sowber innit an' Ize not a dwuggy eeeeva. Nor dem vape fings!"
* Animals Bought (or grifted) to Die at the Shitty Shack. Take Note RSPCA -
* Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit?
* Twolls, Burglars, Vandals, Stalkers, Kidnappers, Wapists & 'Orsham's Own Banksy etc
* Breaking The Law - Court Cases for Bankruptcy, Driving & God Knows What Else -
* Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
* Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed"
* Fwends Woo Hoo!
* Only Grans and Suchlike
* Work aka 'Olidays!! Woo Hoo!!
* The Browkern Trotters
* The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, The Media created her ... The Media will destroy her ... tick tock


Resumé -
Who are all these people currently "employed" by her? What are their pretend job roles?
When is this new TV show with her interviewing murderers happening?
What happenned to the new show Derren Litten was writing for her a couple of years ago?
When will we see the West End musical about her life or the Film?
When are her & Princess opening their beauty college/business?
When is she opening her string of country wide schools for special needs kids?
When will she qualify as a paramedic?
When will she complete all these beauty treatment courses/trainings that she's started?
Is her crystal coffin business going well alongside the blingy motorised wheelchairs?
Is her song written for her by Ed Sheeran Shearing nearly ready for release?
Is her custom made millionty squillionty £s Lamborghini nearly ready for her to drive yet?
Have we discovered what was in the large brown envelope marked CONFIDENTIAL CONTRACT SIGNED when we obviously weren't supposed to see but those pesky paps caught her?
What happened to the "How to Get Married in Veegus" show?
What about the travel show with Princess she was doing?
Was Crawls Pregnancy ever confirmed when he discreetly tried to hide his test coming out of the shop?
Did the winner of her raffled old extensions ever receive their prize?
Did she ever sell those old tit implants?
Did the charity ever receive their donation from Skanky after the raffle?
What about the sizeable donation she was giving to animal chairites after flogging her ghastly fur coats?
Whats happened to the FORTY singing gigs at Pride festivals around the country? Only three confirmed thus far or have all the others cancelled?
Is she miraculously pregnant?
Is she engaged?
Is she married?
Is she still planning a wedding like the world has never seen to this current The One #3698?
When will the Mucky Mansion be ready to use as a wedding venue?
When will C4 be finishing the renovations?
Have the burglars/vandals been caught yet and the Post Boc Bandits?
Was the stalker from the garden centre prosecuted & sentenced to life in prison for hounding her?
Have the police finished investigating the 647 cases they're working on for her yet?
When will there be pics of Harvey with JJ, who is the best dad wot he's eva had?
Has anyone ever heard JJ speak?
Has she single handedly found Harvey a new college closer to mummy yet?
Is she ever going to actually address the lack of children & pets or is she just hoping nobody notices?
Does she genuinely think anyone believes a single word that spews from her rancid gob?
20.5.24 - The inspirational quotes on yesterday's video are amaaaaazin'
“Major shifts are happening” = You’re having to shift furniture pronto!
“Things are changing” = The locks are changing once the bailiffs arrive!
“Doors are opening” = Doors are slamming shut more like after episodes such as those at ITV, Ali Express, the BAFTA’s, " I’m a Celebrity" or that Irish awards ceremony where it was recorded high as a cosmic twat.

Its Tea Time!!!! Word has it that.....................................
14.5.24 - As of the Eviction from the Shitty Shack, it seems that she’s already sorted out a LARGE rental - not a caravan. The trustees will find this very interesting. Her flunkies have been moving stuff out already, that is Dim Lynne The BENT social wanker & the other ’hangers on’ who are packing up her crap and shifting it over for her whilst she acts like Lady Muck over on the IoW. It'll be mighty interesting to know WHO is guaranteeing the money for this house? Maybe put your money on brother Daniel/BlackSheep management (you know "Im wot stowell my munney!"?. Also expect a HUGE grifting assault from both skank and Edna begging after furniture and things as befitting her status as a Star.

Seksi Foters and Rubbish about "How seksi wot I iz innit.................."
"Dem catwerk moddles ain't got nuffink on MEEEEEEEE! Juss luk at me rockin' da look in dis fabberluss soote!"
In Bristol Stool Brown of course
Heres her Noo Gaff!
Filtered to buggery - there are NO WORDS for this! Yet its a beautiful day, you say Skank?
Not for the long line of creditors you’ve stolen from.
Not for the braindeads who paid to see your plaster classes who you, again, stole from.
Not for your youngest children who are currently having their lives pieced back together after years of neglect and cruelty, whose childhood and safety you stole from them.
Not for your teenaged children who have to live with the embarrassment of having you as a mother - and I use that term very, very loosely.
Not for your ex-husbands who you continue to slander at any given opportunity.
Not for every law abiding taxpayer footing the bill for the care of your eldest child while you squander money on “beautifying” yourself in vain.
* Let us break this to you as gently as possible…there hasn’t been a beauty treatment invented that can hide your ugliness because in fact you are ugly on the outside and even uglier on the inside. You are rotten to your core and none of your bravado, lies or manipulation will ever change that.
But the freaky toe gets an outing
20.5.24 - Really pulling out all the stops now to deflect from EVERYTHING thats dropping in on her! Reduced to doing Pointy-Toe-Pouty-Face at Wallace wearing those hideous boots yet again! Why wear snow-boots whilst wearing shorts anyway???? Its pathetic the depths this one stoops down to.

"An Ize SO 'APPY coz I iz not being evicted innit an I’ve still got me ‘orsey so yous can all do one . Innit."
21.5.24 - it posts this thinking how amaaaaaazin' she looks but just look at the faces of those girls viewing the distorted old thing reckoning itself!


Moosik! plus Odd Odes etc -
The karma train is coming
And everybody's jumping
From Horsham down to Brighton.
No sign of her or Kryten
an' every bro be frightined,
wot shit them papers writin'
wot lies dem journos tellin'
wen everybody's jellin.
Imma ain't gonna lose my house, NO!,
my bro & momma said so
Gonna move to Leigh-On-Sea
Just be baby darling and me.
Bollocks to those trustees
They jealous of my freebies
12.5.24 - The Sun again (they are LOVING all this shite skank has provided!). This will of course be denounced by the skank as "Fake news an' LIES" from them again even though everybody except her is aware that SHE CANNOT SING AT ALL!!
www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27869725/katie-price-eurovision-throwback-admission/
14.5.24 - its back in The Stoodyo again crucifying Moosik for yet another Album of bird-scaring choons, so its yet another item The Double Bankrupt is paying for out of her mystery funds because its a sure-as-hell fact NO RECORD COMPANY will be forking-out for this cacophany! https://tattle.life/attachments/img_2482-jpeg.2934348/
* Picture it though, imagine losing your kids & your house then popping to a recording studio for a recording sesh to murder more songs. What an absolute arsehole of the highest order it is!
15.5.24 - OMG here we go again! Its "Teasing aka Threatening" more Noo Moosic in another vain attempt at a pop career, following Snigger..... 'Despite her flop singles....' Sniggering more.... !
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27922130/katie-price-recording-studio-x-factor-pop-comeback/
When is it ever going to accept that she's both TOO OLD and she cannot sing a note anyway? Utter insania innit??
* Heres The Sun's poll

Assorted Books of Lies & Accompanying Shite - (includes the latest Wape Allegations) -
14.5.24 - Sooooooooooooooooo. The idiot publishers have been hit with a deluge of writs and legal notices about skank's next Book of Lies eh? Quelle surprise!!!
Katie Price’s latest book at risk of being dropped before publication after she’s sent multiple legal warnings | The Sun
" It's also been reported she'll finally reveal the household name she claims raped her. But The Sun can reveal Katie's publishers have been contacted by multiple different parties warning that they are not to be discussed in the book - leaving her at risk of having nothing to talk about.
An insider told us: "Katie is hoping to use to the book to open up about a number people and feels its her right to speak her truth, but she's been sent warnings by many of them which could result in lengthy and costly legal battles if they are named".
"Katie is obviously not in a great financial situation right now and it will be down to the publishers to decide if they want to take the risks.
Nobody will buy a book full of stories they've heard before so unless they can work this out it could be decided it's not worth continuing with the project."
In a clip promoting her upcoming seventh memoir, Katie told fans: "This book just tops all the others" (In LIES perhaps)
Then they add this bit as a reminder about all the rest of her shit
"Katie was first declared bankrupt in 2019 over unpaid debts of £3.2 million.
She was declared bankrupt for a second time in March over an unpaid tax bill of £761,994.05.
Yesterday we revealed that, after being served an eviction notice and being asked to leave her Mucky Mansion, Katie is planning to move into a static caravan. "
* Within the blurb plastered out advertising this rubbish book we have this where skank says she's 'Putting the truth right'.
Except she wouldn't know the truth if it stood up & smacked her one in the Turkey Teef!
Surely The Troof is The Troof so therefore it does not need to be "Put right" by her or anybody else?. Just utter BS

Bankruptcy here we come Again - Woo Hoo! -
12.5.24 - it appears to be the mortgage company evicting her at long last!
13.5.24 - So theres a posting that appeared yesterday stating that skanky has a "hidden property empire" meaning losing the Shitty Shack is no Big Deal - well indeed! IF (a big IF) its remotely true then surely the beneficiaries of these properties are the people she has ripped off? If her money has been used to secure a little portfolio via Big Bro Danny then one would hope the Forensic Investigators are hot on their tails & of course there are lots of truths emerging now about lies she has told with money coming and going through accounts that are run by her brother. (He is the bloke she accused with using My Munney to build an extension on his house and that she was never going to speak to him again over it, and yet here he is back on the scene "helping" her). Yes she can say Danny ripped her off years ago but is he still be siphoning her money through investments he's made for her on-the-sly? How convenient that she says he's in with the men in her life who have "Done MEEEEEE wrong " !!! If this is anywhere near true....it needs investigating ASAP.
13.5.23 - looks like tomorrow's hearing has been deferred yet again
* This was two years ago! Same shit, different day https://www.lbc.co.uk/crime/katie-price-dodges-jail-bankruptcy-debts/
15.5.24 - an interesting snippet here:-
"The reality star, 43, who was due in the High Court over her bankruptcy, has paid off a small amount of the money she owed and handed over a new payment plan.
She had been scheduled to explain to a judge how she was paying back her £2.3million debt after being declared bankrupt in 2019 but the former model - who narrowly avoided jail after pleading guilty to drink-driving last December - has had her bankruptcy hearing postponed for a second time after agreeing an eleventh-hour deal to pay back the money. The mum-of-five could potentially have been sent to prison for contempt of court under the Insolvency (Amendment) Rules 2010 if she failed to appear without notifying the judge.
A source told The Sun: “It was all very last minute but she wanted to avoid court. Katie does want to pay back the money but it’s been slow progress.”''
What stands out here is that its her usual cat and mouse tactic. Offering a little bit and acting contrite saying she wants to comply ( she doesn't).....so the process slows right down again. We all know her intentions are not to honor it.
"It was all very last minute....she wanted to avoid court".. So, her mental health proof has NOT materialised as she said it would. Firstly, due to the rules of the court - having ADHD and anxiety / whatever is not a valid excuse to avoid important court hearings. Secondly, she has tried to use her ailments & 'conditions' in other court proceedings recently for a fact & they have not worked either because it isn't accepted, it's just her claiming she has these terrible afflictions whereas there is no specialist providing proof, no independent evaluations therefore no being 'signed off' - pure bullshit as per usual!
15.5.24 - here we go again - deferred until July 30th now! The only good thing to say about it is that the Forensic Accountants have more time to dig through her lies and subterfuges - aside from that
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27925330/katie-price-bankruptcy-mucky-mansion-eviction/
Look at the blurb about this Noo Place
1 - The bathrooms contain modern element like a waterfall shower and free standing sink. - Hardly matters to her as she never washes....
2 - The country pile also has plenty of land for outdoor activities and a driveway big enough for a fleet of vehicles. - Which she's not allowed to drive considering she's still not got a licence.....
3 - “It’ll be the perfect pad to help her get back on her feet and she will be staying there with her kids and new man JJ Slater.” - Won't be perfect for long will it? ..!
4 - However, it remains unclear how Katie is paying for the big move and pricey monthly rent given her perilous financial situation" - We all want to know that too...!
* However, none of this farce has gone away or been dismissed as skank demanded because things have not gone Her Way at all, when she no longer has the little ones to utilise and because she's not been paying the mortgage they want rid of her from the premises finally. The entire shitshow is still hanging over her like The Sword of Damocles and her next round of excuses is only a couple of months away, not the six months she had demanded thus its not going how she intended it to no matter what she says to the contrary
* Skanky is not Winning this battle because all she's done is delay the inevitable again all the while Her Entire Sleazy Life is being chipped-away on so many fronts.
She’s lost the kids finally.
She’s getting kicked out of MM in a couple of weeks time at last
It certainly looks like her latest book has been shelved due to the LIES & malicious content that she calls "Der Troof"
that the publishers of her crap are shit-scared of printing after receiving a sheaf of legal letters.
* Why are they saying she "had to plead to the judge to save the MM" anyway when this hearing was for Bankruptcy and NOT repossession of the Shitty Shack? Clearly that didn't work anyway as the place has FINALLY been repossessed
* Heres the Mirror running with it now https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-dodges-bankruptcy-hearing-32813451
* and the Daily Mail join the party too https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/katie-price/article-13420715/Katie-Price-dodges-bankruptcy-hearing-3-2-million-debt-repayment-served-second-eviction-notice-giving-two-weeks-vacate-Mucky-Mansion.html
16.5.24 - Look at this! Flunkey Jess is flogging the furniture online, the stained pink sofa and other items from the room AFP "designed" for the crappy C4 programme So she's selling half the furniture from the garden room that her mum and sister helped design. Wonder / wander if AFP has asked for the fammerly hairloowm bureau back yet??
* Proof if needed that all the journos lurk around Tattle looking for stories to swipe for look whats appeared in the Star today.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/bankrupt-katie-price-flogging-mucky-32825144 We don't mind you journos snaffling stories from here but there are so many others you ought to take but don't for some reason, but anyway the result of this story is that all the Flunkey's ads were swiftly removed once she'd been unveiled which is exactly what happenned when this Jess was unmasked as selling the skank's "belovéd dogs & horses" online some months ago. BAM! - all ads removed and complete denial from the skank who insisted the animals had been listed WITHOUT HER PERMISSION! Nobody believes her BTW

18.5.24 - Wonder / wander if this debt is on the bankruptcy creditor's list? SIX skips of horseshit had to be carted away!!
https://www.irishmirror.ie/showbiz/celebrity-news/bankrupt-katie-price-owes-horse-21000236?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

The Mucky Mansion aka The Shitty Shack - (Eviction time woo hoo!!) -
12.5.24 - or so SHE says at any rate. This is straight from Edna The Source surely, (indirectly The Gob of Skank), screeching that "Dey carnt take my owse from MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Its just more of her "manifesting" of course for which it seems she's got the hump with whoever photographed the Eviction Notice & sold it to the press because she's under the impression that now makes it a Police Matter, however, just because it was shared by someone else doesn’t make it an illegal eviction as yes it might be criminal to open her mail it doesn’t make the contents untrue. She’s been hiding from them same as when she was hiding at SB's or the various rentals in Essex .
* Its just more spin from Edna, indeed it's hilarious how Edna pops up to say the complete opposite of reality such as the 'I've been signed off' claims again or like in the past Edna was wheeled out to say KP wouldn't be receiving a restraining order and that "(She) Definitely had a driving licence so wouldn't be done for no license and she had Insurance anyway"!. Pull the other one Edna, it's got bells on it!
*The whole Metro article is very ‘scanty’ to be honest & stinks of sheer desperation when it seems they are pursuing the fact that "someone" has shared the information even though it will have absolutely no bearing on the outcome of the eviction. She might possibly get another short delay out of it but she won't stop it happening. These legal notices are served in multiples, by registered post, email (most likely) and In Person / physically, indeed skank confirmed she knew about all this already when she griped about this "someone" opening her mail BUT its not really A Police Matter is it?
* "Katie’s team (aka Edna) wrote: ‘Katie will not be evicted from her property on 29th May. All paperwork regarding this has been obtained, opened, and shared with media illegally by a local resident. The police have been notified and will be investigating.’ Note that they say she will not be evicted on 29th May, not that she won’t be evicted. Surely she should be thankful some kind local resident opened her mail so the press can warn her she is being evicted as she doesn’t seem capable of opening all those nasty envelopes herself
* Actually it is a matter of public record as it's issued by the Court and indeed the whole point of Justice is that it's seen to be done because as has been the way for centuries, people don't get convicted in private or evicted in private. She broke the law and shafted people out of money therefore it becomes a public matter! The dumb broad and the Beige Bison seem to think it's a private letter thats been "stolen" so she says the Police will certainly investigate more of her utter nonsense
/metro.co.uk/2024/05/10/katie-price-evicted-mucky-mansion-home-amid-second-bankruptcy-20815840/
* https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-neighbours-say-theyre-32785387 - Loathed by most of the neighbours it seems - they won't be fighting for Her Cause will they?
* Its the mortgage company foreclosing on her after all - the Mirror have the full details
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-katie-price-slapped-second-32790684

* It does appear that Kensington who hold her mortgages have been waiting for the situation with the kids to be resolved. Now considering she has pissed everybody about she owes money to for a long time and has been played it for as long as she could, there will be no holding them back now!
* Oh Noooooooo! Just look what the media have done - they're only printing her private litigation letters! The eviction notice issued by a court is solely KP's private business and must never be seen or touched by anyone else on earth cos that's #katieslaw. No doubt The Mirror are being reported to the police right now because her eviction notice(s) are being illegaly shown - everything is being investigated by Scotland Yard because its That Important dontcha knaaaaw...
* The Metro state that skank sez she's definately NOT leaving though!
https://metro.co.uk/2024/05/10/katie-price-evicted-mucky-mansion-home-amid-second-bankruptcy-20815840/
13.5.24 - A SECOND EVICTION NOTICE hits the Shitty Shack (even though it's currently on the IoW formulating LIES with Clan Grifter - will the media steal this one too??
* Allegedly - according to that weird Instagram poster called 'roots' who caused a bit of a flap on here in 2022.....she had missed each monthly payment for the years 2019, 2020 and 2021 and also missed 7 months of 2022. This poster was putting up what looked like screenshots from her banking app! She allegedly owed 569k on the house at that time according to that poster.
How has she allegedly managed to not pay any mortgage for nearly 4 years eh?
* An oldie here but proof it has always been Persona Non Grata wherever it lands with all it's crap
You don't belong here, Jordan! | Daily Mail Online
* Much as its HILARIOUS, doubtless this will not be happening
Katie Price is moving into a CARAVAN after being evicted from her Mucky Mansion | The Sun
* Now heres the Mirror highlighting the foetid midden swamp in the garden. Maybe they should be asking why Southern Water have not forced her to fix this mess considering all her filth from her toilets etc filters down into the aquifers that provide the household water for a huge area? Katie Price's Mucky Mansion woes - terrifying robbery, rancid sewage leak and eviction - Mirror Online
Heres a shot taken from youtube showing a bit of the bloody mess in the garden with the swathe of filth visible in the background

18.5.24 - Now the Mail join the party - it was their drones she got the hump with the other day
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13430755/Katie-Prices-Mucky-Mansion-filthiest-piles-rubbish-muddy-garden-eviction.html
"Rancid sewage leaks - Katie faced a build-up of rancid sewage water at her West Sussex mansion in November 2020. The septic tank first began leaking in 2019, five years after she bought the property, according to MailOnline. During the renovation work, the tennis courts were used as a work site and the outdoor pool was neglected and filled with stale water". They're also mentioning the vandals targeting her, the assassins who killed Blade to get at her, the ones who set fire to a car at the top of her driveway...................................... None of it is her fault of course
* Edna is home and back at her keyboard, for here we go with the latest bit of deflection & denial for her belovéd skanky.
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13412345/Katie-Prices-sister-denies-star-evicted-Mucky-Mansion-despite-served-second-eviction-notice-giving-two-weeks-vacate.html
14.5.24 - Its back at the Shitty Shack (not for much longer though hahahahaha! ) - its gone on Live to brag a bit. Looks like she is having her extensions done again & here it is telling everyone to "Eff off! its my munney..... blah blah blah" Perish the thought its been forced to pay for its own ropey extenshuns now!
* Note this from back in March where it's occupation on legal docs is stated as "Unknown" which begs the question "How did it get credit references to rent this new place then?" There is something very dodgy about this entire enterprise.
* So with the aid of clues from Tattle The Sun have unearthed the next Shitty Shack
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27930085/inside-katie-price-country-home-quit-mucky-mansion/
It won't look like this very long though because it'll be strewn with crap, the old containers heaving with junk will be shifted over, all her fleet of old bangers will be there quietly rusting away & the gardens will look like the Somme in next-to-no-time, there will be broken windows hanging off their frames, doors wrenched off their hinges and big holes in the plasterboard walls. The landlord must be completely mental renting skank this beautiful house!
The Sun pointed it out rather succinctly :-
"TWICE bankrupt Katie Price is moving into a sprawling £3,750-a-month country pile - despite claims she is too skint to pay her tax bill. The 45-year-old is set to be evicted from her 'Mucky Mansion' this month over an unpaid tax bill of £761,994.05". Thats not strictly true though - skank is being slung out for defaulting on her mortgages over a number of years - the tax issue and debts are two different matters. It makes you wonder how it will pay the rent and all the household bills on this new place when its only earning a fraction of what it was a five years ago and even then decided to NOT pay her mortages?
* Another article from the Daily Mail - this article says her monthly mortgage payment was £12.3k that she decided to NOT PAY anyway and there is no way she is earning enough to pay that now, let alone the substantial arrears.
16.5.24 - According to the DM shes now putting in a last minute application to keep the MM. How true it is, who knows because she LIES about everything, but a couple of other news outlets also saying the same
"A spokesman" ( Dan.....or a lawyer?!) said they want legal matters to be private. It's not as if KP has ever been private about Kieran or Pete or Alex or the kids when she's been throwing around accusations!
'A spokesman for Katie Price initially declined to comment when asked about her plea for an emergency court hearing. They later added: "As you say it's a legal matter...a private matter so therefore I won't be confirming anything.' I wonder if she's having to scrabble about to keep the place as the rental has been withdrawn once they found out about HER??
* The odious braggart did in fact mention it's Eviction on this weeks's crapcast, but only to deny it naturally
https://www.thesun.ie/tvandshowbiz/12976536/katie-price-breaks-silence-mucky-mansion-eviction/
"Speaking on the latest episode of her The Katie Price Show podcast, Katie told sister Sophie: "My house isn’t being repossessed, I’m not being evicted and I’m not moving into a caravan, although if I had to live in a caravan, you know what the travellers have, I would love that. I’ll also have another announcement to make on the 28th, bring it on sunshine."
Sophie added that the pair will be on tour during the date of eviction. On May 28, the pair will appear in Bristol - 148 miles away. - Definitely not far enough away.
16.5.24 - Would you rent this lovely house to the skank in all honesty?
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27930085/inside-katie-price-country-home-quit-mucky-mansion/?utm_campaign=native_share&utm_source=sharebar_native&utm_medium=sharebar_native
18.5.24 - this was back in 2020 but didn't take her long to turn it back into a filthy kharzi did it?
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8280173/Katie-Price-cleans-mountain-rubbish-garden-2million-mucky-mansion.html
* https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13430755/Katie-Prices-Mucky-Mansion-filthiest-piles-rubbish-muddy-garden-eviction.html#v-6275011013026138234
19.5.24 - look at the state of the place now - and still it denies it's being FORCED to pack & leave! Can't wait to see what The Sun have to say about this video She is still keeping H there amidst all this chaos though & the poor bugger looks totally lost, gripping onto a coathanger
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2945/2945261-2504c0806a34c91a16c5ff38bb80fbb6.mp4
* The Mirror have taken up the baton and are running with it! www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-packs-up-belongings-32844506#comments-wrapper
"The former glamour model – who was once worth a whopping £50 million – posted a video of her stuff packed up in boxes to her Instagram stories and told her 2.6 million followers she was “getting ready for my yard sale”.
As the camera panned to a caravan parked on her driveway, the 45-year-old was heard saying on the clip: “Ready to move into my caravan woo!!!!” She then joked: “Where’s the press when you need them with a drone, you’re missing out you bunch of b******s.”
She's trying to pass this big clearout as a Yard Sale when the entire world knows she's being CHUCKED OUT with all her crap!!
20.5.24 - Katie Price clears out Mucky Mansion as she announces she's having a 'yard sale' amid eviction and bankruptcy woes | The Sun They're picking up everything on her now, little digs like this "A mirror was also seen on camera as Katie leant a broom against it, seemingly used to clean up the house whilst she packed her belongings" and big digs about the motorhome parked outside - they've written that in a fab way that basically calls her and idiot and a liar Meanwhile it still insists all this mess is just because she's "Having a yard sale" and not because she's been EVICTED!!
* On FB Live - https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2946/2946092-ef9e66d58f482e2f6df4444a45210826.mp4

Court Cases & Driving Offences - #Criminaljunkie-
These are the offences it has been to Court over that we know about so doubtless there are plenty of others that it managed to keep under wraps. Proof enough here to show admirably that Skank is a REPEAT OFFENDER who should be jailed.
NO LICENCE.
NO INSURANCE.
DRIVING WHILST DISQUALIFIED.
DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE (booze & drugs).
FAILING TO NAME THE DRIVER.
ACCIDENTS.
SPEEDING.
NO SEATBELT.
USING A MOBILE.
Each of the above skanks been in court for or been done under the single justice act on more than one occasion for each offence. That is a REPEAT OFFENDER and according to the law should have had a custodial sentence - so why hasn't it eh?.
* Don't forget this one either - https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/katie-price-pleads-guilty-to-drink-driving-after-telling-police-i-took-drugs_uk_61546ec1e4b05040d1d5567a
This was another story that changed 3 times for dramatic effect,,,,
1st. It was a bloke that heard the loud bang and came out his house to find skank.
2nd, it was a bloke that was driving to work that found skank sat by the crashed car on the side of the road.
3rd, for skanks C4 documentary, it was the young hero (Mr Lee Purkiss) who decided on that morning to drive a different way home from work, found the upturned car with skank inside pleading for help, kicked in the window and heroically lifted skank in his arms and sat nursing her until the ambulance arrived.
Just wait till the next airing of this twarmatik tale though. Next edition it will have been that she was trying to outrun another car full of South African criminals armed with guns & big sticks who dragged her out the car after it flipped and gang-raped her before driving off. Sound familiar???

Legohead aka Kryten- The One # 3698 - Its JJ The Noo Plonker in Chief & The Media Showmance -
12.5.24 - So Legohead has been instructed to visit the Ober-Fuhrer AFP on the Isle of Wight ahead of skank's Court date on Tuesday to discuss tactics such who to blame etc etc. AFP is sure to hate him though Here he is meeting the old dragon

16.5.24 - "Mummy" has stuck him in the corner whilst it has it's barnet done again and like a good boy he's sitting there
18.5.24 - It's the rarest Lego mini figure of them all!!!
It's the "Squinty-Eyed Twat" model from the "I'm a desperate fucking Z-Lister" play set!!!
21.5.24 - So Legohead has made it known that he likes Moddles which I guess justifys him hanging about with this Past-It Old Has-Been effort! He says he dated Victoria's secret model Kelsie Jean Smeby only she cheated on him so he came back to UK - she undoubtedly viewed him as some sort of a Charity-Case.... Saddo! When he was on MAFS, he spoke openly about Kelsie, admitting: "My ex was a Victoria's Secret model and amazing to look at. I loved going out with her, she was really, really, really pretty and the relationship was pretty wild. At the time I definitely thought that I was in love with her but if you're going to play with fire then expect to get burnt........She cheated on me, it was horrible, and it hurt me a lot and it was probably one of the worst things that I've been through.........I have been chasing the wrong type of girl and I'm aware of that now.”
So the right type is an aging, old, warped, narcissistic Has Been, one who's lost her kids & luckily can't have anymore, one who is being chucked out of her house and is twice bankrupt. Way to go Lego, way to go! You really have made it this time around Plus, this plank whinges that HE got cheated on and it was horrible but he had no qualms about doinking the skank when she cheated on sink boy, so basically this is just a heads up to this dopey twat that skank has cheated on every man she's ever been in a relationship with and YOU ain't no exception despite the LIES she tells you to the contrary.
Finally the Lego company have made a matching figurine for skanky

Clan Grifter Gossip -
Its on it's way to the IoW, no doubt for a pow-wow with Clan Grifter over the coming events - skank said she was "alone" but Lego is definately there. However, if the foghorn on the ferry fails, they could utilise the Skank screeching out A Whowel Noooo Wurrrllldddddd....
20.5.24 - draw your own conclusions as to this picture........................ Trollied again, which you'd need to be accompanying the skank

Surrogacy & Adoption Etc (In yer dweems skanky!) -
20.5.24 - Yeah, this is about as likely as hell freezing-over! What a pile of utter BS as usual because there's no way there's a baby in that dried up, drug-addled old husk! They need to amend that rubbish to add 'brain dead' to the heading where it says 'fans'.... https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28018980/katie-price-fans-convinced-pregnant-jj-slater/
21.5.24 - heres the Mirror running with this bullshit now.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-sparks-pregnancy-rumours-32854981
Clearly they are taking the piss with this rubbish - "Age-defying???????" FFS!
"The picture in question sees the age-defying star pose in her Mucky Mansion kitchen while rocking a knitted khaki midi skirt and matching crop top. Katie oozes confidence in her latest snap, and given her glow, fans are now hoping that she could be expecting".

* # Ouch!! -
12.5.24 - YES this is a real advert on FB!!

"Isss Awll Abaaaaht MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Innit!" & "Pwojects Awwwlll Abahhhttt MEEEEE!" -
* So then, with the imminent loss of the Shitty Shack, what will skanky flog to C4 now?? Here as idea for ya skank luv -
Channel 4 could do a show about the place when under new ownership...
'House Rescue, from Mucky to Marvellous' How Katie Price's MM was transformed from filthy neglected hovel, to a beautifully restored Arts and Crafts home with award winning gardens. Its new owners show each week how they have had to deal with years of neglect and rubbish and pollution accrued by its former owner Katie Price who is currently residing at His Majesties Pleasure for Tax evasion and Fraud.
"It took us months to clear all the rubbish and including hours removing Barbies nailed to a wall. However it has been worth it, in fact we found several unusual items that have been passed to Police and M15 who are conducting several lines of enquiry, including talks with Interpol" Series to be hosted by former plasterer Kieran Hayler who is keen to share his insights".

"Iss Der Most Amaaazinist Fing Evvva! Ize avin der BIGGIST EVA PARTI ter sellerbrayt Me Birfday an'FIRTY YEERS in Shawbiz WOO HOO!" -
15.5.24 - Still no mention of this world-shattering event to celebrate her Birthday & 30 yrs in the industry. Have OKrap magazine forked out for it this time around? You know, its THE EVENT of the century where 'Anybody who is Anybody' will swarm to the MM/JJs house/lavish new rental with swimming pool/caravan, all brandishing lukshurry gifts galore and suitcases full of alcohol and ❄ for the delight of their generous hostess. And it's only a week away, yet NUFFINK???? One might think she LIED again.

"Iss MEEEEEEE Mentawl 'Elf Innit!" -
*Take this quote from it from a recent ariticle full of BS! "It gets to a point where it becomes noise, I had my breakdown - the worst thing ever. And now I've come on top I've learnt not to be afraid.” When was this twarmatic bwakedahn event then???
16.5.24 - getting this one in nice and early ready for the next Court Date
17.5.24 - it probably thinks its being WEELY CLEVVA with this posting.
19.5.24 - Amazing that for someone with the most severe MH the Priory doctors have ever seen in the history of the human race, she didn’t utter a word about national MH week.

The Braindeads are Amongst us! -
19.5.24 - The Sun's article about the Shitty Shack has brought a couple of them to the surface
Heres a belter from one of them
20.5.24 - the current Number One Braindead - her bessy mate Lou who she grifts for various tweetmints, hair etc - is defending it against those beasts in the press AGAIN
Deluded or what????? Skank planted this rubbish for this precise purpose - to get some "Poor Meeeeeee's" out of it - but its backfired on her because every single piece of BS she posts immediately gets snatched by the Media to stick it to her, indeed the funny thing is that they only used the hair colour nonsense so they can remind the public that she IS being evicted this week, she's purposefully avoided going to her BHs and stills owes millions £s! And skank thinks she's winning which is the funniest bit if all
* There can be no doubt now as to who took the photos then sold the Cyprus holiday story to the press. Skanks got Lou back under her spell again even after skank screwed her over and they fell out a few years ago, because now skank is putting the narrative out that the press print lies and Lou is enabling her & fully complicit in it. This is certainly because the net is closing in yet involving herself so deeply in skank's mess this could harm Lou, it could very well screw-over her business and her budding "Hair stylist to the Stars (????)" influencer career that she's desperately trying to start for herself. Just remember Lou, skank screwed you over and threw you under the bus before so when skanks finished using you this time the same will happen again. You have been warned
9.5.24 - In the event it didn't even take that long for on the thing's FB live it’s just made out that the hair dresser pal Lou is a liar!! Skanky’s just throwing lies & accusations all over the place Smashing stuff - bet Lou is really happy about that denouncement from her Bessie Mate skanky

Scrounging & Grifting, Flogging Crap, More shite on Tiktok, Flogging JYY Crap and Lives -
18.5.24 - JYY junk is still on the scene despite it being missing for some weeks. Here it is flogging some more horrid garments to the braindeads
"Friday night......... loving the sunshine" Eh???????

This cracking image is guaranteed to sell millyuns of dese lverly garmints to the Braindeads innit!
19.5.24 - up it pops on a Live givjng it large en route to the cinema with Legohead. Later it films from the cinema - Lego looks trollied (so who is driving home eh?) but there is some interesting stuff emerging from this BS
* Its finally admitted she IS leaving the MM despite everybody knowing that as FACT already . Said she hates the place and she can't wait to move in her new house & she's going to give a house tour on her YouTube channel. She reckons she had 8 years of bad luck in the MM? So nothing at all to do with her actions, such as being an abusive prick, a bad parent and ripping people off for millions of pounds? Her'programming (seeing as she's "not wired right" anyway' just won't allow her to think she's actually the source of all the shite in her loi so it becomes the Fawlt of everyone else, ghosts, exes, Mexican bandits.....it could even be Elvis returned from the dead or giant cat people - it doesn't matter. As long as she doesn't have to admitshe is The Problem and Cause of it all!
* Yep, she hates the MM looking forward to getting the keys to HER new house.
* In Blackpool all of October to do some show(?) Her panto "actin" must have really impressed some fool
* Sunday 26th May singing in Cheltenham - has she got herself a gig at H's Care Home?
* Says she's enjoying winding the press up today. (Not as much as they'll enjoy Friday )
* Been with the horses all day. Been with Harvey all day. Been sorting her house all day.
* Still vaping, took vape with her into cinema.
* Eaten so much today but not drinking.
* Got therapy in the morning.
* Her outfit from Adrian isn’t ready (probably only told him last week she needed it)
* Lookin' good innit!
* Legohead has been officially labelled as "An Egg"
* On the live in the cinema one person took a sneaky photo. She showed them saying she'd caught them red handed. One person. Lol. She kept looking around as though she was expecting to get mobbed. Fucking hell Skank, those days are well finished
* Gotta love how she also confirmed she is STRONG but then tells the court she can't attend court because she's "Fwagyle!"
* It also shared a gruesome detail on the live that she dropped into the conversation twice -that they'd had sex earlier. Why the need to mention it at all? Unless it never happened Also one of the Brain-deads on the comments mentioned how well Princess was doing and she said,
"Yes, she is doing well, she takes after her MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Yeah skank is doing really well eh? Sickening how it takes a compliment about her daughter and makes it about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE though
21.5.24 - Back flogging the Collajean again but this time it says this muck also aids weight loss! That surely is Another LIE that will hopefully drop her even further in the shite Katie Price #390 Addicted, Evicted & soon to be Convicted | Page 14 | Tattle Life

Podcast Garbage -
16.5.24 - Heres this weeks BS output from the skank & Edna. Still putting out the LIES that she's NOT being evicted even though she's trying to flog her crappy furniture online!! The episode is called…. Am I living in a caravan?
*Kicks off with them all excited about the crapcast tour, Skank seems back to being rather hyper after being more low-key recently.
* Skank has to get her lashes and roots done as the grey is coming through, because she’s "been working too hard behind the scenes to pamper herself". (What utter bullshit!!)
* Edna’s ordered new outfits ( a sequinned skirt) Skank has got Adrian to make her outfits, had a fitting & it seems she’s going to have Her Face plastered all over the dress she’s getting made for the tour
Skank is wearing her Crown of course, as befits "MEEEEEEE".
* IoW chat, Lego met the family & the clan matriarch has given her approval, (Bet she did!!) Apparently he's “A very sensible lad" & very good for Skank;
* Big News Alert they are very excited about this because Edna’s Dad PFP has "won" 2 raffle tickets for the IOW music festival on 20-23rd June. Edna and Harry were given them, but just so Skank wasn’t missing out she’s bought MEEEEE & Lego a couple of tickets. As Edna will be 6 months pregnant Skank is allegedly joining her in not drinking. (Righty-ho skank No mention of other substances though eh? ❄) The date clashes with her audio release of the next Book of Lies , so Skank’s moved it to the 24th/25th June (Thats assuming it doesn't get pulled by the publishers of course )
* They're not camping though (surely the whole point of going to a festival)? PFP is running them back and forth apparently
* Skank starts to blag for an upgrade to VIP tickets from any IOW organisers listening and signing her up as an act to sing…FFS Like as hell!!!!
* It says its back in the studio, starts ‘singing’ - it’s just horrible.
* Here we go as anticipated! The MM not being repossessed, she’s not being evicted, the caravan story was bollox. So she’ll still be there on the 29th and is making a big announcement on the 28th about something anyway What fresh hell will this be.
* Now she's back onto this about how she should have been at the BAFTA’s as she’s still big in TV, and the women who were there dressed crap compared to women at American awards shows. Skank was shocked (more like jealous) at some of the people invited (she doesn’t get it, does she?) Apparently AFP turned it off in disgust. She says it should be a high class show but it was just Riff-Raff attending….
* Eurovision next, start talking about Skank doing it, although her voice was so different then then Skank admits she couldn’t sing or dance back then….ya still can’t luv!!
*Skank thought it was appalling though with too much diversity, some of it was like porn - disgusted she was She liked Olly though (mr Nul Points) - bit weird as he was one of the most sexual acts of the night
* They want to buy a boat with PP Fencing on the IOW, even if it’s just a dingy….this is a hard listen.
* Edna has had a call about a very exciting project, Skank wanted to say what it was, Edna stopped her, it’s confidential. Skank’s dream has come true with this one, have to say they are very excited about it.
* Skank admits she’s in a situation but she has so many good things coming, she’s on now, all the is being sorted, she’s back.
* Boring talk about fake tan next
* Skank ain’t happy about her grey hair either , another boring pampering talk
Questions…How do your partners describe you ?
Edna….shes like the grifting matriarch, not patient, moody and says what’s on her mind
Skank…..Lego says she’s very loving & puts people before herself , she's very funny but nuts and he’s learnt you do not interrupt her when she’s watching TV. Lego says she copes well with everything (completely at odds to the old shite she tells the ferrapists and Courts though) And Lego loves Clan Grifter too - they are mad but really funny. (Lego must be on some serious drugs then!)
* Baby names for Edna….Harvey, Laurel, Olive, Bobby, Clinton, Carly…reminds Skank of Kylie……noooooooo (Surely they cannot name the sprog Harvey because skank's already used that one?)
* Skank’s watching the boxing round Edna’s on Saturday, and Skanky’s annoyed she has to pick up H from the hospital as she has to look at trains (right-on Muvva of der Year eh?)
*Life Advice…. the usual old crap like some woman wants a boob job….zzzzzzz Another one wants advice on an alcoholic friend - Skank says it’s hard but she can trake it or leave it but for those who can’t, it ruins your life, Skank’s seen it in others she sez! … ( What can you say anymore, she’s a bloody addict herself???.)
* So that’s it, it’s all good, lots of new projects…not being evicted, she’s winning at life !! Its a deluded barmpot basically. * However, she stated again that she's coping well with all the terrible things that "somehow" happen to her (you know all the stuff her ferrapists are aghast at how she's still alive due to the absolute disastrous severity of it all).....with all this in mind, how is her MH such a problem then?
* Furthermore, how is a DOUBLE BANKRUPT affording £500 for weekend tickets for the IoW festival anyway?
* There was a very strange segment in this garbage though, something about AFP getting the hump with the BAFTAs being shown on the telly when Edna sez “Yeah Mum turned it off in disgust eventually”, Skank replies “Yeah and I know why”, Edna replies “Yes” Could it be that the Clan Matriarch was very angry about something? Something perhaps like P being there and Skank not getting an invite through her because Claire is making sure P has distanced herself from the Clan over the last 8 months? Clan Matriarch ol' Ma AFP must be foaming at the mouth with rage that Claire has taken P away from the Clan and right out of Skank’s clutches, meaning they can make no coin through P now Lets see how this unravels
18.5.24 - looks like its shoulder-charged it's way onto some brainless crapcast Edna was invited onto. Can't have Edna getting anything without MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE in it eh skank?

Awl dem Bewty Tweetments, the Syrups, Dodgy Gnashers, Surgeries, Crap Tattoos & FILTERS! -
18.5.24 - Noo Nails again folks!! Woo Hoo! So this weekend its had the barnet done, the fake eyelashes dyed, a pedicure and now this lot. Not bad for a BANKRUPT eh? As long as they're "Fwesh" thats all that matters eh? Sod the stoopid buggers she owes munney to
* Those weapons-grade filters are in operation again
* And the best yet - its just utterly hilarious on this ageing gorgon!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27993046/katie-price-pink-hair-makeover/ It’s so funny though, The Sun just write really lame stories about it now with a few lines about some pathetic thing she’s just done, then the main gist of the article is launching a ferocious attack on her about her failure to pay her debts or her eviction details then the proceed to list all her debts and offences over again just to underline it all!. They have waited long enough so are pretty desperate to take her down at last.
19.5.24 - heres the Mirror pointing out that if the thing does this to it's barnet it'll end up bald as a Coot; Just you carry on skanky, we could do with a larf!!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-reveals-dramatic-hair-32841477.amp

Slamming & Swiping - its wot she duzz innit? -
16.5.24 - another item lifted from the crapcast (so no fee to skanky!). Here its slagging off Eurovision & the BAFTAs (because they didn't invite MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE) plus attacking the "Riff-raff" who did get invited to the BAFTAs. A touch of sour grapes there then which makes it kinda odd that they invited a whole load of riff-raff & skank still didn't get an invite...? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27959164/katie-price-eurovision-bafta-invited-riff-raff-bbc/
* Why would they even think of inviting it to the BAFTAS anyway when it literally has no self awareness left now thats she is FINISHED in every respect. IF (in some fucked up parallel universe) she had been invited she would have rolled up late pissed and coked to the eyeballs, wearing some truly hideous sparkly net body suit from Temu and questionable footwear from SHEIN, with her blackout nips on show, screeching profanities and asking the camera men to spit in in each others mouths whilst fondling herself like the perverted slag weirdo she is. And all performed using that ridiculous, gratingly awful foghorn voice to show the nation what a wonderful singer she really is.

Using Harvey for Publicity and Sympathy - "Pimp My Child" -
12.5.24 - Seen this in the Sun dating back to August last year. Why has it been excavated again I wonder / wander? Is skank pointing out how much 'Arv needs a 9 bedroom hovel possibly??? Does H know he has rented Mummy a Noo House anyway?
Katie Price reveals son Harvey headbutted car window and shattered glass during holiday from hell | The Sun
14.5.24 - Out comes H for a spot of deflection. The comments from the braindeads are predictable on her H video “Oh he’s such a polite young man” they simper, this being the same lad who shouts angrily "Fuck off you cunts!" at random or when directed to by Mummy. Yeah he is so polite .............................. But it does appear H has been introduced to Noo Daddy Legohead at the Shitty Shack - here they are plonked down in front of the Feature Wall watching some shite "Awwwllll Abaaahhhttt Meeeee" on telly. Later on they both went off to play with Lego's new Paw Patrol Action set.
15.5.24 - Now IF this were true and H has been at the Shitty Shack for two weeks, how come he was not invited to AFP's on the IoW? That surely would have been a lovely treat for him to see Granny who brought him up whilst mummy shagged-about, yet instead did Mummy just leave him with Dim Lynne or did he go Home??
* So let's roll out Harvey for a bit eh? Katie Price celebrates son Harvey returning 'home' amid her 'mucky mansion' eviction | The Sun ..... and I'm sure that Harvey understood every word as he parroted his replies....
"Speaking to Harvey on an Instagram video, Katie said: "You've been with mummy for two weeks now, and you're going back to college, aren't you?" Harvey replied: "Yes." Katie continued: "And then in three months, we're going to find you a new college nearer mummy, aren't we?" She added: "We've got to find one so you're closer to home because you miss mummy, and West Sussex won't fund you to go to your current one because they have to fund you to go somewhere closer." So its West Sussex Health Authority's fault then eh skank?? https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27926143/katie-price-harvey-returning-home-eviction/
* Also note that H did not get to attend his "Doctor's Retirement ceremony" that was so vitally important to him because by then Mummy had no need of the excuse to ditch Court to accompany him
17.5.24 - Heres H wheeled-out again to glorify Mummy, she who indulges him for a quiet life on the odd occasion he's actually with her by giving him whatever he wants to eat - even though he is vastly OBESE already.
Thats what makes Grate Mummy it seems, you know, one who is always screeching that her son is very ill, that he's got a massive food addiction which is caused by An Illness, this illness that is hurting his body - and yet this stupid mare buys her son cakes to make him more manageable for HER! Yeah she's a Grate Mummy alright

Those Poor Kids and "Crooly Mum-Shamed" -
* Note the complete and utter lack of pictures, video footage or even mentions of J&B since they were rescued from it a few weeks ago now. Be happy kids ♥
18.5.24 - this shows how much of "My world" those children really are. This is taken from the Mail's drone footage of all the crap lying about the place as it heads towards eviction - a photograph of the children with K is slung on the pile with the rest of her rubbish -safe to bet theres none of the million foters of MEEEEEE amongst it all.

20.5.24 - this video alone demonstrates exactly WHY skank has finally lost J&B. Seeing this performance in front of vulnerable H who stands there twirling a coathanger (as he has been seen to do previously when over-stressed), well you can see why its been deemed a Truly Appalling Shite Muvva by the High Court.
https://media2.tattle.life/data/video/2945/2945609-2504c0806a34c91a16c5ff38bb80fbb6.mp4
21.5.24 - heres a snippet from an article about Pete this week that puts the kibosh on skank's claims that she has "ALL five kids living with MEEEEEEEEEE!"


Fwends! Woo Hoo! -
13.5.24 - hardly surprising when these two scumbags have so much in common
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13395339/Inside-Katie-Price-Kerry-Katonas-long-standing-friendship-pair-reunite-panto-went-BBFs-jungle-bitter-rivals-teenage-daughters-brought-together.html
But look at this little number they added in about SB
If you examine this BS you will realise that this is just another of her cronies lying for her - why on earth would Kerry Katona be looking after Princess in 2020 while Harvey was in hospital? PRINCESS WOULD HAVE BEEN AT HOME WITH HER DAD, where she always is!!!!! AND no charges were brought against SB either!! LIES!!

Only Grans and Suchlike -
16.5.24 - OMFG! Be warned! The thing is plannng to share her "seksiness" with the world again - whether they like it or not!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27944126/katie-price-nude-lad-mag/ Does anybody REALLY want to see the state of this raddled old thing totally naked?

The Media Sticking It To Her - just remember, the media created her ... the media will destroy her ... tick tock
12.5.24 - The Sun here reporting that skank has debunked to the IoW. Are we taking bets that there will be some sort of a crisis that means she will be unable to get back for Court in Tuesday? Naturellement we are!!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27866055/katie-price-flees-mucky-mansion-family-eviction/
However they aren’t running with Edna’s “Not being evicted” story like the Mail are, in fact they seem convinced she’s on her way out with her bags, crap furniture and shipping containers full of garbage
"KATIE Price has revealed she is on her way to Isle of Wight to spend time with her family after being dealt a huge blow about her home. The 45-year-old shared a picture of herself on a ferry after it was revealed she has been served with an eviction notice for her Mucky Mansion home.
Time to move on -Yesterday The Sun told how double-bankrupt Katie will be kicked out of her dilapidated nine-bed family pile on May 29.An eviction notice is said to have been pinned to a fence outside her 8,000 square foot Horsham pile.The letter, seen by The Sun, reads: “The court has issued a warrant or writ for the possession of the above property (land) at the request of the claimant.
“A warrant gives a county court bailiff the authority to evict you and hand over possession to the claimant.”
It was issued on April 24 and claims all occupants will be evicted at 10am on May ...... " So the Sun & Mirror both bought this letter eh?
* www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27859967/katie-price-breaks-silence-mucky-mansion-eviction-notice-instagram/
Also they note her being involved with promoting some dodgy App encouraging the braindeads to participate but using it as a vehicle to re-show loads of other old articles about the thing, each with the addition of updates about current events LOL
13.5.24 - https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/katie-price-launches-police-investigation-32790878 Yes here she goes again - no doubt The Sweeney are hot on the tail of these fiends infiltrating her Post Boc yet again!
* They sure are putting in the spadework these days ! LOL
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27890743/katie-price-caravan-evicted-mucky-mansion/
14.5.24 - Even her previous boot-lickers are getting in on the action now! https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/katie-price-moving-caravan--32800330 Yes even OKrap are printing pictures of her eviction notices and telling all about her being slung out finally !!
15.5.24 - The Sun are also ripping into her on SMs https://tattle.life/attachments/thesun-jpg.2936216/
16.5.24 - Apart from the silly idea of it slumming-it in a caravan the rest is pretty much spot-on https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-prices-reduced-life-now-32819303
17.5.24 - the Sun again, this time an article about "Celebs" flogging their old clothes on Vinted and Deeplop. Well guess who pops up?? They make a few snidey comments though as anticipated
Paying high Price
Most of us could do with a little bit of extra cash right now - especially bankrupt Katie Price who's facing eviction from her Mucky Mansion. The former glamour model has been on second-hand sites for a few years now, flogging creased PJs with her name for a tenner on Depop, worn socks for £50, as well as old bras for £200. Even some of her former boyfriend's, Carl Woods', garments are thought to be on the platform, as fans spotted a used Burberry men's shirt for £50.



Katie's Depop reportedly made a staggering £2.5k in just five days; According to the description online, the worn shirt is in good condition, however it has two buttons missing on the main front section and also on the cuff. In a desperate bid to rid herself of the item for good, the mum-of-five is not offering any refunds or returns for the garments - and reportedly made a staggering £2.5k in just five days"
* Oh The Sun are really gunning for it now to the degree she must bitterly regret the day she called them "Liars!" for making up the entire Slapgate Saga because she never said any such things! . They have been patiently waiting for The Chance to get the thing and here we are with them sending a drone over to record the state of the place. Oh Skank you really shouldn’t have crossed them should you because actually you didn’t just bite the hand that feeds, you cut their hand off??!! Now you've found out the hard way that you don’t do that to the empire that is the Murdoch Media & they want revenge on you now - it’s payback time. What a truly brilliant businesswoman you are This episode records the absolutely filthy, disgusting, squalid hovel that skank has turned that once lovely house into, so let's hope the people who own that rental are taking note before they hand the keys over to it. www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27973951/katie-price-mucky-mansion-filthiest-rubbish-eviction/

"Now new snaps show the former glamour model's garden strewn with piles of rubbish and old furniture.
The debris sits on muddy ground surrounded by overgrown bushes, next to a fleet of vehicles including her infamous pink Range Rover. Katie's Mucky Mansion has been a bomb site for years having been burgled, flooded, and fallen prey to an overflowing septic tank."
They have not acknowledged that all this is All The Fawlt of Men though - how very lax of them!
* And in response to the drones photographing her heaps of crap strewn about the place and questions being asked HERE about the containers full of her valuable treasures - voilà!
* Yet more of it from The Sun, now they're showing the stuff that she insists "She's NOT selling because she's NOT being evicted"
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/27980856/katie-price-selling-mucky-mansion-items-facebook/
20.5.24 - The Mail jumps onto the bandwagon - note the "Yard sale" nonsense put in brackets
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13437755/Katie-Price-reveals-having-yard-sale-starts-clearing-Mucky-Mansion-despite-insisting-home-isnt-repossessed-served-eviction-notices.html