Welcome to Jake Quickenden 16 Wiki
31/08/24 (Continued)
So the other day, it was mentioned on here how Sophie does all these ‘ads’ and grifted trips but never ever gets given a discount code for her followers. Lo and behold on her ‘ad’ today, she’s got a discount code for it!
So basically she’s contacted that brand, told them she’s got nearly 300k ‘followers’ and asked them for a code and a link herself. So it’s still not an ad, it’s an affiliated link. They’ve not paid her to promote. The only way she’ll get any money, is if some idiot buys from her link. At this stage, they are both reading on here as much as most of us are!
Another charity bandwagon that he's jumped on. This time MacMillan cancer.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20392469
Yet another giveaway! Pure desperation.
Filtered to the moon and back.
Blatant begging.
He’s promoting this charity more than he’s ever promoted Sarcoma, who he’s meant to be an ambassador for. No way is he doing this without some other motive involved and asking for help. We all know he wants a TV appearance from it. Wonder why he didn’t share this picture, when he normally shares anything he’s tagged in?
01/09/24
How rough does he look on Masterchef's latest post?
Another bump picture.
Here we go again!
She’s a sly cow as she always says her last 6 posts and then posts again after starting the ‘giveaway’ so it’s actually her last 7 posts. I can’t understand why anyone would bother when she’s not even stated what products she’s actually giving away. It's so cringeworthy and desperate that she does this.
Imagine being in your thirties with kids and spending your life looking for validation and to get freebies on a social media platform.
02/09/24
Best place for him at pre-school. At least he'll actually learn something instead of being with those two cretins. It's so dangerous him holding onto one of his legs and filming. Put your phone away you prick.
Fakey to Gail: "Spell car".
Gail: "Blue".
Fakey: "You’re such a clever boy!"
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20414408
He’s really ramping up the whole cancer/charity narrative at the moment.
Thing is, if it’s genuinely for charity, that’s not going to pay his bills.
. He can try all he likes with his ‘I’m so humble, mr nice guy act’ but we all know it’s a mask and that mask will definitely slip sooner rather than later. Hopefully on the next round of Masterchef.
Captain America?
He definitely sees something so different to what we all see!
Look at the filter on the right one!
Obviously didn’t manage to blag someone coming to the house for his hair then?
Now it becomes blatantly clear why they’ve put Leo in pre-school for one day. Holiday preparation. He’s getting a hair cut and she’s getting her nails done, whilst all the time, their child looks like an extra from Oliver.
03/09/24
Today is his 36th birthday, although he looks twice his age!
Who has honestly got time to put their cards all over social media? Oh yes, the grifter who is Jake Quickenden. Freddie says it all.. A Mate! Why has his mother put a good dad? Just Happy Birthday would do surely? And 36 not 39!
She wants to go back to The Bahamas next year with another baby to fry in the sunshine. Two utter losers.
Strange thing to post on your birthday....
Looks like they're getting marrIed.
An "advert" for Ginsters. What a healthy choice for a pregnant woman. Over-processed rubbish.
04/09/24
He obviously Moonpigged this card to himself. Why would a woman in her mid-60's call her son "dude"..... What an idiot.
Great parenting right there letting that child stand on the island and she has her back to him.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20554672
A break in Ibiza for their second Wedding Anniversary and it's pissing down.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20436218
Looking ecstatic here!!
Probably complimentary from the hotel!
Bloody hell.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20554939
05/09/24
Grim in the gym.
Is she joking? If she wants to take them home it really shows just how seldomly he bothers buying her flowers. Plus she’s got two cats and lilies can kill them. Why would you risk that?
Those outfits!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20459940
06/09/24
You can clearly see he has poured water over that t-shirt. Twat.
Why the hell is she feeding that child? He's nearly four ffs.
Flies usually land on shit.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20460040
07/09/24
Put it away love ffs.
08/09/24
The grief thief strikes again.
Who puts hashtags on a post like this?
Drinking Redbull whilst pregnant when it clearly states on the can that it is unsuitable for pregnant women.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20471865
What's going on with those boulders?!
WTF.
09/09/24
Leo in a piss-soaked nappy and nearly putting his foot on an open pair of scissors laying on the floor.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20478792
Oh bore off.
The moment John Torode realises Jake is a massive twat and his soul left his body!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20479800
Now he's a 'cow whisperer'. You can tell he's unemployed.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20487209
More begged and grifted food for the e-beggars. The portion size in that house must be miniscule. What is going on with her? She looks utterly dreadful. Why are they letting Leo stand on a chair and lean over hot food?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20482826
10/09/24
Pure desperation at this point and nobody cares.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20491036
Dear God, this is going to be a shitshow at the NTAs. Hopefully they decline his entry tomorrow. What a twat. Also, that was
DEFINITELY HER Redbull. She was drinking it on Sunday.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20491284
Dear God, put it away.
A handful of Tweets after he got kicked out of Masterchef.
11/09/24
Another crap reel from Sophie and she seems to have got his back up!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20557262
Obviously a dig at Tattle when the hoover went near his syrup. "It might fall off" and he replied "Mine's like velcro".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20557557
Absolutely useless at everything!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13836005/Jake-Quickenden-left-disappointed-eliminated-Celebrity-MasterChef-failing-impress-judges.html
Yet another dance reel where he makes a spectacle of himself at the end.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20561867
At the NTA's acting all manic with his phone constantly out. He even looked like he jumped in on The Loose Women's photograph ffs!
Ooh, one photo in the Daily Mail.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20563293
12/09/24
FFS stop it.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20563582
How exciting.
Filming for another 30 second slot for ITV Win.
13/09/24
Here comes the NTAs reel.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20521507
Already biting back in the comments!
14/09/24
Again, who the hell cares?
Asking 'the Guru'
Pregnancy questions when she's blatantly drinking Red Bull, constant flights, dune bashing and she threw a right old strop when she found out it was yet another boy. Fuck off you Beard.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20524728
Far too much time on her hands.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20525675
Yet another 'holding her bump' post.
15/09/24
Both doing 'Fake Facts' reels with the boys. At least Freddie showed him up proving just how lazy he is around the house!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20649458
Yet another bandwagon he's jumping on and making sure his "Goochi" bag is in shot!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20534317
The Pregnancy Q&As. So they went to a fertility clinic ffs! Artificial insemination probably?
She said she's avoided caffeine (although she was drinking Red Bull) and doesn't think she can have spicy food whilst pregnant. Thick cunt.
What about Indians, Mexicans, Caribbean cultures etc? Thick as fucking shit!
Avoided caffeine eh?
Then she goes on straight to a Hello Fresh advert with 5yr old portions ffs!
Link to thread post:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20536856
16/09/24
Oh just get on with it. You're at home all day, every day. Most women have to still work, run a house and older children etc. Bore off.
Why on earth is that child going to pre-school in such dangerous footwear?
17/09/24
Completely addicted to social media.
WARNING: Brain cells will die whilst listening to this utter cunt.
Just fuck off. Nobody cares about your "bloating" or your shopping.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20552803
"I'm a chef now" as he proceeds to advertise Hello Fresh shite.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20554566
Oh Sophie,
STOP begging!
Yet another utterly crap filters reel.
So over-exaggerated, forced, fake and not funny whatsoever. In fact, utterly toe-curling.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20559237
Same shit, different day.
18/09/24
Another 'ad' for Amazon Music allegedly.......
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20563869
This is utterly painful. Just imagine your life being as dull and boring as this? Doing a video about Leo not eating carrots ffs.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20564976
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20569082
19/09/24
So he was at the Just Giving Awards last night to present one award whilst implying he presented the whole show! In fact, Rylan did!
Keep necking those gummies bro for that fake anxiety of yours bro!
So over the last couple of months, Sophie has supposedly gained "20,000 new followers". Nearly 300,000 in total now. Her latest reel had less than 400 likes and out of ten comments, six were written by her!
She actually deleted the reel off of her grid once it was highlighted on here!
20/09/24
He just can't help himself can he?
21/09/24
At least there wasn't a "Yeah Baby" in these ads.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20585753
Honestly, what is the point in this rubbish. Is he trying to make himself even more unemployable?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20585819
22/09/24
Tis the season of Strictly Come Dancing again!
Well everybody knows that you "feel like arse". He'll be back on Grindr in a bit!
Illiterate prick, it's "
ARE there....."
How did she explain how the baby was conceived to Leo? Not that he can string a sentence together mind..... A turkey baster or an Act of God?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20596842
So the e-beggar managed to beg some free cat food. She really has no shame does she? It's utterly disgraceful. The company should have donated it to a Cat Rescue Charity instead of these begging tramps. Disgusting.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20597885
Any excuse to leave the family and fuck off again. This won't pay the bills dickhead and Sophie's a mug for putting up with it. Such a "devoted family man" aren't you?
He kept Butlin's quiet again.
Everybody get their violins out (and an English teacher).
23/09/24
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20609777
24/09/24
Hiya Fakey & Flapz! Yet another dig at us about his excessive sweating, he's put on weight and his micro dick. Flapz has no pregnancy "glow" whatsoever - she looks like she's just been dug up!
"Did you get my dick in this?" It's a phone she has, not a microscope bro. Also one Fakey said he looked like "a haunted pencil". They got that in too!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20614241
Another 30 second slot on Loose Women. No expense spared for the location - it was filmed in Colchester.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20618067
Any excuse to escape.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20614495
Absolutely smashed out of his head on this clip. Just listen to him trying to speak - he can't.
As for her, it wouldn't be surprising if she had had a drink too. Just look at the way she is sitting with her legs wide open. Absolutely disgusting being like that in charge of young children. Social Services should be notified.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20615312
It literally pulled the
FOLLICULE out".
FOLLICULE? IT'S FOLLICLE YOU THICK CUNT!
Cretins like this should not be allowed to breed.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20617982
25/09/24
He put these both on TikTok last night but deleted them.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20620212
26/09/24
He did that story the other day about not wanting to post every day on Instagram and just wanting to chill, trying to make out he’s not obsessed with social media. So why is he now posting the most mind-numbingly boring reels daily on TT instead? Seriously the addiction to getting attention/validation or whatever it is he’s after, is off the chart. He needs to find an actual job and quickly!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20630328
He gave an interview at the Just Giving Awards that’s made the Mirror today.
Does he actually believe the bullshit he comes out with?
He’s definitely slipped up about his ‘hair’ though. He says he’s had ‘about’ 2 hair transplants already. ‘About’? Surely you’d know exactly how many you’d had? Also now he’s bringing his grandma into the list of relatives he’s lost from cancer.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jake-quickenden-reveals-unborn-baby-33742165
We hope whatever this is is actual work and not just dressing up for Instagram.