Welcome to Jake Quickenden 15 Wiki
24/07/24
No more work again then but wanting praise for doing ordinary chores that people fit in around a day job.
Still doing the travel scam and nobody cares about that big boil on your face ffs.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-20021659
25/07/24
So he’s signed for an Over-35's Veterans Football Team, so even more time away from the house at the weekend then.
Seriously £300 for boots to play vets football. Obviously wants everyone there to think he’s rich and successful!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-20031717
Yet another gifted stay for Sophie and the kids.
Jake never went with them but her sister from America did whilst she visited. Her sister must hate him too.
26/07/24
He’s kept this quiet. Wonder how long he’s been signed onto a proper reputable management agency for?
Intertalent have never announced it publicly on their Instagram page, like they’ve announced other people that have joined, so no idea how long he’s been there. He wasn’t announced on their Masterchef post, so must be within the last month. Very surprised he’s not made a point of putting it in his bio or done a grid post about it though. So he’s now at Intertalent, Off Limits and still with Polly. Imagine what sort of commission he will be paying out (if he ever gets any work
) with 2 agencies and a publicist to pay for.
Let’s see if this helps his ‘acting’ career or not
Playing age - 25-38 years!!
In what life could he pass as a 25 year old?
Surely that should read 35-48 years?
Skills?
Obviously never seen that reel of him doing an ‘American’ accent then!
Link to the American accent!
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20268531
So he's off to see Bruce Springsteen. Since when has he ever mentioned he's a fan? He's going because it's FREE!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-20043248
27/07/24
The Bruce Springsteen Concert. WTF does he look like?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20268809
28/07/24
Someone sounds a bit bunged up. We think you had a 'G' last night!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-20058912
Oh please.
29/07/24
What a absolute wanker. What he means is he’s unemployed and wants to fuck off from his family. Raise money?
Like he did on that’s lads walk and lying he was giving away some of his fight money. Get in the bin you lying pig and take the Vinted greedy cow with you.
Judging by his car's MOT history, he is driving around with illegal tyres.
30/07/24
Take several trips down to the tip you absolute fool or use Google instead of asking somebody to do it for you.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-20080147
And Sophie is
YET AGAIN on a gifted holiday to Ibiza with her friend, child-free. We all know Jake can't look after Leo on his own, so no doubt mummy has rushed down to save the day.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-20086566
31/07/24
His first story of the day.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20269964
Oh what a hard life she leads. When she's back home she'll be back to moaning about feeling sick and tired again.
I think we can safely say mummy is there because what parent in their right mind would leave a child asleep in the house on their own?
01/08/24
He's certainly using a filter múore since we mentioned about the state of his skin. TMI for this story saying that Leo had pooed himself.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-20101409
Yet another day of frying herself. It's certainly not doing her skin any good, especially her face.
BREAKING NEWS: POLLY HAS TAKEN JAKE OFF OF HER INSTAGRAM!
02/08/24
It's only 6:30am and he's already eye-fucking the camera.
Sophie's last day of frazzling herself in Ibiza.
MasterChef have posted a reel for the upcoming series. Jake gets a 'blink or you'll miss it shot' right at the very end!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20270933
What does he want a medal? Looks like his mum has left her hairspray on the island. She's been radio silent since she's been there helping him.
Very coincidental that mummy dearest posted this today as Sophie is due to return!
So this is his big charity idea then? Fuck off to Canada for 2 weeks and leave your wife with a 6 month old and a 4 year old by herself. Imagine the amount of time that training for something like this, will take as well. Another kid he’ll use any excuse not to parent then.
As soon as the 'wife' gets back, he goes straight out. Selfish twat.
03/08/24
Sophie's back, holding her stomach and saying she's 17 weeks tomorrow.
Oh look, the filtered abs are back!
04/08/24
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20271472
05/08/24
Such a fake picture!
Taking a picture of Sophie with spot cream on her face. Shr looks thrilled to be home.
We already know it's a boy and Sophie is devastated!
You can tell he's unemployed!
He
REALLY has got far too much time on his hands.
GET A JOB!!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20277189
The TV Actor/Presenter has done an ad for Ali Express. Surely you can’t get much lower than that
and now we know why he suddenly started showing an interest in the Olympics.
06/08/24
Now he's going to Tesco, with ripped trousers at the front, for Lawn Thickener. Literally, anything for attention - nobody cares you fool. What a boring life he leads.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20277364
Oh boy, is she in for a shock!
Needs another holiday without the kids to do absolutely nothing for a few days? What a self-absorbed, entitled, ugly cunt.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20153200
07/08/24
You need more than luck, you'll need a miracle!
08/08/24
What a sad, pathetic cretin watching his nano-second on TV. His appearance was so short, there was trouble in getting a screenshot!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20278112
Why the need to post this?
It’s going to be a long few months.
Now doing a poll to try and get her engagement up because her normal posts aren’t working. She lives with the biggest anxiety thief going, surely he can help and the
Pregnancy aff links have started.
Why is she putting ad? They’ve not paid her to promote it.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20174785
Still rinsing the death out of this announcement.
08-09/08/2024
YET ANOTHER gifted stay. This time with the kids.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20278667
Please somebody
MAKE IT STOP!!!!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20278967
Spencer Matthews is doing 30 marathons in 30 days and Jake has done a story for him on the charity page.
As usual sweaty, topless and ends up making it about himself in it. Prick.
Link to thread post and video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20185652
The Gender Cake Reveal
10/08/24
Well, today is the day of the gender cake reveal! Sophie could not hide her disappointment that it was another boy when they pulled the champagne flutes out of the cake. Her reaction was absolutely fucking disgusting.
Her face said it all. First of all she said "For fuck's sake", then she said "For God's sake". Poor Fred wasn't really included until the end. Sophie then said "Oh man, where are all the girls at?" and she then got up and rushed out of the room. Every child is a gift from God and there are millions of women out there that can't conceive.
The media reported on her disgusting reaction and rightly so. Disgusting, ungrateful bitch.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20279995
What rubbish. You were mortified it's another boy Sophie.
Why would you post this video of Leo that he’s put on this morning?
Soon he’ll have another child to exploit and not bother parenting properly.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20192123
Still plugging her travel scam.
11/08/24
More gifted skin cream for her acne-ridden face.
Only because people ripped them new arseholes because of Sophie's reaction. Poor unborn child. Imagine him seeing his mother's reaction in later life.
Who the fuck hoovers at 6am in the morning whilst people are sleeping? Oh yes, this cunt.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20204580
12/08/24
When the truth is printed and he can't hack it!
A beach day and they were only there an hour because she forgot the sun cream.
Seriously, these two are bringing another child into this shitshow.
So he didn’t think to check either. Two fucking adults and on the hottest day of the year, they put no sunscreen on their kids.
Should have guessed he’d wear a pair of shorts that would draw attention to himself
15/08/24
Here we go again!
A cinema date with Leo on her own.
Here he goes again!
How lovely for their unborn son to read when he's older.
Then he posts this.
Oh suck it up you utter bitch. You could be working a full-time job as well as running a house whilst pregnant.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20250449
16/08/24
For him to even share this as a screenshot proves that he'd love to get the sort of press attention they're getting.
Nobody cares Sophie.
So Sophie and the boys are going to Norfolk to see her dad. Jake, as always, isn't going. Her family must hate him.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20285778
17/08/24
He's getting camper with every new picture he posts. At least he's wearing a top.
Sophie must have waved her empty purse at daddy!
18/08/24
A child that's nearly four in 5mths and still in a sodden-through nappy and having a baby's bottle at night. Disgusting parenting.
He wouldn't be laughing if Leo had poked his eye out with that wand and was rushed to A&E.
The manners of that child are disgusting. Piss-poor parenting.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20273984
Is that an aim at Tattle?
Get your filthy flip flops off of that dining table. Absolutely disgusting to do that on anywhere, let alone a place where you actually eat from.
Filthy, classless, utter minger.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20274803
Utterly rotten.
19/08/24
So they're off to Cornwall on their gifted break. Most of these unhealthy snacks are probably for Leo to shut him up.
So they didn't make it all the way to Cornwall and stopped overnight in Bath in
YET ANOTHER GIFTED HOTEL. Shameless, scrounging parasites.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20295025
You're definitely the wrong person in the closet Sophie!
Put it away. Nobody cares.
Frightening that somebody in their mid-30's looks so old!
20/08/24
He forgot #gifted #grifted #anotherfreebie #notasuitableforkids
How many posts is he going to do about being a boy dad and now hes dragging the dead into it.
Half the comments are bots!
Leo even commented on the post! Jake, you sad prick.
Who the hell stuck their finger in that food at the end of this video? Filthy, dirty bastard.
Great advert for the hotel.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20293971
They have landed at their next freebie in Cornwall.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20295404
First grifted post up.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20298544
21/08/24
Where's the weddiing ring? You know, the wedding ring he said he would never take off.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20310586
Yet another day of not doing much and in bed in their pyjamas at 17:30pm on a holiday!
22/08/24
Bad back and hip eh?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20312814
It's 18° and pissing it down in Cornwall so enjoy your freebie. Also today they were featured on Loose Women with a discussion about Gender Disappointment. They showed their gender reveal video and Sophie looking absolutely gutted. It didn't go down very well with the Loose Women team especially Brenda who's son sadly passed away. Every child is a blessing.
He featured on Macmillan's Instagram grid one day ago and looking at his skin, the filming is very recent. Wondered why he started following them a few weeks ago, so get ready for another cancer charity bandwagon he’s jumping on.
Another conversation about poo and he calls that dead animal on his head a "hair transplant".
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20316895
Another day of leaving Fred out. Just look at them around those free cookies. They're like absolute vultures.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20317170
23/08/24
You honestly wouldn't believe this idiot was pregnant sliding down that grass verge like that.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20331642
24/08/24
Probably another freebie for the safari park. When she remarks about the lion "He's munching away". That's a lioness you stupid cunt. HE is in the background, you know, the MALE lion as he has a mane around his head.
Thick as fucking shit that one!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20332128
25/08/24
"Back to the grind" and on Lorraine on Tuesday.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20342175
Now she's doing an 'ad' for Estée Lauder. Nobody has ever seen her using their products.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20342443
Now posting on Instagram gives him 'anxiety'.
So 'anxious' that he then posts this ffs.
26/08/24
Another thrilling day by the look of it.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20351869
A few of the Fakeys actually stomached watching MasterChef today. He was loud, attention-seeking, and lied that he was still doing The Full Monty when we know he pulled a sickie all that week. He also mentioned his dead dad after 35 minutes.
Singer, Actor and Presenter!
Lying about still doing The Full Monty, getting in at 1am and filming for Masterchef. You absolute liar. You were on a sickie that week.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20348603
PLEASE REFER TO WIKI 9 BECAUSE THERE IS PROOF HE IS LYING AND WE CALLED IT.
Smug twat.
Here we go!
27/08/24
Already on the beg for Oasis tickets. Let's hope he doesn't get any.
Yet another two minute appearance today on Lorraine instead of going to his wife's 20 week scan. What a selfish bastard he is. Absolutely disgusting.
So Sophie had her 20 week scan today but her 'husband' didn't go with her as he thought a two minute appearance on Lorraine was more important. What a selfish prick.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20360422
He looks like an utter simpleton!
Here we go! Making the baby scan as content. Yes Jake, the 20 week baby scan that YOU NEVER WENT TO!
Don't bother 'opening up a restaurant'. You'll be kicked off soon. Here he is again, watching himself on TV, recording it and posting it on Instagram.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20528763
28/08/24
You look 75 because of all the sun damage, smoking, alcohol and drugs you absolute prick.
Is that Su Pollard on the Judges? Zelda's old nickname.
Something else Leo didn't say.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-111-is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-no-its-another-boy.46453/post-20370519
He'll be creaming himself that he's made the Daily Mail today!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13787901/Julia-Bradbury-Jake-Quickenden-cancer-charity.html?ico=topics_pagination_mobile
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20530584
29-30/08/24
Yet another charity bandwagon he's jumped on at the last minute. No promotion of it beforehand - nothing. As always, all for his own publicity and 'Mr Nice Guy' act.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20529718
This is exactly what he wanted.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20530152
Just a few comments on X (Twitter) about Masterchef!! (29/08/24).
That child looks like a street urchin, utterly disgraceful. His hair needs to be cut ASAP. As for Sophie finding it hilarious that he gave her the middle finger, that just shows her mentality and true colours.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20530717
So now they're planning yet another trip. This time it's to Ibiza for four nights without Freddie as he's back at school. The so-called 'Travel Consultant' is now asking for advice on how to get a taxi from the airport. What an idiot.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20531014
Ooh you bitchy little queen, that's a massive dig at Tattle about posting his feet later on. Just look at his face at the end. That's when the mask slips.
Shame on you for not posting the fundraising link on all your stories. It's not about that poor little girl though is it? It's all about
YOU!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-112-away-yet-again-for-a-few-free-nights-you-dirty-scrounging-parasites.46633/post-20386842