15/01/24
One of the Fakeys found out that the sofas had been put up for sale on Facebook Marketplace for £250!! Judging by the state of them, they're fit for the skip!
Another Fakey also found out that these sofas were originally GIFTED!!! The greed of these two is disgraceful. Why not donate them to a charity? Answer: They haven't a charitable bone in their bodies.
16/01/24
A new low for Sophie. Filming herself cleaning and tidying-up.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-93-from-dying-follicles-to-healthy-testicles-fakeys-life-just-gets-more-unethical.43544/post-18054051
Gotcha! One of our eagle-eyed Fakeys found Jake boarding a plane to Edinburgh on Ugo Monye's stories! Was Jake in Dublin with him yesterday? That would mean he wasn't at home on Sophie's birthday and would make sense about his silence.
Jake has also binned off The Full Monty this week too.
Sophie yet again is putting a load of clothes up for sale on Vinted. She had put Leo's old books up for sale for a £1 each but after being mentioned on here, they were deleted! Pity she can't bag them up and donate them but she's far from charitable. We won't forget about her lies of donating to the food bank at Christmas.
17/01/24
Here we go! The grief thief strikes again. He's deliberately posted this knowing the fact he's been silent for a day. What about the brother you have who is still alive? You don't bother with him do you?
Honestly, this child's hair is disgusting. Get it cut! Also, don't compare this child's matted birds nest to dreadlocks. You have just insulted the whole Rastafarian community.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-93-from-dying-follicles-to-healthy-testicles-fakeys-life-just-gets-more-unethical.43544/post-18063702
An ad (pre-recorded because we found out Jake isn't there) for a protein shake and he has to get in on it with his terrible acting! An utterlly unprofessional advert with Sophie's irritating voice and tapping of her nails on the product!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-93-from-dying-follicles-to-healthy-testicles-fakeys-life-just-gets-more-unethical.43544/post-18065138
Oh Sophie, you delicate little flower!
This is getting interesting now! A Fakey found this on Facebook which is two days old confirming that he was definitely away in Dublin on Sophie's Birthday!
Now all the Tena huns are getting their knickers in a twist!
More comments on The Full Monty Instagram page!
A lunch date with Leo ended up with him tripping up and going to A&E. His hair was probably in his eyes.
Oh look, a humble post!
18/01/24
What a hideous outfit!
How disgusting.
It would be a different story if you were gifted it Sophie wouldn't it?
Sophie getting yet another lip blush treatment (top-up) even though she only had them done on 04/12/23. Really not a good look.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18091901
Meanwhile, Jake's stand-in is receiving rave reviews!
19/01/24
At long last, we have confirmation that he has been lying all along about the temperature of his so-called 'ice baths' which never have any ice in them and steam comes off the water! You only have to compare his reaction in this clip compared to the fake ones!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18086089
Getting in another 'Father of the Year' photo!
He's finally made it to Liverpool after binning The Full Monty off for another job and upsetting the 'Tena huns'.....!
"Good to be back"...? Don't lie. You binned it off for days this week for something else.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18094738
20/01/24
Trying to prove the cast mates like him. We won't forget your Secret Santa!
"Why does this child want to be cuddled all the time. You love a cuddle don't you?"
Leo: "Let me down".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18100683
How happy do they all look without Jake at home? She's literally a single mother at this point and would certainly be better off without that energy vampire.
Utterly disgusting. Laying down on a public toilet floor childishly joking about farts....
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18103350
HUGE TEA ALERT!
21/01/24
As if he hasn't watched this thousands of times by now...
More begging for a fight to Misfits Boxing. This will be Luis Pineda he's referring to who knocked his opponent right out of the ring last night. Begging to take on Pineda although he made excuses to take on Aaron from Geordie Shore.
Now he's pinned this to the top of his Instagram grid. Pure desperation.
"I've been quieter on social media over the last couple of months to protect my energy. Sometimes it can be a lot of pressure thinking of what to post and appearing upbeat. You put that on top of working away, being a dad, being a stepdad and being with Soph. ("being with Soph" but not being a 'husband' - afterthought right there).
Listen to the last bit how he snaps:
"I've not been crying, I've got moisturiser in my eyes".
Has Squidward stormed off out for the day with the boys? Has he been crying?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18109832
Meanwhile, Sophie and Leo are with her father watching Freddie play football. Funny how you NEVER see Jake with her family.....
Hi Jake! Answering Tattle back again eh? "He's SO well-mannered". Well, no he isn't if you have to keep on prompting him.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18111907
An ad for Tesco Mobile. Is there any such thing as a Ronan Keating fan?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18112404
Sophie Kasaei interviewed Jake for her podcast. We can't review it properly as nobody could stomach more than a few minutes!
⬇ VIDEO CLIP
22/01/24
Nearly 3yrs old and you can't understand a word Leo says. This child desperately needs speech therapy. They are literally sniping at each other but involving Leo. If you're not happy, split up for good. Sophie is not wearing her rings.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18120928
A blatant undeclared ad/gift. How has he managed to 'order' and allegedly pay for two pairs of Dunks when their website isn't even up and running yet and they only have 200 followers?
The Fakeys were questioning whether this photo was set up. Sophie is not wearing her rings for a start and why is she having a daytime nap when apparently 'she is SO busy, she needs a PA'.
Another song murdered! What song is this because you can't understand a word? Answers on a postcard please!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18131134
In this clip of Sophie running Jake to the airport, she looks utterly miserable. Also her rings are off!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18125624
"I don't like flying". Yes, it's that old chestnut again!
Oh dear, here we go again! He's dug out the 'troll' photo of Leo!
23/01/24
It's a Bingo! As mentioned on here, he has now done a story about Traitors. We really do need to stop giving him ideas! What the hell is going on with his syrup?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18131462
An interview with Robin Elliott Tonight. He's wearing the same clothes as he was wearing when one of our Fakeys spotted him boarding a plane when he went AWOL from The Full Monty for four days.
⬇ VIDEO CLIP
"I literally look like Lord Farquaad with my hair right now". Hi Sophie!! She goes on to say that she took Purdey to the vet and it didn't cost her anything. Obviously so dim that she doesn't understand how a Pet Plan works!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18136177
24/01/24
More attention-seeking walking around in shorts and begging to Misfits Boxing again. Strange how he turned down Aaron from Geordie Shore though.....
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18143635
He really does believe he's the star of the show doesn't he?
Well they're a waste of money Sophie unless they're for Jake to wear!
Of all the places Sophie could have set up the train track, she had to set it up right by the glass coffee table.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18146536
25/01/24
The obsession with Traitors continues although he's always late to the party. He couldn't even be bothered to mention it was The Full Monty's hundreth show and was the only cast member not to bother celebrating it.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18194552
Sophie wearing his jacket this morning. This just goes to show how puny Jake really must be!
Sophie even did a pizza tutorial!
26/01/24
So predictable! You weren't at home for five solid weeks at Christmas were you because it didn't stop you and Sophie going on an adults-only skiing trip did it?
Hold up, we've found the long-lost member of The Village People!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18194902
Wow, Leo really is a genius isn't he? Phoning you, calling you an elephant and then hanging up. Yeah, it's mental isn't it that he's 3yrs old in a month and still in nappies, still has daytime naps, never really walks anywhere, still has a bottle and cannot string a sentence together as he's so delayed but you won't do anything about it. It's also 'time FLIES'.
An ad for Mamas & Papas and what a ridiculous one at that! Leo is FAR TOO BIG for this pushchair! What on earth are Mamas & Papas doing? It'll be up for sale soon on Facebook Marketplace.
Lisa, Jake's disgusting mother, has put her foot yet again in her filthy mouth. She was talking about American Nightmare, which is a true story about kidnap and rape. What the poor woman went through was horrific but Lisa said it was worth watching FOR THE COMEDY VALUE! So not only is she a racist and mocks stroke victims, she now finds kidnap and rape 'comedic'. What a fucking vile bitch.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18195734
27/01/24
Sophie moaning about her car insurance increase. Well, let's face it, look at the money you waste mucking about with that face of yours! Welcome to the real world.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18196329
A strange choice of photo because it's The Harley Street Hospital but as you can read, Sophie is doing some blatant begging for the boys' birthdays. Buy your own balloons, cakes and presents you utter beg.
He honestly gets more ridiculous by the day!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18196152
An advert for Jet2. "I can't wait to go on my next family holiday with Soph and the kids". Don't make us laugh, you hate family holidays!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18183922
Would you like some hair with that?
A wig like an iced-gem!
28/01/24
Home time.
Wow! One of the Fakeys found this gem!
An ad for Audiobooks now as Sophie wants to get in her 10,000 a day. She can't be that busy then can she?
So happy to be back at home that he runs off to the gym straight away!
All Sophie seems to do is order clothes and tat online. We can see her having a huge shopping addiction because her marriage is a complete lie.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18189710
Announcing to Tattle that "I've actually got loads of good things coming up" and he has some 'presenting' next week.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18189760
The photoshopped abs are back!
Out for Sunday lunch but Sophie has a face like a slapped arse and her wedding and engagement rings are still missing. Has she pawned them?
What a ridiculous colour to get for a sofa with two kids?
Why would you get your child to say bumhole? He is utterly obsessed by them.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18194094
This has got to be the worst one yet!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-94-fakey-will-forever-be-tattles-puppet-as-well-as-a-manic-syrup-wearing-muppet.43708/post-18194225
29/01/24
Really? We highly doubt it!
So let's see how much work he has this week and whether there'll be a big announcement? Coming out maybe?
WTF...
We need this photo!
30/01/24
Looks like he's at Gwrych Castle, North Wales for his 'presenting' job. Honestly, the state of that syrup and fake tan/make-up!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18212003
Ooh, look who's liked a post on the Toupee Queen's Instagram page! Yes, it's none other but Sophie! She might help him wash and re-glue it!
Yet another grifted spa day for Sophie. What an utter beggar who obviously has no shame. This time she went with a friend and wore a bikini with her flaps out yet again. I hope paying customers complained. Who the hell wears something like that at a spa? Tramp.
Honestly, what a ridiculous pose. She looks just like her nickname Squidward!
What hideous feet.
Put it away ffs.
OH LOOK, THE RINGS ARE BACK ON AGAIN!
Sophie's 'English A Level' is working overtime again! It's L O S E you illiterate bitch.
31/01/24
Fair play to you Katy but we would have smashed his phone in his ugly face. Take the hint you utter prick and STOP FILMING PEOPLE!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18216816
So busy with 'presenting work' lined-up this week he's in Birmingham right now! Talk about big yourself up!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18225383
"We got a quick room together so we could chill. That's all we do you know". This is utterly stomach-churning. Two "men" in their mid-30's, Jake being the so-called "married" one. Sophie honestly must be a beard as the evidence is REALLY stacking up at this point.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18227687
01/02/24
"Keep on grinding baby!" Really? Watch his face at the end of the clip when he mentions going back home "to see the fam". He really hates being at home and it shows!
Definition of "grinding".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18234109
Watch out Mick!
Nobody wants you to share ANYTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. What exactly do you do all day apart from digital begging in your pathetic garden shed, failing your sons at every given opportunity and deluding yourself that you're in a 'happy and healthy marriage'..?
Now making a point out of waving your rings around again. You really are sad and pathetic.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18235822
Is this Brokeback Mountain?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18237092
More utter crap being put up for sale on Vinted, even a size 4 beige jacket? How emaciated is she? Oh look, the hideous Balenciaga boots are back!
Really? Now he's filming himself in a canoe ffs!
Homeless Ian Beale vibes!
An unknown blazer worn only a 'handle' of times!
Another awful fashion reel.
We see the 'A Level English' is working again! "... but sometimes wonder WEAR I'd ever wear the outfits..."
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18241617
Utterly tragic.
Strange how she's recommending hotels, apart from The Cave, that she's never been to. She must have started begging in preparation for when The Full Monty has the final week in Canterbury from 9-13th April.
An aff link for boxed hair dye with a ridiculous pout!!
02/02/24
In London with Ugo Monye to film for Greene King.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18273260
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-95-a-backstage-smooch-may-be-fakeys-big-outing-cue-more-of-flapzs-lip-blushed-pouting.43868/post-18249236
Such a hard-working martyr!
'White Dee' from Benefits Street fame meeting her 'humble' idol. Says it all really.
Why not donate them to a charity? Answer: They haven't a charitable bone in their bodies. 
