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    22/06/24 (Continued)
    Somebody unearthed this from years ago too (2015). Hardly the best choice for a CBBC cooking programme!
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    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-107-dj-dicksplats-in-da-house-hes-an-absolute-twat-with-a-beard-for-a-spouse.45735/post-19703859

    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-107-dj-dicksplats-in-da-house-hes-an-absolute-twat-with-a-beard-for-a-spouse.45735/post-19704635

    23/06/24
    Still wearing that stupid strip on his nose. Prick.
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    Utterly hideous shoes on a hideous person. WTF is this pose?
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    One way to completely muck up your hot tub. Mind you it was gifted. Fucking idiots.
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-107-dj-dicksplats-in-da-house-hes-an-absolute-twat-with-a-beard-for-a-spouse.45735/post-19714145

    "My first lead role". Trying to act humble when we know different. 🤢
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    25/06/24
    Another pathetic challenge attempt right by the patio slabs. Idiots. 🤡🤡
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19853673

    Yet more bigging himself up. 🙄
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    "I always feel so tired and drained by 3pm". Go and get a job ffs. 🙄
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    With everything failing, let's bring out Freddie to up my engagement. 🤬
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    26/06/24
    Do your research Sophie, it's Benidorm not Benedorm - illiterate twat. 🤡
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    In a Great Yarmouth caravan park filming an ITV Win competition. Sophie looks as happy as ever. 🙄
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-107-dj-dicksplats-in-da-house-hes-an-absolute-twat-with-a-beard-for-a-spouse.45735/post-19749239

    27/06/24
    "My skin is looking the best it's looked for a long, long time". 🙄 Talk about false advertising and you have a filter on. What about all the skin treatments you had when you burnt half of your face off and it still didn't work?"
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19863383

    So he did an abseil for Sarcoma today down the Lloyd's building. Funny how he only ever does any charity work when he’s getting no attention/work from elsewhere. The time he has spare, he could do charity work weekly but instead he only seems to do it when he’s struggling to get noticed anywhere else. The fact he’s only telling everyone on the day he’s actually doing it, probably means he’s gatecrashed this last minute, like he did with that other bloke's charity walk. As usual, he never put up a link to donate or publicised it beforehand. All this was for PR attention for him. He wasn't even wearing a Sarcoma t-shirt but making sure all eyes were on him. 🤬
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19863629

    This story completely sums him up. His child is speaking total gibberish whilst transfixed to the screen and he's too busy eye-fucking himself on the phone. 🙄
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-107-dj-dicksplats-in-da-house-hes-an-absolute-twat-with-a-beard-for-a-spouse.45735/post-19757291

    Why is Sophie even posting this?
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-107-dj-dicksplats-in-da-house-hes-an-absolute-twat-with-a-beard-for-a-spouse.45735/post-19758817

    28/06/24
    So, of course, it was all for an appearance on Lorraine (pre-recorded) and making it all about himself as per.
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19874044

    The Abu Dhabi Trip

    28/06/24
    So, they left the children at home for six days to 'promote' Abu Dhabi with a bunch of people in their twenties who are with Off Limits. Why Sophie went and is referring to it as a 'work trip' who knows?
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19884252

    29/06/24
    Already tagging his new 25yr old 'bezzie' mate, who in turn has already knocked him back and avoided going to the gym with him. He never answered the door. 😂 As for "who said my wife can come on this trip", that is either a direct dig at us or otherwise he’s making a point that this is his work trip and not hers like she’s making out. 😂

    The first excursion was Ferrari World. We assume he got dressed in the dark? Obviously, he was making a complete spectacle of himself. 🤡
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    Then he did a challenge with Tyrique who kneed him right in the face! 👍
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19857396

    Then it was Go Karting and he clearly wanted to win - then boasted about it when he did like a child. 🙄
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    Both glued to their phones at the dinner table.
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19884252

    30/06/24
    Not even sat with his 'wife' this morning and just how miserable does she look?
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    Out on a lovely boat trip and all he can do is embarrass himself in front of all the others again and look like a right prick.
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    Sophie without the filters! 😬
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    Just pure cringe.
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    Then he decides to act like a complete dick in the desert. Talk about a huge mid-life crisis! 😬
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    Even watching the football in the evening and Tyrique was filming the match, he had to jump up in front of it, blocking everyone's view. Sophie had gone to bed.
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19894659

    01/07/24
    Somebody's desperate for engagement. Look at the state of it. 🤢
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    "Mum and dad on tour" but yet you drop your children like baked potatoes to fuck off on a meaningless freebie holiday that you call WORK. Yeah, great "parents" eh? It's pathetic. JAKE YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT FREDDIE AGAIN YOU BASTARD. 🤬
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    "Great for kids" Sophie? So where are yours? So why do you do nothing with the kids unless it's a freebie you shallow, selfish cunt? 🤬
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    Look who's on Loose Women ITV Win and he has to share it whilst in Abu Dhabi. Playing the 'happy family' narrative again with the Beard and the kid. That's why they were being filmed. Pathetic.
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19900733

    Now today it's a water park. Somewhere that they've never actually taken the kids when on holiday but that's OK because it was free and he made himself the main attraction of course. Prick. 🤬
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19901043

    They're laughing at you, not with you Jake. 💯
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    02/07/24
    Still trying hard to be Tyrique's friend and then onto Warner Bros World, Yassi Island.
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    Link to thread post with video links:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19912807

    Sophie still trying to plug her travel scheme scam with a completely illiterate post.
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    A Beach Club for the last day. Not once have they said they missed the boys or shown the usual facetime picture.
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    Oh look, "mother of the year" has just remembered she has children.
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    Dear God, just stop ffs. 😬
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    03/07/24
    Back to scamming! What about the multiple treatments you have had on your face and had half of it burnt off?
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    04/07/24
    That's right, you just encourage that child to stand on the island again you fucking idiots. 🤬
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19913271

    Sophie's Q&As - which nobody wanted and she probably made them all up.
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    Link to thread post:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-107-dj-dicksplats-in-da-house-hes-an-absolute-twat-with-a-beard-for-a-spouse.45735/post-19823318

    Since he's been home, he's loaded two TikToks. One of Tyrique sleeping on the plane and him looking like a right prick and the other an old one of him and Leo. The face of the man sitting behind Tyrique says it all.
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-107-dj-dicksplats-in-da-house-hes-an-absolute-twat-with-a-beard-for-a-spouse.45735/post-19823077

    Why the hell is he in Freddie's bed again and then allowing that child to throw a potato around the living room?
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-107-dj-dicksplats-in-da-house-hes-an-absolute-twat-with-a-beard-for-a-spouse.45735/post-19824112

    Back with the couple reels 😴😴😴 and back to sharing exactly the same thing on TikTok and Instagram. 🙄 Still no post for his six day ‘work’ trip though.
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-107-dj-dicksplats-in-da-house-hes-an-absolute-twat-with-a-beard-for-a-spouse.45735/post-19830226

    05/07/24
    Is she taking the piss or what?
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    06/07/24
    Here he goes again.
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    Why is a 35yr old obsessed with Love Island anyway?
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    Well the bride should be seeing huge red flags if the groom is getting a personalised message from Jake Quickenden on their wedding day. 🤢
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    The photoshopping on this is embarrassing!
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    Today he announced he was getting a loose perm. He may as well have thrown his money down a drain because it was a complete disaster and he looked ridiculous.
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19913583

    07/07/24
    Sophie's new ‘ad’ on TikTok. 🙄 We know she’s unemployed but we're actually mortified that she has spent so much time doing a whole reel, that she’ll be lucky to even earn a tenner from. Reading up on how people get paid for ‘ads’ on TikTok, apparently how much you can earn, is totally dependent on how many views, your engagement, etc…. Well, in over 21 hours, she’s got 268 views, 17 likes and not even 1 comment. That’s not even going to buy her a new T-shirt from Ali express 😂 Who puts a full face of make-up on to go out for a walk? Talking of walking. On that part she’s deliberately covered her stomach up and almost making the point she’s walking and not jogging 😴 so is she trying to get more Pregnancy speculation going? So she won’t jog but is happy to take numerous flights though. 🙄
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19854084

    The state of that syrup. He looks like he's been electrocuted. It's phase not faze ffs. 🙄
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    The Pregnancy Announcement

    07/07/24
    She's pregnant and apparently 'they have been trying for a long time'. As predicted, it was a teatime reveal and he announced it first.
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    The 'announcement' video was so staged for the camera and he's still grimacing when he kisses her.
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    So, looking at the 'announcement' video, Sophie told him the same day they filmed this pathetic challenge. So, she is pregnant but still happy to do dangerous challenge reels, and there's been many more than this too beforehand and after. She flew nearly 8hrs one way long-haul, went to Benidorm, and did dune bashing in Abu Dhabi. So did she have the nose job whilst pregnant too? Something is not adding up. 🤔
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19922597

    So Sophie never posted her family's reaction to the pregnancy because 'she looked mental'. We are sure the news went down like a lead balloon with them. 💯
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    The news made OK, who report on anything these days, and some newspapers. This comment was very interesting in the Daily Mail's comments. Most comments were derogatory!
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    Let's not forget Sophie's disappearance from social media for weeks but her reflection in the window was spotted on the 08/03/24 with plaster over her nose.
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    They filmed this part on the 23/05/24 and did this challenge on the same day!
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    This part of the announcement reel was filmed around 25/05/24 around the time of the 100 Mile Charity walk he did.
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-19957984

    Then don't forget this one where Sophie tries to take all of Jake's weight right near patio slabs on 25/06/24.
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19853673

    08/07/24
    A woman is pregnant for nine months. Sophie must be well over three months. Educate yourself you fool.
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    09/07/24
    Jake then put a longer version of "his reaction" on TikTok.
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19932300

    Something else that Leo definitely didn't say. He can't string a sentence together.
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    We know about Italy Fakey. We’re way ahead of you. 😂 ‘Soph will be on designated driving’. That’s his way of reminding everyone she’s pregnant. 🙄 Thing is she’s always the driver anyway. Home or away. When they went to Santorini she drove because poor little Jakey Wakey doesn’t like driving abroad. He ‘can’t wait’ as if they’ve not already had enough time away from the kids 🙄 and now another one on the way. 🤯
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19878241

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    Yet another Charity he forgot to publicise! 🤬 He only mentioned he filmed for them. Why choose this cretin in the first place?
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    10/07/24
    The Gender Reveal cake although they're saving that for more engagement.
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    Yet another Hello Fresh ad.
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    In Manchester filming and giving away holidays.
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-19962522

    This Welcome! Well not really a welcome at all. Why isn't this child in nursery, still a part-time nappy wearer, still has a baby bottle, is physically violent and can't string a sentence together?

    Bad parenting at it's finest!
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-19966624

    That just shows how insignificant you are and it's fiancée for a woman.
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    OMG, this is weird as fuck! 😬
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19893789

    Watching the football on his own yet again but doesn't want to go to the pub. Just wants a cup of tea and an ice cream.

    That's because you have no friends and you sound like you've already been drinking. Bet he sleeps in the other room tonight.

    If Flapz is in bed by 7:30pm and 'struggling' now, she's in for a huge shock!
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19893874

    11/07/24
    Even getting grifted cat food now. 🙄
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    As if!!!! 😂 Jake's been buying bots again! 🤡
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    Well that's why England lost. He was manifesting us winning.
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    So they're off again on yet another childless trip - this time to Italy. PopEye Dan the Photographer Man is getting married and mummy dearest and Matt are looking after Leo.

    What idiot drinks out of an open can like that? Yes of course, it's simple Sophie. Nobody wants to know he's scratching his hairy saggy balls either. 🤢 It's bad enough watching that cat walking all over the kitchen worktops. 🤢
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-19968119

    This comment might explain why mummy dearest and Matt are moving. What about her other son and his family?
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    "Let's hope she got him good?"
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    So the babysitters are down to look after Leo and they've also added a few more days to their trip to Italy. Of course, Jake starts with his sarcastic "bantz" again. 🙄
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-19972056

    12/07/24
    They missed their flight even though they had plenty of time at the airport but got to the gate too late. They had to get another flight and a taxi to Gatwick. Apparently somebody at the airport told them not to bother looking at the flight information screens. Bullshit. By the look of him, was he too drunk to be allowed on the flight?
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-20087335

    13/07/24
    He's off, topless, bunged-up ❄ and showing everybody around the Tuscan wedding venue. It knocks theirs completely out of the water. No doubt there won't be chicken nuggets served or a Pampas Grass in sight! Wonder how many people he annoys today?
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19915742

    14/07/24
    His latest story. 😂😂😂 Obviously was asked not to keep posting yesterday. Then says he’s going to do less screen time but then proceeds to do a minute story about it. 🙄😂
    Also how fucking old does his skin look 🤢
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    Link to thread post with video clip:
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19923629

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    Hideous dress. Looks like its got an old Terry nappy wrapped around it from the 1970's.
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    Shouting his mouth off as usual and trying to be the centre of attention. 🙄
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20159602

    “Grandad I need you”. Leo had such a vicious look on his face as he shrieked that as he needed his grandad so he could kick him and Lisa was laughing. Poor Matt looked so exhausted by it all and was on a swing so far away from them. I can’t believe it takes two of them to look after the menace. It’s sad really, you never see Leo with other kids, we wonder why? hmmmm. Jake and Sophie have done him so wrong by being so obsessed with being online that they haven’t brought him up in the slightest. He is being dragged up!
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20164139

    15/07/24
    The Chavs on Tour in beautiful Florence. Both looking and acting what they are - absolute classless morons. Him with his shirt open and her walking around with her saggy boulders out. That caricature is spot on with the noses. Look at him getting all excited commenting on the size of the statues' penises.

    They really are utter trash. Get back home to your kids you self-absorbed cunts. 🤬
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-108-theyre-pretending-shes-up-the-duff-but-we-all-know-hes-not-into-the-muff.45920/post-19935991

    16/07/24
    Another day of trying far too hard to look happy and loved-up. Sophie even filmed him exercising outside in the garden of the hotel. 🤢
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20164523

    The cringeworthy Omaze advert that they never used him for in the end. Oh look, the 'Gucci' shoes are back! 😂😂😂
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20164674

    17/07/24
    So the Grief Thief even forgot about the anniversary of his brother's death yesterday. Oliver passed away on 16/07/2012. Well that says it all. This is what Lisa, his mother, posted yesterday.
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    What on earth is going on with her nose? 😂😂
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    Yet another day of trying too hard. Utterly cringeworthy. 🤢
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20165009

    18/07/24
    So stressed packing and unpacking. 🙄 Well don't go away so much then. Feels more sick in the evening but is going to a "work event" tonight. Has had ten weeks of being sick and feeling bloated. Her hair is severely receding. She shouldn't scrape it back like that.

    Then she has driven into a bollard. He's probably still in bed.
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-19964249

    Just a reminder Jake. Some 'Ambassador' you are you prick. It's Sarcoma Awareness Month and he hasn't even posted anything yet about it yet. 🤬
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    If you ever wondered if she is actually as stupid as we think she is, just watch her latest reel on Abu Dhabi. She’s put up actual footage of her in the car ‘dune bashing’ . We are assuming she lied about being pregnant then because it states on their website, they don’t allow pregnant people to take part. What a pair of absolute cunts having no regard for the unborn child she’s carrying. 😡

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    The so-called 'work event' = Hollywood Bowl in Colchester! The absolute state of his syrup! 😂😂
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20166102

    19/07/24
    Nineteen days in and this is his measly effort? Wanker. 🤬
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    Now hosting this Charity Event in three month's time? All for his own publicity of course.
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    Leo throwing another strop because he "doesn't share" and Sophie is crawling out of the water and he didn't even help her up. 🤬
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20169171

    More milking it. Now it's the kids' reaction. "We're having a baby". 🙄
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-19978614

    20/07/24
    Sweaty mess. That 'perm' lasted long. WTF is going on with it?
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-19983748

    Actually out for the day! He looks like a car dealer with questionable intentions! Just look at poor Freddie's face.
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    21/07/24
    What the hell is this photo? 🤢
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    22/07/24
    Why would you put this on your stories and then also on TikTok? 🙄 Nearly 3 and a half years old and Fakey thinks this is ‘incredible’ 🤦🏻‍♀️ Also why does Leo shout so aggressively all the time? Can you imagine what we don’t see? 🙄
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    Link to thread post with video clip:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-20000184

    Filming Sophie and Leo asleep again. Nobody wants to see this ffs. 🤬
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    More stuff going on Vinted!
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-20001709

    A Nando's and cinema 'date' with Chris Hughes then rounded off the evening in bed together. What about going back home your pregnant wife eh?
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-110-another-baby-with-the-gormless-beard-your-fake-announcements-are-just-plain-weird.46291/post-20180130

    23/07/24
    The 'perm' is looking dogshit and why is his little bumchum wearing a nose strip too? Completely embarrassing. 🤢
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-20015626

    So she was worried about the side effects of the anti-sickness tablets but she went DUNE BASHING when she clearly knew she was pregnant!
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    Link to thread post with video clips:-
    https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-109-up-the-duff-with-this-absolute-waster-but-its-all-the-work-of-a-turkey-baster.46076/post-20017568
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