Becki Jones

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About Becki

Becki Jones is a TikToker aged 31, who lives at home with her Mum and Dad in Ellesmere Port, Cheshire, UK. They have a bidet and that is how she ensures her bum hole and surrounding area is skid free. She has a mirror in her bedroom, not a framed picture of the wallpaper. She loves adding random “m” sounds at the end of words. E.g. oreganum for oregano and her intro for most of her videos is “hi everywum."

Becki has over 700k followers on TikTok, however, the majority of followers seem to be “hate” commenters who drive up Becki’s engagement. As a result, she gets the odd brand deal or advert to do but appears to be quickly dropped when businesses work out she isn’t “influential” in the sense they want her to be.

Becki is morbidly obese and both smokes and vapes. She has visibly bad skin, lots of fillings, missing teeth, jaundiced skin round her eyes, a buffalo hump of fat on her back and a tyre where her neck should be, eyes that are being swallowed by the fat on her face, badly swollen feet & hands, gets red, sweaty & out of breath walking a few paces, gets back ache from carrying a bag from store exit to her car, snores really badly, always feels tired, but claims that her GP said she is “perfectly fit and healthy”. She has an obvious ED / junk food addiction which is fully enabled by her parents. She preaches to her audience that no one should restrict themselves and that eating the way she does is fine. She admits that she’s a smoker, & tries to pass it off as not being a big deal.

Most of her content revolves around eating 3000+ calories a day with zero nutritional value and obsessing over her 16 year old niece, Paige. She claims not to care about trolls and hate comments, but makes regular pity party videums in which she tearfully martyrs herself by addressing the hate saying she’s strong and can take it because TikTok is her career and she’ll never stop. This naturally drives up the validation comments. Around 20% of her following are people who engage with her positively, most of these people appear deluded and a bit thick. Claiming it is “normal” to eat processed takeaways 7 times a week and saying 1000 calories for a meal is “normal”. Any sane person commenting with even any kind and helpful information is shot down by the same few followers.

Becki has always been work-shy. Before TikTok she worked 2 days per week, term times only, with a degree in Childhood and Youth Professional Studies that she got a 2:2 in. She later took a level 3 vocational qualification in early years care and briefly worked as an assistant to a disabled student. In 2022, Becki left her job claiming that she wished to work in a nursery setting. She has since made no mention of job hunting, stating she “lost her drive for it” and now prefers her dead end “TikTok career“ which allows her to eat her way along the fast track to disability benefits.

She embarked on a very brief ”weight loss journey” in 2021, on which she lost a grand total of about 5lbs before giving up & blaming the pressure of social media for her failure. Since then, she has denied that she was ever on a weight loss journey, claiming it was “little lifestyle changes.” She has subsequently steadily piled on weight while employing heavy duty filters to try to make herself appear slimmer, but consistently denies that she has ever used filters. In August 2024 Becki announced her intention to have weight loss surgery, only to change her mind the very next day.

She has no life of her own, but tags along like a giant toddler with her mum / sister everywhere that they take her nieces and nephews (just in case you didn’t know, Becki absolutely loves being an auntum.) There is always junk food involved in these outings, with her taking every opportunity to stuff herself and her younger relatives with highly processed, high sugar, high fat, high salt crap. She went on a trip to New York in 2017 with her mum & has made it her entire personality alongside eating junk non stop & being a “dance Aunty.” Despite her qualifications in childcare, Becki has clearly forgotten all her safeguarding training; and regularly uses her small nieces and nephews for content on her platform, which largely attracts hate and trolls.

Becki's nieces both do Morris dancing which Becki would frequently post about, also posting videos of a suitcase full of food that she would bring as her "packed lunch" - see Suitcase Sunday below. In 2024 she infamously got a 5-year-old banned from Morris dancing and was then forced to stop posting any more content about it.

Becki seems to have peaked at the age of 12 & has not matured emotionally since then. She still uses her school days as a reference point including her claim that she excelled at sports. She also does not take very helpful advice about her skincare. Consistent with being mentally 12, Becki will use skincare whose target audience is about 13. She says she has “rossius” (rosacea) but lots of us think it’s just her skin screaming for nutritious food, hydration & appropriate skincare. Becki has terrible hygiene and seems to pride herself on this. She often goes live on Tiktok with greasy hair and food stuck in her teeth. When someone commented on her visibly greasy hair once during a live she replied she didn’t need to wash it as she had “done it a few days ago” .

She had a dog who looks like the most tortured soul we've ever seen, he was named after the love of Becki's life Olly Murs, but we prefer to call him Rickets. He sadly passed away in May 2024 after having evidently been ill for some time, not helped by Becki who Search gave him terrible food and didn't walk him often enough. #RIPRickets

Becki likes to claim that trolls are just “jealous” of her. What of, we are yet to find out. Other ludicrous claims from Becki are:

Outrageous claims from Beckatron

Her WIEIADs videums are very inaccurate. If we are to believe them, she would be in calorie deficit for her size, and losing weight. Becki strongly denies this and apparently she defies the laws of thermodynamics. To maintain a 25 stone frame takes a considerable amount of calories.

Claiming to know how to budget meals due to working in a deprived area 2 days per week (job since quit as she enjoys being called a unit every day)

Says we should “love our imperfections” then hides her chins with numerous objects during lives and videos and only wears the same leggings and tops. Also filters the life out of herself.

Makes out that she rarely gets takeaways and people unfairly pick on her for getting them once or twice a week when she's tired. Actually gets them most days, often more than once a day. Threads have a running "Takeaway Tracker" where we count up every time Becki gets a takeaway.

Claims to be a “foodie” yet we have never seen her eat any quality food. She will be visibly aroused eating a kebab or a Big Mac.

Claiming she has a fear of choking but then shovelling in large spoonfuls of food.

Claims she doesn’t like biting down with front teeth then videos herself taking large bites out of hard food (eg Easter eggs) with front teeth.

Her “best friend” is never seen on her videos but we believe it to be Declan, an ex-mod.

Becki’s content

Becki started her TikTok in 2020 when she and her niece Paige decided to film themselves making hot chocolate in a slow cooker. Paige didn't want the video on her own TikTok and told Becki to make a new one for it. Somehow the video gained traction and thousands of people followed Becki. Ever since then, she has continued to post content and typically comes out with several videos a day, most of which focus on junk food. Her most common types of video are:

• GRWM (Get Ready With Me) showing her outfit/makeup for the day
• WIEIAD (What I Eat In A Day) - blatantly dishonest as it's often apparent from the video that she ate far more than she said.
• Takeaways - frequent
• Buying huge "hauls" of junk food and plastic tat at B&M, Home Bargains, Costco, or a supermarket
• "Dishing Out Tea" - Becki serves her family's dinner, with far bigger portions for herself than her parents.
• "What Will The Wheel Decide?" - Becki uses an online "wheel" decision maker thing to decide which drink/takeaway to get or which supermarket to go to, etc.
• Baking/cooking - often from meal kits or heating frozen food
• "Workout"/dance/walk videos
• "Sunday packed lunch" - what we call Suitcase Sunday, see below.
• New menu - Becki religiously keeps track of whenever McDonalds, Starbucks, Costa, Greggs, and various supermarkets have new seasonal menu items out and always wants to be the first to try the whole range.

Becki has since tried and failed to recapture the "success" of her original hot chocolate video, including remaking the video with Paige, and trying out various gimmicks with food. She often takes it upon herself to reeeview junk food items, but is incapable of actually describing flavours / textures, leaving the viewer no more enlightened. Everything is “so so good” or amazin or bluuuddy lovely or “my fave.”

Becki loves to “dance”. These videos are often high on engagement from the trolls. Becki has the dancing skills of a potatum but still continues to post videos of herself “dancing”. We use the term loosely as her feet do not move. We think this is another part of her obsession with Paige, who does Morris dancing every Sunday. As of 2024 Becki is again trying to make "small lifestyle changes" which involve her continuing to eat 3000+ calories a day while going on short walks twice a week and doing "dance workouts." She does these very slowly while speeding them up for TikTok, if you play them at regular speed you can see just how slow she is!

Becki is suspected of having a lot of undeclared ads. She often makes videos about trying new snacks/products (some of which were probably gifts), or will make multiple videos in a row about trying food from the same place. In May 2024 she made quite a few videos about M&S food and deleted comments asking if it was undeclared advertising. She appeared to have been given free tickets to Girls Aloud and added the hashtag "#complimentary" (sic), if the tickets were gifted then she should have clearly labelled it AD. Not knowing the law around disclosure is neglecting a hugely important part of her "job" as an influencer!

She never posts a video less than one minute long which is the minimum length before you make any money from it. Having nothing meaningful to say doesn't stop her and she is happy to sit there repeating herself, padding out her speech with "um" and silences, or just staring blankly at the camera.

Disordered eating

Becki's food intake consists of processed unhealthy junk, she rarely eats fresh fruit or veg; and every meal has to be infused with butter, sugar and white bread. She cannot even eat porridge without adding huge serving spoons of Nutella or choc chips - in one video she was staying in a caravan and "forgot" to get Nutella so resorted to putting chocolate biscuits on her Weetabix. She rarely drinks water, and is addicted to full sugar cowwwwwk, which she guzzles by the can from the minute she wakes up (early afternoon) till late at night. In one video Becki claimed she drank 3-6 cans a day which, as well as being a fairly "conservative" estimate, means she gets around 1000 calories a day just from the Coke. She eats most of her meals in her bedroom. It is probable that she uses her dad's stairlift to transport herself and her trays of food up there.

She demonstrates many signs of disordered eating:

• Lying a lot about what she eats. As above, her WIEIAD videos are clearly inaccurate otherwise she'd be in a calorie deficit and losing weight. There are sometimes "continuity errors" where she serves herself what looks like a reasonable portion but then later in the video can be seen eating much more.
  
  
• Using food to calm herself down or feel better about herself. E.g. when she had recently passed her driving test and drove to Liverpool, this stressed her out because she hadn't driven there before and she insisted on stopping for a McDonalds to soothe herself.
  
  
• A fixation with preparing food. A lot of her videos focus on serving her daily meals, and setting up "grazing tables" or food "stations" for family celebrations. She always has to be the one to serve dinner in her house, and will give Cath and Ian tiny portions while taking the rest for herself.
  
  
• Getting upset if whatever food she wanted isn't available or if she thinks someone took her food. A particularly memorable example was when her family ordered from Dominos and she nearly had a meltdown thinking that they'd forgotten her cookies
  
  
• Eating in her car and bedroom away from other people. She rarely joins her family unless it's some kind of special occasion and they're getting food together. Becki once justified not liking to eat with her terminally ill dad by saying that he doesn't enjoy the same things on TV as she does!
  
  
• Insisting on being the one to decide what to make for dinner, what restaurant to go to or what takeaway to order, etc. Becki decides what the family's dinner will be every day of the week except Sunday when Cath makes a roast; Becki is frequently rude to her and makes a point of saying that she doesn't like roasts. We suspect she reacts this way because it's the one day of the week where she does not make the main meal herself or decide how much to serve to everyone.

Becki's videos appear to often get demonetised for encouraging disordered eating. People on other sites have shared screenshots confirming that the video was demonetised after they reported it.

Becki’s “hate” of trolls

Despite her engagement being from trolls and this being what boosts her TikTok pocket money, Becki loves to post videos of herself crying every few weeks, pretending she is impacted by the trolls.

Tattlers see through this routine and recognise she does this to try and up her positive engagement - when this declines again, another crying video comes out.

Becki knows that the engagement is from hate. She ignores helpful advice in her comments such as filtering out words, or only allowing followers to comment - this would filter out many accounts who don’t follow her (her following is 400+ but her views are high but engagement low, obviously people gawping at her strange life.) It would then be easier to sift through the followers who have followed to troll. Other strategies could include spending a set amount of time each day blocking accounts that have been on her profile for over a year. However, Becki refuses to do any of these things, and insists TikTok is her "job."

Becki makes pocket money on TikTok from being roasted and has no self respect. Any person who did would adopt these ideas so they could still do their videos but also protect their mental health. Unfortunately, this woman is manipulative and knows without her trolls she is nothing but takes advantage of the few kind souls that follow her by putting on crocodile tears when she wants positive attention.

Becki style icon moments 💫

Dresses like a frump, mainly leggings with a high necked marquee over the top. On special occasions, she upgrades to Bon Marche dresses and gets her hair & makeup done in the style of John Travolta in Hairspray.

Alternates between two necklaces; a Claire’s chain which is too small for her and a piece of string with a Harry Potter symbol.

Wears fake market stall Crocs with everything because her feet are like giant blocks of cheddar & she can no longer tie her own laces.

Wore a 1996 style child’s hair band till it disintegrated because it was filthy (probably)

Wears sunglasses even in -10 weather conditions on top of her head.

Wore a rugby top tucked into a Bon Marche pleated skirt from 1976.

Has not heard of an underwired bra.

Has fine, straight hair but uses Cantu which is made for thick, textured/curly/coiled hair. Since it is wrong for Becki's hair type it weighs the hair down and makes her head look even greasier.

Becki family tree

Becki lives at home with her mum Cath and dad Ian. Ian is younger than Cath and is her second husband. Becki has four much older half-siblings, and several niecums and nephewms including:

• Rachel - claims to be 41, believed to be closer to 90. Mum to Paige, Reece, and Tyler, who are all teenagers. 16-year-old Paige is the only one who will agree to appear on Becki's social media, and Becki has spent a decade obsessing over her. Rachel used to be a similar size as Becki but has had bariatric surgery and kept the weight off.
  
  
• John - Becki's older brother and the father of her youngest niecums, Willow and Nancy.
  
  
• Two other older sisters - one of whom is the mother of Becki's adult niece Leah. Leah has two children, Becki's great-niecum Porscha and great-nephewm Parker. Becki's parents are Porscha and Parker's great-grandparents.

Becki's extended family includes:

• An aunt that they visit “in London” but is actually near Guildford.
• Melissa, Becki's cousin through another aunt (Cath's sister.) Becki infamously had Melissa's 5-year-old daughter Nellie kicked out of her Morris dancing club - see "Morrisgate/Melissagate" below.
• Nan, dead.
• Olly "Rickets", taxidermy dog (see below), also dead, previously undead
• Derek, pigeon

Jeremy Kyle Jones

Becki and her family definitely would fit in on Jeremy Kyle. Here are some chavvy as hell incidents:

Becki's chav sister, Rachel, filming her very poorly Nan and posting it to Instagram on a public account. Lots reported it and it was gone. Next day, motor mouth Rachel comes on swearing, saying it didn’t get taken down, the story just expired. She did not seem to have a brain cell to utilise to consider it’s undignified and disgusting.

Becki filming herself in hospital with her poorly Nan. Conversations can be heard in the background from other people, this could be other visitors or staff. Either way, it’s a confidential environment and most hospitals do not allow filming in wards.

Rachel has no concerns with her daughter dressing with arse cheeks and breasts out on TikTok. This has been going on since Paige was 13. She is clearly a child, and the saves on her videos are disturbing.

For Paige's 16th birthday her brothers shared birthday wishes, calling her a bitch and talking about her beating people up.

Leah posted pictures on Facebook of her and her kids preparing to go out to Becki's 30th birthday party. Becki's estranged half-sisters decided to air some dirty laundry in the comments, sharing their grievances that they/their other children were not invited!

Leah shared a TikTok of five-year-old Parker swearing and saying fuck this and cunt that, which she clearly thought was hilarious!

Leah likes to have holidays in Tenerife and after returning from one of these trips, posted on Facebook selling cheap cigarettes from the duty free.

Big Creeper Becki

You'll often see comments on Becki's videos about how she "should have her hard drive checked" or similar, this is because of her obvious interest in kids and lack of boundaries around them. She clearly aims her content at kids/teenagers as she often features her nieces and nephews, talks about media/hobbies children are interested in, talks in terms of school nights and school holidays etc. She rarely uses any language stronger than "bloody" or discusses topics inappropriate for an audience under the age of about 13. At one point she would very rarely post before 3.30pm when children are leaving school, but after people commented on this, she started posting a lot more breakfast and GRWM videos in the morning. Her niece Leah, who is a few years younger than Becki, is also on TikTok and the difference between them is obvious because Leah has a job, her own children, and age-appropriate friends who don't live halfway across the country.

Paige obsession

Becki has an obvious fixation with Paige that has so far lasted a decade - her Insta shows that it began in 2014 when Paige was six years of age. At that time Becki was 21, was a student, and should have been enjoying her life with friends her own age.

Becki makes a lot of TikTok content with Paige and will often talk about her off topic. She will bring up Paige in response to something unrelated e.g. on a live someone mentioned grapes and Becki said Paige likes grapes. Before Becki passed her driving test, she would often mention "taking" Paige to various places, when in reality she didn't take her anywhere, as she didn't drive. Becki often goes out with Paige for treats, junk food, shopping, etc. just the two of them, this encourages Paige to follow her aunt's unhealthy eating habits and comes across as bribing her to spend time with Becki.

When making videos, Paige will deliberately troll Becki by winding her up and filming her from unflattering angles. We believe Paige puts up with her to gain followers, and because Becki pays for a lot of things for her and drives her around to her dance classes and competitions.

Here are just a few examples of why Becki's behaviour around Paige causes concern:

• She has shared a bed with Paige at least twice. When Becki was staying in a mobile home with Rachel's family, she insisted on sharing the double bed with Paige, even though another bed was available. If Becki can't fit into a single bed it would be much more appropriate for her to share with Rachel! At Tokfest 2024 Becki shared a hotel room with Paige and they either (it's not clear from the video)shared a double bed or put twin beds together.
  
  
• When Paige's family was on holiday, Becki stayed in their house, slept nude in Paige's bed, and used her makeup and toiletries - see "Greatest hits" below.
  
  
• Leaving comments open on videos that feature Paige, and not deleting troll comments about her - some of which are very offensive in nature.
  
  
• Making a very inappropriate joke in a video about Paige "coming", and then giggling, so it was clear exactly what she meant. Paige was only 13-14 when this video was taken!
  
  
• Becki posted a video of her and Paige eating ice cream in the car. Paige was wearing very short shorts because it was hot outside, and Becki focused the camera on Paige's thighs the whole time.
  
  
• Becki often talks about how much she relies on Paige emotionally and says that Paige is her "best friend", "inspiration", "role model", etc. That's an unhealthy level of emotional dependence for an adult to have on a child.
  
  
• Spending a huge amount of money (which likely added up to over £1,000) in less than a month on Paige's 16th birthday and prom - see "Greatest hits" below. Her birthday presents for Paige included a pair of pyjamas that looked like lingerie, Paige may well have asked for them but Becki should have realised they were not appropriate for her to buy.
  
  
• Putting Paige's safety at risk by telling the world which station she travels from to go to college.

Ask yourself how such behaviour would come across if this were a 31-year-old man and his 16-year-old niece/nephew?

Becki is evidently aware that people comment on her attachment to Paige. On this Insta story she said, "I don't care what people say anymore" and called Paige her "inspiration in life" and "go to person." Becki evidently doesn't care that she's putting Paige under pressure by expecting her to be an emotional crutch for an adult. Or that Paige may not want to be the subject of gossip and teasing about her creepy aunt.

Other worrying behaviour around kids

• Using the kids in her family for content and freely plastering their faces online. As they are under 18 (including Paige) they are too young to consent to being featured on her social media.
  
  
• Becki's public Insta account contains hundreds of photos and videos of her nieces and nephews as babies/young children. This includes photos of them in school uniform, in the bath, in their nappies, in a hot tub, and at school sports days. Her pinned highlights on Insta are almost all of children.
  
  
• Inappropriate photos and comments about nieces/nephews other than Paige. For example, a photo of Becki kissing Porscha full on the lips when Porscha was a baby, or a Tweet on her old account where she said she liked to kiss and cuddle her nephew (then aged 13-14) and admitted she had looked around his bedroom when he wasn't there.
  
  
• Buying clothes for Paige and Porscha that you wouldn't expect an aunt to buy for her nieces - such as short shorts and little leotards for dancing. Becki happily shows these off on camera, catering to predators even when she doesn't show the kids!
  
  
• Becki responds to children on live and had a 13-year-old child as a moderator on her lives for a while. Although Becki's own content is largely child-friendly, some of the comments most certainly are not!
  
  
• Becki would regularly film Paige and Porscha's Morris dancing classes and share it on her TikTok, with the faces of strangers' children fully visible to her thousands of followers. There is no way she has asked the parents of all these children if she can film them, and the kids themselves are too young to consent. This went on for years and only stopped when she was seemingly asked not to post about the Morris dancing (see "Morrisgate/Melissagate" below.)

Becki's family doesn't seem to have much regard for online safety; as above, Paige's mum Rachel happily shares videos of her daughter in revealing clothes and told the world on social media where Paige's birthday party was being held. But you would expect Becki to know better because she has worked with children and is trained in safeguarding. Her social media may cause her to fail background checks if she were looking for a job again.

Examples of other bad behaviour by Becki

Being a dick to her family

Becki's dad Ian is terminally ill and was disabled before his illness as well, but Becki will repeatedly use him for content and shove a camera in his face. She also leaves up hateful comments about him from trolls on her videos. She films him at times when he clearly does not want to be filmed, and then won't spend time with him the rest of the time. Once saying she doesn't eat with him because they can't agree on what to watch on TV. Becki hit a new low when she gave him a Stanley Cup for his birthday and then, a few months later, took it and kept it for herself saying that was OK because he didn't use it. Ian has vascular dementia but Becki did not donate any money when Lea took part in a sponsored run to raise money for dementia research.

Becki is very proud of having the biggest bedroom in the house because she's "the baby of the family." She insists on staying in this room, which is the only one on the ground floor, even though Ian is disabled and needs a stairlift to get upstairs.

Becki is frequently rude to Cath on camera, especially over food. Examples include snapping at her for asking if Becki had remembered something Cath wanted from McDonalds; or when Becki had been gifted some cakes and Cath was trying to choose one and Becki got exasperated and said "you only get one, Mum!" (There were plenty of cakes!) Cath likes to make a roast on Sundays, and Becki makes a points of saying she hates roasts just to spite Cath.

Making a bitchy "joke" about Rachel's age on camera at Rachel's birthday party.

In one video Becki was staying in a caravan for Paige and Porscha's dance competition and made what was clearly a mean remark about not wanting to invite someone, but then the video hastily cut off as she evidently realised it wouldn't make her look good!

Lying about what she eats

Becki went through a stage where she said she had given up Coke and fizzy drinks for the sake of her health. Despite this, she had a ton of other sugary drinks including hot chocolate, slushies, and milkshakes. There were also multiple occasions where she was clearly hiding Coke - including in a Suitcase Sunday video where there was a bottle visible in her bag, and in a video of her having lunch in a pub where she carefully hid what was in her glass. Eventually she gave up and started openly drinking Coke again.

In Suitcase Sunday videos Becki will bring out multipacks of crisps, sweets, biscuits, and so on to put in the lunchboxes - generally giving herself, Paige, and Porscha one bag each, so about half the multipack is left. None of this food ever appears in her other videos throughout the week, which is highly suspicious unless Cath and Ian have a habit of eating multipacks between them (we doubt it.)

Becki once made a batch of 18 brownies (clearly shown on the tray.) She claimed to have only eaten one or two, but then the following day went out to buy doughnuts for dessert at a family dinner, and a couple of days later got another brownie at Starbucks. This strongly suggests she ate the entire 18 brownies within 1-3 days of making them. Her parents wouldn't have had any as Cath was on holiday, Ian is diabetic, and Becki hates sharing with them anyway.

There have been several occasions where Becki ate a double or triple burger yet claimed she didn't order it and they just happened to give her an extra patty. She once said this was because she'd asked for her burger without bacon, but you could clearly see the bacon on the burger!

Dangerous road use

Becki has repeatedly filmed herself while driving in traffic, sometimes with Paige or her other nieces/nephews in the car with her. This is against the law and she risks being stopped by police.

She had a night out and then the following day posted a video of her driving to buy snacks and painkillers for a hangover. This would have affected her driving and she may still have been over the legal limit.

She drives wearing Crocs that are several sizes too big for her and could impair her from braking properly. Again, if police catch you doing this, you can be fined for driving without due care and attention which is against the Highway Code.

Her size will affect her driving, for example as can be seen in this video, her stomach is inches from the wheel and she won't be in full control of the car. She will also not be able to look around properly or check her blind spots.

In multiple videos you can see that her nieces and nephews don't wear a seatbelt in her car.

Rickets 700BC - 29th May 2024

Rickets was Becki's "dog" Olly. There is extensive lore relating to Rickets. There is speculation that he was born in 1630, although some estimates put his birth date closer to 700BC. Rickets lived a long, hard life in London. In his youth Rickets found employment as a spy in the King's household until he was called upon to fight in the Civil Wars. Siding with the Parliamentarians, it is unclear to what extent Rickets played a role in the execution of Charles I, although he protests his innocence to this day. Rickets went on to survive both the Great Fire of London and the outbreak of bubonic plague in 1666. Rickets whereabouts during the 18th century are unknown, however he is found again in the 19th century in public health records. Rickets sadly succumbed to typhoid fever, tuberculosis and cholera in 1856 after which, his body was possessed by the spirit of a sickly Victorian boy (name unknown).

We are currently unsure of how he came to be in the possession of The Bison in the Port, but we are confident he was being held against his will.

He ostensibly copped it on 29th May 2024 after being very ill for a long time. He was not eating, pissing everywhere (hopefully on Beckum’s pillow) and looked like a chicken carcass. Only a few days previously he had been howling and whining while Becki was recording another of her "snack reviews" which should have alerted her that something was wrong. Within a few hours of his passing Becki had posted a tacky tribute video including one of her holding him while he was dying. Who wants a camera on them at a time like that?!

However, Tattlers have since discovered he faked his death and is now living it up in Greece - where our own Lillybee2020 spotted him during a holiday. RIG (Rest In Greece.)

Nicknames include:
NikNak
RikNak
Pauline Fowler
Pauline Growler
The Victorian Boy
Olly

Other people mentioned on Becki's threads

Declan ("Scottish Declan") - Family friend and ostensibly Becki's best friend. He used to be a mod for her social media, although he refuses to appear on it. He is gay but Becki has tried to use him to pretend that she had a boyfriend - e.g. in the past she would sometimes go to visit him and stay in a Travelodge nearby, and would drop clumsy "hints" that she was visiting her partner when she was obviously there to see Declan. He owns a business making "grazing tables" for events, parties, etc. which Becki tries to copy by filling a table with cheap sweets whenever her family is celebrating something.

Zoe - Another friend of Becki, with whom she went to uni. They rarely seem to hang out or spend any time together although they've gone to Nandos a couple of times.

Cory, Lea, and Charly Anne - A group of TikTokers from Wales. Cory (@corysworldd) and Lea (@leacharlottexx) are a couple and are close friends with Charly (@charlyannec) who lives near them. They are all very overweight, albeit less so than Becki, and much of their content revolves around junk food like hers does. They became "friends" with Becki - sort of - via TikTok and in 2024 invited her on a gifted cruise with them, subsequently she has been hanging out with them a lot and travelling to see them.

Ieuan and Kane - Friends of Cory and co., who will sometimes tag along with them in videos.

Blake - Another friend of Becki's who occasionally pops up in videos going out for meals with her.

Becki enablers

Most positive comments on Becki's channel are from an army of enablers who will defend her even if she digested five tons of lard in one sitting. So far we’ve heard:

Drinking full fat cola in the morning for breakfast is normal.
Eating 0-1 portions of fruit and veg a day is standard.
Yellow around the eyes is normal.
Multiple takeaways per week is “normal” and everyone who says different is “jealous”.

Becki also has gigantic portions when she cooks from home. On a chilli con carne video tattlers counted SIX large ladles of rice, around 300g of mince, 100g of cheese plus two thick slices of bread. Calorie intake for one day has often come in at 5k or more but this is “healthy”

We believe one of the main reasons why Becki's enablers defend her is because they think she has a learning disability (she does not.)

Top Enablers League Table:
1. Alex "Rumplestiltskin" Robson
2. "Evenstar"
3. Laura
4. Sjas
5. Rainef
6. JoDi
7. Annie
8. Shay
9. MLM22

Suitcase Sunday

"Suitcase Sunday" is what we call it when Becki goes to dance rehearsals/competitions with Paige on some Sundays. She brings an individual giant bag of food for each of them and a huge, suitcase-sized bag full of more junk food for them to "share" (Becki eats most of it.) She films this and shows what's in the bags; typically the only remotely healthy thing she packs is some fruit and water for Paige. Becki's mum Cath goes with them on some days, although she doesn't get a lunchbox. As of 2024, Porscha now goes regularly as well.

A typical example of a "Suitcase Sunday" is a video where Becki packed:

• For herself: two bags of French Fries cresp, chicken "skooers" (skewers), Pick Up chocolate biscuits, KitKats, Fridge Raiders chicken, Scotch eggs, another chocolate biscuit, chicken goujons, large tub of garlic dep, shop bought sandwiches, several cans of full fat cowwwek
• For Paige: grapes, Pick Up, chicken skooers, Peperami, Fridge Raiders, Milkybar yoghurt, Dairylea Lunchables
• For everyone (supposedly - including Cath): strawberries, Pringles, Jaffa Cakes, rice crackers, Quavers, more Pick Ups, breakfast biscuits, sandwiches, Coke, Frootee juice drink, salad cream dep, chicken goujons

Remember, to her this is just a packed lunch. If you want to see Suitcase Sunday for yourself without scrolling through Becki's account, here's an old one.

Fridge Raiders are always on the menu and usually Dairylea Lunchables and/or Dunkers. Paige's favourite sandwich is the Co-Op American Menu Southern Style Fried Chicken Wrap which Becki will often get for her. Becki's WIEIAD videos show that, in addition to all this food, she usually starts the day with a fried or McDonald's breakfast, & has an ice cream and/or hot chocolate during the dancing if available. She has also been known to scran portions of chips when the venue has a canteen. All of this gluttony is followed by a takeaway when she gets home, because “it’s been a busy day”

If you're wondering why Paige and Porscha's own mums do not pack a healthier lunch for them, well, this is just another example of how Becki's family enables her. Becki felt it appropriate to tell the world that she brings anti-diarrhoea medicine for Paige at dancing, we question if eating so much junk during the day isn't the cause of any stomach problems they are having.

In some videos you can see people watching Becki in horror as she's eating, and/or kids throwing food at her (which she does not seem to notice.) She often packs very smelly food such as egg mayo, cheese and onion cresp, or Fridge Raiders, which we're sure are very welcome in a crowded village hall. At least one video showed someone asking her to stop stinking the place out, which she cheerfully ignored.

Should you catch a Suitcase Sunday as it occurs, check off the bingo card:

Becki declares it is "none of ya business!!" what she eats while watching her nieces at dancing, that the food is for four people (presumably including Cath), and it's meant to last all day. She spends about as long at the dancing as one would spend at work on a typical day. Becki admits she brought nowhere near this much food when she had a full time job (it seems she briefly worked full time with disabled students) but she gets bored and wants to eat all day. Apparently this makes more sense to her than, say, just bringing a book or her iPad.

She brings a reinforced camping chair because she's too big to use the ones they put down for everyone else. Tattlers discovered it's a double chair intended for two people.

Becki FAQ

Who/what are the BDL?
BDL stands for Bison Defence League or Becki Defence League. These are Becki's overly-invested fans who will defend her no matter what she does, and pile on anyone with even the most mildly worded questions/criticism.

Does she have a learning disability?
No, she’s just fick.

What does she actually weigh/what is her dress size?
We don't know, and we'd prefer not to discuss this; it takes up a lot of thread space and causes arguments. Suffice it to say that Becki is morbidly obese with a dangerously unhealthy lifestyle.

Can she drive?
Yes, she passed her test in February 2023. The first thing she did was visit McDonalds drive froom. Prior to this, her mum and sister would ferry her around.

Does she have kids?
No. The kids she features are niecums and nephums.

Does she have a job?
She no work, only burger and chep. No seriously, she doesn’t, her deluded fans say TikTok is her job but with her followers and engagement she will not be earning anywhere near a living wage.

Does Becki claim to use her TikTok as income?
Becki is frequently asked what she does for a job and never responds. There are lots of online sources that show an account with her following and engagement would not be making a substantial amount. Becki can most likely afford her huge takeaway/supermarket food bill due to living with her parents and having no expenses other than for her car.

Does Becki claim benefits? How does her family pay the bills?
Becki has never said whether she claims benefits. She may be eligible for Universal Credit (depending on what she earns from TikTok) and/or Carer's Allowance for her dad. Her family is entitled to some benefits because of Ian's disability, and Cath reportedly works as a school dinner lady, which gives her some perks as an employee of the council - including membership of Becki's beloved Costco.

What health conditions does Becki have? / Why is the skin around her eyes yellow?
Becki claims that she does not have any diagnosed health conditions and her doctor has told her she is healthy. This is almost certainly not true, no one at Becki's size is healthy, and NHS doctors will refer people to weight management services even if they are only a stone or two overweight. She shows signs of diabetes (being thirsty and tired a lot and having what looks like acanthosis nigricans) and Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (cystic acne and a lot of body hair.) We suspect she avoids the doctor so that they won't pressure her to do something about her weight.

The yellow skin around Becki's eyes is likely a symptom of very high cholesterol and/or Non-Alcoholic Fatty Liver Disease. She says it's because of mild jaundice; this is a blatant lie, if she had jaundice her liver would be failing and she'd be seriously ill.

Does Becki have a boyfriend?
No. Becki gets very embarrassed whenever anything slightly close to a penis is mentioned or when she is around men - even in a normal context like being in a shop. Many of us believe she is a virgin however she says she's not. At different times Becki has attempted to give the false impression that she was in a relationship such as clumsily "hinting" that she had spent a hotel stay with someone.

When/where did Becki say she is not a virgin?
In the below comment on a video where she mentioned she was having a cervical smear test. She did not (as some have speculated) actually make a video on the subject of her virginity.



What is the ClitBasher3000?
The ClitBasher3000 is her massage gun. We first saw her sister's partner's one when she borrowed it “for her sore legs." She now owns one; lore has it she burnt out the engine of his and blew the fuses, causing an extensive power cut that plunged her estate into darkness and stranded her dad halfway up the stairs on his stairlift for several hours.

Does Becki naturally add a -m to words or does she do this deliberately?
She does it naturally to some extent, but now deliberately exaggerates it because people make fun of it so much.

What is that mark on her nose - is it from a CPAP machine?
We don't think she has a CPAP machine. The mark may be from wiping her nose by pushing it up; or nose strips to help with snoring.
If it were from a CPAP machine, there would likely be other marks on her face. Also, Becki often complains of being very tired, which is a symptom of sleep apnoea and should have improved if she had a CPAP. This comment caused some speculation about whether she has one, however, we believe this was her idea of a "sassy" response.

Why do companies give Becki free food despite her obvious health issues?
Again, we don't know - likely just because she will promote it (although she's not a great brand ambassador, and can only ever describe food as "amazin" or "soum good" etc.) Giving Becki vast quantities of free junk food is comparable to giving an obvious alcoholic cases of free booze, but her sponsors don't appear to consider this a problem.

Is Paige really Becki's daughter? / Is Paige Porscha and Parker's sister?
No, Paige is not Becki's daughter, they just have a strong family resemblance. Becki's mum Cath, niece Leah, and at least one of her sisters all had babies as teenagers so they would have no reason to lie if Becki had as well. Paige's mum is Becki's sister Rachel, while Porscha and Parker are Leah's children and are Paige's cousins once removed.

Who is Nellie? / What happened about the Morris dancing?
Nellie is the 5-year-old daughter of Becki's cousin. Becki had Nellie kicked out of her Morris dancing club because she didn't want her there with Paige and Porscha, due to their families not speaking to each other. (Nellie's Mum did not even know it was the same club Paige and Porscha go to.) Becki got a lot of criticism over this and it seems to be the reason why she is no longer allowed to film the dance classes. See "Morrisgate/Melissagate/Nelliegate" below for more.

Is Becki catering to "feeders"?
We don't think she does this intentionally. Her main target audience appears to be children/teens (see above) and she seems quite ignorant about sex, much less niche fetishes. If she were going for views from feeders she probably also would not lie about how much she eats or talk about her desire to lose weight.

Why are you picking on Becki? She's so sweet and nice!
We don't think it's very sweet and nice of Becki when she:

• Uses the children in her family for content/engagement, frequently shows them on social media, and fails to safeguard them
• Encourages disordered eating. Not just because of her weight; even if she were slim, her binging and constant junk food diet would still be a massive health risk
• Is rude, patronising, and dismissive towards her parents, with whom she lives rent-free
• Uses her terminally ill father for content (and previously did the same with her grandmother)
• Neglected her elderly and very ill dog
• Deliberately leaves up hateful comments about her father and Paige because it attracts engagement
• Made monetised videos cashing in on someone's tragic passing
• Shares incredibly lazy and half-arsed videos with zero effort put into them
• Lies and selectively edits her videos
• Uses others' recipes without credit
• Demonstrates dangerous and irresponsible behaviour such as filming herself driving
• Had her cousin's 5-year-old daughter kicked out of her dance class

Nicknames

Bison
Big Scoops
Beckatron
Beefbeck Mountain
Biffa Beck
Dreamliner
Auntie Dreamliner
Becktimus Prime
Buffalo Beck
Chinfluencer
Big Chunks
Jaundice Jones
Yellow Submarine
Pitta Tits
Bekinator
Bekinator 3000 (for particularly calorie dense days, i.e 3000+)
Hindenbeck
Becki Stobbart
Bison Fury
DoBeckahedron
Becki NoNecki
Jurassic Pork
Guntasaurus Bex
Cat Funt (coined by Becki herself who said this is what people call her)
Beck-Beck
Heather (after the very overweight Heather on EastEnders)
Ting Tong - based on the Little Britain character with more than a passing resemblance to Becki
Fatniss Neverlean
Fattyma
Aunty Savile/Aunty Glitter/Aunty Predator/Paula Breach (because she’s a n)
Aunty Fat Prick
Aunty Armchair/Aunty Arm Hair
Obese Scran Kenobi
Scranny McPhee
Kim Jong Burgerbun
The Ellesmere Sphere
Chindiana Jones

Nicknames for her friends/family:
Caff, Crack Bun Caff = Cath
Shirley, Shirl = Becki's sister Rachel (after Shirley on EastEnders who was best friends with Heather)
Peeeeeej = Paige (how Becki pronounces her name)
Mazda, Skoda, Rover, etc. = Porscha
Scottish Declan = Declan (a nickname he himself uses)
The Barry Hat Trick = Charly, Cory, and Lea (who are all overweight and from Barry in Wales)

Other expressions used on the thread:
Bisonettes = us. Also includes critics of Becki on other sites such as TikTok, and Reddit where there is a Becki sub.
BDL = Becki Defence League or Bison Defence League, i.e. Becki's fans/enablers
Garlic bed = Becki's bed / dining table as she eats most of her meals in bed.
Scran/Scranning = Food/Eat/Eating
Suitcase Sunday = When Becki spends all day Sunday at dance rehearsals or competitions with Paige, and brings an entire suitcase full of junk food (along with her and Paige each having their own bags of food) that she shows off on TikTok. See section
Flabia, Scranmobile = Becki’s car
Chinblocker = When Becki deliberately covers her chins in photos with anything at hand
Bariatric Barge = the Sun Princess cruise ship that Becki went on with a group of other overweight TikTokers
Wool = A "wool" is what people from Liverpool (Scousers) call people from all the other parts of Merseyside - especially if they fake their accent and pretend to be from Liverpool
Takeaway Tracker = Some Tattlers keep a record of every time Becki's videos show that she ate out or got a takeaway (this includes snacks/drinks from places like Greggs and Costa) and how much she would have spent. The cost is always far less than the actual amount because it doesn't include delivery fees, and there is evidence that Becki buys a lot more than she shows in her videos.

Top comments on TikTok from her hate brigade

Unit (usually with a emoji)
The cut is going to be insane
Beast
Of course
Hard day at work? (As Becki does not work and shows herself getting up most days at 11am)
Of course - usually in response to another take away video
Tag me in parts 2 3 & 4 ( WIEIAD )
Chernobyl breath / Hiroshima breath
I can’t defend you anymore
The toilet's getting nuked tonight
Requests to see her running at full speed
Comments about her yellow eyeshadow
Miss Trunchbull
Eddie Hall
Nice healthy day as usual
Neck reveal

We do not take things off tattle here. As much as Becki is infuriating and gluttonous, we don’t troll her. This forum is for us to share our opinions about her, away from her social media pages. Becki can choose to not view this website.

As well as nicknames we have phrases that describe her or life including:
"She no work she only burger and chep"
"Marinating in her garlic bed"
"Did someone get her cookies" - from a videum where she freaked out upon thinking her family had "forgotten" her Dominos cookies
"Becki Jones, she's on the go" - a stupid little song about Becki made up by someone called Ham. Becki LOVES it and has taken credit for it, made a terrible "music video" for it, and even wanted to go to a studio to record a special version with new lyrics for Christmas. Various parodies appear on the threads.

Nonsense food that makes no sense and Becki's fave foods

You’ll never see lettuce on her McDonald’s burger because it’s too “fragrant”

Prawn cocktail crisps are too fishy. Proceeds to eat them by the packet

Tuna is a “fear food” but proceeds to eat two tins of it drowned in mayonnaise and piled onto two huge jacket potatoes with butter and bread on the side. In some videos she has eaten tuna and then became paranoid that she smells like it and insisted on showering and changing her clothes. She was probably bullied at school for being smelly and has hangups about it.

She doesn’t like much gravy on her roasts guys. Then proceeds to pour five tons of watery Bisto over a roast dinner.

There are a number of foods she claims she "doesn't like", "doesn't eat", or "isn't a fan of", but will eat huge quantities of on camera anyway. (Examples include ice cream, cheese, and spaghetti bolognese.) When she says this, what she appears to mean is that it wouldn't be her go-to food for a binge - unlike her "favourite" foods such as kebabs, McMuffins, etc.

Becki absolutely loves garlic bread, at one point we were sure she would turn into garlic bread.

Weirdly obsessed with sour cream dep at McDonald’s to a point it’s a personality trait. Becki went full on Karen when McDonald’s dare to forget her sour cream dep once. Legend says the McDonald’s worker has been eaten by Becki as revenge.

As of spring/summer 2024 she insists she no longer drinks fizzy drinks because she is trying to be healthier. But shows herself drinking things like milkshakes, smoothies, frappes, fruit juice, and alcopops, all of which have as much if not more sugar than a fizzy drink. She suggested a frozen Fanta slush didn't count as Fanta just because it was frozen.

Says she only drinks "red milk" i.e. skimmed milk, but is shown to drink glasses of what is clearly whole milk - it's rich and creamy whereas skimmed milk is watery.

Bruce/Bertha cake from Get Baked - gigantic 24-layer chocolate cake. Becki can easily eat an entire slice to herself in one go and on one occasion ate half the cake then made the rest into a "milkshake" to wash it down with. Claiming she didn't actually drink it herself, her dad did - even though he is diabetic. (She probably gave him one sip then took it away from him the moment the cameras were off.)


INSTAGRAM
Becki has made herself not searchable although her Instagram is still there. She probably hasn’t blocked you
https://www.instagram.com/beckijonesxx?igsh=MXQwMWJ1aDFib3J1NQ==

Becki Glossary

Cheps - chips. To be eaten with at least 2 meals a day.
Pack of cresp - a bag of crisps, more than one crisp.
Cowwk - Coca Cola (usually referred to as “ice cowld cowwk”)
Marium Badescum - Mario Badescu skincare.
Oreganum - oregano
Paprikum - paprika
Soum - how you and I would say 'so'
Thum - 'them' as in "bloody love thum"
Toum - 'too'
Rossius - ‘rosacea’
McFlerry - ‘McFlurry’
Hi everywum - hi everyone, her intro to videos.
Omnum - onion
Garlic mayum - garlic Mayo
Baslamic vinegar - balsamic vinegar
Dep - any dip but mostly garlic dip
Jacket potatums - Jacket potatoes
Kwaysadillah/Queesahdilla/Queefadiller - quesadilla to normal people
Tomatum - Tomato
Guy-row - Gyro
Ja-la-peno - for jalapeños, the j is silent it’s said with an h
Costcoum - Costco
Freee-arge - Frijj milkshake
Sumbarine- submarine
Planayshoccolay- Pain au chocolate
Regrudge- Begrudge
Bookermot- Bergamot
Pepperoni - Peperami
Home & Bargains - Home Bargains (a lot of people in Liverpool still call it Home & Bargains - but Becki is no Scouser!)
Heptic - Hectic
Qwasant - Croissant
Napoleon - Neapolitan ice cream
Snackle box - A tackle box whose compartments she fills with junk food, geddit?
Wagoo - Wagyu
Suck le cunt - Succulent
Star cutie tee - Charcuterie

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Morrisgate/Melissagate/Nelliegate

TL;DR:

• Becki's cousin Melissa commented on one of her videos, saying that her 5-year-old daughter Nellie was kicked out of her Morris dancing club at Becki's request. Melissa shared more information on Reddit, including the text message she received from the club leader saying her daughter was banned.
• This led to widespread criticism of Becki, many videos calling her out, and parody accounts popping up. She deleted a ton of comments and blocked many people, including her own fans.
• Becki then made a self-justificatory video saying none of it was her fault but also admitted she had asked to kick the child out of the club and said that she didn't want her followers asking questions.
• She took a short "social media break" during which people continued to make TikToks about her and criticise her. She then returned having evidently bought a lot of followers to get herself over the 700k mark, and suggesting that TikTok had actually suspended her.

Becki and Cath do not speak to Cath's sister or her daughter Melissa (Becki's cousin.) On 18th July 2024, Melissa commented on one of Becki's videos. She said that Becki had asked for Melissa's 5-year-old daughter Nellie to be banned from her Morris dancing club - it was the same club Paige and Porscha attend, but Melissa hadn't known this because Nellie was going to the classes with a friend's family. Melissa is legit and is on Facebook with the rest of the family, she has also shared old family photos of her and Becki together to prove she is who she says.

She posted on Reddit about what had happened, including a screenshot of the text message she received from the club leader. She made various allegations about Becki as well. One of the most serious was that, when Becki and Cath were taking care of Becki's terminally ill Nan, the family questioned if they'd used Nan's bank card for their own shopping - there were unexplained transactions, and on multiple occasions Becki posted videos of shopping "hauls" on the same day she'd visited Nan.

Over the next few days Becki deleted a huge number of comments, blocked dozens of people, and blocked any mentions of Melissa, Nellie, and Morris dancing. It quickly spread all over TikTok, and dozens of "parody" accounts popped up along with videos calling Becki out. Even Becki's fans started getting sick of her as she was blocking them just for asking what was going on.

A few days later she posted a response video, admitting she had asked for Nellie to be banned from the club. She said it was because she was concerned about fighting in front of the kids if Melissa and her family showed up - implying that they were bullies and had done various bad things. Even if they were absolutely terrible people, they're not the ones who upset a child by getting her kicked out of her dance class! In the video Becki came across as entitled, rolled her eyes a lot, and said she doesn't want followers who will question/doubt her. She told obvious lies such as saying that the club leader approached her first to ask if having Nellie there would cause problems. That can't be true because in the text message Melissa shared, the club leader admitted that she wasn't sure which of the kids was Melissa's daughter!

Becki then announced she was taking a break from social media, and shut down comments on all her videos. Over the next week people continued talking about it and making TikToks discussing her. Despite her blocking many people, her follower count continued to increase and she hit the 700k mark - most of the new followers seemed to be based in Vietnam. She returned to TikTok six days later and mentioned in one of her videos that she "couldn't post." It looks like TikTok gave her a temporary suspension, probably because people were reporting her and/or the buying followers and deleting comments made it look like she was a spam account.

Becki has since stopped filming at the Morris dancing classes or competitions and we suspect she was asked to stop filming if she wanted to continue going to the class with her nieces.