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20/05/24 (Continued)
WTF is he doing? It's really not a good look!
21/05/24
On his own at the Prince's Trust Awards. How he managed to be invited we don't know as he has never been involved with them before until he got on the Judging Panel.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19386785
22/05/24
Filming himself on TV again. What a sad little twat.
Back to what exactly?
So Sophie has been gifted a load of Elmer goodies and because there is so much, she wants to give some away. Yeah right, just like you donated to the Colchester Food Bank you lying, greedy bitch.
Such a long-standing association with the Prince's Trust. Since when? What a load of PR rubbish.
Then his management took Tasha Ghouri's name off of the post and made it all about 'Saint' Jake the Martyr. Honestly, what a load of PR drivel.
Why does he always try and come across so humble but in doing so, he in fact always comes across as being so smug and insincere?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19394726
So according to his management, he has a ‘long standing association’ with the Princes Trust, so why was he not at Buckingham Palace today with the other ’celebrity’ ambassadors? The likes of Ovie from
Love Island, Tyler West and Johannes from Strictly Come Dancing haven’t been in the ‘industry’ anywhere near as long as he has, but they’re all there. What a load of bullshit from his management.
23/05/24
24/05/24
Mr. Pre-Record is back on Good Morning Britain today looking like a second-hand car salesman!
So Sophie is going to London with him for ‘work’ as well. I’m assuming she meant work outing/event not a work out.
It's 5:15pm and they’re still on the train and he said he was only ‘working’ til 8pm. Another long day again then?
How desperate must they both be to be going to London just for something for a couple of hours.
. Especially when he’s got to be up and walking at 6am in Liverpool for the Charity Fundraiser. He hasn't even trained for it.
After the Comfort Event, it was straight off to Liverpool for the Charity 100 Mile Walk. He had not prepared himself for this whatsoever and definitely looked like he regrets agreeing to it.
25/05/24
Obviously when we wake up, we all set our camera phone up and video ourselves in our pants at 04:47am in the morning.
Doing a Charity Walk for people with cancer and there's him already moaning about his feet.
Constant whining from the start of the walk. He didn't come prepared, never packed enough water and was moaning that he had two tickets for the FA Cup Final. If he had tickets (probably lying), why didn't he raffle them off to raise funds for this fabulous cause?
26/05/24
Everything about him is
ME, ME, ME. There is a 70yr old man with them, twice his age, who he said hasn't moaned
ONCE and is just getting on with it - just like the others. All he's done is whinge and moan. He said he phoned Sophie this morning and Leo said to him "Keep going daddy". More bullshit as the kid can't talk.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19629241
This comment just about sums him up completely. From the 'for some reason' to 'he's been doing things for his brother for a while'. What do you do Jake? Then the finale 'never again will I walk 100 miles on no sleep'. This is why he doesn't deserve any part in the Sarcoma Trust.
Sophie's big news is that she has launched a 'Travel Scheme' called
Four Oceans Travel. The Instagram account in question has already got followers and has changed its name
8 TIMES already! This screams of being a total scam as you have to pay a joining fee of
£156 and then
£46 a month.
RED FLAG!!!
He should be proud of himself as he has managed to make the Fundraiser all about
HIM!
Jake reckons that he has 'broken his foot' although he can stand and walk on it.
If he had had an accident, everybody would have heard about it.
1 2 3 4 5 once I caught a whinging egotist alive.
28/05/24
Let's hope everybody sees him for the selfish, nasty prick he is.
So apparently he went to A&E and was prescribed painkillers, antibiotics and was given a boot and crutches.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-105-he-really-is-the-turd-that-just-wont-flush.45381/post-19440291
29/05/24
Overwhelmed by the massive response? Sure Sophie.
Strange how your husband hasn't shared anything about it.....
What an utter creep? Absolutely no privacy for that child.
30/05/24
A biscuit-dunking challenge. Give it up you utter fuckwits.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-105-he-really-is-the-turd-that-just-wont-flush.45381/post-19466449
31/05/24
Sophie has gone away yet again to Benidorm with the boys and her mum. Jake stayed at home.
Meanwhile, this was spotted on Facebook!
Grow up ffs.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-105-he-really-is-the-turd-that-just-wont-flush.45381/post-19481658
01/06/24
We knew it was coming. What else has he got? He does it every single time she goes away without fail. Pathetic twat. What sort of attention seeking cunt does numerous hashtags on a ‘grief’ post to up their engagement
His dad actually looked the spit of Andrew Tate!
No doubt he contacted the local paper as the media didn't care!
https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/24352196.jake-quickenden-walks-100-miles-sarcoma-uk-charity/
Presenting (if you can call it that as he looked coked-up and dropped the F bomb) at The Hair & Beauty Awards (although he wears a syrup and is ugly).
We doubt he'll be asked back judging by the clip below!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-105-he-really-is-the-turd-that-just-wont-flush.45381/post-19491755
02/06/24
Here we go again.
03/06/24
Poor Leo does not know where the hell he is. He looks so vacant. Why can't Jake just greet him without filming it? Oh yes, he had to film it to show everybody that he had gone to the airport.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19632030
04/06/24
Imagine prompting your child to say something just so you can film it for Instagram content?
Pretty sure Leo doesn’t even know what the word love means at this stage. As for the tan on him.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-105-he-really-is-the-turd-that-just-wont-flush.45381/post-19514084
Leo the performing monkey being used this time for a yoghurt maker ad.
Yet another ridiculous challenge.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19632592
05/06/24
Now he's actually filming himself giving Sophie, who has the face of a smacked arse, some cheap garage flowers. WTF!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19632666
Ever since the new Love Island started, Jake has yet again done a running commentary on it so far pretending he's on Gogglebox and in the hope he'll get on After Sun. No chance bro!
06/06/24
He's got to make sure everyone knows he's with the Soccer Aid crew today even though he's not playing. We are pretty sure they don't get paid for this. After only ten minutes there he's already filming and tagging other 'celebs' in. For somebody whose mother said 'he'd be in the boot for six weeks only ten days ago, he's made a miraculous recovery!
What a fake laugh. Twat.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19654124
Imagine doing ridiculous poses around the pool on the outskirts of Benidorm.
Gross.
07/06/24
Here we go again! He's filming himself on the TV with Leo. He was on screen for about 30 seconds!
Tired of pretending to be somebody he isn't!
We all know why he felt shitty earlier. It was because his TV appearance was so fleeting and 99% of people watching would have missed it!
He definitely must have been in a foul mood when he realised that his appearance had been cut so heavily!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-105-he-really-is-the-turd-that-just-wont-flush.45381/post-19547230
Re-sharing this again. The fact that so many Off Limits (his management) people were there at this event, we're inclined to think that this wasn't a paid ad.
08/06/24
We have never ever come across anybody in the ‘public eye’ that announces whenever they’ve got ‘work’ like he does.
Can’t be that long a day, if he’s still home at 8:30am in the morning. It’s like he wants everyone to congratulate him for working a couple of hours a week.
He's written a song - if you can call it that!
You can't understand a word of it. What utter rubbish.
One of the Fakeys tried to decipher the lyrics. They were awarded with a medal for their efforts!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19654546
It doesn't look like he made the cut this year! If he can't get in this line-up with these nobodies that are listed, it just proves how irrelevant he is. Last year he was acting the big 'I am' because he had a cameraman filming him for his MMA fight. Then when Leo ran on the pitch mid-match last year, they probably didn't want him back at all.
Well, he kept this quiet. A free festival in Northumberland and a 30 minute slot!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19564694
09/06/24
So Jake said he was 'presenting the arrivals' but wasn't seen actually doing it. We hope he 'makes some noise' for Sam Thompson who he unfollowed recently! #jealousy.
Surely if he is 'working' it's unprofessional to take Freddie along? As usual, not once did he share any information on how to donate.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19654776
10/06/24
Fred made an appearance on TV but Jake didn't!
Yet again, making himself look like a right twat in the gym. What did mummy dearest say about him having to wear a boot on his foot for six weeks? She's as nuts as he is.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19578753
He's got a gig at Yorkshire Wildlife Park on Saturday, 15th August and then again on Saturday, 22nd August. How he wormed his way into this is anyone's guess.
Chris, who organised the 100 Mile Fundraiser finally getting the recognition he deserves. Well done!
11/06/24
Jake turned up 'unexpectedly' at his mother's with Leo. After trying to take food off of her plate whilst she was eating, the usual insults and sarcasm towards her began. He really is one insufferable prick.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19580713
A day out to Yorkshire Wildlife Park but honestly, he seriously needs to shut up with the digs at his mother and more fool her for putting up with it. He seems to think that he is hilarious but he's just showing what a bitter and nasty old cunt he really is. He truly is rotten to the core.
He is utterly fucking insufferable. That child's hair is disgusting and he should be in nursery.
Father of the year ignoring his son and on his phone.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19587518
"Jake's taken Leo to his mum's for a few nights as I haven't been feeling so good and he kept asking to go there". Yeah, yeah Sophie. Leo can't string a sentence together.
Congratulations Freddie on the birth of your new baby brother!
You can't be that ill Sophie if you're posting ads and begging for Hair Extensions.
Why is he wearing Sophie's Zara bomber jacket?
12/06/24
Eyefucking is resumed now he's back at home. Probably asked for some pocket money. No sign of Sophie anywhere today.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19600374
Absolutely pathetic. One day his mother is going to get seriously hurt doing this pointless shit.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19604315
13/06/24
Well, well, well, he kept this very quiet. A role playing Bob who is a married man having sex with two underage schoolgirls. So now he's playing a n. Lovely.
https://theatreweekly.com/rita-sue-bob-too-embarks-on-2025-uk-tour-starring-jake-quickenden/
A few comments.
DJ Dicksplat's in da house!
He's also unfollowed Loose Women and This Morning on Instagram. More doors slammed in his face.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19609663
14/06/24
He's only doing Leo's haircut for engagement and content. The kid deserves a really good cut but no doubt you won't even notice it has been done.
No sign of Sophie again. Maybe she has gone back to the surgeon to look less like Michael Jackson?
Christ, what an oddbod family!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19618363
What a miserable kid who is always bribed with food. No doubt his hair won't be much of an improvement.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19620502
And so it begins.
If he struggles for a week before Father's Day for somebody he lost 16 years ago, he needs fucking help. Pure attention-seeking like every year. He seemed fine at mummy dearest's when they were at the zoo. He was taking the piss out of her and doing challenges.
. Maybe if he got a job, he wouldn’t have time to sit around feeling sorry for himself.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19620648
You're right, it will
NEVER happen.
15/06/24
Another completely set-up photo and Leo can't talk let alone know what love is at his age.
What an absolute feral brat Leo is.
Absolutely disgusting behaviour from a 3yr old who is hitting his parent constantly around the head. The thing is, it isn't the child's fault because the child should be set boundaries by the parents. This is a result of
EXTREMELY BAD PARENTING.
It was only a while ago that Leo was kicking Jake in the face. Now this. Leo has not been to nursery in ages. Was he kicked out because he attacked another child like this? It does makes you wonder.
Jake and Sophie, you should hang your heads in shame. This behaviour is a result of your complete neglect. Bad parenting at its worst.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19675118
16/06/24
Today is Father's Day and by 8am the grid post is up! 'Made to be a dad'.
Now we know why he's not worked this week - he's spent the time editing that awful reel together!
As you will see, Freddie
DOES NOT FEATURE ONCE in this reel whatsoever!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19637752
How much did he pay Sophie to put
"Forever grateful for you and always putting us first".....? What a load of utter bollocks. Is she feeling alright or was he holding a gun to her head?
Jake always puts JAKE first!
And then in a shot, he fucks off to the gym, tagging somebody in as per.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19638561
Then out for lunch. Freddie obviously spending the day with his father, stepmother and new baby brother.
Both on the booze and the food looks revolting.
17/06/24
Absolutely atrocious noise and even worse now he has got a microphone and the door is wide open. His poor neighbours should be phoning the Police and enquiring about an ASBO on him. He has no consideration whatsoever that some people might be actually sleeping due to working a night shift.
You can't understand a word he is screeching and the actual song, if you can call it that, is utterly shit.
You can work out "I'll meet you at the gates". If he carries on with this shit during the day no doubt he will be meeting a Judge in
Court.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19648399
We wonder if Leo repeatedly hit him over the head with that wooden branch?
18/06/24
It's absolutely amazing isn't it how all his 'ailments' have completely vanished. Hopefully all of his lies will start catching up with him in the end.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19657311
If Sophie is unwell, why is his first thought to photograph her asleep and post it on Instagram? Or is he trying to create speculation that she might be pregnant again just like he did when they were in the Bahamas?
No point in asking for an illustrator for your new project because that would be a waste of their time. Everything you touch turns to shit.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19660626
We have some illustrations for you Jake.
Downtime? More like I'm unemployed and I have Butlin's lined-up this weekend!
Well, Sophie made a miraculous recovery.
These two are just utterly pathetic. 'Unemployed behaviour'.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19662091
19/06/24
Poor Freddie being used for yet another advert. He looks so awkward and uncomfortable. He wasn't good enough though was he to be included in the Father's Day reel was he?
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19672808
Possibly the worst kept secret ever. We have known for months. No doubt he was probably the first to be kicked off first. Funny how he's been quiet since the contestants were announced. The Daily Mail's comment section never fails to amuse!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13547131/Celebrity-MasterChef-2024-lineup-revealed.html
Very powerful and very appropriate regarding Freddie and Leo.
20/06/24
DJ Dicksplat's on the ones and two again. What an absolute bellend he looks.
Tell us why your golden child son isn't in nursery getting the education he so desperately needs? That should be your priority instead of arsing about pretending to be a DJ you absolute moron.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-106-foghorn-leghorn-and-thomas-crook-desperate-for-attention-look-look-look.45566/post-19680221
Well, he's certainly not the right person to judge anybody's performance considering he's abysmal at everything.
An ad for Flash cleaning products. As if he actually cleans that filthy house!
21/06/24
Appearing at the Butlin's Weekender, Bognor Regis with his syrup as backing singer. We can imagine there was a huge stampede to the bar as he murdered a few songs!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-107-dj-dicksplats-in-da-house-hes-an-absolute-twat-with-a-beard-for-a-spouse.45735/post-19792298
22/06/24
Strange how in one day he gained nearly 10,000 new followers! #bots
No straight men carry on like this! (Stumbled upon from 11yrs ago).
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-107-dj-dicksplats-in-da-house-hes-an-absolute-twat-with-a-beard-for-a-spouse.45735/post-19701894
Seriously?