Welcome to Jake Quickenden 12 Wiki
19/04/24 (Continued)
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19060083
Dear God, somebody please stop her!
Now on a 'bucket list' boat excursion although the children aren't wearing life jackets.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19060574
They both look absolutely ecstatic don't they?
This has to be one of the most embarrassing reels ever!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19062538
A terrible example of photoshopping. Just look at the left side of her face!
20/04/24
Absolutely disgusting letting the children burn in the sun. They don't even look like they have sun protection on. He"s wearing a hat but where are their hats?
And he's supposed to be an Ambassador for Sarcoma? What a fucking joke.
Take note Sarcoma. Some Ambassador for a
CANCER CHARITY?
Oh please!!! These set-up fake photos are hilarious!!
There is absolutely no chemistry between these two, Sophie is facing away from him and he looks like he's going to vomit!
The size of those trotters!!!!
"Boat Day Baby" (although they probably only hired the boat long enough to take pictures). Yet another day of utterly fake, set-up, 'happy family' bullshit (with added lift music).
Man overboard.
Uncanny!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19075928
22/04/24
So, where has his "bad back" gone? The same place where all his other
FAKE AILMENTS disappeared to!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19134787
So fake it's embarrassing!
Well, they certainly made The Bahamas look boring. Just like every holiday they've been on.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19087650
What an utter prick.
Even "mummy dearest" offered to go with them as a nanny/babysitter but 'they weren't up for it. Sounds like something might have gone down between Jake and Sophie.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19088962
Sophie shared a reel where she looked sunburnt but Freddie especially. Pretty disgusting to let your child burn like that especially as Jake is an 'Ambassador' for Sarcoma, the Cancer Charity.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19139627
A few of many comments about Freddie's sunburn. Of course these were deleted and the people were blocked for pointing it out.
Sophie decided to bite back at people calling her out that Freddie was sunburnt. She avoided the reel and photos in question and chose a completely different one!
He looks pretty burnt here.
23/04/24
Here we go again referencing Tattle! "Fred's is showering outside now coz he's
Mowgli. (Somebody referenced Leo). Sophie looks utterly ecstatic on this 'bucket list' holiday. In fact, has she even cracked a smile once? What a miserable bitch.
The size of Sophie's trotters, we should have compared her to Mowgli!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19143580
He always has to take centre stage doesn't he? He's only taken Leo swimming lessons a handful of times. At least spell
confidence correctly!
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We highly doubt you've had any questions Sophie but you're still going to make them up aren't you?
25/04/24
Back in the gym because that's all he's got in his sad life. The "abs" have miraculously appeared again too. Funny that.
She's had "so many messages" about the boring, pathetic little holiday and will go through them "when she gets a second".
What a deluded, sad little life she has.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19118763
"Trying to get Freddie more involved in cooking the family meals". Well at least a child's efforts would be better than her burnt atrocities. Why doesn't MasterChef prick cook? Funny how the Tesco 'ads' have appeared again.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19123743
26/04/24
The 'bucket list' Q&A's which sounded utterly shambolic. In fact, nearly as shambolic as her spelling and grammar (although apparently she has "A Level English").
Why book the Bahamas when you clearly cannot afford it? If she actually had a brain, she'd be dangerous!!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19130334
That child is long overdue a speech therapy appointment but it seems that his parents are too wrapped up in themselves to even notice.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19130601
Is he taking the piss out of her Outfit Of The Day videos and her incessant drivel in the car? He seriously needs to get a damn job. As for them having a "Date Night" tonight, who are they trying to kid because they're kidding nobody.
Everything about these two screams
FAKE! Keep grinding RatBoy, keep grinding.
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DAY 13 OF UNEMPLOYMENT and it shows! Why film this? Go and get a proper job as he obviously has way too much time on his hands.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19131310
Advertising Estrid again but like the Tesco ad, we think she's making herself look busy again!
Yet another Jackanory story of what didn't happen.
So somebody sent him a picture earlier of Forrest Gump because of what he's wearing today.
Now he's
claiming that somebody at the gym said to him "Oh Jake, life is like a box of chocolates".
Whatever.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19131646
Off on a "date night" to Lio in Central London. They did the most fakest reel known to man in the hotel room ever. You're both not kidding anyone. Jake enjoyed the night so much that he started following one of their gay male dancers on Instagram! Talk about being in a sham of a marriage.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19132662
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So Jake, is Leo really polite? Obviously not judging by Sophie's mum's post. No wonder nobody wants to babysit him.
27/04/24
Tonight is the Sarcoma Ball and we've had radio silence all day from the pair of them. Jake has yet again failed to promote Sarcoma once leading up to the Ball. It is, after all,
ALL ABOUT HIMSELF!
Yet another complete exaggeration by Polly. If he was so busy 'hosting' the event, he wouldn't be sitting down faking a look of concern. If he cared so much about the cause, he would have donated some of his fight purse to Sarcoma instead of pocketing the lot. Charlene White hosted the Sarcoma Ball.
28/04/24
So, by the look of this, he was sucking up to Charlene White. Probably with getting work on Loose Women/ITV in mind.
Why does he have to announce he's taking the kid bowling later. Does he want a medal?
Not one post about the Sarcoma Ball last night. How he had the audacity to turn up to it considering he lied about donating some of his fight purse let alone wearing that awful jacket minus a tie to a black tie event only confirms how fucking ignorant he is. What an utter lowlife.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19232998
29/04/24
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30/04/24
Here comes the fake anxiety again.
After the horrific sword attack this morning near Hainault Underground Station where a 14yr old boy was killed and two others seriously injured during rush hour, which made world news, you get this utter wanker mucking about on a tube.
It's just a shame that nobody shouted at him to sit the fuck down and grow up. Ignorant prick.
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Well the 'anxiety' soon disappeared didn't it?
Really? What a prick. Go and get a job.
Oh look, Butlin's is on the cards.
01/05/24
Sophie's having yet more work done to her face. This time it's a lip flip.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19178073
Sophie is planning to put yet more stuff on Vinted. She obviously has a shopping addiction as her life is so empty and she shops to fill the huge void.
Jake's sitting around making little resin cakes with Leo suitable for children aged 5+. Obviously another hint about Masterchef.
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A new addition to the family. No, not a baby (although Sophie is holding it like one), but another cat called Boo. Leo apparently named it. We're surprised it wasn't called "Mine" as that's his favourite word!
Yet another dig at Tattle. This time mentioning the wires. Seriously, the money they wasted on that dreadfullly boring holiday could have been spent on a nice media wall and fire.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19183735
02/05/24
It definitely looks like Jake has fallen out with James Webb MMA as he's not been seen since that shitshow of a 'fight' with Paul Smith.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19188909
Desperation at it's finest. Imagine two 'adults' spending their days doing this instead of actually working!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19192596
Just listen to him slurring his words. Did he really just drive for four hours to Scunthorpe like this with Leo in the car? It's absolutely disgusting.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19197161
03/05/24
This was found on TikTok and he kept this very quiet. We're all sure he has a hair system at this point.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19195962
Now Sophie has 'management'. What for we have no idea!! Utterly delusional.
Self-taping with the enabler, who laughs at everything he does, even though he is not remotely funny.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19279159
04/05/24
That shelf is holding on for dear life!
Yet another pointless reel.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19212483
05/05/24
The death of Bambi and Bear. RIP overpriced Ali Express garments!
Jake and Leo went to PopEye Dan's fiancée's 30th birthday party without Sophie.
06/05/24
Yet another pointless TikTok - all filmed on the same day.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19225415
This is
NOT PARENTHOOD. This is absolutely appalling behaviour from an uncontrollable 3yr old due to lack of discipline and parenting. No wonder he doesn't go to nursery anymore if he acts like this.
Also, a 3yr old should be chatting quite clearly now and not spouting all this incoherent babble.
THIS CHILD NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP ASAP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
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Sophie took the boys out to Lakeside without Jake.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19229516
07/05/24
"Don't worry what other people are doing - destination happy". Oh, but you do worry don't you? Sitting on the sofa with a coffee doesn't pay the bills bro.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19235413
The most hideous form of torture first thing in the morning listening to this clown whine away.
"You're
DO sweet for me". What's the matter with his mouth? At the end, he looks like he's having a stroke.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19235616
Amazing how his "bad back" just vanished into thin air.
08/05/24
The size of those trotters!
So people are messaging you for advice on starting up a business when Bambi and Bear is closing down? No, we don't think so!!
Yet another dig at Tattle. "Filming today. Nobody else was around so I got a call".
This will be the first bit of work he's had in
24 days. The Unemployment Tracker resets at 5pm today again. Now he's calling himself "One Take Jake" eh? What about "No Job Knob?" You damn fool.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19290693
09/05/24
The pure desperation.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-103-when-will-these-cretins-ever-learn-hes-a-cancer-ambassador-but-they-have-sunburn.45029/post-19259273
Sad beyond words. She's treating that cat as a baby substitute and even singing to it.
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Out for the day racing with Chris Hughes wearing his wedding jacket. "Perhaps you can teach me about horse racing. I've only got £25 quid".
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19317870
10/05/24
What the hell are these hideous monstrosities?
Scraping the barrel yet again at another football match planned on 25/05 in the glorious realms of Pitsea, Basildon!
Out again in London for a Full Monty cast reunion. Nice of him to compare Alice to the stalker character Martha in Baby Reindeer. Has he been electrocuted today as his syrup looks beyond ridiculous!
We can see right up your nose!
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Just when we thought we were all safe, they've only gone and done another embarrassingly bad dance reel.
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Did she just buy up all the different sauces and pretend it's an ad to make herself look busy again? The way she pronounces Habanero as
Hab-en-row!
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The poll results of thread #103 says it all!
11/05/24
That kid hasn't a hope in hell with these two cretins as 'parents'. Why is he constantly spouting gibberish and why has he still got a milk bottle and in a nappy at nearly three and a half?
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Somebody, anybody, just make them STOP!
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12/05/24
Absolutely disgusting, feral and unhygienic. That child is sitting in a piss-filled nappy, cutting up watermelon on the kitchen island. Why not actually sit him down in a chair and put the food on a bloody plate ffs?
On the side you can see his wedding ring (which he said he never takes off and a cat hair).
Then the child puts his dirty foot in the melon. Utter filth.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19292449
Here we go again!
Bore off.
For anyone having a bad day, well fear no more! Things could be worse. You too could be trying to make friends with a
SQUIRREL!
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13/05/24
"My reason". What about your 'wife' and Freddie?
So Sicknote is trying to get through to the doctors. Has his Tinnitus, bad back, bad hip or anxiety flared up again. Just as well he's unemployed - he's got plenty of time to keep phoning today.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19304748
14/05/24
Bye Bye Bambi and Bear!
Good God above, you can smell the desperation! WTF does he look like? The next Calvin Harris?
The sheer delusion is hysterical.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19316021
So it looks like he's in the line-up for 'Back to the 2000's' on 21-24 June at Butlin's, Bognor Regis.
Well that's her grifted slop for a month. Why is she going out running looking like a 7r old at a swimming lesson? How the neighbours must laugh at her and DJ RatBoy Dim!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19326931
15/05/24
Now he's jumping in on somebody else's fund-raising. He obviously turned it down but has changed his mind because his engagement is rock bottom.
Looks like Sophie has a form of alopecia. It must be the stress of living with him.
16/05/24
What the hell is he doing filming in Freddie's bed? Get out of that child's bedroom.
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At this stage, mentally ill is a perfect description for him. Their neighbours must absolutely cringe at them both. Plus it's
ACCEPT you illiterate twat.
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Well, he's definitely done this for his own publicity acting all 'Nice Guy Jake'. There are a lot of words to describe him but '
Superstar' definitely isn't one of them.
Just give it up ffs. You can't understand a word of it plus he is totally rubbish. What's with the new guitar? Wasting more money.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19335715
This explains his latest follows but who the hell in their right mind picked
HIM for the Just Giving Panel? What a joke.
Please somebody stop her at once. Obviously your 'hair oil routine' is not working as you are balding.
What an absolute bellend.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19342587
17/05/24
Oh look, he's bringing out the ADHD card again.
What a scruffbag he looks!
18/05/24
Nobody cares where you got that awful outfit from.
Yet another 'woe is me' post.
The new squirrel house he ordered from Amazon for his new friend 'Peanuts'.
By the way, this cretin is nearly 36yrs old.
19/05/24
At this point, he is literally trolling his own son.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19361324
Purdy has gone missing. The way they rushed the introduction of the new kitten, it's not surprising.
We think this story says it all about the sort of person he is. He’s letting his wife go and search while he sits on his arse at home. Why haven’t they already been to where his tracker is if it’s not moved all day? So basically if something has happened to Purdey, he’s letting Sophie go out and be the one that could find him. What a supportive loving husband he is.
He’ll soon be the one using him for content whatever happens good or bad.
We can’t believe they’ve let him on live!
Notice he’s not in the studio though. Wonder if this means he’s doing the rounds today and will also be on This Morning and Loose Women later? Now we know why he left Sophie doing the search for Purdey yesterday. He had to conserve his energy to be up early for ITV Win.
So Kate Lawler - Antigua, Sweden. Vicky Pattison - Mauritius. Lisa Snowdon, Laura Hamilton - Canaries, Spain, etc. and then Jake - Dunelm and now a BMW garage in London. If there’s a pecking order, he’s definitely at the bottom of it!!
Purdey returns!
20/05/24
If you thought it was bad enough him having to share his huge TV appearance on his stories, he’s used it for an actual post on Tiktok!
We wouldn’t be surprised if he makes it into a reel on Instagram next because he’s got more comments on it on TikTok than he’s had in ages on there, so we will assume he’ll get loads on Instagram. He is still passive aggressive in the comments as usual though
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-104-fakey-flaps-a-brand-new-cat-and-fakeys-still-begging-off-doormatt.45192/post-19375601