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12/03/23
An early Mother's Day celebration with Our Trace, Sammy and Matt's mum and nan. Chazza was shouting '
Sober sisters' over the table whilst Our Trace looked absolutely steaming!!!
Noah was getting very spiteful smacking and pinching Chazza's baby bump. This behaviour really needs to be nipped in the bud before the new baby arrives!
15/03/23
Chazza was up dressed and early! She had only got up early to buy Closer Magazine with her article in it. Boy did she have another rant! She had been getting some 'horrible messages' about the headline. "I never, ever said that. I would have loved a girl but I am so blessed and happy that I am pregnant again with another boy. I didn't say that. It got twisted. So, don't jump down my throat. Chuff off. I didn't say it".
SURELY THIS IS YOUR THIRD Pregnancy EH CHAZZA? 
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-23-a-freebie-to-london-what-a-thrill-no-urrr-spent-all-his-time-on-the-window-sill.37974/post-14384191
16/03/23
"Noah's had me up the frigging wall this morning. I've only had 2hrs sleep". What a lovely thing to broadcast! Chazza's off for her 20wk scan to view 'the next heap of trouble she's bringing into the world'.
Chazza went to the scan with Our Trace but there was no sign of Matt. She was filming in the waiting area and filmed another lady waiting in there without her knowledge. Bang out of order as the lady could have been in there for something serious/wanting a termination and not want her identity splashed all over social media.
Chazza's 'baby boyo was cooking nicely'.
So, she's making a joke yet again out of the fact that Noah threw such a paddy when they were leaving soft play that he attacked her again and nearly ripped her hair out.
17/03/23
Using her scan photos as an excuse to do yet another undeclared ad for two companies.
Out with the usual gurning, arm-waving, jumping up-and-down twats for Amanda McPheely's Birthday.
19/03/23
It was Mother's Day and Chazza had grifted flowers with a huge piece of Pampas Grass in the middle of them! Quite ironic really as Pampas Grass is associated with swingers! Noah also shit on her!
They went out for a meal with another couple and their children. Their behaviour was utterly feral in the restaurant. Chazza was taking the piss out of Matt's healthy choice of starter and encouraging them all to laugh at him. Noah was climbing on a chair with a metal fork in his hand. They let Noah pick flowers from the restaurant's display. They encouraged the other child to repeatedly punch his father in the face until he drew blood. You could actually see the blood on the man's teeth. They all found this hilarious!
They also let the children crawl all over the restaurant's floor getting in the way of waiting staff. Imagine going out for a Mother's Day meal and having to see and hear all this. Utterly appalling.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-23-a-freebie-to-london-what-a-thrill-no-urrr-spent-all-his-time-on-the-window-sill.37974/post-14440495
20/03/23
Chazza had a very draining day today. The house sale had fallen through and they've been having to pay two mortgages hence Matt's return back to his plastering job.
21/03/23
Noah eating before swimming even though you're advised not to.
They went to soft play later with her friend Bliss (Squidward) and her son Ralph. Noah pushed Ralph down the slide and the child lost his balance. Yet again, Noah wasn't told off. Just laughed at.
23/03/23
This will become reality soon if Chazza doesn't change her diet!
25/03/23
Chazza reached a new low today by filming her and Noah sitting on the toilet.
Mandy Harro came over to stay and Matt was in extremely high spirits!!
26/03/23
The Hello Fresh advert that was a complete cock-up. The end result looks nothing like the recipe and a total mess!
27/03/23
Mandy Harro couldn't go home as she had a flat tyre. We wondered if Pob had done it?
Just look how Chazza has spelt annihilated!!
28/03/23
Chazza's had to resort to Gaviscon. Hardly surprising the amount of crap she's constantly eating!
Today we were introduced to 'Kimbo', a family friend and her cleaner who had cleaned for them for years (although she looked not that long out of school). Chazza did a make-over on Kimbo who was compared to a young Kate Moss.
29/03/23
And here comes another rant!! Chazza had a lot of backlash for calling Kimbo, 'who was a family friend and somebody they had known for years', a cleaner. It was demeaning to the poor girl.
After Paul O'Grady's sudden death (RIP), Chazza yet again made it all about her dad.
Noah was ill yet again. Chazza spent the day slobbing around in her PJs and filming Kimbo as she cleaned.
Noah headbutted her bump but all Chazza said was "Calm down, calm down, he'll kick you back".
30/03/23
And now 'mummy's not well'.
Pob doesn't grin like this with Chazza!!
More fool you Anoushka Designs. Noah never slept once in his freebie bedroom you did at the old house and now you're doing two rooms this time.
Noah found some chocolate in Chazza's dressing gown past 10pm and she let him eat it. He won't have any teeth left soon.
31/03/23
Our Trace came around with chips n graveh for Chazza who still had an upset stomach and Noah was still up at 11pm.
01-02/04/23
They all went away on yet another gifted stay. Noah was once again back on the window sill.
Look at the state of that room!
Chazza filmed Noah with his little hand dangerously near a pancake machine at breakfast.
She was also laughing about Noah screaming at her every morning. You won't be laughing when you have a sleeping baby constantly woken up!
As soon at they got home they ordered a huge takeaway!
03/04/23
Eating Monster Munch and belching - charming. She actually looks full-term here!
04/04/23
05/04/23
Putting Rice Krispie cakes in the oven when you just put them in the fridge!
In one story, she's commending her sister Sammy's work for a suicide charity.
And in the next, it's back to me, me, me again as she's moaning about insignificant things like bad weather which is making her feel 'depressed'.
They went to an Easter Party and the 'Easter Bunny', as Chazza called him, was the White Rabbit out of Alice in Wonderland. He should have made his excuses by saying "I'm late" and ran off as he was asked to kiss her bump. She even paid paps that day and it made the Daily Mail.
06/04/23
Another weird edit. Just look at Les' superimposed 'arm and hand'.
Whoever is creating these is seriously in need of help!
Noah's 2yr Health Visitor Check
07/04/23
Noah had his 2yr check with the Health Visitor. Chazza said 'Noah was exceptional for his age' but instead of making it about him, as usual, she made it about herself claiming "it was down to all the HARD WORK THEY'VE PUT IN!"
IF Noah is as intelligent as she makes out, which is very questionable, it's purely down to the hard work the nurseries have put in.
Noah scored over 60.
Scores of 85-115 are within normal range (as shown on the document below). *may vary
Noah's speech has been very delayed.
She then went on a huge, smug rant about whoever called Social Services. "That horrible troll, that weirdo, that obviously fucking rang Social Services on us. I hope you've seen my story about the Health Visitor coming around and that 'Noah is exceptional for his age. Bore off". She then gave the V sign.
Then she carried on about how "hopefully it will really piss you off and make you feel this big as both her and Matthew are doing an amazing job".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/charlotte-dawson-25-still-moaning-about-trolls-tattle-read-your-new-wiki-thatll-make-you-rattle.38876/post-15092761
Chazza and Our Trace went to a Hen Do in Glasgow and she 'forgot' to book hotel accomodation for their stay blaming 'baby brain'.
08/04/23
There was yet more drama once Chazza got back home. Matt had taken Noah out on Fairhaven Lake in a hired boat and the pair of them were not wearing any life jackets. Chazza went on blaming the boat company. She said they didn't have any but Noah wanted to go on one. "There were no life jackets and we're not trying to hurt our child. Keep your opinions to yourself and bore the fuck off".
If there weren't any life jackets available for some reason or another then don't take him on one - simple! Tell him NO for once and walk away. Go another time. The fact that Noah is your child ultimately leaves Matt responsible! End of.
She was also complaining that some people had said she was taking attention away from the bride-to-be at the Hen Do and she 'wasn't like that'. Short memory you have eh Chazza?
09/04/23
Chazza put up a post saying around Easter time she suffered the 'miscarriage' when in fact last year over the Easter weekend, she was in London partying with friends. Then she made the post into an undeclared ad.
And then does yet another unfunny TikTok. You might want to change your child's nappy first. Priorities eh Chazza?
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10/04/23
Yet another 'lazy day' for Chazza today and both of them were eating popcorn at 10am. Popcorn is a huge choking risk for a young child.
12/04/23
This is the face of a man who looks completely and utterly fucked off with all of her shit!
Too lazy to put a wash on, doing the nursery run in her pyjamas and Our Trace getting her face pumped full of Botox!
She still managed to do a revolting reel in her laundry room though later jiggling her breasts up and down, thrusting out her belly and gurning.
14/04/23
Chazza's ill yet again but still had other children around which was very inconsiderate of her.
15/04/23
Not too ill to go out with the usual suspects for a Birthday lunch today though!
16/04/23
Poor Noah. As his neglectful 'parents' have not sought medical help for his cheek, he is most likely going to have to go through the trauma of a biopsy now.
17/04/23
Chazza did a reel in her living room. Her minions insisted there was an orb present which could have been her dad. Her dad is Les Dawson by the way (in case you had forgotten).
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So, Chazza has apparently found a woman called Amanda to help them get Noah into his own bedroom before June and she is starting a food and sleep course for a structure before the new baby arrives. Also, she aims to get Noah off of his three bottles of milk during the night but she's not starting this until after their holidays. Could this be true or just yet another ad?
18/04/23
They went to Chester Zoo very overdressed today. Chazza had paid the paps and it made the Daily Mail. Did Chazza's jacket have DAWSY emblazoned on the back of it ffs?
19/04/23
Chazza had a hospital appointment for Gestational Diabetes today accompanied with Our Trace. They sat there looking through old photos and Our Trace even brought along Noah's first curl in what looked like a sandwich bag. Chazza had brought along something to eat after her blood
test as she had been fasting. It was a Crunchie chocolate bar and a can of Diet Coke!!
After Chazza came out of the hospital and was sitting in her car, she said "she was getting pains". If she was having pains, why didn't she go back into the hospital? Also, she had a miraculous recovery from her sciatica also.
Chazza announced that she had found out she didn't have Gestational Diabetes, which was in itself an utter medical miracle, so she 'celebrated' that evening with a chippy tea!
20/04/23
Chazza had a day out with Noah today and had a chippy lunch (second day in a row). They then visited Les' statue and Noah said 'Grandad Les' for the first time. Not surprising really as that's what he hears all the time!
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22/04/23
Another gross, breast-grabbing TikTok. You can really see the scar on Noah's cheek here.
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Designs were shown for Noah's new bedroom which looked pretty beige.
Chazza and Matt had a child-free date night!
