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    03/02/24
    Hardly a 'budget' list Sophie when a Dior Lip Oil costs £32 and the list is well over £200+ 🙄
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18273806

    Nasty. 🤢
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    He's now added TV Presenter alongside Actor! The utter delusion! 😂
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    Here we go again! Well, he's not actually growing is he? He's always eating and glued to the TV, he has no manners, he can't talk yet, he still wears a nappy, you dress him like a tramp, he has a birds nest hair-do and still has a baby bottle. Why filter the child? We would call that stunted growth! 💯
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    Another pathetic TikTok. Work? Don't make us laugh! You mean DIGITAL BEGGING!
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18274144

    Jake, if you are going to write a fake message to yourself and pretend it's from a follower, you don't include words that YOU SAY ALL THE TIME!! You're fooling nobody 'brother'. 'Peace'. 🤡
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    Oh dear, will he be 'singing'...? Poor bastards. 😂
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    Honestly, is she on drugs or having a breakdown? 🤪

    Last night Sophie thought somebody had broken in and locked themselves in the bathroom. Why would a burglar break in and then lock themselves in a bathroom? She woke in the middle of the night and went to the toilet but couldn't get in. She then messaged her sister who lives in America (why - what could she do being thousands of miles away ffs? 🤡), she pondered about phoning 999 🤡, messaged Jake who was 'asleep', then called her neighbours who apparently came over at 1am. How did the neighbour get into the bathroom if it was locked from inside then?

    "Jake said this has happened before". Really?

    We don't believe one word of this bizarre, bullshit story. Is this an attempt to get back on a Ghost programme or is it a blatant beg for a home security system? This only reminds us of RatGate in Portugal.

    IT NEVER HAPPENED. 💯
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18263020

    We were thinking more of a microscope!
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    So he went to Karen's Diner with some of the cast. That's the restaurant where the staff are verbally abusive to you!! He really won't be able to take that will he? I hope they started on his teeth and syrup and some of the staff were Tattlers! 😂 Even sadder, he started following the waiter, who makes no mention of his profession on there, so Jake must have actually asked for his Instagram name so he could follow him!
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18264211

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    04/02/24
    Wow, what a "hard-working martyr". 🙄
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    Well this cements the fact their "marriage" is a complete farce surely? The "beloved, hard-working husband" is finally back home and she's on a mission to find a travel pillow with the prodigal son!

    She must have such a hectic schedule during the week that she has to fill her Sunday with this! 🙄
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18271695

    Are we missing something with this utterly painful Sky ad? Why was he showing himself cooking a random meal for himself then watching TV in bed with his 'wife' looking like they are brother and sister? He even 'liked' the post! 😂
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18275275

    What an utterly rude, feral brat. 🤢
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18275318

    Apparently Leo is saying "I love you daddy" but you can't understand a word of it. It's almost like one of the old kung fu films with a voice over and extra mouth movement! 😂
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18277639

    05/02/24
    Right, so let's dissect this STORY THAT NEVER HAPPENED. That's two STORIES THAT NEVER HAPPENED in just over a couple of days! One from her, now one from him.

    First of all at the age of nearly THREE, you would take your child back to bed as most people have a thing called WORK and need their sleep. At 3yrs old, the child should be in a strict routine anyway and not feel the need to get up.

    So he "had a foot in his face and about twelve teddies next to me and 3 inches of room in a bed big enough for five people". 🙄 So what, did Leo have a wheelbarrow to transport all these teddies from his room to their bedroom or was it a van? 😂 Does Leo even possess 12 teddies? 😂 Their bed is not big enough to sleep five people ffs! I know they're both built like matchsticks but seriously? 🙄

    "Must have sleepwalked into Leo's bed with my feet hanging off the end". So even though you were SLEEPWALKING, YOU STILL REMEMBERED TO PICK YOUR PHONE UP AND TAKE IT WITH YOU? Your feet wouldn't be able to "hang off the bed" either because of the design of the bed.

    YET ANOTHER BULLSHIT STORY! WE VERY MUCH DOUBT YOU AND YOUR BEARD EVEN SLEEP TOGETHER NOWADAYS! 🌈
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    Leo's bed.
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    Yet another awful Hello Fresh advert which looks revolting. What's with all the grease on her face? 🤢
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    Another reel by Sophie that spectacularly bombed! This time dressing Leo and encouraging to make him give a 'twirl'. Shouldn't this child be dressing himself by now at the age of nearly 3yrs old and what a ridiculous place to stand with your back to the top of a staircase. What an utter dimwit this woman is! 🤡
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18299381

    06/02/24
    And everybody needs to know this because...?
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    Now doing an aff link for her nasty trainers! "I usually size down in trainers". What, to a size 12? 😂
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    Our condolences go out to the poor person who had to deal with Sophie's huge trotters today. 🤢 No wonder the bowl is so huge!
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    Pure, unadulterated begging. This digital beggar has no shame whatsoever! 🤬
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    Not a very bright idea was it Lisa to broadcast to the world your address on the envelope for your birthday flowers? Just as well you caught up with Tattle and took the story down! Happy 108th Birthday you vile old witch. 🤢
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    Completely away with the fairies as usual poor child.
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18299034

    Such a hardworking martyr. 🙄
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    One of the Fakeys found an article from Grimsby Live Online about why Lisa, Jake's mother, never changed her surname Quickenden to her new husband Matt's surname when she re-married. They had been together for 19/20 years and apparently she 'made a promise to Oliver that she wouldn't change her surname'. Oliver said "I don't want you to have a different surname to me. Can't Matt change his surname?" So Lisa never changed her surname when she married Matt and kept Quickenden. "I think he's OK with that". *referring to Matt. Downright disrespectful to him by all accounts. You can almost imagine Jake being the one to kick off about it. Did he even go to the wedding? 🤔
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    Repeating the audiobook ad that she'd already done. 🙄 Psychology books? 😂
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    On the beg again, this time for branding. We highly doubt there's anything in that 'overthinking' head of yours. What are you branding? DESPERATION. 🤡
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    07/02/24
    Again, what even is this child saying and he's not helping by spouting gibberish. 💯
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18305645

    We were thinking more 87yrs old!
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    He had an epiphany. "Instead of complaining what you haven't got, you should be grateful for what you have got. Instead of always wanting more, just look at what you have got and I can guarantee, it's a lot more than most people. I was just thinking this when I was actually having a poo at the gym". 🙄

    What an utter disingenuous, lying prick. 💯
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18309471

    The 'TV Presenter' doing a job nobody else wants in a manky looking corridor, nearly knocking himself out with his hands and looking an utter prize prick as per!
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18310698

    You want to watch out for the big red flags Sophie. Your 'husband' is the largest red flag going! 🌈
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    08/02/24
    Another ad that's being repeated. The absolute state of those pancakes. They're utterly burnt. 🤢
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18318335

    What the hell is BRAIMSTORMING? 🤡
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    After it was discussed on here about how old Sophie looks for only 31yrs old and the state of her hair, she sent herself these comments pretending it was from her followers! 😂 Hi Sophie! 👋
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    This was found on X about the brand of CBD Oil & Gummies Jake always advertises!
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    09/02/24
    You know you've finally reached the end of the road when you feel the need to do an aff link for Travel Pillows!! 😂
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18330141

    Ooh, he's got a gig in the summer. It's not quite Glastonbury but it's a job for a few hours and resembles a summer fete. Previous headline stars to the annual event include Ray Quinn, comedian Tommy Cannon and star band of the 70's Showaddywaddy! 😂
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    Now we know why Chris Hughes visited him the other week. It was for this cringeworthy ad. 🤢
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18330154

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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18330682

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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18333921

    10/02/24
    Overlooked for Loose Men yet again! 😂
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    At home filming Leo with more filters put on the child. He has a 'sniffle' and feels 1/10 but still manages to sit there topless and film himself sneeze. 🙄
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18341224

    The way he talks it's like he's been fighting on the front line ffs. 🙄
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    Honestly, you wouldn't think this prick was 36yrs old this year the way he's carrying on. Even getting somebody to take this pathetic photo of him. 🙄
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    Sophie's on the beg yet again for kids' clothing as it's all "so expensive". Nobody wants a 'life update' either because you've been quiet. She's probably been quiet because her ex and his new wife are expecting a baby boy this June. How can you not have any food indoors when you are at home all week? What are you even doing? You can still go to the gym though. 🙄
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18342695

    11/02/24
    Honestly disgusting and completely unfunny putting a make-up filter on that child and talking about cigarettes and alcohol. That child standing up on that island yet again. Just look at his nappy, it's near bursting point - as well as his swollen stomach. She's just as bad. What even is she doing with that drinks bottle stuck to her forehead and he's spitting water out into a mug. They're not even trying to potty train that child yet are they? 🤬
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    Just look at that child's nappy and standing on the kitchen island again. 🤬
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    Sophie putting a bottle to her forehead and him spitting water out. 🙄
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18350886

    Jake being driven about as usual still wallowing about his little 'sniffle' going on yet another 'free' day out and making sure they document on Instagram the 'family image'.
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18351205

    Repeating the Hello Fresh ad yet again to make herself look busy. 🙄
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    Lisa (Jake's mum) in her new light therapy mask. What an improvement that is!
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    Doesn't Jake do anything without a phone in his hand? Leo without a swimming nappy or armbands on and Sophie looking as gormless as ever. Why not start potty training this child? So much for their 'colds'.
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18352641

    Honestly pathetic.
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    Oh look, another food post. 🙄 It looks like dog shit. 🤢 Cooking without a top on - how disgusting and shame he didn't burn himself. They've got brandy in the house - he said he doesn't drink....? 🍷🍷
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    12/02/24
    Ooh look at me, I'm appearing on Lorraine all week for a competition giveaway. Win a camper van and £40,000 GRAND! I think you meant £40,000 POUNDS or FORTY GRAND! 🤡
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18358916

    Possibly the most embarrassing, saddest thing we've ever seen. Jake watching himself on TV, videoing it and broadcasting it on Instagram. What an utter bellend! 🤡
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18363126

    Nice scar that child has Sophie after he was rushed to A&E after he fell over outside Tesco. Maybe get his hair cut so he can see where he's going.
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    Three years old soon, still in nappies and with a baby's bottle. Why does he have to film things like this because it's utterly stomach churning. The eye-fucking is off-the-scale! 🤢
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18367137

    Yet another disgusting video that's not even remotely funny. Talking to a 3yr old about drinking alcohol, having a hangover and putting a make-up filter on you and your son. 🤬
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18378724

    13/02/24
    Oh look, wheeling Freddie out again for an ad - or is it? I'm sure the company aren't that desperate?
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18377884

    Possibly the campest Hello Fresh advert EVER!
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18379801

    Are you taking the piss? We've all seen it. 🥕 She obviously got paid to say that or she's had some real letdowns in the past. 😂
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    14/02/24
    A picture can speak a thousand words. Happy Valentine's Day! 😂
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    The unfiltered version! 😬
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    You couldn't get anymore fake than this picture. No chemistry, not relaxed, not even kissing each other properly and she's even got a 'pointy toe'. 😂
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    They're both not fooling people are they? He always has to bite back with a passive-aggressive reply.
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    After a long period of silence, Sophie posted this. She was probably told to post it! 💯
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    "Luff you lots". The meaning of "luff". 😂
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    So many things wrong with this. Firstly, why is a 35yr old man all over a 16yr old boy in the gym and secondly, why did Jake then feel it OK to post it on his stories? Then the post was mysteriously dirty-deleted. Shortly afterwards, Jake then follows a 17yr old male actor from Coronation Street. 😬
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    Weapons grade filters on this one! 😂
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    15/02/24
    When will your moaning about a tiny sniffle stop? 🙄
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    Is he alright because he doesn't look it. He looks and sounds like he's done a bit of sniff. ❄. What even is this? He's talking way too quickly but can't get his words out and his arms are completely out of control. What a painful watch. He is totally rubbish and looks like he's pranging out. 💯❄❄
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18398489

    And another one - this time about cigarettes - to a 3yr old. 🤬 What is even remotely funny about this? It wasn't funny the first time around and as usual, the narrative is being repeated to death. Whoever even finds this remotely funny is a vacuous moron. 🤬

    'You coughing? Right, I've told ya knock those cigs ont head. I know I brought you 200 Marlboro Lights back from Tenerife but you shouldn't be having them". Utter prick. 🤬
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18399859

    A Day In Life - we think you mean A Day In The Life Sophie. By the looks of it, you don't do very much and what's with the two coffees when Jake's never there?
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18401026

    16/02/24
    Rough as a badger's arse!
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    Feeling very sorry for himself again. 🙄
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    Another pointless fashion reel. Where are you wearing it Sophie - Tesco?
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    Yet another "giveaway". The sheer desperation.
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    Things must be desperate!
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    17/02/24
    A transition? Into what exactly, a man?
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    Yet another one. 😴😴 This time Leo is saying "shut up". Honestly, if you want an example of an unfit parent then you only need to look at this prick. 💯
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18423551

    18/02/24
    Yawn... 😴 He's so predictable. Sophie's away in the US visiting her sister and now he's "ill". Let's remind ourselves that this is a grown-arse man and a 'father of two' posing for this pathetic selfie. 😬
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    Oh just get a grip ffs. What an utterly pathetic specimen of a 'man'. It's a sniffle, get over it.
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18430204

    Another pointless reel from Sophie that Jake also shared. Can't those kids do anything without getting filmed?
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-96-hello-id-like-to-file-for-a-divorce-please-my-husband-is-a-gayboi-cock-tease.44021/post-18430357

    Sitting at home all on his lonesome, his family on holiday and he's asking strangers on the internet for film recommendations. 😬
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    19/02/24
    Sophie posted another fashion reel which yet again was utterly cringeworthy. She titled it "My Purchases As Requested". NOBODY REQUESTED THEM! The winners of her Secret Draw were both private accounts and Jake even follows one of them!
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    20/02/24
    Don't brace yourselves too much Glasgow as Sicknote has done it again. He's thrown yet another sickie - is he filming for Masterchef like we are suspecting - hence all the cooking posts lately?!! 🧐
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    Lips like a baboon's arsehole. 🤢
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    And another one! Honestly this woman must play dress-up all day long. All hideous outfits worn once for a stupid reel and then returned.
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    Trust Jake to comment about phones being banned in schools seeing as he's so addicted to his. Obviously he didn't pay much attention at school himself spelling major as MAYJOR!! 🤡
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    21/02/24
    One of the Fakeys found this evidence that he has indeed thrown yet another sickie!!!
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    A cryptic quote from Sophie. Is it about her 'husband'...?
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    22/02/24
    Here we go again. A quote from Jake. 🙄
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    Sicknote Quickenden strikes again. (Comments on The Full Monty Instagram page).
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    We certainly hope that child is not on his own in that pool.... 🤬
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    The state of that poor child. Cut his hair and get him some clothes and trainers that actually fit. 🤬
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    Those beauty treatments really haven't done anything for her skin.
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    Does this mean he'll be AWOL from The Full Monty for two weeks to appear in Masterchef? If he is in the programme, he'll be receiving the standard fee of £12,000.
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    23/02/24
    On holiday and still doing #aff links. Considering she has already had 'lip blush' twice already (professionally) why is she promoting this? #desperate
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    Meanwhile, people really are pissed off about him not appearing this week at Glasgow on The Full Monty's Instagram page. We suspected long ago that he might be filming Masterchef instead.... 🤔
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    As beige as the background and almost blending in.
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    24/02/24
    Here he goes yet again. Using bad mental health for sympathy. He really is the most disgusting, insufferable cunt. 🤬
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    Then swiftly moves on to yet another attention-seeking post hoping to get the Tena Huns congratulating him about 'how brave he is'. All signs of his bad mental health conveniently forgotten about. He even tagged Beyoncé in his post. He's in the GYM. 🤬
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18548041

    Finally, Sicknote is in Glasgow for two shows after missing THE WHOLE WEEK! The Fakeys suspect he's been filming for Masterchef alongside other non-entities.
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18558986

    It really looks like he's been suffering with his mental health all week doesn't it? Lying scumbag. 🤬 He still manages to have the energy to put Neil Hurst down though by making a snide comment. What a prick. 🤬
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18559098

    The ego of this prick is off-the-scale. He really does think he's the star of the show! 🙄
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    Even whilst in America on holiday, Sophie is repeating an ad for a product that she's already done before to make herself look busy! 😂
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    That camel toe is not a good look. 🤢
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    Yet another one for lip blush! 🙄
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    25/02/24
    Well this post was quickly deleted as he tripped over his mental health lies mentioning "he had been filming different things over the past week". Tattle always keeps receipts though! 👍
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    Now he's done a stupid dancing reel. Amazing that the "struggling with his mental health" all week has conveniently disappeared.
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    ⬇VIDEO CLIP


    Does he want a medal for doing some hoovering and asking whether a chicken is cooked to strangers on the internet? WTF. 🤡
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