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26/09/24 (Continued)
27/09/24
Oh dear, 12 hours up, posted at peak time and shared on their grids and not even 4,000 likes between them.
How long before he re-shares that again this morning.
At least he’s got Butlin's to look forward to tonight.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20660492
So Spud got up at 4am demanding milk and cereal then went back to sleep. Maybe let him have his dinner later?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20641393
He comes across as the self entitled cunt he actually is in that story. Not the humble charity supporting person he’s been trying to portray recently. A please costs nothing.
Then he calls her ‘baby’ towards the end.
Fucking prick.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20640146
Prancing around the kitchen in his Masterchef apron. Idiot can't even pronounce or spell jus. No wonder he came eighth.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20711608
He’s put a different version on TikTok.
Again, loads of people have been doing this one recently.
Why is he doing a story to make sure everyone knows he offered and wasn’t ‘made’ to give that lady a bit of cake? He’s fucking tapped
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20641081
28/09/24
Stop pimping those kids out. Freddie looks awkward and the other one doesn't know what day of the week it is.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20648606
We're assuming he’s trying to make out his work last night was something more prestigious than Butlin's. He’s happily shared Sam’s story where she’s complimented him
but as of yet, hasn’t shared the one of him singing and I’m assuming that’s because he doesn’t want people to know he was called in last minute to ‘sing’ at a holiday camp.
Sam Bailey actually won the X Factor, plus has done shows in the West End but still happily promotes when she’s doing these type of gigs. Then there’s him, that failed at the X Factor twice and barring DOI, hasn’t won any of the many reality shows he’s been on but is so deluded and full of his own self importance, he actually believes that places like Butlins are beneath him. It really is about time he updated his Insta Bio and Spotlight CV because everybody that reads them, knows they are a crock of shit. Now let's wait and see if he shares his ‘work’ from last night, just to prove us wrong.
Also does he think cos an X factor winner from years ago, has said he’s an absolute beaut and a pleasure to work with, it’s going to make anyone that sees it want to employ him?
Again, him sharing it shows him for what he is. If he wasn’t such an egotistical prick, he would have shared it and at the same time complimented her back but no as always it’s got to be about him and him alone and that’s just another of the many reasons why he’ll never get decent work in the industry.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20645517
29/09/24
He's wondering why he can't kayak in a "straight" line - how ironic?
You can tell he's getting pissed off just by the fake laugh.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20658461
Yet another article on grief.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jake-quickenden-admits-i-worry-33749907
30/09/24
She’s not only posting inane drivel on Instagram every single day, she’s now doing it on TikTok as well.
Seriously, they must spend all day looking and working out what ‘content’ to use that they can bore us with.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20663403
Yet another skincare ‘ad’. Why would anyone want her to share skincare products that she would recommend? She does realise we can see the state of her skin
. Only last month she was raving about Estée Lauder products and said it was her dream partnership.
Now we know why he's started doing the gummies ads again.
01/10/24
So he’s done this ‘challenge’ with Leo, she’s done this with Leo and now he’s doing it by himself.
We think the engagement on it shows what people think
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20673282
Is this the venue for Elf? It looks like a school hall!!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20674336
Interview in New Magazine.
Link to thread post:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20674503
It's a shame one of those Lemurs didn't rip that syrup off. Watch him move his head away!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20674554
What a plonker!
Yet another giveaway.
02/10/24
Yet another song murdered.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20685414
Playing the ‘happy family’ narrative again with the latest ‘ad’.
How desperate do you have to be, to share it on both your accounts and then ask people to comment on who made the best wrap?
He’s also now advertising quorn on. TikTok and again he’s using the kids. Has he given up the ‘acting’ career and decided to become a full-time influencer instead?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20686090
A lot of people haven’t got the time to challenge themselves because they are too busy working and parenting. Two things he knows fuck all about. When was the last time he worked even a 5 day week and as for parenting, his son is 4 months off of being 4 years old and he has never ever looked after overnight by himself in all that time. Fuck off Fakey with your bullshit quotes and speeches. Get in the real world and stop living your whole life performing for complete strangers online and sponging off your mother’s husband.
03/10/24
Yet another reel with Leo.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20689769
The scan reel.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20712625
04/10/24
Tut tut Sophie.
Mr Desperation strikes again.
Who would honestly take any skincare advice from her?
05/10/24
So fake and unnatural.
05-06/10/24
Highlights, if you can call them that, of his appearance at the Butlin's Weekender. As usual, no stage presence, weak voice that can't cope with the band's volume, taking his top off and setting up the camera to film himself. Highly doubt a bra was thrown at him. It should've been a chair!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20717188
07/10/24
He was on Loose Women today doing the competition and washing cars!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20729913
08/10/24
Back on his kayak again.
09/10/24
In Glasgow with his bum chum Chris Hughes finding ironing 'therapeutic'.
10/10/24
A vape eh?
Absolute fucking mincing idiots.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20752237
Yes, just put it away you self-obsessed, illiterate, spotty cunt and shut those wardrobe doors ffs.
Shoezone want their shit shoes back.
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