Downthread: Party costume list.
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*I found this on Facebook, sums it up so far*
A quick recap for anybody who hasn't been following or just wants to see how absolutely crazy this case/group is:
Jay goes missing. There's a possible sighting of him, admin in the official group says the family are asleep so she'll pass the info on in the morning. Luckily, Lucy goes to check it out, even though the person was wearing the wrong clothes. 3 days in, it's established what he was actually wearing.
He's either stolen a watch, stolen or lost a bag of drugs, fallen victim to organ trafficking, slipped into a ravine on the run from Moroccans/the Spanish Mafia or he's stuck to a cactus. Either way, Debbie's not looking for him, she's just had her nails done. Let's take a mahoosive speaker into the mountains and play some rave music to guide him out and leave a trail of water bottles and power banks for him!
Someone in a wheelchair offers to do wheelies up the mountain looking for him, a woman also offers up her labrador with a sensitive nose to help sniff him out, someone else is panicking he may not know he's missing and has joined the search party to look for himself. But, nobody panic, he's actually due to be the bombshell arrival in
Love Island.
Debbie is the Sister of Karen Matthews, how do you say "check under the divan bed" in Spanish?
Has anybody checked Aldi's middle aisle? Fritzl's basement? or rang his phone? Failing that, some dinosaur sized bird of prey might have snatched him up and flown off with him? It happened to Betty's, auntie's, neighbour's chihuahua after all!
Lucy is outed as Pablo Escabars niece, Brad's hiding behind his Mummy, Brandon has disappeared, the 2 men Jay was last with have been allowed to leave, B&B owner says she seen him going the wrong way but drove past him instead of telling him so. Everybody's analysing the photo on the steps because there's a blanket with 3 or 4 feet, along with Debbie's body language, they're all suspicious of every single white car on the live cams and someone mistakes a woman standing on a crab for Jay being st*bbed on the beach and either bundled onto a boat or dumped in the water.
Someone's worried he may have made his way home and be locked out cuz his Mum's in Tenerife, if so, he can't even wait in the neighbours house cuz his entire hometown has been flown out by Debbie, courtesy of the go fund me money. (Except Auntie Hilda who was a fiver short for her flight out cuz Jonathan wanted his donation refunded when he realised it wasn't a subscription to the case files. Auntie Hilda is now sat at home, depressed and listening to Jess Glynne's "hold my hand" on repeat.)
Jay's still missing. Lucy's got nits.
The armchair detectives are arguing amongst themselves about where the go fund me money is going, who out the friends knows more than they're letting on, the Tik Tokkers are either "doing it for clout" or doing more than the Parents and the population of Lancashire who are all supposed to be helping search but instead are sunning themselves round the pool and rinsing the all inclusive bar. Some are still banging on about the beach footage that's been debunked 37893 times. Jay's in a bar watching the footy.
Someone called Pippa makes an appearance, throwing spanners in the works, left, right and centre. She's thought to be Lucy but is later outed as being the kid who claimed she was Madeline McCann. Tik Tok apparently now gets major updates before the mainstream media. Signs of life in a ravine indicate Jay's surviving on plants and rain water and possibly wearing women's clothes.
Some investigator nips out to tenerife and reckons he'll have answers in 3 days. Everybody's trying to work out who Johnny Vegas is. The mediums reckon Jay's being held hostage by an elderly couple in a farm waiting for a reward, he's also face down in water, "below but not under", can hear people looking for him and thinks he's alive. Go fund me stand their ground on not allowing funds raised to be used as reward/ransom. Warren would give the steep ravines a bash if he had ropes and wasn't wearing Adidas sliders.
The family update about the go fund me money but fail to ask for volunteers for a search. Paul Arnott wants taking off the list cuz it's all a PR stunt. The official search is called off a day later. Debbie tells a reporter "it's a mystery", like she's talking about the teaspoons in her house going walkies, rather than her Son disappearing off the face of the earth. She'll be back the Police station, "if they ask her to". Tik Tokker Cal hasn't had a penny from the family, but they did contribute to his flights and accommodation so he's going home.
A lady pipes up with co-ordinates of a specific Aloe Vera plant that needs checking incase Jay went looking for it to soothe his sunburn, however he probably didn't make it to the plant because upon hearing there was a missing lad in the mountains, migrating goats swam over from mainland Spain and bumped him off/ate him. Someone else is arguing with herself in the comments, (luckily it's deleted before she hurts herself,) a potato with massive eyebrows and industrial road sweeper eyelashes, is calling everybody "p3do's", everybody else is convinced random rocks are bodies. Jay didn't actually exist, he was AI, and there's a German loose in the mountains with a meat mincer.
Down the Rapids makes a quick video to show that the B&B doesn't actually have a doorbell so Ayub needs his hearing checked. Pedro's gone on holiday so Paul's gone AWOL whilst he finds somewhere else to stay. Absolute madness guys! England qualify for the final of the Euro's, much to the disappointment of the guy that wanted them called off so Jay didn't miss out.
Lucy's in Lanzarote or Ibiza or the UK, Brad's flown home cuz his girlfriends about to drop a baby and thankfully he's taken Rach Harg and her internet muscles with him. (Hopefully that's the end of her threatening to have people sacked for questioning her narrative!) Dodgey Hodgey's still nowhere to be seen or heard from, but one of his legs looks considerably bigger than the other, so "maybe he's eaten Jay?" If we post it 3874622 times, we'll manifest the winner of the Euros getting to keep Jay.
The goats have now swam to Bristol with suitcases strapped to their back with Jay's body in and left them on a bridge when the divvies could have just left them in the sea. A man who arrived to meet the goats by taxi, shouts something in Spanish and sparks a UK manhunt. Now the British Police are delayed getting out to Tenerife to look for Jay until they find this mystery Spanish guy, who could possibly be Pedro on his jollybobs!
Jay's still missing. Lucy still shifts bricks for El Chappo. People have absolutely lost the plot, tin foil hat sales have soared and now you can't just click a button to leave the group, you have to announce it first.
The person who started a petition for the go fund me to be shut down, is now petitioning for a song released on Spotify, 2 days before Jay went missing, predicting his disappearance, to be the Christmas No.1!
"AUTO GLASS REPAIR......"
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PARTY LIST created by (get well soon) @LoopyHoopy71
QR CODE AT THE DOOR OR NO ENTRY
1 Costume per person no diva changes - yer no Beyonce or Paris Hilton.
(again correct me if I'm wrong with any)
1% Battery Life - JSquared
1969 Chevrolet Impaler – Error404
3 legged dog - Lucozadelover
AirBnB – MangoMiss
AirBnB Door Buzzer – Angryb1tch
AirBnB Pot Plant on the Steps - Atomic
An Adidas slider - rach8456
Angles (possibly multiple openings) -
- DontQuoteMe
- CrazyGiraffe Lady
Autoglass Repair Guy – Turmeric123
Autoglass Repair Van - Chipsandcheese
Ayub - Catnapqueen
Ayub’s lips and teeth – Jusa
Ayub's soft whispery voice - PiefaceG
Back of Lucy’s Head - Lalalemon
Badger – hogwartsgraduate
Bag of Weed - Muchbee
Bear Grylls with foraged aloe Vera – nottonightbabe
Big Love guys, big love guys, big love - lilykestrel
Brad –
FREE
Brandon Moobs - SnoopySnooper86
Breaking News - puddleduck
Broken Sunglasses – investigate21
Bungle - Sunday Girl
Bungled in to the car - mutleypaws
Burps – Give Me Strength
Bus Stop - redgirl81
Bus that didn’t turn up - Sam5262
Cactus that attacked DTR – I’mThankyou_
Cactus with a few missing spikes – shesaidwhat
Cans of Fizzy Pop - probecco
Cheese and pineapple hedgehog - Sal Monella
ChristopherTenerife – It Works If You Work
Cigarette Butt outside the AirBnB – LoopyHoopy71
Complete and Utter Confusion – RuEvenReal
Crab – JombleWomble
Crazy psychics that can “sense” where Jay is – Scar14
CrazyGiraffeLady
Crow - PixieMum
Darren ADMIN – GlitterFluff
Debbie – iammyaj
Debbie-t card with 50k on it – Lucyxxxx
Debbie’s Fringe – Brian Butterfield
Debbie School Finance Officer's petty cash tin - VeeJayBee
Delia Smith (Where are you) – soupmodel
Dictionary for illiterate Facebook armchair detectives – Snoopylou
Dog that attacked DTR – hayleybaby
Domino-hoo-hoo - Emlou80
Double D - meehee69
Drug dealer man bag – LividLalji
DTR –
FREE
DTR Big Sick – gigilouxx
DTR's Backpack - Charlied0106
DTR’s Blisters –
FREE
DTR's Imaginary Pap - ScotchMist
DTR’s Ropes – Foxasaurus
DTRs 90s Nokia phone that he 'lost'- cycleon
DTR's Biscuits -
FREE
Eagle - Bluenose70
GFM – GlitterGirlie
Giant cheque from GFM – anniemouse
Giant Orange Acrylic Nail - thomasthetank82
Gurkhas –
FREE
Hayley's eyebrows - jackolantern
Innocent cactus avoiding the saga and enjoying the sun - wideopenspace
Interpol - MrsMushroom
Irish Guard - The Devils Arse
Jay - Yabbadabba2
Jay’s Trainers – DIDDLY1
Jay‘s Dad’s Gary Glitter tattoo - Sertraline Queen
Jay's Dad's (aka Shaun Ryder) bucket hat – badirene
Jeremy Vine singing Autoglass Repair as I arrive – Leo100
Johnny Vegas - Sloth
Journalist/island from jurassic park - Justhereforthegossip1
Keane Mulready woods with flip flops - swipeup25
Knockoff Armani Man Bag - veevee04
Labrador - yagirlmiley
Language Barrier - Camping Mat
Looky Looky Man in the back - Katkitkat
Lucy –
FREE
Lucy’s Back Mole –
FREE
Lucymae new passport - Meehee69
Machete - Mycatismad
Maddie McCann - ReadTheTea
Mafia - Nixxs
Mark Williams Thomas -
FREE
Melania's disappointment - Amoo
Missing Cocaine – gigilouxx
Mobility Scooter – Blue1989
Moroccan gangsta costume - TheArtisticMouse
Mountain Goat – Summer80
Mysterious White car – dressinggownofdoom
Nail Tech Lady – pommynoir
Ofelia (last person to see Jay) – Pavement1979
Orca Whale – usefullyuseless
Pedro the Mayor –
FREE
Pinged - NitrousOxide
Pippa - Here2BNosey
Plug Emoji - elevatordomino
Police Scotland - blonde_ambition_
Pom Bear (running away from my fella who will be dressed as an incompetent hiker guys) - moreanimalsplease1
Pregnant Lucy - hawtea2
Price is Right – Boo Who Dicca
Rach – meangirl815
Rachel's disapproving pouty lips - Caca milis
Raving Jay Pre Mosca - Scuttler
Red Herring - OhFFS
Rescued missing UK hiker who didn’t actually need rescuing – Sonz1981
Rizzla's for the weed - Rolandtherat
RoadGran - Maleficent50
Red Herring - Cady1954
Rolex – KatLit
Salad - lyndseyross115
Saul Goodman - iknownothing1
School Finance Officer Deb's petty cash tin - VeeJayBee
Scottish Mountain Rescue – Mushy
Search and Rescue XL bullies – Ubu1uk
Shakin Stevens with my green door - officedoor123
Shark – Hollaaa
SIM Cards (Multiple openings) –
- Justherefortittle
- CrazyGiraffeLady
Slutty Nemo clown fish - Reversible-Octopus
Snapchat –
FREE
Snickers Chocolate Bar – bluecups
Submarine – Anotherdayanotherwalk
Tenerife witches - WinterSolstice
The Blanket - griftalo
The Boat ‘Maruba’ –
The Mountain - cushtybert
The Phone Charger - craftingfroze
The Real Del Mac -
The shit that his mum and friends clearly do not give - elevatordomino
The Thumb but who’s Thumb - artisticgoat
The Truth – Jajkui
Two Pence Piece (Two Penneth) – Scrambledbegs
Uncle Glen -
FREE
Veronica's strip – Pissmist
Warren (Jay’s Dad) – DrMeredithGrey
Warren’s Hiking Boots he can’t afford - Whazgoinin
Warrens beer gut – TC14
Warren's Gary Glitter Tattoo - Sertraline Queen
Warren's Weird Looking Knee - prozacprincess
Whispa Bar - LouBug19
Winnie the Pooh -
FREE
Zac –
FREE