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22/07/23
So he's off again doing interviews about Strictly Come Dancing saying the only reason he hasn't been asked is because he did Dancing on Ice. Honestly, the delusion with him is real! Nothing to do with the fact that he's not popular enough, well-known enough or likeable enough to appear on a prime-time BBC programme. He can BEG all he wants - he won't ever get on it!
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/jake-quickenden-shares-strictlys-secret-30521389
23/07/23
So, Sophie's going to the USA on her own and he's dumping Leo at his mum's. She's hiding her face but you can see it still looks awful! He must be playing 'RaRa' again at Butlin's (The Masked Singer).
One of our eagle-eyed Fakeys found evidence that he was indeed playing 'RaRa' last night at Butlin's!
So now the Daily Star are also reporting that he told them he beat some decent TV actors for his role of Guy in The Full Monty. Plus he thinks he should be a Judge on the X Factor if it comes back ffs!
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/jake-quickendens-wife-bored-seeing-30521808?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target
24/07/23
After being RaRa at Butlin's the night before, he picked up the boys from Sophie's mum's. You could see the awkwardness in Freddie's face and body language by the door. He was later ignored and talked over when they visited Aldi. Poor kid.
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-76-hes-dressed-as-a-mozzy-looking-a-twat-shes-freddy-krueger-but-minus-the-hat.40633/post-16090495
As the 'Father of the Year' can't look after his own son, mummy had to do a 7hr+ round trip to collect Leo from Colchester as he is staying with her. He didn't even meet her half-way. Instead, he posted an 'anxiety' post before he went to the gym to eye-fuck himself some more! Maybe mummy was running late? Pathetic.
Meanwhile, in Portland, Maine USA.....
25/07/23
Child-free yet again and putting his priorities first - himself! We would hardly call you 'busy' though! Appearing on stage for three days at Butlin's once a day for five minutes dressed up as a dinosaur. It's also
QUIET not QUITE.
Yet another 'woe is me' post. Your wife has pissed off to America to hang out with people who could quite frankly pass off as her own children. You are travelling to different Butlin's to sing and dance dressed up as a dinosaur whilst you have dumped your son with your mother. Go and get a proper job. Stop pretending you and your wife can afford designer gear, stop begging for freebies and get a grip!
26/07/23
More rivetting content from Sophie who had a big night out on a pier dressed in what looked like a bedsheet! So far they have visited a Victorian Mansion, Museum of Art, a Fort, a Lighthouse, went to a Lobster Shack and been on a boat! Whoopee!!
Seriously, the 'Paid Partnership' should have been for Saga Holidays!
RaRa in action!
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-76-hes-dressed-as-a-mozzy-looking-a-twat-shes-freddy-krueger-but-minus-the-hat.40633/post-16111616
Another skin update (although nobody cares) and it still looks the same - awful.
Uncanny!
27/07/23
Staying at mummy's now. This 'father' has never looked after his own child overnight once! Leo looks so much better in colourful clothes, courtesy of Nanny, as Jake couldn't even pack a correct bag for him.
Today, Sophie is in Detroit! Stay tuned for more rivetting content!
28/07/23
So apparently this morning he had 'pink eye'.
Leo sitting dangerously near the water's edge.
This photo of him certainly didn't do him any favours!
Then he went training later with swimming goggles on.
Meanwhile the shitshow in Detroit is getting beyond embarrassing now. In fact, we are all cringing for her!
29/07/23
Sophie sure is the gift that keeps on giving but not in a good way! Imagine riding around Detroit, which has one of the highest crime rates in America, dressed like this!!
Anneka Rice eat your heart out!!
What a hideous ring.
Even Gollum wouldn't want it!
30/07/23
Oh look, something else now to up his engagement! Let's wait for the 'united front' posts.
Let's hope this photo is just a set up otherwise it would mean that the 'Father of the Year' has left Leo unattended in a high chair inside.
No Sophie. Freddie is your baby no. 1 or have you forgotten you have a first-born son?
And here comes another dig. Imagine being married to such a poisonous, useless creature who does absolutely nothing.
More fool Sophie for putting up with it.
31/07/23
Now he's saying he should have been a fighter all along! He never sticks to anything does he? All avenues look exhausted. Nobody is interested at all. He is shite at everything.
NO, this is not normal. They haven't seen each other for a week but are texting each other whilst they are under the same roof at home. Don't they even talk? Tell us this marriage is 'dead in the water' without telling us!
Now he's jumping on the skincare bandwagon and talking about a 'Youth Serum' that his mother uses and he's ordered! He's been very spotty of late and seems to think this will help. Why not borrow one of the products your wife is always plugging? Not that they work on her terrible skin. Maybe a paper bag/balaclava will be the perfect remedy!
01/08/23
Now Sophie has started on the 'ice' baths. Probably has the thermostat turned up like he does!
He's obsessing with this filter rather a bit too much! Trying to tell us something bro?
A day at Colchester Zoo and a 'happy family' photo for Instagram. He's also wearing Gollum's ring!
Poor Leo. Back to wearing his oversized, dull clothes again and looking like an inmate at HMP Chelmsford!
Unemployed twat goes food shopping at Tesco. Does he want a medal?
02/08/23
So the leased Range Rover is going back and he's trying to justify why he's downsizing by blaming the car. In other words you are
SKINT!
Another day, yet another skincare ad. This time for Dermatica. At this point, we think she is pretending these are adverts as no skincare company would touch her with a bargepole as her skin is horrific!
They went to a Deichmann 'Back to School' Event today. Why did they go? Freddie is on holiday and Leo doesn't go to school yet. At least we got some utterly cringe adverts out of them!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-77-pig-in-a-wig-thing-with-a-ring-cant-act-cant-present-cant-even-sing.40851/post-16218797
And he went to this last night instead of the 'date night' they were arranging by text whilst they were in separate rooms of their house!
03/08/23
Whilst we are in the middle of CakeGate involving Catherine Tyldesley, which has exposed an events company asking for freebies for her 40th Birthday Party in return for social media exposure, Sophie decided to show off her 'freebies' today. Let's hope many more companies stop/refuse all this freebie giving. These 'gifts' should be donated to a Women's Refuge than wasted on the likes of her!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12365281/Catherine-Tyldesley-caught-sting-plugged-fake-firms-products-exchange-freebies-ten-years-cake-gate-scandal.html
He received his script today for The Full Monty. At least he's got the free time to learn his lines. He hasn't done a proper day's work for ages.
Sophie is having yet more treatment on her face!
04/08/23
Look at the filter on his face!!
Yet again, more forced fakery with Freddie. The poor lad can't wait to get away from him.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-77-pig-in-a-wig-thing-with-a-ring-cant-act-cant-present-cant-even-sing.40851/post-16231158
What a mess!!
Today is the day he is picking his new car up. The Range Rover has most probably already been given back but he made up a story that it had broken down in the car park of David Lloyd's. If this was the case, we would have had multiple stories about it!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-77-pig-in-a-wig-thing-with-a-ring-cant-act-cant-present-cant-even-sing.40851/post-16233394
Imagine being in your mid-thirties and you have to get mummy and step-daddy to sort out a new car for you! We wonder if he's in Butlin's Skegness tomorrow?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-77-pig-in-a-wig-thing-with-a-ring-cant-act-cant-present-cant-even-sing.40851/post-16235333
And here it is! The boy racer car. Watch your syrup when you get in it bro!
This is a truly momentous occasion as it's the ONLY time he has EVER called Matt 'stepdad' and actually acknowledged him!
Link to thread post with video link:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-77-pig-in-a-wig-thing-with-a-ring-cant-act-cant-present-cant-even-sing.40851/post-16236738
Physically, we have never known anybody to age so fast, use constant abs filters and talk utter bullshit about your diet ie your so-called "fasting and getting into ketosis" which you know absolutely nothing about. As for claiming you have only had
SEVEN ALCOHOLIC DRINKS SINCE LAST SEPTEMBER, you're having a fucking laugh bro!!
05/08/23
You can smell the desperation! The 'fasting' is obviously going well...
We see Angela Rippon has been signed up for Strictly Come Dancing!! Funny that, as she also appeared on Dancing on Ice too! That blows his bullshit straight out of the water and makes him look extremely stupid saying that he was 'banned by an unknown rule'! No, they just don't want you!
Yet another spotting of RaRa!. This time at Butlin's Skegness!!
06/08/23
He "loves a Premier Inn" so much but that's only when he's having to pay for it. So, why has he followed loads of hotels trying to blag freebies when he's on tour if he loves a Premier Inn?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-77-pig-in-a-wig-thing-with-a-ring-cant-act-cant-present-cant-even-sing.40851/post-16254036
Desperate times, more desperate measures!
Finally, we get to see the Jungle Formula insect repellent advert in all of it's cringeworthy glory!!
⬇ VIDEO CLIP
08/08/23
So Sophie, Freddie and Leo are off to America for a fortnight whilst he stays at home. He filmed an awkward goodbye as he went off to the gym. Surely the gym could have waited so he could see them all off properly?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-77-pig-in-a-wig-thing-with-a-ring-cant-act-cant-present-cant-even-sing.40851/post-16294395
09/08/23
Apparently the 'tinnitus' is back again and he's moaning about 'he doesn't like being on his own' although he's on his own most of the time! He even did a dance to 'Celebration' outside his house!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-77-pig-in-a-wig-thing-with-a-ring-cant-act-cant-present-cant-even-sing.40851/post-16294205
10/08/23
What a sad, desperate line-up!
11/08/23
Work quotes from somebody that doesn't work!
Another stupid reel with his mother. How sad and empty your existence is when your whole life revolves around likes from strangers.
Yet ANOTHER grief interview because right now the grief narrative is all he has got. An absolutely shameful way to make money and he should be ashamed of himself. His father and brother would be. Scumbag grief thief.
https://www.tyla.com/entertainment/celebrity/im-a-celeb-jake-quickenden-brother-dad-grief-process-743881-20230808
12/08/23
A real 'danger shot' in the USA but that's OK because it's all for the Gram.
Getting ready to play RaRa again looking like an absolute cock.
13/08/23
Imagine seeing this on your driveway outside your house.
So, he said he had ordered a new gym top but it was the wrong size. Actually, it's Sophie's top and you already did this a few weeks ago. It wasn't funny then you twat.
Notice the strategically placed Muscle Foods box on the side!
And the 'ailments' commence!
14/08/23
And rehearsals begin!
Totally cringe.
⬇ VIDEO CLIP
16/08/23
A 'gifted' Mamas & Papas £300+ stroller or is this yet another lie? Why would a big company like Mamas & Papas gift an absolute nobody like her a stroller? 
Missing them 'so much' but whenever he gets an opportunity, he can't get away quick enough - even if it's a family holiday! At this present time, he's only 'missing them' for content and likes! We all know he hates being a family man.
17/08/23
No way did Visit the USA use Sophie for two trips in a month. She's tagging them in hoping for more 'work'. We are convinced she puts 'AD' on things to make it look like she's in demand. She's not!
Good grief. Now it's a wrist injury!!!! We all know how he got this.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-78-jake-ickenden.41039/post-16406143
Yet another cringe reel in the 'hobbit hole' dressing room. Look how small that room is!!!
What a dickhead. If he was chocolate, he would eat himself.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-78-jake-ickenden.41039/post-16407615
18/08/23
Another five minute appearance on Lorraine wearing his leopard print top and looking about 90yrs old!
19/08/23
And yet another reminder that he 'doesn't drink'.
21/08/23
Not long now until Paul Smith annihilates "that cunt off of X Factor"! We cannot wait.
23/08/23
As predicted, a post about Leo's return from the USA holiday but no mention of his wife or Freddie. It's all about him as usual.
24/08/23
Why would you even post this? Leo saying "Mummy very naughty... mummy had all of daddy's drink... fighting daddy (although Fakey says 'frightened' over him but it was clearly fighting). Mummy hurt daddy". Small children always tell the truth. Maybe they had a bust up? Neither of them mentioned their 1st anniversary (London registry office) whatsoever!! Poor Fred in the background doesn't look up.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-79-face-like-a-scrotum-hairs-an-iced-gem-how-long-until-he-mentions-the-dead-again.41246/post-16529919
26/08/23
The Pound Shop Rocky Balboa!
⬇ VIDEO CLIP
One of our Fakeys discovered Sophie had put up adverts selling Leo's dirty old garden swing for £10 on Facebook Marketplace and her dodgy dressing table for £95! Things must be tight! Both should have been donated to charity by the look of their condition!
Absolutely hideous and cheap and nasty.
27/08/23
Grow up Sophie and tighten those car seat belts. They are so loose that Leo has pulled his arm free.
29/08/23
Just reminding everybody that 'he's at work again'.
01/09/23
Keep necking those gummies bro!
02/09/23
A BBC Breakfast appearance in Manchester with Danny and Bill from The Full Monty cast. Jake copied what Bill Ward said almost word-for-word. When asked about taking his kit off Jake said "Well, I will do anything for money" whereas Danny and Bill both spoke about the show in a professional way.
03/09/23
Today is his 35th Birthday and he proclaims that 'he's never looked so good'. We honestly don't know what he sees in the mirror but it's quite the opposite for everybody else's eyes.
04/09/23
A picture album that Jake 'had made' but with his stepson missing off of the front. Sophie is just as bad for allowing Fred to be pushed aside constantly. Disgusting.
05/09/23
Celebrating their 1st Anniversary of the Ibizan Pampus Grass Convention in a tiny cellar room at a local pub decorated with tacky balloons, rose petals and a horrid cake with 'One Down, Forever to Go'. Sounds like a Death Sentence. Awful.
06/09/23
Jake made IG content about Leo's nursery teacher tragically passing away - not directly, but he still got on the 'grief thief' train. After two days of social media silence, Sophie was so traumatised about it that she then referred instantly to new reels about a cleaner and a superfoods supplement. Disgusting.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-82-veiny-sweaty-wiggy-piece-of-gristle-his-career-is-going-down-like-a-guided-missile.41772/post-16838968
08/09/23
The yearly grief post about Oliver.
Sophie doing an "ad" for Elemis. "As you know, I love Elemis! Their products to me are probably one of the only few skin care brands that don't make me break out".
*Said whilst you can clearly see a huge break out on her face!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-82-veiny-sweaty-wiggy-piece-of-gristle-his-career-is-going-down-like-a-guided-missile.41772/post-16857342
09/09/23
A few days away with Purdey after dumping the children off. After such "devastating news' received only a few days beforehand, they certainly forgot about it quickly!
Yet another dig at his "wife".
J: "There's an outdoor shower there look".
S: "No, I think it's for dogs".
J: "Well, get in it then".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-82-veiny-sweaty-wiggy-piece-of-gristle-his-career-is-going-down-like-a-guided-missile.41772/post-16857715
Oh look, yet another 'alcohol-free' post!!
10/09/23
An appearance on Sunday Brunch. The first part finished and they had addressed every single person around the table one by one apart from him! His face was sour when they announced the advert break. He truly fucked up taking the piss out of Tim Lovejoy and clearly angered a lot of people. He also stuttered at the end when asked which charity he was fighting for! Paul Smith is donating ALL of his fight purse to a charity close to his heart. Jake's reply was "I will donate some".
Don't be a prick and take the piss out of people then. Take a good look at yourself in the mirror.
11/09/23
Interviewing Davina McCall (which only lasted for three minutes) about her new dating show My Mum, Your Dad. The grief thief brought up about his dad passing away and Davina ignored him. Only he would take off his clothes and jump in the pool when it isn't appropriate. You were there to discuss her new show ffs.
Another hideous edit and poor Fred being left out again.
Another reminder, in case you had forgotten. He is SO GRATEFUL!
14/09/23
The first show of The Full Monty at Cheltenham and nobody went to support him. Not even his wife or mother.
18/09/23
Yet another 60 seconds on Loose Women calling it 'presenting' for a prize giveaway! Desperate times indeed!
20/09/23
Another 'presenting' slot on Loose Women for the prize giveaway which lasted only a few minutes!
Meanwhile, Sophie's Bambi & Bear collection has evidently bombed and has now got an 80% sale on everything! She is also frantically putting everything up for sale apart from the kitchen sink and the children!
Polly the Publicist went to see the show and judging by their body language, watch your back Sophie!
His beloved Chris Hughes even went along but was probably paid to attend by their management.
22/09/23
Yet another appearance on Loose Women whipping up all the Tena huns into a frenzy.
