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23/12/23 (Continued)
The Lapland UK grifted trip.
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24/12/23
"A cinema trip to watch Wonka with this plonker". What a lovely way to talk to your wife, let alone on Christmas Eve!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-91-presenter-singer-artist-minger.43220/post-17816786
Running away to the gym on Christmas Eve afternoon!
25/12/23
Starting Christmas Day off with a grief thief post.
Completely ignoring Freddie again.
A definite improvement!
Another grief post.
Yet another hideous ring to add to his collection from Sophie. What did he buy her though...?
Boxing gloves from mummy dearest.
Filming Leo dangerously standing on the kitchen island again.
Seasoning a tiny joint to feed six people in his grifted Champneys robe!
Even getting in that bacteria-ridden garden tub. Thank God he didn't do a grief speech!
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26/12/23
You can add 'not doing those pathetic Peace signs at your age' to your list of New Year's Resolutions.
Oosh!
27/12/23
A trip to the Cave, which is well-known to be a grifter's paradise in the parasitic world of non-entities who think they are "celebrities".
They obviously couldn't get babysitters as the hotel is not child-friendly.
Funny how they decided to take pictures of the food here. We wanted to know whether that tiny joint fed them all on Christmas Day!
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The 'healthy testicles' comment. This person needs sectioning. WTF!
28/12/23
This morning we got a picture of toast. Yes, toast!
Put it away ffs.
Off to Howletts. They would have to have actually paid to get in there!
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Well, that's his dreams of 'presenting' this show down the drain!
29/12/23
What an utterly pathetic pose!
30/12/93
Wow! Within a blink of an eye he was off, away from his family yet again, to see Chris Hughes and started off his stories by taking the piss out of his hair in an old photo. Quite ironic when he has that awful syrup glued to his scalp and his son's mop needs a bloody good cut! Sophie meanwhile had taken the boys to see her family and he never went. They probably hate him.
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"I've made the wall!! I've made the wall". How utterly cringeworthy ffs.
Then he films himself putting logs on the fire to music. WTF?
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So, Jake wanted to debut with Misfits but it appears that they have given it to Chris Hughes instead. Is this why Chris is suffering his company? There's always a narrative with Jake as we know. You can see from the clip that
HE wants to get noticed because it's all about
ME, ME, ME!
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Meanwhile, one of Jake's mother's followers was very upset and triggered by her horrible remarks about the character Marlon in Emmerdale's stroke and contacted her about it. Her husband had suffered a stroke and was never the same again. As usual, just like her son, she got on the defensive.
This was not the first time she had taken the piss about the character's stroke as on the 22nd March 2022 she likened his droopy face to Quasimodo. Ignorant bitch. See below.
If these soaps help some people to recognise the signs of a stroke etc then they have raised awareness. Let's hope that you never experience a stroke Lisa you nasty, evil old bastard.
You certainly shouldn't be wearing a crucifix around your neck that's for sure. Karma awaits you.
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31/12/23
On a 'picturesque' walk with his 'bum chum'.
Jake: "You are a handsome man". Chris: "I suppose". WTAF?
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Accept constructive criticism.....!!!!! This will NEVER happen!!!!! This little precious snowflake attempted to dox a woman who was concerned for his weight and his block list is longer than The Great Wall of China because he can't take any truthful comments from anybody!!! He even came off Twitter too because he couldn't handle the truthful comments!!!
"You espouse such bravery, especially because we know your grief is still raw". Give it a rest. He hardly saw his dad while he was alive - hence the lack of photos. He ignored his brother when he was ill and also in hospital dying because X Factor and 'fame' was his priority.
The father passed in 2008.
The brother passed in 2012. Hardly "raw".
That's life. Deal with it like everybody else has to and maybe stop monetising their deaths you vile grief thief.
Still posting about Chris. Who films playing a board game. Sad prick.
Giving Leo a cup of vodka to pass to Jake (who said that he gave up alcohol). Great decision Sophie you utter thick twat.
Note the Prime placement and Sophie's extremely forced, fake laugh.
Yet another Prime placement. It's honestly pathetic!
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Making pasta on New Year's Eve. What's even sadder is they've edited this clip with music.
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In bed by 10pm!
01/01/24
Again, Leo's lack of speech is extremely concerning in this clip. They really need to stop filming him and seek professional help.
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Honestly, give it a rest ffs and get some counselling.
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Funny that he posted this because one of the Fakeys predicted this when he posted the story earlier! Hiya Fakey!
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Shame Leo didn't rip his syrup off.
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It's pretty much what everybody thinks as you cannot sing Jake. There's no way that child threw that. They are literally pathetic.
Jake: "Are you ready with the blanket Soph?"
Sophie: "Yes"
Jake: "Aaaaand ....... Action".
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At this point, he is trolling his own son. Leo can't talk.
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02/01/24
Good grief, what did he just say?
"Right, back here getting the wrist sorted. Ready to take heads off in 2024 with the main man. Here he is".
"You've got more handsome over Christmas haven't you?"
WTF!
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We can confirm that you can't sing for shit. Funny how Leo has done a 'wee in the potty' after we were only talking about it recently!
Also more clips showing how delayed Leo is.
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Another ad for Sophie but you may want to teach Leo how to hold a spoon as it's upside down!
The yoga obsession is back.
03/01/24
As predicted, they are going on an adults-only skiing trip. So much for him spending five full weeks with the children - in fact Leo went back to nursery yesterday!
Sophie went on to say they have got some 'amazing trips' this year. Soon forgot about the Food Bank donations didn't you?
Fakey came in dressed as a friend of Kevin & Perry's calling her out on her awful high-pitched, fake-arsed voice, her 'Hagrid hair' and her ear wax! This was followed by Sophie doing yet another fake-arsed laugh.
It must be tough living a lie eh? Pathetic.
Let the shitshow commence!
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Well, well, well, what a surprise! It turns out that Sophie is also a fake vegetarian - so that was all lies. Is there anything real and genuine in her life? Obviously not.
No wonder Leo is running into nursery. He probably can't wait to get away from his utterly shit parents and interact with somebody on a 1:1 basis, instead of having a phone shoved in front of him all day long.
Instead of going sofa shopping while Leo was at nursery, they decided to take him and use him for content. How sad your life must be setting up photos and filming in a furniture shop! We wonder when we will see the manky sofas on Facebook Marketplace?
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04/01/24
"One of my
goes for 2024".
Now she's filming herself in the gym on fast forward.
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Poor Tina Turner will be turning in her grave. He has absolutely murdered this song.
He sounds in pain. We know our ears are as they're bleeding. This is utterly horrific!
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Please make it stop. Not another one. Now he's murdering Adele's In the Dark. Help!
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So now he's saying that he was too skinny although at the time, when a woman who expressed concern for him about his weight, he went into one and he attempted to dox her and no doubt blocked her.
Seriously, SEVEN different skincare products in ONE night? No wonder you have spots!
05/01/24
Over the last 30 days, 2,400 followers have deserted him with 165 followers deserting him on the day of the singing videos. Says it all really!
Another new low - an advert for Hobbycraft!
Utterly embarrassing. Now begging for a fight!
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Somebody make him stop! Now he's murdering Tracy Chapman's 'Fast Car'.
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Now begging for likes and comments on his singing video. At least mummy is his no. 1 fan.
06/01/24
Just when we thought it was bad enough, he's posted one to TikTok. Please make it stop!
⬇VIDEO CLIP
Probably because your life is stuck on a loop day in, day out, trying but failing spectacularly!
Honestly STOP! It's beyond boring and utter torture. Our ears are bleeding.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-93-from-dying-follicles-to-healthy-testicles-fakeys-life-just-gets-more-unethical.43544/post-17955573
Highlights from the way he talks to his mother:-
"Also, can you wear socks when you come around my house because your feet are disgusting. They're like claws".
"Good job you've got those airbags".
Very weird way to talk to your mother.
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And as predicted, yet another stupid reel.
Directed to Matt - Stepfather.
"Are you going to do one mate?" *aims a kick in Matt's direction.
"I'll smash your face in". WTF....
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Separated at birth!
Yet another one.
This time to make it even worse he has his top off.
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07/01/24
Off they go again on yet another adults-only holiday.
And as predicted, the fake Gucci bag comes out!
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Oh please.
Utterly hideous.
So now he prefers 'doing something' in the snow than roasting himself in the sun.
Get a life Polly.
Even on holiday he can't help snapping back. Twat.
08/01/24
Another day and another ski outfit. Apparently there was a 'ketchup explosion' although he probably poured it down himself for attention.
When you have to put yourself on your Instagram stories facetiming your toddler to try and prove what a good dad you are, it actually shows the exact opposite. Good dads would be spending their time with their kid in person before ‘working’ away again, not pissing it up in another country on yet another adults- only trip. He’s had over 5 weeks off with one afternoon's ‘work’ in that time and you could count on one hand with fingers left over, how much time he’s bothered spending with him!
Then he’ll have the bloody cheek when he gets to Liverpool next week to start bleating on about how much he misses him.
It's not surprising Leo is covering his face with his hand when his selfish 'parents' pull stupid pouty faces like that.
Yet more screeching in a bar (although he doesn't drink
) trying to attract attention again. Everybody ignored him.
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Good grief. This is utterly pathetic.
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09/01/24
Making yet another spectacle of himself.
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Skiing topless in the snow. Beyond ridiculous and pathetic.
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Even doing an advert for protein bars whilst on holiday.
Apparently Sophie had packed them in the luggage so they could eat them.
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10/01/24
The last day today and the amount of filming they have done for reels has been ridiculous as always. Sophie was in her pyjamas by 8pm doing aff links for ski clothing and accessories and they had a pizza takeaway in bed.
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12/01/24
He's back with weapons grade filters and eye-fucking himself again.
He says to Leo "Who's your best mate?" but Leo is more engrossed in the TV as per. WTF is going on with that syrup?
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So, next time you'll take the boys with you then? We'll wait.
Playing 'Father of the Year' again.
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13/01/24
Aaron Chalmers (Geordie Shore) still really wants that fight! He also calls Jake out about the fact he's been involved in MMA for over two years. Yet another lie from Jake then as he said he'd never had anything to do with the sport until he started his training last year.
"I need a doctor". You certainly do for your social media addiction you prick.
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Tell us without telling us that you haven't got any work lined up at all after The Full Monty. Now he wants to do the New York Marathon in November. Just another excuse for yet another adults-only trip again.
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Sophie's first Get Ready With Me of the year and hopefully the last!
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Sophie asking for concealer recommendations.
Here's our recommendation. Just go to Screwfix.
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Topless cake making.
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They're really treating those boys. Yet another free afternoon at the woods.
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14/01/24
"Excuse me, are you a professional dancer?" Well, you're certainly not a professional singer that's for sure. Instead of filming your son the second you wake up, how about changing his sodden, saggy nappy first? Bit 'bunged up' aren't you this morning Jake? ❄
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Hark at him pretending he prefers the Golf to the Range Rover. Lying prick. We all remember that bit in the series about the Road to Oktagon (or whatever it was called) when Fakey said "Doesn't Paul drive a Lambo?" and one of the production crew told him Paul actually drives a McClaren. Fakey looked green with envy and spat out "Fucking hell, a MCCLAREN? Just for making people laugh?" He was so bitter about that, you could hear it in his voice.
Sophie is apparently separating the womenswear onto a different website from Bambi & Bear but she's said this before. All overpriced Ali Express crap and NOBODY ASKED YOU!
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We reckon that’s the last we’ll ever hear of her doing ‘womenswear’ .
Also there’s a high chance of her trying to do a website that requires a subscription at some stage in the future, like her mate's one. Imagine ‘Styling with Sophie’.
Let’s not forget how well her YouTube Channel worked out!
The begging for Gladiators has begun.
In your dreams bro!
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You are actually!
The "Genius" at football.
Another 'singing' video but nobody knew the song as nobody could understand him then Leo stopped it!
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"I don't like you" then Leo punches Jake right in the face". In the second clip, Leo punches him again! The first video has most definitely made The Hall of Fame for the Fakeys.
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15/01/24
It's Sophie's birthday today and Jake makes a grid post for her "Happy Birthday Wife". He's very, very quiet today. Is he even at home?
Today is also 'Blue Monday' but we've had absolutely nothing from the so-called 'Mental Health Campaigner' about it whatsoever!
Sophie later on posted her and Leo out on their own? Where was he? Today is Sophie's birthday after all!!