Cleaning with Mario #4

A year and a bit in the spending habit of Mario Mcknight.
These amounts are not precise as sometimes the prices were guesses.

Part year from Aug.
2022 Total for tat = £2177.33
2022 Total for eating oot = £363.95

Grand total = £2541.28.

A full year.
2023 Total for tat = £4,567.07
2023 Total for eating oot = £1166.89

Grand total = £5733.96.

Treatit Hisself 2022

Suggestion by @Whenthelightsturntostars.

Autumn 2021, amount tallied by @OhhBacon
A snippet of the tat he bought = £373.38 (the fake books might be £45 so add that on as well)

For Christmas 2021 tallied by @OhhBacon
Snippet of the tat he bought = £159.45

August 2022
For Autumn 2022. About £160-180 on this haul.
Autumn bits for his bed, Orange towel for his bathroom, Pom poms on sticks for his vases, Porcelain pumpkins, Black candle sticks
Various autumn bits, Cauldron wax melt burner, Wooden autumn coasters, Pillowcases for his bed, Pillowcases for his wee sofa,
16/08/2022 - Soaps £13 for 2. UGG "sleepers" - £80 (?) Air fryer - £100 approx
18/08/2022 - £17 - Emily made him do it.
20/08/2022 - Washing basket £19. 3 glass jars £10.50
22/08/2022 - Timberland boots with his birthday money - £108 Cheeky hot chocolate order - £13+
26/08/2022 - Treatit Deekz to Timberland boots - £90
28/08/2022 - Duvet coat - £130
31/08/2022 - Home treats and clothes - £95
Total ish = £747.50 not including his birthday money treatit boots.

September 2022
03/09/22 - Diffuser and candle - £30. Lamp - £95. Starbucks cup - £13.15. = £138.15.
07/09/22 - Shein haul, Coat £9.50. Pj set £11.00. 2 scarves @£9.95 each. Candle holders: £5. IG sign from Etsy (?) Hoosecoat (?) = £45.40
11/09/22 - Airwick plug-in and refills = £18 approx.
12/09/22 - Derek treatit him to a bespoke hot choc station, to go next to the 1 he already has. (£32)
13/09/22 - New Christmas bedding is incoming. £32 + cushion + throw. = £32.00.
14/09/22 - Some mare battery-operated tree lights = £11.99.
17/09/22 - Not sure when purchased but storied wearing some tan Balenciaga booties. Real price = £595 or fake = no idea.
17/09/22 - Another mug - £2.00. Candy Cane picks - £2.00. Mare lights - £3.00. 2 x reduced vases for next year - £2.00. = £9.00.
18/09/22 - Mare candy cane tat = £8.50.
19/09/22 - Mare Christmas stockings from Shein - price unknown but likely na mare than a £1 - seems it is £5.50.
20/09/22 - Asda George bedding set - £12 and a Home Bargain Santa Post box - £7.99. = £19.99.
21/09/22 - Look Fantastic haul. Shampoo & Conditioner - £10, Coconut body wash - £6.39, Toothpaste - £7.00 = £23.69.
25/09/22 - A North pole stand - £5, 2 x 10m Christmas paper - 99p each = £6.98. Then a reel of gifted crap from Tony Almond.
27/09/22 - His shitty Shein stocking has arrived. Biscuit barrel - £10. Mare signs - £5.00 and mare throws - £11.00. = £26.00.
27/09/22 - From his reel and rambling video. New jammies, New jeans, 2x Etsy signs, cushion covers. tree skirt.+
28/09/22 - A 7ft Christmas tree. Deek apparently bought it. = £59.99
Total ish = £345.20 (not counted the treatit tree £405.19, the treatit new sub-station £437.19 and his Balenciaga booties = £dog shite amount. The hoosecoat & sign have no idea.)

October
08/10/22 - Haul from multiple places including gifted tat - the total could be £125.25 or £129.51. (calcs on the post may be wrong, but it's still a fair amount)
16/10/22 - Candy Came shite agin, no idea about the prices but shall summarize at £25. But there's mare in coming. - £8.99
22/10/22 - Christmas cleaning multiple product haul which he has been collecting for a few weeks, Dosna like clutter and is planning a speed clean soon, - approx = £50.
24/10/22 - Crocs in the colour mushroom beige. He was howling at his DM's though. £44.99.
26/10/22 - Sofa table - £50.
29/10/22 - Purchased a fugly mug with a top, Unknown shop and unknown price so shall say £4.99
30/10/22 - Mare candy cane and mare gingerbread shite. He did get that dish thing he was converting, see above = £60.95.
30/10/22 - Even mare tat = £30.90.
Total ish = £396.34.

November. Christmas has started.
02/11/22 - Christmas bedding already accounted for (see Sept). Cushions & throw approx £23 - £30.
07/11/22 - Wire words = £46..50.
12/11/22 - Inthestyle PJs in small. £24.00 and another set coming but nay idea what.
23/11/22 - Wants some mare Candy Lame crap so got one a day later. = £34.99.
26/11/22 - Brow treatments. £125 or *£255.
27/11/22 - A khaki fleece and 2 pairs of gloves = £12
Total ish = £265.49 - £272.49 or *£402.49 and 2 mare PJs but not shown yet.

December.
03/12/22 - Apple iPhone 13 mini phone, and a new case to come. Could be an upgrade.
08/12/22 - His personalised phone case has come and another is on the way. Could be £5 or mare so ish £15.
11/12/22 - An 'oddie' and a bag- £30 ish not sure as not seen it.
12/12/22 - Popsa order of 2 baubles. Code from Hinch's IG page. £36 but with the code -30% = £25.20.
19/12/22 - Vieve concealer and lip gloss - £39.
24/12/22 - 2nd pair of InTheStyle PJs is finally shown. £24.
Total ish = £123.20 but not inc his phone contract

Courtesy of @Whenthelightsturntostars
Not sure when or if he did indeed show these off.
Christmas 2022: I, Marion's mental breakdown edition
Some things he's posted about recently so didn't include them. This is just an idea of what he's spent. It's safe to say he's probably spent over £300 on Christmas tat when you include the £60 tree.
Total = £300

From Aug 2022 to Dec 2022.
Year total = £2177.33 lowball tally.

Treatit Hisself 2023

2023.
January.

02/01/23 - new B&W cushion covers and brown & white throws, he did post on 28/12/22 but didna talk aboot them = £13.99, throws no idea so say £15.99 x 2 = £45.97
02/01/23 - new knitted throw bought ages ago with a code from Greedy In toop (taupe). OOS but available in grey, sale price = £67. cushion covers, sale price x 2 £21.50 = £110.00.
all the above were purchased last year but shown now = £155.97

04/01/23 - a cosy sweatshirt in the shade peach. A boxing day bargain so aye = £22.00.
07/01/23 - A bus trip to Edinburgh. An Amy Winehouse & Fleetwood Mac vinyl, nay idea where he bought them from but £21.99 + £24.99 on HMV = £46.98.
08/01/23 - Adventure time so he has purchased a travel bag = Nay idea so = £30.00.
19/01/23 - AMA air diffuser coming = £40. and Courtesy of Deek but assumed it was Mario another air diffuser = £60.00.
20/01/23 - Treated himself from Flannels. Not shown so nay idea.
20/01/23 - Christmas money paid for these? Dusk sale. Cushions covers, and 2 throws = £70.00.
20/01/23 - Primark sale. Tumblers - £4. Tray - £4? Vase - £6? Honey Gold candles and diffuser - £3. Frosted Eucalyptus candle and diffuser - £3. = £20.
23/01/23 - Influenced by Andrew Wheatcroft so got Snail 96 cream. = £18 to £24.00.

Total ish = £176.98 (to £182.98), including the Derek air diffuser £236.98 (to £242.98) = Including Dusk = £306.98 (to £312.98)

February.

03/02/23 - a ring light = £80.00.
18/02/23 - Welcome to Hinch Farm book and a piccie with her. = £12.99.
19/02/23 - B&M. a vase and some voltive candles = £9.00.
19/02/23 - Not sure when he got them both. Revitalift Filler = £16.50. White Company Shower Foam = £18.00.
21/02/23 - M&S bolster cushions x 2 (nay idea but he may have got a % off with Deeks work card) = £28.00.
25/02/23 - After doing well in a team! He treatited himsen to some Jo Malone. Nay idea what it is yet but say £50.00. 27/02 Finally showed what he'd treated himself to. A bottle of cologne = £150.00.
Total ish = £364.49.

March.
04/03/23 - Home Bargain haul. = £3.79 I'm not including the essential items.
04/03/23 - Yankee candle haul. - large candle - £25.00. Reed diffuser £12.50 x 2 - £25.00 = £50.00
05/03/23 - AvaMay haul. - Bought last week. Burner - £12.00. Candle - £25.00. Reed diffusers - £25.00 & £30.00. Refills - £15.00 x 2 = £30.00. Air diffuser oil - £7.00 = £129.00. Free wax melt, wow,
05/03/23 - skin care bought a few weeks ago. Refy brow sculpt and brow tint= £16.00 & £16.00 = £32.00.
11/03/23 - Primark haul - Pink trackie = £20.00, Shirts x 2 = £18.00 and at H&M a vase - £39.99 = £77.99. Bought 2 weeks ago, a Jumper & shorts = £15.00 so £92.99.
20/03/23 - The White Company, mare oils and mare diffusers. = £70.00.
20/03/23 - A green trackie from Primark this time. Assume the same price as the pink one above = £20.00.
25/03/23 - Showed off a new Superdry coat, nay idea when purchased or how much so say £65.00.
Total = £462.78.

April.

08/04/23 - Another pair of ''sneaks'' = £90.00.
10/04/23 - Joseph Joseph sink drainer and a bowl. = £100.00.
17/04/23 - Influenced by Posh Wax. A gimbal for his mobile = £95.00.
19/04/23 - Vortex heater/fan = £159.99.
23/04/23 - A pause mug from Matalan = £3.00.
30/04/23 - Purchased a few bits of clothing for his summer holiday in 2024.
Total ish = £447.99.

May.

19/05/23 - Showcased his new luggage for this holiday journee - Amazon = £52.00 and £69.50.
20/05/23 - Lip filler = £95.00 ish as na idea.
21/05/23 - Showed the custom trainers he will be getting soon - £114.95. Received 30/06/23.
22/05/23 - Earbuds Clean Pen £2.99.
23/05/23 - Got his rings redipped. Say £40.00.
25/05/23 - Showed oof his cleaning rings so his engagement & promise ones dosna get ruined. Price - nay idea, so say £10.00.
29/05/23 - A 4.5 tog duvet = £15.00
29/05/23 - Showed oaf a mini fan bought last year - £12.99
30/05/23 - Lookfantastic = £82.60 - Hinch code = £68.23.
Total = £467.67. Not inc the fan.

June

10/06/23 - Matching H&M small vase for his coffee table. - £24.99.
13/06/23 - A sodastream = £83.96.
16/06/23 - A Joseph Joseph bin = £159.20.
19/06/23 - 2 table lamps and 2 side tables. = £104.98.
20/06/23 - Utensils and salt & pepper pots = £53.00.
22/06/23 - A new PVC kitchen shutter blind. No idea so say £150.00.
23/06/23 - Oil and vinegar bottles - £15.95.
23/06/23 - JJ chopping boards - £70.00.
total = £675.96.

July.
01/07/23 - Elf beauty wand and another cup. £9.00 and £9.50.
13/07/23 - A t-shirt from Flannels = £44.00
13/07/23 - Another duvet set from Matalan = £13.50.
13/07/23 - White composite teeth fillings - nay idea on how many or the price.
19/07/23 - Molly Mae Filter tanning mousse, mitt & slippers = £16.00.
22/07/23 - A coat from Secret Sales online, nay idea when purchased - £6.00.
23/07/23 - Another duvet cover and 2 sets of pillowcases from Dunhelm - £34.00
23/07/23 - Mare Autumn crap purchased whenever - £38.46 not including the pumpkins so say £12.99.
24/07/23 - Bought a few weeks back - snail cream and spatulas - £18.45
Total - £201.90

August.
01/08/23 - A sippy cup with their name on far their 2024 holiday- £18.00.
05/08/23 - A Stanley cup - £38.70.
05/08/23 - An Autumn haul of tat purchased a few weeks ago - £12.00 + £21.27 + £11.40 (free gift £15.50) + £16.90 + £2.00 = £63.57
05/08/23 - A new pink tracksuit- £10.00
06/08/23 - Fake leaves from Primark - £1.50 ish bought a few say 3.
06/08/23 - An M&S stacking 12 piece dinner service - £23.00.
11/08/23 - Apparently he purchased Caudalie Body oil, not seen yet. - £31.00.
12/08/23 - Showcased his copious amount of new make-up purchased over the last few mths for his holiday next year. Nay idea on £££. £20 for the brushes. £3 for the bag.
12/08/23 - A 5 in 1 Spa facial steamer £32.99 - A mushroom vase £1.99 - A salt & pepper set £3.99 = £38.97
28/08/23 - A M&S winter duvet and pillow - £100.00 - possibly purchased with birthday money.
30/08/23 - His Stanley cup ordered on 5th has finally come.
30/08/23 - Some Halloween stuff, not that he does Halloween. - £7.00
31/08/23 - A Hocus Pocus mug from HB - £4.99 ish
total = £362.73. £100 of this may be birthday money.

September
03/09/23 - Haul from B&M = £7.00, £6.00 and £1.50 = £14.50.
03/09/23 - Then another basket - £7.00.
14/09/23 - 3 leaf tealight holders - £24.95. Leaf mug - £9.95.
19/09/23 - Marigold cloths = £2.39 x 4 = £9.56
total = £65.96.

October
02/10/23 - Boots 3 for 2, Shampoo and hairspray = £25.00 and some lip cream from Amazon = £3.74.
02/10/23 - Zara/JoMalone perfume = £25.99. Replica perfume = Laneige lip balms = £17.50.
02/10/23 - then he ordered 2 more Zara perfumes = £25.99 x 2 = £51.98.
11/10/23 - He wanted a Jo Malone advent box and within an hour and a half he purchased it - £350.00.
13/10/23 - A Jo Loves Official collection box, which includes bubble bath and he nay has a bath = £40.00
15/10/23 - Investing in another slow cooker.. he binned the other one - £14.95 Scratch that he got one for £36.00.
17/10/23 - Bored of Lunch slow cooker book and a stand - £9.00 and £10.00.
19/10/23 - IG influenced to buy the full cleaning range from ironandvelvet - £23.00
21/10/23 - 2 pairs of ASOS trainers in the sale. £55.00 and £60.00.
29/10/23 - Primark boots = £22.00, Le Creuset salt and pepper + £45.00
total = £774.21.

November.
01/11/23 - A white ceramic Christmas tree wax melter from The Range. - £14.99.
02/11/23 - A white company candle plate, a b&m candle - £6.00 and £6.00.
10/11/23 - New Uggs = £90.00.
13/11/23 - A new set of pots/pans from George Asda = £30.00.
18/11/23 - A dual Ninja air fryer influenced due by a Hinch post = £179.99. A set of accessories = £19.97
20/11/23 - A toastie maker, 2 baking trays and air fryer book. £25.00. £9.50 x 2. £9.50 = £53.50
21/11/23 - Wax melts = £45.00 (or £54.00 dependent on pack size and availability).
22/11/23 - 2x reed diffuser form HB = £4.98.
25/11/23 - Shopping at Livingston Mall. 2 x Bath and body candle holders = £60.00.
26/11/23 - Showed a new pair of Nikes = £59.97. A pair of Converse trainers as his Nike blazers hurt = Nay idea say £55.00.
30/11/23 - Admitted to buying a pair of snow boots off Amazon months ago and had forgotten about them - £30.00
total= £655.40 (or £664.40)

December

13/12/23 - Showed oof 4 personalised wooden tags. All apart from 3 are for next year's fake under-the-tree presents - he confused every fooker on the pricse. Stated on offer. 4 for £5.
15/12/23 - Stated he had purchased some mare trainers - yet to see.
total ish = £5.00

Year total = £4,567.07 - a very conservative estimate.

Eating oot and in 2022

August.
- 16/08/22 - jamjarpaisley
September.
- 03/09/22 - Café Su breakfast.
- 04/09/22 - Chinese for dinner.
- 08/09/22 - Weatherspoon's brekkie.
- 17/09/22 - Bella Italia Edinburgh - £41.00. With booze.
- 20/09/22 - Early evening oot - booze.
- 28/09/22 - A fuck it Chinese.
Mare than £100 spent.
October.
- 08/10/22 - A Chinese.
- 13/10/22 - JamJar. Chilli fa him and Steal pie fa Deek.
- 14/10/22 - A Chinese.
- 15/10/22 - breakfast somewhere. Not specified.
- 01/10/22 - Farmhouse Inns - approx £20.00.
- 22/10/22 - Takeaway Saturday, na idea wat yet.
Mare than £100 spent.
November.
- 06/11/22 - First time in Wagamamas on Johnny's b/d. Slop of a meal shown. Johnny may be paying. = £12.00
- 06/11/22 - Eat in. Pie, crinkly chips, broccoli and gravy.
- 12/11/22 - M&S sandwich, cake and tea = £17 approx.
- 26/11/22 - At The Vine Prestwick, brekkie with cuppas and cake = £36.35 ish.
- 29/11/22 - Cafe, nay idea where. Burger butty with chips and a side of pickled onions. so guess. £20
total ish = £83.35.
December
- 07/12/22 - Pizza and chips. Why no it's Christmas. Na idea where, say £15 each inc drink = £30.
- 11/12/22 - Costa, mince pie each (£2.35 x 2) and a drink, around £10.60 as not sure what the coffee Deek has.
- 19/12/22 - Chips, curry and a fritter sandwich - nay idea so £20.
- 20/12/22 - A takeaway, not sure what it is so say £20.
Total ish £80.60.

Grand total ish = £363.95.
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Eating oot and in 2023

2023
January.
07/01/23 - Costa Coffee purchases = £8.50. Takeoot = ish £15.00 = £23.50
18/01/23 - Castelvecchi Pizza with chips, deek fish & chips - Nay idea so £25.00
20/01/23 - Maccys - nay idea so £20.00
23/01/23 - Jamjar chilli & wedges. Deek 1/2 pizza & pasta. = £9.50 for Maz= £9.95= £19.00.
28/01/23 - A KFC - £25.00 ish.
Total ish = £112.50.

February.
01/02/23 - A Chinese, nay idea if both have one so = £20.00.
05/02/23 - Brunch. £7.40 and £5.69 (I think) = £13.09.
06/02/23 - Castelvecchi fish and chips & pizza. Poss with a drink so say = £20.00.
15/02/23 - Pasta, chips & onion rings each. Nay idea where he is, so = £20.00 ish.
19/02/23 - Breakfast after a hard 3-hour cleaning shift. (Eggs Slainte & Classic Scotch) - £7.95 & £8.95. = £16.90.
19/02/23 - Pesto pasta at home.
23/02/23 - Kwang Tung, Chinese meal, around £40.00.
Total ish = £129.99.

March.
17/03/23 - Weatherspoon's brekkie and a drink - £14.00 ish
18/03/23 - M&S cafe meal in Edinburgh (possibly with Deeks discount) = £20.00 ish.
18/03/23 - Maccy D's meal = £15.00 ish.
20/03/23 - Went to Clydesbank on the train. Got a Chinese lunch from Walk the Wok. Either £9.50/£10.50 each. Set menu. = £21.00 ish.
20/03/23 - Then a Costa. £10.00 ish.
25/03/23 - A Woodys pizza. £11.99 x 2 = £23.98.
26/03/23 - A late lunch of a Subway sandwich each = £10.00 ish.
28/03/23 - Castelvechhi fish & chips with a pickled onion for Deek and for Mario, chips & a cheesy filled bap with something underneath with 2 pickled onions = £15.00 ish.
29/03/23 - Burger for Deek and a meal for Mario, not sure what it is. Drinks as well. £20.00ish.
Total ish = £148.98 ish.

April.
02/04/23 - Breakfast at Pendulum bar = £25.10.
02/04/23 - Pizza, 2 cokes = £13.99 ish.
03/04/23 - Jamjar Paisley - burger each and a drink = £10.50 each so £21.00, drinks £5.00 ish
08/04/23 - Costa drink and a bite to eat as he felt light-headed = £5.95.
12/04/23 - At Jam Jars for his niece's 15th birthday, nay idea if he bought a meal himself.
18/04/23 - Gabriel's paisley, 2 meals for £13.00.
21/04/23 - Pizza from Castlevecchi = £6.00 and £7.50.
23/04/23 - Pizza and Pasta from JamJar = £19.90.
Total ish = £117.44.

May.
05/05/23 - Chinese. Nay idea so say £15.00.
12/05/23 - Woodyspizza - nay idea what is is - £12.99 and 2 garlic breads with cheese - £6.99.
14/05/23 - Breakfast at Pendulum - £9.95 x 2 = £19.90.
20/05/23 - Starbucks Strawberry Acai - £5.00 ish.
28/05/23 - Maccy D’s = £20.00 ish
29/05/23 - Nando’s = £26.90 ish
Total ish = £106.78.

June.
03/06/23 - Maccy's= £15.00 ish.
22/06/23 - Castelvecchi fish, chips anf gravy. £15.00ish.
24/06/23 - Wetherspoons breakfast each - £4.95 each.
24/06/23 - Maccy McFluffy each. £1.99 x 2
30/06/23 - Tony Macaroni Braehead - Soup each = £11.00. Pizza/Pasta share = £24.95.
Total ish = £79.83.

July.
08/07/23 - 3 courses at Indulge Prestwick. £22.95 x 2
09/07/23 - Went to Edinburgh, Starbucks - £5
09/07/23 - IL Pavone, drinks, a pizza and chips each. £14.95 x 2, £5.95. £4.95 £8.75 = £49.55.
11/07/23 - A blue wkd as they are oof to see The Little Mermaid.
12/07/23 - 18candleriggscafe breakfast - £26.00 ish
21/07/23 - Maccy ds - no idea what he bought, he is cutting doon on crap it seems.
Total ish = £121.45

August.
04/08/23 - Indian at the Multan Tandoori - He'll have the shits later though - Maybe the set menu £21.95.
08/08/23 - Jamjar. = £9.95 x 2
15/08/23 - Spoons and a coke befare work - £4.99.
19/08/23 - Half a dry sandwich and what looks like cat sick soup for maz, and tea soup for deek. Somewhere in East Kirkbride. Nay idea on price, so say £5 the lot.
25/08/23 - A Chinese on his birthday weekend.
26/08/29 - With the fam at Trattoria Genova .
27/08/23 - Birthday ooting - Afternoon tea at Tigerlilly, drink at Harvey Nics and another drink with a meal at Amoremerchantcity.
Total ish = £51.84

Sept
11/09/23 - takeaway in the hoose - nay idea say £15.00
16/09/23 - Edinburgh day oot to The Golden Dragon. £40..20 ish on the food as not sure what Deek has ordered, and a service charge of 10% so £45.00 ish
Total ish = £60.00

October.
07/10/23 - Chinese, nay idea so say £20.00.
14/10/23 - Wetherspoons breakfast - £4.95 x 2.
28/10/23 - China sea restaurant at lunch - nay idea. say £25.00.
28/10/23 - A pizza from Woodys - nay idea. say £10.00.
29/10/23 - An M&S breakie - say £20.00.
Total ish = £63.90.

November.
10/11/23 - JamJar - Half and half = £11.95 x 2 = £23.90.
25/11/23 - Weatherspoon breakfast - £10.00 ish
26/11/23 - A meal at Amoremerchantcity = starter £8.95, Main £13.45 and a drink say £5 x 2 = £55.80
27/11/23 - Breakfast at Castelvecchi fish and chips = £11.00
28/11/23 - Walk the Wok Clydebank - £19.00
Total ish = £119.70.

December.
02/12/23 - Chinese - Nay idea say £20.00.
16/12/23 - Linwood farm, soup and starters = £7.50 and £3.99 x 2 = £15.48
22/12/23 - Chinese = £9.50 is x 2 = £19.00
23/12/23 - Breakfast = £10.00 ish

Total ish = £54.48

Year total = £1166.89 ish - a very conservative estimate.

Back to his threads

Back to his threads.

A list of his thread titles.

Cleaning With Mario
Cleaning With Mario #2
Cleaning With Mario #3
Cleaning with Mario #4
Cleaning With Mario #5 So aye.....
Cleaning With Mario #6 and so forth
Cleaning with Mario #7 Purple Rayn
Cleaning with Mario #8 Cleaning with Marion McKnight
Cleaning with Mario #9 Baldilocks & The Three Hairs
Cleaning with Mario #10 Cleaning with Maris Piper
Cleaning with Mario #11 The bowler hat in the flat
Cleaning with Mario #12 Cluttering With Mario
Cleaning with Mario #13 He can't believe it's not clutter
Cleaning With Mario #14 Marion Potter & the Prisoner of Paisley (Derek)
Cleaning with Mario #15 Take a seat and get some class!!
Cleaning with Mario #16 Maladdin & The Magic Crapet. Smell The Wealth!
Cleaning with Mario #17 Dealing with Mario. He's Classy, Boujee, Ratchet
Cleaning with Mario #18 Spine Bright Like A Diamond
Cleaning with Mario #19 Imperfect Mario - the joinery continues!
Cleaning with Mario #20 The Real Hoosecoat of Paisley
Cleaning with Mario #21 smell the wealth in the plush padded cell
Cleaning with Mario #22 karma on your arse and stovies out your arse
Cleaning with Mario #23 grinch's no 1 fan, who left skids in the pan
Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do
Cleaning with Mario #25 7th November Mario showed to me, his boujee Christmas tree
Cleaning with Mario #26 clutter station in the colour plywood
Cleaning With Mario #27 The Baldie Just Doesn’t Care It’s obvious You Ripped Your Own Flair
Cleaning With Mario #28 Practice makes OK.
Cleaning with Mario #29 We just can’t fadum it. Jumping to conclusions always his delusions
Cleaning with Mario #30 A tat cave in Paisley born & raised in ma hoosecoat I spend ma day
Cleaning with Mario #31 Paisley penthouse with Ring bell, Rayn trapped in plush hell
Cleaning with Mario #32 hair mask in the scent pointless
Cleaning with Mario #33 Mario n’ Covid sitting in a tree, 1000’s dead but he's debt free
Cleaning with Mario #34 Olaplex for non existent hair, stop spending money you silly mare
Cleaning with Mario #35 Panelling whilst paying full rent, in the scent ‘money well spent’
Cleaning with Mario #36 Decorating your flat for instagram validation what a sad situation
Cleaning with Mario #37 Eating Luncheons and Polishing Truncheons
Cleaning with Mario #38 All the lip balms in the land but his crusty lips are dry as sand
Cleaning with Mario #39 Who left IBS stains in the toilet?! D’asgostin!
Cleaning with Mario #40 Klarna on his a$$!
Cleaning with Mario #41 RIP Hall crapet
Cleaning with Mario #42 Autumless Autumn Jurney
Cleaning with Mario #43 A seasonal new thread bespokely ordered to make
Cleaning with Mario #44 Burning Autumn candles while the rest of us sweat in sandals
Cleaning with Mario #45 The cooncil came in with a wrecking ball, smashed letterbox n awww
Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf
Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye
Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.
Cleaning with Mario #49 It really is Candy Cane Lame
Cleaning with Mario #50 Mazza and the McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce
Cleaning with Mario #51 Scheme Queen, face scratched on a sausage. So aye
Cleaning with Mario #52 How the Hinch stole Mario’s Christmas
Cleaning with Mario #53 Spiders in the sheets, meeting fake lovelies oan the streets!
Cleaning with Mario #54 If yeh don’t know, get tae know. So aye
Cleaning with Mario #55 Contradicting with Mario. So aye…so naw
Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction
Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston
Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior
Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye
Cleaning with Mario #60 He gives us a Glimps of his life, but us trolls cause him nothing but strife
Cleaning with Mario #61 TikToking with Mario - the final nail in the coffin
Cleaning with Mario #62 the witchy foul mouthed hedgehog from Beruit so oui and so forth.
Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell
Cleaning with Mario #64 Sharting with Mario - por favor
Cleaning with Mario #65 Using so much Febreze he’s making the other residents of Paisley Towers wheeze#AD
Cleaning with Mario #66 Thinks he’s an Italian Stallion but looks more like a Marion
Cleaning with Mario #67 Smell the Halitosis
Cleaning with Mario #68 He dusnae have a front and back door but he’s got a drawer full of orange Dior
Cleaning with Mario #69 Fight your own fight! Climate change and racial injustice aren't his problem!
Cleaning with Mario #70 He's a fanny, knocked down a Granny, felt put out so whipped the shart card out
Cleaning with Mario #71 Rancid Scheme Queen spent all her Cost of Living payment in one day
Cleaning with Mario #72 He’s had lips full of filler, still resembles an extra fae Jackson’s Thriller
Cleaning with Mario #73 Sharting with Chicken Little
Cleaning with Mario #74 Shartin wae Martin
Cleaning with Mario #75 Petty cash for his autumn stash, Martin reframed hisself in TK Maxx
Cleaning with Mario #76 Hello Hello Bailiffs, you called I can’t hear a thing
Cleaning with Mario #77 Shine bright like a £4 neon yellow pepper
Cleaning with Mario #78 Rats in the attic, snakes oan the app, a bespoke bedsit full of crap
Cleaning with Mario #79 Story time with Martin. Once upon a 876 dots of doom…
Cleaning with Mario #80 Snakes oan this app, Marion hisses. His new scent is Be Inspired 1,000 Wishes
Cleaning with Mario #81 Annual leave time and lo and behold, Shartin Martin has got the cold
Cleaning with Mario #82 Krystal McKnight she had a farm wae a camel toe. Eh aye eh aye ohh
Cleaning with Mario #83 10 times oota 10 Mario pays by Klarna. So Aye
Cleaning with Mario #84 The OG since 2018 but his skirting boards could still do with a clean
Cleaning with Mario #85 Shartin’ Martin and the nightmare before Croc-mas
Cleaning with Mario #86 While Marion was posing with his Crocs and slippers, HB done him up like a kipper
Cleaning with Mario #87 He dreams of the Plaza yet he's trapped in Gaza. So aye and so forth
Cleaning with Mario #88 All the crazies, think Beirut looks like Macys
Cleaning with Mario #89 Tattlers found it queer, when Marion got bespoke invite fur hame oaf the year
Cleaning with Mario #90 Much to his dismay, Mario's been dumped by Ava May
Cleaning with Mario #91 He's pure tacky, pounding the streets of London in his salmon trackie
Cleaning with Mario #92 He never goes anywhere outside his hometown ~ Missgreedy 2023
Cleaning with Mario #93 Blue tick, but still a dick!
Cleaning with Mario #94 “Shine maself apon others” - Mario, 2023
Cleaning with Mario #95 I, Daisy Uncle can never compete with Domboii666
Cleaning with Mario #96 Marion's had a right mare, letting Nathan Todd cut his hair #heyyouguys
Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023
Cleaning with Mario #98 Come oan Barbie, let’s go sharty!
Cleaning with Mario #99 Buys holiday clothes a year in advance, have you had your cost of living payment?
Cleaning with Mario #100 In a world of Marios, be more Janie
Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)
Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye
Cleaning with Mario #103 I, Mas patron Saint of bougie plastic tat also
Cleaning with Mario #104 I clean my bin in the shower & my name is my power.. Also
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
Cleaning with Mario #106 Five foundations and no hoose
Cleaning with Mario #107 Tattlers off to the Costa Teguise in disguise
Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer
Cleaning with Mario #109 Martin is a vile chap, trolling Rita Ora oan that app!
Cleaning with Mario #110 Every little thing he does is tragic
Cleaning with Mario #111 His only chance of having more than one door is an Advent calendar.
Cleaning with Mario #112 the earth & soul of failing at everything since 1983. Also
Cleaning with Mario #113 Christmas time, mistletoe and WHINE
Cleaning with Mario #114 Always the bedsit boyfriend, never the house husband
Cleaning With Mario #115 Swarovski Lifestyle ~ Spumante Budget
Cleaning with Mario #116 Johnny oan holiday wearing sandals Beak arguing with cooncil fur broken handles
Cleaning with Mario #117 Farrow and Ball paint on the walls, earless junkies roam the halls
Cleaning with Mario #118 The only way is Essex
Cleaning with Mario #119 Busy? Naw, Lazy? Aye.
Cleaning with Mario #120 ''Honkin flat, don’t blame the cat”
Cleaning with Mario #121 Lilac Leggings on Tour.
Cleaning with Mario #122 Serviced by Sharon
Cleaning with Mario #123 Denek & Manio Costa Teguise, Lanzarote Spain. Also
Cleaning with Mario #124 Dressed up to sit in the hotel lobby in clothes so small we can see Deek's boaby
Cleaning with Mario #125 In Lindsay Rotte Beak was shining, with his OOTD and bespoke fine dining
Cleaning with Mario #126 He Disney have a clue ..and we don’t give a Donald Duck !
Cleaning with Mario #127 My AOL inbox runneth over.
Cleaning with Mario #128 Shut up Marion.
Cleaning with Mario #129 Introvert, alone and ordinary. Me to a T.
Cleaning with Mario #130 Autumn, so aye.
Cleaning with Mario #131 Why does it always rain on me.
Cleaning With Mario #132 He’s saviour of the arts but not holding in the sharts.
Cleaning With Mario #133 Hard of candle ends (and friends)
Cleaning with Mario Episode #134 The one where Hinch cut him off
Cleaning with Mario #135 Lemsip poured, we’re still bored.
Cleaning with Mario #136 Christmas time, muff melts and wine
Cleaning with Mario #137 I true Scottish icon
Cleaning with Mario #138 “Christmas, so aye”